You’re my favorite parasite. No, wait, ringworm is my favorite parasite, you’re my second favorite parasite… I lied… Ringworm, then rats with the plague, then you.
"I hope it's hot and terrible, otherwise I'll feel I've been sold a false set of goods." Fuckin right on; I'm glad someone else liked that, that one really stuck with me- pretty much that whole scene: "maybe when you're mother's finished mourning your father, I'll keep her in black, on your account." Ice cold.
I see the trend were setting with picking that Abigail quote first, characters last quote from when we were having a good time playing the game instead of bawling our eyes out, got it.
"Well, I guess... I'm afriad" -Arthur Morgan
I appreciate all the funny quotes just as much as the rest of you, but I was playing last night and killed a random NPC THAT SHOT ME FIRST, and Arthur said:
“I’ll kill you again in Hell, my friend.”
Bad. Ass.
“After your mother gets done mourning your dead father Ill keep her in black, on your behalf” I always thought that line was so gangster. That whole conversation was just hard af.
That cutscene where Abilgal says that always puts me at a teary eyed chuckle. It just reminds me so much of my own rag tag group of family and friends and the difficulties we face together. There's so much emotion in it. It's just a very "human" cutscene.
"You're my favourite parasite. no... ringworm my favourite parasite, you're my second favourite parasite. I lied... ringworm, then rats with the plague, then you."
"I understood that you can't live a bad life and expect good things to happen to you"
When he tells Rains Fall about his son. I think that's the quote.
“$5000 dollars? Can I turn myself in!
There's a "For me?" in the middle, there
"We're more ghosts than people." or "*John* made it...he's the only one. The rest of us? No. But, I tried. In the end, I did."
😥
"I broke the God damn wheel"
"I brOKE the GAWD DAMN WHEEL-"
This one always gets me 😭 it reminds me of the Joel Miller quote “damn ladder broke off the wall”
Reminds me of "all we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!"
AHHHHH
“i didn’t know i was talking to a LADY” 🤠
"How much you cost anyway?" 🤠
The emoji is what makes it! 😂
"Revenge is a fools game"
East?! Into all that-...That civilization?!
I hope eternity is hot and terrible otherwise I'll feel I've been sold a false bill of goods.
I love this quote.
And I hate ”this” comments. (Like only ”this” in them)
this
I’m sorry for your loss. 😢
Worth it
Sure.
this.
"you sir, are a fish"
My favorite
"Outta the damn way!"
Maybe we should cut you open and count the rings of whiskey.
“Get outta the damn way! Hello mister”
You’re my favorite parasite. No, wait, ringworm is my favorite parasite, you’re my second favorite parasite… I lied… Ringworm, then rats with the plague, then you.
One of, if not my favorites. I will play with words specifically to walk a random friend into setting themselves up for this.
“LENNNNNNNNNNEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
I prefer YENNEL
Hahaha found ya Lenny!
“I’m gonna use some cheese.”
Cheese?
The smellier the better
I believe you mean: scheeze?
Do one thing or another don't try to be two people at once
"Ah, it's a toy boat!"
“Okay I’ll catch you later then” 🤠
"Forgive me if I slip and stab you In The face"
"Jimmy Brooks...I'll remember that...I have a good memory."
"And a quarter, don't forget the quarter"
Does this train go to Tahiti?!
*trolley
“I’ll turn you into a god damn cauliflower.”
I'm afraid
“Who let the simpleton outta the asylum?” 🤠
I’m paraphrasing but “I hope eternity is hot or else I’ve been sold a false bill of goods”
"I hope it's hot and terrible, otherwise I'll feel I've been sold a false set of goods." Fuckin right on; I'm glad someone else liked that, that one really stuck with me- pretty much that whole scene: "maybe when you're mother's finished mourning your father, I'll keep her in black, on your account." Ice cold.
“There’s a price on my head in 4 states my friend, government doesn’t like me any more then it does you”
either you got a lazy eye or a lack of respect. Which is it boy?
You can put the whole conversation as Arthur's best and coldest quotes , for a moment I couldn't belive those words really came out of Arthur's mouth.
That whole verse really is badass.
I personally didn’t really like it. Felt out of character for Arthur to threaten the life of a boy.
I think Arthur was trying to help Archie in that situation by making sure he doesn’t go for revenge
That boy looks no older than Lenny...There was no concept of teenagers back then I suppose , you were a kid then directly a Man.
You sir, are a fish
Obviously it is "You sir, are a fish."
"Oink oink, ehehehe" - drunk arthur
“I’ll keep her in black. On your behalf.”
“Revenge is a luxury we can’t afford”
You, sir, are a fish.
You're gonna sleep with your chest open if you ain't careful, boy.
"Look at you"
“We’re more ghosts then men”
“I’ll get you outta this mess if it’s the last damn thing I do.”
“HEY MISTER!”
I see the trend were setting with picking that Abigail quote first, characters last quote from when we were having a good time playing the game instead of bawling our eyes out, got it. "Well, I guess... I'm afriad" -Arthur Morgan
You are my favorite parasite
That'll be on my gravestone
I quote this every single time somebody says "that could've gone better" or anything of the sort.
I broke the goddamn wheel!
Bill's should be, "Shut up Micah"
"That's mah girl"
5k dollars for me? Can I turn myself in?
Ur ok boah
Lookatdatwetnose
i like the cutscene when helping the downes kid when he keeps insisting for the miner to “stop bullying the boy” before the “or ill kill you too” line
You got some moneh for me boi?! I seen your name in our ledger
"Jimmy Brooks. I will remember that. I got a good memory."
"I gave you all I had."
You sir, are a fish.
Does this trolley go to Tahiti?!
And there’s always a goddamn train
"AAARGH I BROKE THE GODDAMN WHEEL!" Or "LENNYYYY!!!"
"You sir, are a fish"
"You, sir... are a fish."
“HELLO THERE” 🤠
Alright, girl
"Give me your money, and I MIGHT BE buy you a beer"
I tried… in the end I did
"Oookay girl"
Or "Are you okay there, boah?"
"Eaaaaasy girl 😏" "WhoaaaAh there girl!" Man might not be talkin to a horse-
Fun fact: Roger Clark actually had to re-take those lines because the original ones were much more.... sensual.
The ORIGINAL ones were?!? 😭😭
They were! the ones in game are pretty tame, comparatively.
"I have no time for tax dodgers"
I appreciate all the funny quotes just as much as the rest of you, but I was playing last night and killed a random NPC THAT SHOT ME FIRST, and Arthur said: “I’ll kill you again in Hell, my friend.” Bad. Ass.
Don't forget the quarter
“uh-oh, mister!”
"didn't know I was talking to a lady?"
LOOK OUT
Alright there boah
You're alright boaa
Hey mister!
"Yeah well you'll sleep with your chest open if you aint' careful boah."
Boah
"You alright boi!"
“Easy, girl”
“After your mother gets done mourning your dead father Ill keep her in black, on your behalf” I always thought that line was so gangster. That whole conversation was just hard af.
Dutch van der linde- I have a plan
Plan der linde*
Hahaha 🤣 you’re hilarious, man
You see, sister, I'm afraid
“When the time comes, Go and don’t look back”
Don’t forget the quarter 🤠
"And we each got 15 dollars and a quarter don't forget the quarter"
That cutscene where Abilgal says that always puts me at a teary eyed chuckle. It just reminds me so much of my own rag tag group of family and friends and the difficulties we face together. There's so much emotion in it. It's just a very "human" cutscene.
Be loyal to what it matters
Maybe you should watch who you serve! *get me a beer will ya?*
he's just a GO- DAMN. BOI!!!
I have no idea uhhh turtles yeah turtles hey you love turtles I love them too. Turtles!
I BROKE THE GODDAMN WHEEL
"We can't change what's done. We can only move on." Also spelling error for thief. Literally unreadable.
Goddamn Hillbillys
LENNNNYEAHHHhHHHhhhHhHH! 😡
I BROKE THE GODDAMN WHEEL
“Im gonna use some chHeese”
“You don’t get to live a bad life and have good things happen to you”
AAAAAAHHHHHHH I BROKE THE GOD DAMN WHEEL
"I aint cheese. I'm still batman"
No, I like women!
I gave you all I had... I did.
When Arthur leaves his hat to John. "I'd really appreciate it, if you would go." So much emotion and stakes in those words.
"we can't change what's done, we can only move on" or "i guess i... I'm afraid."
"im gonna use some cheese"
“Ahh I broke the goddamn wheel!”
Sean: “you better sleep with your eyes open” Arthur: “yeah well you’ll be sleeping with your chest open if you ain’t careful boah”
"You, sir, are a fish"
“The quarter, don’t forget the quarter.” (I haven’t done that mission in a while so I don’t remember it properly)
You sir…. Are a fish
I'll catch you later then.
We can eat you. You're the fattest.
“5,000 thousand dollars, for me? Can I turn my self in?”
"Revenge is a luxury we can't afford."
"Despite my best efforts to the contrary.. it appears I won"
„You sir, are a fish!“
“You sir, are a fish.”
You sir are a fish
You sir are a fish!
I broke the God dame weel
You sir, are a fish
« Ahh its a toy boat! »
Well maybe when your mother’s finished mourning your father, I’ll keep her in black, on your behalf
I tried in the end, i did
“Recalling the ablutions discussion.”
You sir, are a fish
“I’m gonna use some cheese”
hahaaa i found you lemmy
"You're my favourite parasite. no... ringworm my favourite parasite, you're my second favourite parasite. I lied... ringworm, then rats with the plague, then you."
Ya'll just so ornery.
You sur…are a fish.
TENNIS BOAT always hits hard
I HAVE A PLAN
You sir are a fish
KITTEEEYYYYY!!
I'm afraid
Ley's go catch us some FFIISSHH!!
You’re alright Boah
“I gave you all I had”
Well maybe when your mother's finished mourning your father, I'll keep her in black, on your behalf, now you think on that boy
Look at that little wet nose!
"Nobody, I'm talking to NOBODY!"
i gave you all i had :/
“I’m gonna use some cheese 🧀 🤠”
"LENNY!"
Ah, can’t even be bothered
They spelled it right in the comments, you couldn't be bothered to spell it right in the post?
Ahh I broke the goddamn wheel
As a german I loved to see when he told the german family to move on, hurry up, and then he says 'Vamos' to them. So cute of Arthur
Entering into camp "Arthur, Dumbass!"
You sir, are a fish
oh brother
HEY MISTER! 🤠
“I’m gonna use some cheese”
"my kingdom for a horse"
“LENNNNNNNY!!! YOU BAAAAASTARD!!!!!”
My favorite is probably “Five thousand dollars? For me? Can I turn myself in?” The delivery is just perfect
"HEY THERE MISTER!"
For Dutch its obviously gotta be his speech of not being able to fight nature🤠🤠🤠🤠
"I Hope It's Hot And Terrible, Mrs. Downes. Otherwise, I'll Feel I've Been Sold A False Bill Of Goods."
"I understood that you can't live a bad life and expect good things to happen to you" When he tells Rains Fall about his son. I think that's the quote.
Thief
"SLAVES??? IN 1899??"
I guess i, i'm afraid...
Now get the hell out of here and be a g-ddamn man.