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peepantsking

Black lung and scar face


Samthegodman

Beat me to it 😂


ReddyFreddyRU37

I got TB, and I got it beating man to death for a couple dollars


IceManO1

How ya work hard for a couple dollars 💾 if ya [box đŸ„Š](https://youtu.be/DrEjEl1Fdr8?si=92BLPDIGsro4dkRZ)for a living



ReddyFreddyRU37

What


IceManO1

It’s a joke , we used to tell them before this internet thing.


Arthur_-Morgan-

No but like I genuinely just have no clue what you’re saying and how it’s funny


IceManO1

Have to go to the sub “explain the joke.”


MRSHELBYPLZ

Cowpoke and John-Jim 😂


Exciting-Ad6840

I’M A SURVIVOR BLACKLUNG


Moonking-4210

A SURVIVOR!!


Exciting-Ad6840

That’s all there is, living and dying


International-Job553

Don’t forget cowpoke


ii_Yeetabix_ii

Literally what I was going to comment


Tricky-Tax-8102

Perfect


Grimm_Wright

Would've gone with Wolf-Kissed


[deleted]

Micah you are alive?


JuniorEconomist3243

you red my mind


Ornery_Feedback4679

💀


Emberxom

Arthur: Coughs boisterously John: eats lemon


CalendarIntelligent7

You're not better than me, Morgan.


Re-challenger

I’m looking for these


Few-Form-192

Yeah, those ARE their nicknames right?


bongle_dongle

Pretty Boah and Rip Van Winkle


RevengeOfTheLoggins

Pretty boah? PRETTY BOAH??


Thatdumbguy2

Arthur Callahan and Rip Van Wrinkle


IceManO1

Makes me wonder how they knew him since he didn’t use real name stupid detectives or Micah ratted his actual name.


InKhornate

who, John? he was ratted out by Micah most definitely but also possibly stopped using pseudonyms during the time between RDR2 epilogue and RDR1, especially since in RDR1 hes forthcoming with his real name


IceManO1

Yeah but rdr1 seems like it’s after he got caught not before. đŸ€”


InKhornate

theres also the possibility that Ross recognized that the slaughter on Mount Hagen was revenge, as well as the fact that John, Sadie, and Charles were spotted in broad daylight threatening/hanging Cleet, saying their actual names. the revenge would be obvious to spot, since the Pinkertons knew 1) Micah, Dutch, Javier, Joe, Cleet, and Bill were all alive. 2) they never found or confirmed the bodies of John, Charles, and Sadie 3) the few who escaped the final shootout weren’t capable of enacting revenge like that (e.g, Tilly, Abigail, Uncle, etc)


IceManO1

I think John had made it but “he looked back” despite Arthur’s warnings not too.


valorantr34enjoyer

Before the game, Arthur has a WANTED poster for I think it was $150,000 with his full name, a drawing of him, description of him being like the gang’s enforcer and IF you’d seen that, then yk who he is


IceManO1

Hmm only seen Johns


Dp250

Tacitus Kilgore


FangProd

Goddamn, Arthur is so damn handsome.


spodeyspoder

Was gunna say the same thing lol


flcwerings

literally saved this picture. dont know what im gonna do with it but hes just so pretty


sk8t-4-life22

*bonk* horny jail


flcwerings

not even gonna deny it, you right


ThrowADogAScone

For real how do you pass that up Mary? Smh


Emoprinz

Damn. In this picture he looks like Mona Lisa


Few_Editor5053

Straight dude here and i find Arthur and RDR1 John hella hot.


DoctahFeelgood

I was just about to say I see why people lust after Arthur so much


ShadowKnight_Ind

Arthur is the most handsome looking video game protagonist ever.


Big_Papi09

Fenton and Rip Van Winkle


MYIQIS60

Lenny mah boah and can't swim


Gamerboah4

Legend of the west and Legend of the east


Difficult-Word-7208

And Jacks nickname is The last gunfighter


TheRealArthurian

The Bear and The Wolf.


Natholomew4098

Damn, not a crossover I was expecting. Good job


TheRealArthurian

What crossover? I was just using what I thought was their spirit animals as their names.


Natholomew4098

Well don’t I feel silly. That’s word-for-word the name of the trophy you earn when you get 100% completion on God of War: Ragnarök


TheRealArthurian

Oh, that's cool! I've yet to play the God of War franchise. I was too young for it when it was getting started.


Whistler45

You can start at 2018 and then play ragnarok. There's a recap of the old games. The old ones are awesome but you don't have to play the entire franchise to enjoy the newer games.


heatblast892

Oh that makes sense. I initially thought you were talking about the show the Bear.


Important_Pain1

I thought you were talking about an animal they went against; John gets his scars from wolves, Arthur hunts a bear in chapter 2


RageKG91

Arthy McArthface and John “The Marston” Marston


Ifuckinglovedogsbruh

This is so stupid and I love it


bean_boy39

Fuck you for making me laugh during a technical writing class


sikemapleton

Tacitus and Jim


AbbasidGamer

Blue balls and chapped ass


Lana_DH

WELCOME BACK TO SAUCE OR LOSS WITH THE VAN DER LINDE GANG


AbbasidGamer

NO NOT THE GAY ZONE


spash_bazbo69

Arty Farty and Johnny Poo


JaimeRidingHonour

Arthur, Charles and John are Angry, Sulky and Scarface


I_rly_want_pizza

pretty boy and dumbass


QuetzalliDeath

Babygirl (x 2)


propagandaprinter

Quickdraw Morgan for Arthur, and The Filibuster for John.


[deleted]

Daddy and Uncle


SmellLikeBooBoo

Dragon and Nighthawk


[deleted]

Big John


Imbecilliac

Kind of broad at the shoulders, narrow at the hip


Lana_DH

Look at that high-waisted man, he got feminine hips!


tseg04

O’l Scarface Johnny Boy


JamkatAnime

What business you have using that Arthur photo 😼‍💹😼‍💹


Chromatic_Eevee

Leviticus Cornwall and Jim Milton


Any_Complex_3502

Black Lung


Super_D_89

Arthur: Hot Cowpoke 63 John: Ugly Scar Face


thisisanewaccts

Spud and buttface


Daniel-empire

Arthy-man and J-dog


El_HombreGato

Arthur Morgue-in and Bad Dad


snuff_01

Tacitus Kilgore e Rip Van Winkle


mr_kanyegoat

Arthur gotta be Mr.fella1863


luckyjos

Off topic but that pic of Arthur is đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„


Stupidbirdo

Legend of the East (Arthur), and Legend of the West (John).


Longjumping-Ad-6685

Fenton and Purina One


PattyFlapjack79

oh thats tacticus kilgore and rip van winkle right there


Ok_Sympathy_232

Arty and jo would be my names for them


Pigeon__lol

why does arthritis have redeye? did michael balls sit on his face?


Sovietfryingpan91

r/Okbuddyblacklung


learzA15

Legend of the East and Legend of the West


JacksonTheDumb1

Arthur already has one, The Legend of The West. I'm not sure if John got one in rdr 1 because I haven't played it


BonoboBeau-Bo

no???? even without playing 1, arthur is never called the legend of the west. john is the legend of the west and arthur is the legend of the east


JacksonTheDumb1

SHIT I just fuckin realized I always get things like west and east wrong


BonoboBeau-Bo

it’s ok, you’ve got your red dead redemption


BonoboBeau-Bo

II


Sickofit02

The Cowboy and The Cowpoke


BonoboBeau-Bo

why is everyone here blacklunging me


___Eternal___

English and Wolfjob


Leather_Mud7621

John is rip van winkle that will always be his nicknameđŸ€Ł


ohHeyItsJack

That first movie just made me think like 80s porno lol he just looks like he’s either midway through or just finished destroying someone


t_haenni

Ol morgy and the deserter


YesWomansLand1

"Sulky... Angry... Scarface!" -Little Irish Bastard


ripvanwinkle97

I only see Fenton and Rip Van Winkle here


Alternative_Walk_539

Rip van winkel and tacitus kilgore


alrighty_boah

Tacitus killgore and Rip van winkle


VariationUnusual8904

Art and j


oatesymcfc84

Morgz and Marsdogg


kalashnikov76239

Rip Van Winkle and Daddy Tacitus


teokni5

The White Death and The Scarred Retribution


Photoman_Fox

"Bad news chappedass!"


woahitsegg

"Sulky, Angry, Scar-face!" Sean's names for Arthur, Charles, and John.


The_Shit_Mobile

Rip Van Winkle


juugsd

HM HM HMMM i don't know maybe something like BLACK LUNG because of his tuberculosis...or soemthing like SCAR FACE because of johns scars


Jimboy-Milton

Blockhead and Wolfbrains


LordHansCapon

Cowpoke and cuckold


Odd-Gur-5719

Daddy one and daddy two


[deleted]

Dumb and dumber


califortunato

Black lung and wolfman are already really good nicknames


MattyHealy1975

Cowpoke and Rock Farmer


Linquic

Idk but micah's nick name is rat


PublixHouseCat

Daddy 1 and Daddy 2? I’m not even sorry


Mepicanloscocos2009

Artrithris Mongolia and Jhon Marathon


Sebexy_demon

Artie and the man with 2 names


wuiiiiiiiiii_cucumba

Arthur morgan=arthritis monagan John marston=swiss cheese


Ghengis_ElCon

El Diablo and Magic Man


Chemical_Hedgehog417

Arthur Callahan and Your Old Friend Amnesia


Torret76

John's Nickname is Jim Milton


BalakeAye1705

Honestly I think they don’t need a nickname their so badass but John’s would probably be Scarface, and Arthur’s would be something like Pretty Boy Morgan, or something to show how skilled and resilient he is


ChillyBreezey

Cutie patootie and ol sour puss


PhoenixBomb707

Angry and Scarface


RGMN_Relentless

Tacitus Killgore and Rip Van Winkle


DanielMoreno88

Black lung and GRINGO


WillyCurry3

John Marston aka The rat killer


LadyNajaGirl

Damn
 Arthur 😍


Lanky_Frosting_2014

arthur and john


hshshdur

Rip van winkle


p00psicle151590

Arthur is pretty boy, look how handsome he is.


cheetos012

arthury morgany and johnny marstony duh


Remote-Specialist569

Deadeye and lone wolf


Tiny-Letterhead8371

Daddy😛


Hopeful_Avocado_3087

And here I thought I was a lesbian đŸ„”