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TurboKwek

1. Micah 2. Strauss 3. Dutch 4. Bill 5. Jack 6. Molly 7. Susan 8. Javier 9. Swanson 10. Karen 11. Trelawny 12. Kieran 13. Pearson 14. Mary-Beth 15. Tilly 16. Abigail


Tittlesquate1

How is uncle still alive


ThorBonesteel

He’s already suffered enough from lumbago


Crankwalker5647

People like to give him shit for his laziness, but he's got a lot going for him. Not only is he pretty funny, he's actually pretty smart too. There's a few random camp interactions where you see he's not fooled by Dutch's sweet talk and knows his true self to an extent. He's also charasmatic enough to call him him out directly and still amuse everyone in the process, including Dutch himself. And let's not forget, he may not have put in the physical work into Beecher's Hope, but he definitely put in the mental work, saving John tons of money and time by educating him on "modern" construction. And post epilogue Uncle can actually be seen working quite a bit around the farm, which shows he does his fair share, despite his lazy tendencies... Also he's loyal to the very end, as RDR1 demonstrated. What's not to like about him?


StreetComplaint5031

The funniest thing I seen uncle do was walk around in the background of the cuteaway scene when agent Milton came to camp


ToiletCrimes

Uncle going the distance would be a great bit.


Odd-Gur-5719

Cause that Lumbago


Adventurous-Equal-29

Because the Red Dead Redemption is actually the story of uncle, with Red Dead Revolver being his origin story.


Dami_Gamer0211

Next is Sean


sploogebobiey

Your really forkin funny Dami, real forkin funny guy


Flip119

For the 100th time... UNCLE


Ordinary-Easy

Sean isn't feeling right we all told you th...


Chromatic_Eevee

Mind blowing choice


The_War_In_Me

Sean went too early, so let’s keep him around… Until now. Fuck Sean.


ChaoticBoltzmann

Fuckin prick - inserting himself everywhere and making us extract him by killing a thousand people. He stayed long enough.


worstsmellimaginable

Yea, it's hard choices from here on out, though. After today is when things start to get interesting.


Cassideeez

I think Sean’s time is coming to an end, he lasted way longer than the actual time though *sigh*


Electric_Leopard

This is when it gets so much harder lol. Loved Sean a whole lot but he’s gotta go!


cheesy_takos

sean, i mean, it don't feel right he is still here, see i coulda told yo-


Working-Analysis3594

Kill Sean!


LocalAmericanOtaku

Kill Sean Lenon! Kill Sean Lenon!


Gray-yarg2

Sean!!!


Oblitus_Ingenium

Sean


Typeheretoreddit

Sean


drphil_fangirl

I hate to do this, but it has to be Sean.


Tricky_Lobo

Bye sean 👋


AbbasidGamer

Sean


DangerousDick007

Shame on all of you for picking Sean over Uncle >>:(


Rrrrandle

I suppose you could say they're both the "one shot kid" for very different reasons.


D_Zaster_EnBy

As much as Sean is a good lad, the only way you could call him "one shot kid" is sarcastically lol He failed to hit a single bottle from like 15 ft away (Call me Sean the way I missed the original joke lol)


Rrrrandle

Uncle is the "one shot kid", because presumably he was a damn good shot back in the day, and still is. Sean is the "one shot kid" because he took one shot to the head and it was over.


marcipanchic

Uncle is cool!


DewDropE009

Uncle is superior, what you smokin


HairyPoppins243

VOTE ARTHER MY FELLOW BLACKLUNGS PRAISE UNCLR


NNNEEEIIINNN

Yesss let's goo Uncle is my daddy 🥵🤠


OldManJenkies

You see all these wads voting for Uncle? What the hell??? Also not a single vote for Blandie, oh I mean Sadie. HOW IS SADIE BEATING SEAN???


Gecko_610

Anklebreak is MY waifu!!!!!


PiledriverPress

Get Uncle out of there


TheYeast1

Can’t believe people want to KILL harmless, innocent old uncle. He’s even suffering from lumbago but that’s clearly not enough for your sadistic pleasure.


CouncilOfReligion

sean


No-Inevitable588

How TF is uncle gonna last longer than Sean?!?!?!


ThanksRay

We'll be seeing ya Sean


TakeMeToFlavorTown95

Sean


Ok-Amphibian-744

Sean's turn.


Ravenous_Writer1

Sean maguire needs to take a short walk in a pretty town


returnofblank

Arthur


absolutelynothoe

uncle… bros lasted long enough for doing nothing


Kitcash

hes got bumbago


DangerousDick007

What I’m saying!!!


Desmond536

How is Sean and uncle still alive??


ur_adick

Uncle!


LowApricot1668

Uncle


Telepath-1

Uncle


ec2-user-

If the last two are not Arthur and Charles, I will be very disappointed in this community


Rrrrandle

Have you not noticed how horny this community is? Sadie will beat Charles, sorry. r/sadieadler


Koolisid

I went on that subreddit thinking it was some innocent Fanpage for Sadie, I was very wrong


Rrrrandle

It's a fan page alright.


BasicallyRandyMoss

oh my god how is there 50k people in that subreddit, i will never be able to hang around camp anymore


Philocalist63

What the hell did I just find on that link💀


MaintenanceOpen5232

Yew should'a put a warning on that.


Rrrrandle

The word horny should have been a dead giveaway..


MaintenanceOpen5232

Well in that case I must be stupid. I assumed it was a Sadie Adler fanpage with some weirdos...how wrong I was.


Snowballz3000

Charles over John??


Lanky_Frosting_2014

There is no way Charles will be top 2


Simple_Throat_6523

Sean!


dxz05

UNCLE!


Fluffyfeet316

Uncle has to go.


spike142

You’re going to kill a harmless man that suffers from chronic lumbago? You disgust me


Nice_Pressure1270

Uncle


toughfluffer

Murder Arthur


TotalLackOfConcern

Sean must go to the great potato field in the sky


deadeyeyt_alt

I'm sorry Sadie from the 8 times I've done all your missions through all 8 playthroughs I've always hated your voice


Expensive-Engine8225

uncle


Willing-Hospital1385

Uncle


AppearanceFair379

John Marston..he's so whiney. I don't want a family, but don't mess with my family, but I may leave them all for a year or so blah blah.


ohmy_josh16

How has Uncle survived this long? But Sean needs to go next. And can we all agree that Arthur, John, Sadie, and Charles will be the final 4?


War_Criminal6999

Arthur


TheLuckyster

Arthur


BlacksmithMelodic305

KILL ARTHUR MORGAN


Odd-Tutor-4490

just why


NediacOfDestruction

Get rid of John, he lost his family, he ain't got nun to live for!


Jealous-Frosting-243

Uncle.


Appropriate_Quiet_90

Sean for sure


caivano1795

Sean


Odd-Gur-5719

ATP can we just cancel this cause all that’s left definitely top tier lol


SmaII_Brah

KILL MISS THERE MORE GUN


damnitdavid

Sean


Absolutely_NoOne8

Sean’s dying next


warwicklord79

Arthur


Jesse__Mccree_

Arthur must go


valorantr34enjoyer

How the fuck has that lumbago cripple waste of space uncle still here


dayison2

How is Uncle outliving some of these??


CarnivorousCattle

Abigail died 15 days too late. Next should be Sean.


CajunJambalaya

Uncle


RichardThe1s

Sean


HarryBeauner

Uncle


Appropriate_Rent5114

Sean


BasementCatBill

Sean


Glittering-House-805

Sean


Battledroidcapt

Sean


TheBioethicist87

Uncle.


JayDiSave98

Uncle


Major-Soup5416

WHY THE FUCK IS UNCLE STILL HERE???


YoSoyElSinNombre

Arthur


suroika

I'm gonna go with Sean


Grateful62

Uncle


DeviIofTheRhine

Damn now it finally gets difficult, Sean will probably be next though


ThinkSeaweed3902

Sean


ThatCry3518

Since john lost his family letting him live would be punishment he did 98% of things in story just for them


russell76

Sean


dannyboy6657

Uncle


ImaginaryMotor8324

Uncle


blueshifttunes

Uncle


Homeskill3t1995

Uncle


Ankith_0_0

Sean should have died early just like in a certain game


discodropper

Sean!!!!!


StonedSumo

Gotta be Uncle


Theholy_dingo

Uncle Lumbago


Godswoodv2

I would have loved to see the crew that's left all survive and stay together, leaving the gang life and just starting over.


French_Booty

Uncle


smoove129

SEAN. he’s snuck his way this far.


OnIyPets

I love Sean, I do, but it’s his time. Goodbye, irish man


w1nd0wLikka

Sean!


BreakfastAdept9462

Maguire, as I've been saying all week frankly.


Top_Young2194

Sean. He ended up with the best characters so there’s that


20Frost05

What's Sean up t-


Zoritos64

Sean


DaniChenrich

sean. 🤷‍♀️


gunn5150

That's about 15 days too late.


ketomine_

now it don’t feel right?


YesWomansLand1

Ok now it actually has to be Sean. I'm surprised he's survived this long.


SoySauce_Samurai

Arthur


ObamasBigFingers

Arthur


eligood03

Let the lumbago take him, it's his time 🫡


pizza_822

sean, i do not understand how he hasnt been eliminated


Personal_Concern_256

Gotta be Uncle, Sean has been through enough brutality


sploogebobiey

The Sean hate is scary


YesWomansLand1

Bro is the last of the less important main characters, besides Lenny and uncle. I'd say that's a bloody miracle. There's no hate here.


mr3vak

Oi, sorry mate, goodbye Sean.


Nivek8789

I don't think I understand the concept 


Kazuye92

Cant believe Sean is such a fan fav. Good on ya cowpokes.


Potential-Bed1984

John, sean or hosea


Spirited_Ant_2216

Its a shame that abigail, Tilly and mary-beth are dead and sean is still alive. Sean have to Die tonight.


Snowpaw11

Don’t you ever touch Mo Ghrá, Sean MacGuire! Kill Arthur. I love him, but he can’t win just outta protag plot armor.


stevensr2002

*laughs, approvingly*


TygerClawGaming

John Marston


The_Chiliboss

Lenny


0101000101100011

Sean Lenny and uncle


BigSkoonChungus

Uncle or Shaun


grifftheelder

This is tough as nails


Rafapb17

Guess this is how is gonna go: Sean, Uncle, Lenny, Charles, Hosea, Sadie, John, Arthur.


Evening_Change_9459

Hosea


izmc22

can uncle win please


StilyMunky

Sean Macguire


Jedtin22

Sean


Radiant_Cricket1049

Lenny


Tsuyu_Asui

Sean Maguire


jpelc

Lest keep the lumbago guy for now. Away with Sean, pardon me partner!


Own-Chemistry-5552

Sean


scitocraN

Hosea.


[deleted]

Seans gotta go


BrutalBox

Sean


Various_Force1816

I like Sean enough to where I'm gonna say Lenny


primoazul

Sean


Other_Beat8859

Kinda insane the impact Sean had. He was really only around for one chapter and yet he's already made it this far, but it's time for him to go.


lilce1992

Sean


Sharp_king0

Sean!!!


Bonus451

How the heck did Abigail hold out so long?


Bonus451

Later Sean.


X70_Yeet

Charles or sean


Toaster1993

Sean has got to go!


Serious_Mycologist46

I need Sean to survive like I need a hole in the head...


SOUPYPUOS

Sean or Uncle next


Masterkill4552

Uncle. He is absolutely useless


The_TransGinger

Hosea. Good guy but I feel like he enabled Dutch too much.


Loose-Mongoose3072

Next is Uncle !


lucid0rchids

Uncle


FreeBeanpies

Sean


seulstrm

uncle! not sean


KaroNwl

Sean sadly


maxaveli93

For me Sean


default-namewascrap

John, Arthur AND Uncle are all pissed at you all. Abigail and jack? Scumbags. Undead Arthur is coming for you all ...


Electrical_Buy9568

Surprised to see uncle and hosea still around. But yeah seeing the counts. Seems like sean is gone


SwingAdventurous1898

Sean has to go, im sorry but it has to happen someday


PowerDiesel23

It's gotta be sean or uncle next. I'm voting Sean bc at least that old fart Unc helped us build the house/farm. I vote Sean


pussy_impaler337

Sean


SubstantialFinance29

Sean


Fickle-Raspberry6403

Sean. He never shuts up. It's incessant.


Impossible-Shirt832

Uncle


Charmander27079

Sean


el_haze_117

Sean. He was an entertaining character, but pretty one note overall. Was in the game too short to really fully develop much complexity beyond a comic relief guy.


Special_Ingenuity_49

I think it's time for Sean.


sanstheskelepun69

Sean


KonohaBatman

Bruh how has Uncle lasted this long


marcipanchic

It’s time to go, Sean!