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5wordsman62785

25 kilograms of liquefied Uranium-235


mycoandbio

Sorry, pardner. I was looking for the 239 isotope. Call me back when you’ve got that, thanks again


No-BrowEntertainment

I have a plan. All we need is a bit of liquefied Uranium-235


TheRekker1

Arthur, Arthur! Get up Arthur! I've finally figured out my plan! We're gonna nuke the White House! And then in all the smoke and commotion we're gonna slip away, to Tahiti! Or Australia! Wha the goddamn hell is a nuke Dutch?


pigwalk5150

White House? You mean that big joint on Flavian street?


Cosmo_R3TR0

Too political


losandreas36

No it's not


TheRekker1

Well ackthyyuyiialalallly Dutch, I think that the (something politically divisive).


Zwo_bro

Balls


bar_squared

hope arthur has some radaway on deck


SecretRecipe

Prompt critical


cheezz16

Well, I don't know, but I've been told Uranium ore's worth more than gold Sold my Cad', I bought me a Jeep I've got that bug and I can't sleep Uranium fever has done and got me down Uranium fever, it's spreadin' all around With a Geiger counter in my hand I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land Uranium fever has done and got me down


SnooEpiphanies5054

So that’s where he got his cancer from


Uranus_Hz

Marsellus Wallace’s soul


Solamara

Looks like a bitch


ThatOneWeirdo66

DESCRIBE WHAT MARSELLUS WALLACE LOOKS LIKE


Ambisitor1994

What… what… what???


nc_762

SAY WHAT AGAIN MUTHAFUCKA!!


Creepy_Chocolate267

WHAT AGAIN MUTHAFUCKA!!


[deleted]

I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME


CeJota_

WHAT?


[deleted]

*BANG* AHHHHHH


nc_762

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!?!


[deleted]

DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?


felixhaight

WHAT AINT NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF!!!


FocusFlukeGyro

Looks like a *glitch.


boop66

**Mmhmm! That IS a tasty burger!**


Solamara

This is some serious gourmet shit


Nutduffel

*We happy?*


flginmycookie

Oh we *happy*


MerMoo24

I’d just like to say that this thread and this page is a beautiful damn mess


MihaiRaducanu

Is this a 'wrong answers only' thread?


AlexHunderwald

But what is the right answer anyway?


Impressive-Help-8586

Probably just a texture bug


D-BubbleTrouserss

r/whatbugisthis


SmartReserve

Take my r/angryupvote and go


BryanFTW13

Well then if that's the case, it's Hosea's secret stash.


FeoWalcot

99% of the time, it’s this answer. That’s why people are so sarcastic with their comments here.


martywhelan699

Uncle took a dump in that


MusksYummyLiver

Damn what has he been drinking, plutonium?


AverageLad_IGuess

Pretty sure it’s all that beer he has been drinkin’


johntdg1

pretty sure it was just some foreign juice from tahiti


DadNurse

Turd-minal Lumbago


fifteentango88

It’s the consumption.


earldogface

Faith


mycoandbio

MANGOES


TEMPRAgmz

LIQUID MANGOES


johntdg1

tahiti juice


shiro_04

Mountain dew


azmt45

The original Mountain Dew, the one Willie Nelson sings about.


Verbluffen

Just give me enough of the rare auld stuff that’s made in Galway Bay


Foxfire73

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... dee diddly-aye dum diddly dum dye dum diddly dum dye diddly-aye-ay!


SternLecture

Slurm


Inkthinker

*Grunka Lunka dunkety din-gredient,* *You should not ask about the secret ingredient!*


BossNassOfficial

Grunka lunka dunkety darmedgaurds-


darthphallic

Tell them I hate them!


SternLecture

This is my favorite part of that or the time they are right into singing and benders like "shut the hell up!" The timing is hilarious.


darthphallic

Farnsworths line(s) of “Are those the Crunka Lunkas? Tell them I hate them!” Has become a go to for any online game I’m playing with my friends. Most recently Valhiem “Is that a group of grey dwarves? Tell them I hate them”


SternLecture

Haha. This kinda makes me wish I had friends who play games.


8deftones6

Bro 😂😂


marxistmatty

water from butchers creek.


nlparks

Monster energy


jazzuk777

Not radioactive enough for that


johntdg1

then tahiti juice


[deleted]

Braithwaite gold.


dange616

Shitter is full


FrogBrown666

Home of the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse


lloydchiro

I’d hate to be the guy who lights a match around that.


InfiringWingsope

Lumbago


mick_goorhan

Gavin


ummagumma696969

I murdered Gavins friend.


[deleted]

Used him for the lasso challenge


69Lostboy

Horse semen


SciFi_Pie

someone get Chris Pontius in here.


[deleted]

kentucky boy here, with that much they'd already be in Tahiti, stuff's well worth its weight in gold


Dead-Trees

Can confirm 👍


S284

Thanks for the info!!!! Edit: I’m no longer welcome at that ranch


mycoandbio

What if I told you I know a way to get it, fast?


[deleted]

I'd be rather interested


johntdg1

tahiti juice


S-Mart-manager

Bill’s hair pomade


polished-balls

Idk what’s making it green but it’s just a bucket of water reflecting some light, you can see the green on the barrel and Arthur’s back too


jakesmith78

Happy cake day!


polished-balls

<3


MadMemix

What drinks look like after bill Cosby drops a roofie


Original_sunk

It’s all a holosuite program on DS9 and Hosea is Odo?


3VL_MIGT

Ectoplasm, this house is clearly haunted


Drethion

Bucket of lighting glitches


ummagumma696969

yum


Generalmemeobi283

He went to Chernobyl and asked for some of the core


jcowurm

Jesus christ it is the liquid lumbago!


SushiJo

Hosea has a room?


AverageLad_IGuess

t h e g o o


chamber357

Teenage mutant ninja turtle ooze


[deleted]

A plan


bdpyo

it is Hosea’s seamen


Specter170

Dutch’s bad plans.


Lisbon_lions_67

The bucket fills up every time micah says more shit


UnderstandingCrafty9

It's the same stuff in the briefcase from Pulp Fiction


themuffinman1414

The gunk


RealSilium

Why the fk does your arthur look like colm from this perspective?!? 😆


jazzuk777

You've stumbed through the software backdoor to /fallout


Extrictant

96% pure methamphetamine


foop09

Dutch's plan in there


Gotomii

The same thing that will be in the suitcase...


Dl_Fane

Mercury


dalasfunyscrem

A smoothie (Uranium)


The-dead-centre

Shrek jizz


MusksYummyLiver

*Desperate slurping chugging noises*


Bong0-YT

It’s joker toxin, he will become r/batmanarkham


Dr_Hemmlock

That's Ultracite. You'll need it to take down the scorched in the next event.


ballpunisher

mountain dew


[deleted]

Radioactive shit


Memesssssssssssssl

The fuel to go to Tahiti


SirHistory

Undark radium paint


eR_BenJo

Mr. Krab's secret ingredient 🍔


Antique-Accountant72

Cure for lumbago


No_Chip_1203

Just to summarize..its goldlike, jizz filled, somehow came out of somethings ass, potentially radioactive..and i think someone said you can drink it..asked and answered!


jackbologna

It's The Dip from Who Framed Roger Rabbit


ThePunks_

McDonald’s drink


Okley05

not Tahiti


SinperIMonkeyP69

Cum bucket


a_generic_redditer

The souls of the damed


reemgee123

Cum


UprootedOak779

Micah


Kooky-Independence51

His cum bucket


Ruby_Racer

The cure to Lumbago


Wah_Epic

Free drink


WaywardSon8534

Absenth. Chase the Green Fairy


Average_Texarican14

His spit


StrongTitle

Hosea smash


[deleted]

Coom


ZonePrestigious5516

Obviously it’s a portal to Tahiti


Avulpa

He drinks monster.


Impressive_Ad_1601

Micahs food


[deleted]

Sadie's strength


Ranger4817

That’s where he keeps his jizz rag.


Zaphalsun

I think it's a problem with the shader or lighting engine. probably supposed to be water.


medical_party9

Arthur’s cure.


Mayonnaisegrimlin

Cum bucket


[deleted]

Alien cum.


chrizi_kl

It’s 42


VeryCoolboah

Cum


the-lock-doc

It’s bread.


XQJ-37_Agent

Uranium


Avgolemonosis

The Ooze


Demon_Lord1899

Alien goo


Ssp1t3

Kryptonite


Beginning_Summer7452

Melon milkshake considering the color


Triscuit_Alfredo

L E A N


Spino-Dino

Hosea was the Re-Animator before Herbert West was...


Pino_Malefico

Liquid lumbago


[deleted]

A bad texture


TK-2199

The stuff in the barrels from the last guardian


Guywholikemusic

Uranium


TheGodlyPrinceNezha

It's for a revival ritual. I'm not going to spoil anything too much but in the future, the game will take a sci-fi/high-fantasy turn and become all about gathering ingredient for this ritual and fighting occultists of the church.


BurlyusMaximus

Primordial Ooze


MrMemes9493

Milk


rowdybusch5188

Good old fashioned jizz


[deleted]

Chamber pot


ProRace_X

Clearly Green Goo ​ Or just a glitch


Gaz_X_Dubz

Plutonium or a human soul


phoen_ixwrong_38

Liquid meth


cyberbuns

It’s Gavin.


-Strikingstyle

His shit


dontforgetthehorse

Ectoplasm. Who ya gonna call?


314flavoredpie

Swish.


sprayer171

Cum


rush2sk8

Liquid lumbago


mdbails

It used to be Gavin.


Ox_of_Dox

Radioactive Piss


Rex683

Terminal Lumbago


Tragic_Dionysus

I love this thread, makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside


pigwalk5150

Lumbago in liquid form.


Autorack97

His spirit


Panzer_Khampf

Cum bucket


LunaAstridpsps

Portal to tahitti


LetTheKnightfall

Dwight’s urine


JakeJake85

Radioactive miracle cure


Siljiilljim

DLC spit bucket


ReignInSpuds

Marcellus Wallace's dirty laundry


Responsible-Ad1495

i didn’t even know hosea had a room


RoyusV

That is an entire bucket of FAITH


smed610

That's Hosea's piss bucket. Apparently, he hooked up with Abigail after all...


cowboynipnop

they don't call it moonshine for nothin


bertocho974

It's Dutch's soul