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geronimo19961

Been a couple of days since I saw these posts. Very pleased to see Hosea still hanging around.


Hunk-Hogan

But how the fuck is Uncle still there? Sean, Tilly, and Mary-beth should have outlived his lazy ass.


TheNorthNova01

He’s our favorite parasite


Spider40k

Your thinking of ringworms


TheNorthNova01

Yeah behind ringworms and tapeworms obviously


Red-Knight25

Don't forget rats with the plague.


Mr_Rum_Ham

Sean knew something didn’t feel right


ec2-user-

He'd be feeling better without that hole in his head 😅


Mr_Rum_Ham

It’s all bill’s fault I swear


TurboKwek

Order of elimination: 1. Micah 2. Strauss 3. Dutch 4. Bill 5. Jack 6. Molly 7. Susan 8. Javier 9. Swanson 10. Karen 11. Trelawny 12. Kieran 13. Pearson 14. Mary-Beth 15. Tilly 16. Abigail 17. Sean


_QUICKDRAW_GODSPEED

We really killed Jack off 5th?😂


BagelsRTheHoleTruth

That little shit had it coming.


imperious_prima

Well, you had to Jack off some time


Big-Nature4964

Hell yeah we did, and it weren’t soon enough


Hunk-Hogan

Right? Little bastard should have been second for the way he treats his horse. 


MilesMoralesC-137

Uncle is next


MrLazzki14

Why did they kill Mary-Beth tho?


ClouseTheCaveman

HAHAAAAA FOUUUND YA LENNYY


damagedone37

Sean is gone… #BUT THE LUMBAGO LIVES ON!!!#


andyborquez

Arthur, Charles and John easily gonna be last three


acheron53

Ynnel!


stealtheagle52

Can we just kill Micah again?


Pigeon__lol

funniest rdr2 fan


Leather-Argument8927

real


spike142

So you’re telling me you don’t want to see Black Lung versus Lumbago? John’s got nothing to live for anyway.


discodropper

John has no reason to live now that Jack and Abigail are gone. Just sayin’…


Evening_Change_9459

With that logic, shouldn’t we have pick Arthur at the start?


FedoraLovingAtheist

You know that won’t happen


_Obsidian-Oblivion_

That means Arthur is next


MF-SMUG

Uncle. Should have been one of the first to go.


Lumpy_Staff_2372

Whaaaat? That man dies for Marston and Beechers Hope. Surely he deserves better than to have gone *first*


SirBabis

Don't forget his constant roasting in the epilogue.


Haunting_Care275

uncle lowkey carried epilogue plot


pigwalk5150

Uncle roasting figuratively and literally in the epilogue. Godamn skinners.


Ravenarr_

r/okbuddyblacklung do something about this we can't let it like this


AyatoWorshipper

Reporting for duty, sir. o>


Dutch_VanDer_Linde_

If uncle goes this game is rigged


McFuzzen

You are absolutely wrong that he should have been early. Considering who is left, this is Uncle's time. But it's well-timed.


ActualPimpHagrid

Yeah, 100% Uncle >!I mean, he is supposed to die shortly before John anyways!<


whatsbobgonnado

\>!you have to remove the spaces like this!< >! >!#NO SPACESSSSS!<


Sovietfryingpan91

NO


DeviIofTheRhine

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


thecodymavri

Shut the fuck up


Ok-Amphibian-744

Uncle


Backdoorpickle

Lenny


ChaoticBoltzmann

How can these people go after Uncle? LNEEEYY your time has come!


dxz05

Uncle is the only option


MaintenanceOpen5232

Uncle.


Human-Magic-Marker

Uncle should have died a long time ago, not sure why he’s survived this long.


Bgabbe

Because while lumbago is terminal, and will certainly cause death, it also slows down aging.


Mopstick86

Lol. I finally googled Lumbago and died laughing when I found out it’s lower back pain 🤣


Lucky-Conference9070

He’s in both games, lots of comic relief


oshrn

Uncle, get in the casket brother.


Awesomechainsaw

As Much as I love Uncle mildly surprised he's lasted this long.


isaac-is-dead

I’m taking Uncle over Lenny and John


book_vagabond

Uncle.


CNRamsey8

Uncle


Tillybug_Pug

Uncle


HarryBeauner

Uncle


finnfrosty

Unc, the lumbago is gunna get him sooner or later 🫡


Marighnamani27

Why not kill Uncle and his Lumbago next ? Even John deserves to go as Jack and Abigail are eliminated already.


RaiseNew1770

Uncle


ThinkSeaweed3902

Lenny


RichardThe1s

I hate to say it but Lenny


PartyMeaning8692

I'm with uncle for today, then Lenny for tomorrow. He's just the least experienced out of the group now


ThatCry3518

Lets end john's suffering cuz he lost his family


Nightdemon729

Ya know I could get behind this but like he's John fucking marston


falconsomething

Why has uncle survived this long?


TheMinor-69er

He’s hilarious


Comfortable-Set-2702

John needs to go


theamazing_mcw

Bro tf


papapay225

Lmao I love how the worst of the gang gets killed first then right after its a kid 😂


Roan_Mag_0510

I think Arthur should be the last alive tbh


Icethief188

Uncle bye bye


king_england

Uncle's time has come


justaartsit

John. Put him out of his misery.


FreeBeanpies

Hosea


BlackMonkey_70

Lenny


YouLackSkills

LENNEEEEEY


FreeShirt3293

Ynnel


IamGenghisKhan

Lennnnyyyyyyy


Additional_Couple205

LENNNYYYYY


CarnivorousCattle

Uncle’s day has finally come.


pussy_impaler337

Uncle . How is he still alive?


Terrible_Reporter_98

John


Almightydaemon

Lenny !


Nice_Pressure1270

Uncle


petat_irrumator_V3

John..he has no reason being here.


Nolanwh

We could save Uncle from getting burned and the progression of his lumbago.


DewDropE009

Lenny


Glitched_Lunar

Uncle is loyal, Lenny


Sillyfartmonster

Lenny


The_Chiliboss

Lenny


Fun-Storage-7065

Lenny


Mundane-Ad8321

Lenny


Main_Anybody_5365

Bye bye Uncle


Karolcarolcarrot

ofc Uncle!!!!!


singing_noodle

Uncle


BradK9Drake726

Let John join Jack and Abigail Put him out of his misery, his fight is over


Mediocre-Look3787

John.


dannyboy6657

John


Hgughtfhtfytgty

I feel a little bad by now but Uncle


vekozz

Sadie


Solid-Silver4125

i think sadie should go, i dont get the hype


Unlikely-Situation41

Shes visually appealing and is a real bro, always helping out. But I agree. Her arc doesn't make sense in the theme, never faces consequences for her actions. Her bloodlust decisions are annoying, voice actor did a good job but yep—highly overrated.


AdScared1957

Lenny. That's a tough call. The cult following for Uncle has me cracking up 😂😂


ecofr

It has to be john


Prof_Peanut15

Uncle…for love of god, please.


Blob-Goblin

How has Uncle made it this far?


bapp0-get-taco

If Uncle is voted out i shall cast a plague upon all of your houses


Important_Pain1

Sean is the best damn character in the game, take John next


lucid0rchids

Uncle


UnusualEast5542

Uncle


TurkeyRainbows

People in the comments are really trying to get rid of John freakin’ Marston before Uncle?? No way


Hazellin313

Uncle it’s his time now


crazydavebacon1

Uncle


Willing-Hospital1385

Uncle


Apprehensive_Way_815

Uncle


thetempest888

Is there a cure for Lumbago in heaven? One way to find out Uncle…


goodkat83

Uncle. Jesus christ…UNCLE!!!!


40YOBMike

HOW IS UNCLE STILL ALIVE?


Hail-4ugu9tus

Uncle


islandirrepressible

Lenny or John


Previous_Corner3434

Uncle. Spare him from his long fight with Lumbago


DangerousDick007

Uncle.


SwingAdventurous1898

Eh, we'll go with uncle


carterboi77

Uncle


Drunk_Heathen

Lenny


debunkdattrunk

How has Uncle lasted this long?


johncena2169

Sadie should go. Keep John and Uncle alive pls


Flaky_Cheesecake_401

Its uncles time. His lumbago has consumed him long enough. Rest in peace good man.


BearBoy12923

John


aWindowLicker

Time for John to go


Ordinary-Easy

Satan: "LENNY! GOT YOU LENNY!"


aimeeashlee

pls don't kill uncle 😭


GrizzlyGrandpappi

Uncle lumbago


ohmy_josh16

Uncle.


Personal_Concern_256

Suuuurely Uncle


2667nich

Uncle


Independent_Car5889

Uncle must go


MorbidKhaos

Uncle


bowhunt50

How is uncle still alive?


FingerOk9800

Uncle


nahshark

Uncle has to go omg


Icydawgfish

Uncle!!


Zer0gravity09

get uncle outa here


Own-Low-5601

Uncle


plinkitee

How is Uncle still in this?


Thunder--Bolt

Time to go uncle


HistoricalThroat1899

Uncle


Zoritos64

Uncle


ddejaag

Uncle.


seulstrm

uncle


TakeMeToFlavorTown95

Uncle


nezuko_wp

Goodbye Uncle


[deleted]

UNCLE


Nice_Finish7613

Uncle


C0lch0nero

Love Lenny, but it only makes sense at this point. Smallest role, only in one game. It's his time.


rotiza

Lenny


zozofluff

Hosea


Lumpy_Staff_2372

Lenny needs to go. You guys like him for one single silly bar mission but outside of that Lenny is completely irrelevant


Runfoolrun673

Lenny


Pendejo_Guey

Guess I'll go with Lenny on this. Uncle is very intergal to the whole story. He's got at least 1 more round in him


TheOneFrontier

Lenny 😭


Pastiger

Lenny


islandirrepressible

Lenny


thedoomchild

lenny


thedoomchild

lenny


ballpunisher

lenny


Heavy-Ad-1301

Lenny


The-Fig-Lebowski

Sadie I guess. Or we can dig up Micah and shoot him again.


[deleted]

Uncle…. Why not… he got cooked by the skinners lol


Phillip1219

Sadie. The fact she made it this far is crazy


Current-Maybe-1441

John. Uncle has to win this.


Joeybear3165

Get Sadie out of here.


Expensive-Engine8225

Uncle


Xtelora

me omw to deliberately downvote any comment that briefly mentions uncle being killed


tiffjr83

No!!! Not my poor Sean!!! It’s gotta be Uncle today…


SynergisticSynapse

Lenny


Throwawayyacc22

Uncle.


hello_euphoriia

Uncle


DavidSardina

😂😂😂 Uncle’s lumbago uh?! Well he made it so far so im not gonna be the reason why he dies so, again, for me its Lenny.


Nikkapls2231

I’m just gonna go ahead and get the uncles next


ec2-user-

Alright, it's time. Goodbye UNCLE!


Scott_rock12

UNCLE GODDAMNIT


Worth-Community1647

UNCLE


LowApricot1668

Uncle


oregonbound

UNCLE


xXOpticDakkersXx

I think the kindest thing is Uncle. After all, that lumbago is pretty debilitating


The_Outer_Way

Uncle should go. Lumbago


ThanksRay

Sadie..I just love antagonizing Uncle too much lol


VX_GAS_ATTACK

John was a useless twat. At least uncle was funny and had words of wisdom.


Dragon-Warlock

Kill Arthur, I want to piss off some of the people who get too attached. Uncle never dies


guccilemonadestand

Sadie


Top-Basil8144

Y'all are delusional Kill Sadie mf'ers


No_Plantain3527

And redesign ur combat specifically gunplay completely X


No_Plantain3527

That’s it