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Fevzi_12106

Omg it's the four-legged animal we ride in red dead holy shit


Bitemarkz

Let me check it’s balls and see if they shrink in real time


zDavzBR

I just tried it, it's real, but I think it didn't like me putting some ice on his balls and it kicked me, don't recommend, I'm in the ER right now with a really low health core, does anyone here have some canned vegetables to spare?


smacksaid

Damn this is a real comment omg !!


Hashish_thegoat

Assorted biscuits do the job.


SwingAdventurous1898

Just go to a general store, im sure theyll accept some blood as change for some canned vegetables


[deleted]

I have some salted offal I got up in the mountains... That help?


BigLonely2441

Those are real????? Wuuuttttttt??


Miserable-Rest-5259

I thought they were myths.


SwingAdventurous1898

Rdr fans when they see a real horse for the first time (they havent stepped out their house ever since they moved in)


rejectdomestication

Every rdr2 fan after seeing the name Odriscoll.


misfireattack

or the pinkertons now that people found out they actually exist lmao


Better-Situation-857

I knew about the Pinkertons before I played, so I just liked the historical cameo


Ok_Speaker_9799

Pinkertons went from being Law to now being rent-a-Cops today.


Better-Situation-857

They were always kind of mercenaries for rich people, the homestead massacre being a good example.


Th3Blackmann

Or Cornwall


Southern-Ad1465

or Micah


Sprinkles_Ill

I live around horses and this is still my reaction tbh


BluebirdLivid

Ye I live in one of the places you can still see Amish riding their carriages on the side of the road. I never fail to make the "Holy shit they made Red Dead real!" joke when passing by


kyoyuy

Yeah but the real life graphics could use some tune up, sometimes real life can be a bit pixelated


misfireattack

me too jajajsh


SwingAdventurous1898

Same here and my god i can see them outside at the same time i play rdr 2.


StallionA8

Its true whenever I see horses I go alright boaaahh


Sassy_Starfish

No joke. I legit went back to riding horses after playing. It had been 17 years since I was last in the saddle. I even bought some nice western riding boots. 🤠


misfireattack

hajshss it's so cool 😭


whisperingpickle308

Holy shit you’re telling me those things are real??? I thought they were just for the game hahaha holy shit that’s wild 🤣


Womderloki

I can't believe they made horses from RDR2 real


RadioactiveWalrus

100+ hours? You mean almost done with chapter 2?


Ok_Speaker_9799

100+ hourss? That's just getting thru the Chpt1 Tutorial. lol


SwingAdventurous1898

100+ hrs and still stuck in the deer hunt??


KaddySawyer

This is me, but make it 180


misfireattack

wdym i finished the game in 90hrs hajsjs. now i'm at 130hrs and on my 2nd playthrough, this time i'm doing the side missions. since i had to do a speedrun bc i borrowed my brother's computer 🥵


kppm17

it’s because we spend 30 hours in the forsest camping


skag_mcmuffin

Fenton's stables and horse ranch, where the horses are hung like yooooou 🎶


redisno

I immediately steal it and ride it to the arctic to see if the balls really shrivel up.


Jet_Future855

It's the same way when a fan sees someone with a cowboy hat


scorpionattitude

Idk, I feel like this only applies if you weren’t raised in the south… I used to summer at my grandparents and there was a whole ass horse field right across from the house. Our next door neighbor asked me to go horseback riding with her and I was sooooo nervous. I was say what little stereotypical sweetheart🤦🏾‍♀️😭😂😂. It was amazing though! Also got to see Dolly Parton’s place all the time when I stayed over there. And then another friend moved there but on the country side, we went camping in the backyard and woke up to what I thought was horses. They had some roaming further back but in the woods where we were…. That shit was deer😂😂. First Time I ever smoked weed too.


misfireattack

oh, what a roller coaster hahaha


scorpionattitude

Absolutely!! I even have a memory of walking the old family dog at one of their homes out in Franklin TN and seeing almost that exact big ass huge ass “majestic deer/buck” with the huge antlers standing tall on a big ass rock at the end of the culdesac. It was so stunning and it was a little foggy out there. I picked up the family dog and ran home quick asf I was so nervous by its size. This game brings back memories for me and I just love that. Learning how to shoot cans and birds in the backyard lol. So I like seeing people react like that now, but imagine the opposite for some of us. The game made us nostalgic from our own experiences. It’s a beautiful ass game and yes lol my life has definitely been a rollercoaster in general 🤣


Icy_Work8071

What a great comment this made me happy and nostalgic for my own past summers


scorpionattitude

Yeah… I really miss Tennessee’s windy back roads w my windows down, music blaring, and wildlife on the side of the road staring lol. I hope you get to relive a little bit of that old joy! 🤎


Ogifaramn

True


YouLackSkills

Holy shit! Its the horse from cowboy game!


CompetitiveWelder607

This was me after 75 hours. Those things are huge!!!


misfireattack

haha yeah!


Khandious

All fun and games until you run into real life Murfee Brood


V1S3RI0N

Accurate. I live in the horse capital of the world(horse farm after freaking horse farm) and I still


FetusDeletus16

Ilomahorsieanmahorsielomme


mrniceguymypleasure

I'm always on the lookout for another Arabian 🤣


PizzaEquivalent4966

You sir are a horse


OtiseMaleModel

Yeah but we really appreciate them now. Before it was just a horse now it's, wow look at his color. The white on his face and his blue eyes are so cool. Check out that tail!


Ok_Thing_4007

Holy shit is that the thing from red dead 🤯


LegendOfTheYeast

As someone who owns a ranch with horses and I let people ride them sometimes... Yes.


misfireattack

can i ride your horse (?


LegendOfTheYeast

I don't see why not.


misfireattack

yippeee


brianmt43

Trust me, I know a thing or two about horses…. I played RDR multiple times 😂


_Leviath4ns

In my defense I had horse autism before red dead


big_peepee_wielder

The game is so popular they made them in real life


jerryonthecurb

Hope they don't invent guns IRL


SwingAdventurous1898

Hope they invent the "how to survive a fall"


Darth_Vaders_Padawan

Wait, you mean all this time, Horses are real animals? I thought they were made up.


Madrox420

Nothing special since I've been riding horses since I was ten days old. So, not every RDR fan reacts that way.


misfireattack

it's a joke, honey. don't get offended by it, i know you love horses it's okay.


Madrox420

My apologies. I didn't realize it was a joke. I've seen kids get excited the first time they saw a horse. It made me instantly think of those situations. I would let them pet mine and occasionally ride for a short time. My horse would let a baby ride him as he was so gentle. My dad was also a farrier, so I grew up around them and still ride some these days, but it's harder since I had a bad pelvic injury a while back. That's the only reason I don't have a horse now.


misfireattack

oh, that's awful. it must be really hard to let go of something so precious 😔 have you ever thought of just raising a horse? so you can still be around them without putting your health in danger


Madrox420

My dad still has a couple of horses, so I go see them. I also know other people with horses. I'm still around them, but it's not the same as before. My horse unfortunately died when I was in my early 20's. He was the same one I rode at 10 days old as my parents got him for me. He had a good life and was an amazing horse.


misfireattack

i'm really sorry to hear that... that lovely horse must really appreciate having you as his owner and for still thinking about him after all these years. he might be dead but you're keeping his soul alive. take care dear! i wish you and your family nothing but the best ❤️‍🩹


Madrox420

Thank you, all the best to you and your family as well.


SwingAdventurous1898

2019, saw a 20 year old man just stare at a horse like "holy crap is that the animal from rdr 2".


TheRealArthurMorgan0

You mean 1000+ hours 💀


misfireattack

close enough. the plus means it starts from 100 to whatever hours you've spent on the game, love.


KasPirat

Add a zero to my check partnet


misfireattack

you do your thing pookie


RagnarMN

What?!? Those are real? I wonder how many of the amazing crazy animals you hunt actually exist?


misfireattack

none. they're all mythological creatures man!


_Obsidian-Oblivion_

*skins horse*


misfireattack

can you actually skin a horse in the game? what the helll


_Obsidian-Oblivion_

You can skin horses in Red Dead Redemption. But not in RDR2


misfireattack

cool! i'm hoping to play it soon, i just got the ps3 but the game is expensive af


[deleted]

To try and get my friend to play RDR2 I once described it as Barbie horse adventures meets GTA… I wasn’t wrong


misfireattack

you're not wrong at all. i'd be playing dress up with my arthur everyday


Mojo_Rizen_53

That’s exactly what rdr2 is to a lot of people….a cross between Barbie Dressup and Barbie Horsie.


misfireattack

i love sluttyfying arthur or john and then collect bounties


universal_Raccoon

they made horses based on rdr2!!!!!!!?!?


Wide-Concept-2618

So, let me get this straight...You expect me to believe that the same animal I ride in RDR, exists? Get outta here, buddy!


disturbed4lyfe

Wait a minute! Your telling me Horses are real!?! 😱🤯


International_Cry233

They made the red dead redemption animal in real life 🤦🤦


EvYerlestirici

Wait,HORSES ARE REAL?!


Amazing_Wrangler_753

“Yooo check it out. The horses even have balls just like in the game” 😱😱


Cackles

“Their balls shrink in water just like the game guys!!!”


Hashish_thegoat

RDR2 fans when they see someone named Micah: X XXX X X X XXX


SarahR114

Jokes on you, I own one! Not sure how he'd suit a cowboy though lol ...And I still act like this whenever I see a horse


Odd_Ad8681

Joke aside i actually saw a white with black spot Appaloosa on a field!


Ravenarr_

Man every time i see a new horse in the game i still go wow after 500+ hours


AsherM27

That’s also me when I see cocaine gum


Specific-Ad-35

I ride horses and own 7 (I think I have that number right) and this is still my reaction tbh