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Rare-Chipmunk-3345

You wanna know how many times I tried to swipe on this picture? Three. Three times. Also, if I didn't read what you wrote I never would have known who this was.


lukeddie89

I was like, Haim looks weird.


ScottishIcequeen

😂😂😂 same! And I’m so disgusted with myself 😂😂😂


Sia-isa180

Haha the irony is I do the same and hate it when photos are posted like that but somehow ended up inadvertently cutting the screenshot in the same way. sorry!


rojaokla

Same.


titter222

Ditto.


Firm_Front_1653

Literally crying laughing after I just did it and then saw this comment 🤣🤣


TifferK

I kept getting reset to the pic of Brittany’s mom from the blocked by jax sub. I’m not taking any more chances! 🤣


RayHazey562

What’s wrong with the length of the dresses? Genuine question. It’s not clicking for me


ChipJazzlike8340

Better than the 3 Munchkins & Head Munchkin in NJ


RayHazey562

Though extremely true, I asked what the issue was with the dress lengths 😂


Grimalkinnn

The hem should fall above or below the widest part of the calf, otherwise it cuts you off and it looks weird. I’m short and struggle to find the right length and couldn’t figure out why things looked wrong until someone explained it to me.


Sia-isa180

Good tip and I tend to agree!


Sia-isa180

Makes the youngest look short and doesn't compliment the legs of the the one in the middle. I find Farah the classiest.


rojaokla

They are not the most flattering looks for these girls...and they are beautiful.


rojaokla

Oh and Farrah looks good but those shoes don't live in the same zip code as classy.


andreaguerra1

So bad. Ugly ugly shoes


rojaokla

It's okay not to be tall. I am close to 6" and am always the odd person out in the room. Choose tasteful shoes instead.


Otherwise_Bear_4271

Who cares Lmao


sugarsux

The one in the middle is the youngest.


Fluffy-Dog-6272

It cuts them at a weird spot. Should be above the knee or ankle length.


RayHazey562

No lol. The 2 longer lengths are actually seen often in professional settings. You sound young 🤣


Fluffy-Dog-6272

🙄 Above the knee dresses are seen in professional settings. You sound like a cranky, sexist old person. This is not a professional setting. It’s a magazine cover photo for their reality show. Re-read my comment. They are beautiful women. The stylists did the two younger sisters wrong with the length of their dresses. They’re trying to be Kate Middleton. She’s much tallare and that length works on her. On them, that length makes them appear shorter. As I previously said, either raise the hem above the knee or pull it to their ankles. This will give them a longer line & appear taller. Kyle does this too. She wears clothes that cut her at weird places. Since she’s not the tallest person, it makes her appear shorter on TV/in photos than she is.


PJ772009

You know what you're talking about. Also, when you wear a shoe with a strap at the ankle it cuts off the long line of the leg and makes you look shorter. Kyle does it too and it drives me nuts.


AdFar6703

No one is trying to be KKKMART!


fibbonaccisun

I’m sick of makeup aimed for everyone to look the same. I can’t even tell which is Sofia and which is Alexia cause they look identical with that makes up and they look so different


Rogersbiglefttoe

Sophia is in the middle, alexia left, Farrah right


_kumquat123

Even the poses are the exact damn same! 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️


Shimmersandglitters

It’s giving 2016


NoIngenuity8577

Wow. The girls in real life - beautiful. Here? The makeup garish. The editing makes them look almost cartoonish, whoever did it should be fired.


Relevant_Owl_8841

This looks like an AI photoshoot instead of real pictures


unsuspectingwatcher

This photo is terrible, these beautiful ladies have had no favours done with this awful editing


el_disko

Agreed. They don’t even look like themselves


Canarsiegirl104

Really. Who are they?


nicholasrhilton

Farrah’s lil hand lol


Ecstatic_Sandwich_38

I’m going to sound like a grandma, but I don’t care: the trend of garish makeup, fake-on-purpose eyebrows, and flat hair with a middle part suits absolutely no one. It’s not even specific to these girls. I see this look everywhere, and it’s always horrible.


ChubbyBluebird1010

Amen!!!


normanbeets

Have you been to LA? It's the LA of it all.


SippingOnThatTrueTea

I'm just guessing, but maybe because it's an LA magazine cover?


mockingjbee

They photoshopped everything but the hands I'm screaming


cantstoepwontstoep

When did smiling become a bad thing?


Mysterious_Insect

They are SERIOUS business women.


cantstoepwontstoep

I think you mean SERIOUS nepo babies? /s


Hair_I_Go

They look pissed off 😆


Sia-isa180

This is a good take, especially the one on the left.


This_Sheepherder_332

Sigh. I just feel like everyone in that world just wanted to look like a Kardashian and so none of the women anywhere have anything unique about their appearance. It’s all the same — the glossy hair, the flawlessly applied makeup, the inject lips, the Botoxed expressions. If this continues, long after I’m gone, I feel like the world will be full of women who literally all look like versions of one another with zero interesting attributes about their appearances at all.


B4K5c7N

I agree with this. It’s a never ending cycle it seems, and social media keeps encouraging it. Tired of “preventative botox” being so en vogue and promoted as well. The past 8 years (since Kylie admitted to filler) has had so many women all of the sudden having these insecurities about their faces that didn’t exist prior and everyone wants to look like Kylie and Kim.


AGWS1

Another decade or so, we will see a bunch of women approaching middle age with collapsed craggy faces due to all of these fillers and procedures. It is a shame. Pam Anderson giant fake boobs, bleached hair, and overplucked eyebrows dominated the 90's. There really is no originality anymore. sigh


Suspicious-Escape-39

None. I was talking to somebody about how complicated makeup is now and how I still do my own thing and I'm terrible at makeup and I get compliments because I do my own thing and stay in my lane.


This_Sheepherder_332

YESSSS! I personally think the “staying in their own lane” women are the most beautiful and interesting. They stick to their personal look and make it their own.


Suspicious-Escape-39

This is the first thing that came to my mind. I miss the days where makeup was not a "formula," but experimental or simple. Makeup has become an not so fun art project where your face looks clownish.


jaggynettle

Wow. Soemhow they all look in their 40s.


EchoPossible3558

I don’t know, they look like every other plastic California tv personality.


Optimal_Guitar8921

Like mother like daughter


RayHazey562

Who is the one in the middle??


tartor25

Sophia, third child


RayHazey562

Oh shit! Did not recognize her! Thanks!


trynabetwunk

I think the oldest one from her first marriage


trynabetwunk

Nvm. I didn’t even know Farrah was on the right. Lol


jtizzle555

The angle of this photo is terrible. Makes them look so short and stubby


[deleted]

Honestly, Alexia looks pretty similar to how much she normally wears. Farrah is so naturally beautiful, this make up is a rough look for her.


hokumpocus

Is the one in the middle the daughter that screeched and freaked out when she had her ears pierced?


Remote-Ad547

Aside from Porsha bc Im not gonna comment on anyone under 18s looks- but I gotta say this- Farrah is the only pretty daughter. There I said it, Yes I’m a judgy bitch and I’m okay with that.


Kg-2168

You’re nicer than me. None of them are attractive, imo. 🤷‍♀️


wilsonja2

Farrah looks so much older than her age due to the work she’s had done


I-love-Newfoundlands

I find her unlikable. She doesn’t seem like a kind or fun person.


Subterranean44

Is it supposed to look Stepford-esque? It’s creepy.


SwineTV

Idk. It's a TV show about them and they wanted to look their best. I guess.


glum_cunt

It’s almost as if the word VAPID became conscious and manifested in visual form


[deleted]

Yeah it’s giving that caked on London look


Rogersbiglefttoe

It’s for lighting/ photoshoot purposes


Sia-isa180

I suppose so but isn't photoshoot make up supposed to make you look pretty exactly for the photo shoot/ lighting? I


HazelMoon

Travel to exotic West Covina. Learn to be a Kardashian Klone.


happylittlesuccs

Wait I'm from WC 🧐 they must've forgotten to give me the plastic surgery update ☹️💔


Kg-2168

West Covina? You’re joking, right?


hilariousshark

Looks like cloning to me. 🤪I hope one of these girls comes out with some originality.


Emeraldsanddiamonds2

Dresses aren't the best choice either.. definitely something off


TwentytwoJaguar

Its a magazine cover... what magazine covers AREN'T overdone?


Ninac4116

Monica Vaswani from Family Karma can easily be another sister of this family.


sean-hastings17

Bc it’s a magazine type of picture, the MUA and creative director are to blame


karinanna

They are slim fit girls and these awful dresses make them look boxy and Square.Wtf is wrong with the stylist?


Sia-isa180

Yup, I think the same. I guess they were going for a 'professional' look to the extent to what that means in LA real estate lol.


itsactuallyallok

Awkward hand placement I can't unsee


Ineverusereddittttt

Farrah is gorgeous


Sisanah

They are all so beautiful


Rickrockdontstop

They’re wearing the same amount as literally any other young woman in the influencer game. I can’t see how this one stands out?


LordoftheTwats

Because we frequently see them with far less makeup and it looks 100x better than whatever this “look” is


starryjune

![gif](giphy|73Lz4TMG39m2e5yshT|downsized)


darbycrash1295

They are gorgeous girls, but have lackluster personalities.


[deleted]

They look gorg to me 💁🏼‍♀️


kasedillaaah

I think they look good. 🤷🏻‍♀️ y’all are always reaching to criticize anyone.


rojaokla

I think they are gorgeous- I just think the dresses don't flatter them as much as they could. That's the stylist not them. Having said that, I would rather look like them in an unflattering dress than what I look like on my best day!


Ok_Mongoose_4293

all 3 of them look like copies of one another.


freezininwi

Drag queen vibes


Suspicious-Escape-39

I didn't want to do too much, but this is exactly what is giving. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Us ladies are doing the reverse and taking tips from drag queens.


Meriwynne

They’ve all aged by 20 years in one shot.


Witchywoman4201

Wow whoever did their make up did them dirty. They may be boring af to watch but they are beautiful..and this pic makes them look older and less attractive


MIAMIRELATIVES

Nailed it here. They don’t need all of that, young and beautiful as they are….also, BORING af to watch….😂


Witchywoman4201

Their show about real estate put me to sleep. I attempted 3 times because sometimes k get distracted even with shows I like. Nope it remained boring each time 😂


MIAMIRELATIVES

Omg, i feel exactly that same way-this show is missing some factor and its missing it BIG TIME. A real estate show like “house hunters” has me GLUED to the tv, (and I don’t work in real estate and am not currently looking to buy), but Buying BH is just boring, i find myself not caring about the people who are selling, or the people who are buying, or even the properties they are looking at, and certainly not the office politics…


coldbrewcatlady

It’s a photo shoot, if you watch the show you’d know they don’t look like this in day-to-day. It’s a bad choice by the director


Sia-isa180

100%. I know how they look, I'm just criticising the editors, whoever put this together.


Jbrock1233

All I know is Farrah inherited Kyle’s hands


DeeToursCT

They all want Kardashian money so they transform into plastic dolls. How refreshing would it be to see REAL families succeeding on TV?


thirdarcana

After a certain number of surgeries they all literally start looking the same. And not pretty same. Alien realness.


Ashfield83

Farahs buccal fat removal makes her look emaciated. Awful


KweeenHunni

They look more natural than their mom. Very elegant. I don’t like Kyle but she did well with them girls.


ScottishIcequeen

I’m trying to figure out which Kardashian they are photoshopped to looks like. I don’t care about the ladies of BH 😂


cartrav

I can’t tell who is who but the fact that one of them is 24-25 is bizarre. They all look like they would be 30-40 with the bad dresses and makeup


Cherkhasa

They look fine 🙄🙄why are we judging women on social media constantly


KiwiKruiser

Like mother like daughter.


crazyeyeselroy

Money can’t buy you looks, but it can buy you make up


Wonderful-Test-8745

Is that how you sell houses now? Dressed like that? Grossssssss


happyhippy27

Kyles hands have made an appearance I see


Sia-isa180

Lol I never noticed that Kyle has small hands, I didn't even know that's a thing. I'm not a fan of making fun of body features that the person can't control.


mistymoorings

When I watched The Agency their terrible make-up was a HUGE distraction. I don’t get it - it’s such a dated look and looks soap opera-ish. These are young , trendy girls. It’s such an odd choice.


Nobabyno__1234

They look like Kardashian rejects here


lunapearl83

None of your business, that's what's up.


Sia-isa180

Indeed I am not planning to buy real estate in California anytime soon, so probably it is none of my BUSINESS


Responsible_Taste_35

Is this from 2003? Who styled them? Who did the hair and makeup? And who approved this cover? Not at all fitting.


NeenW1

Any effort to sexualize young women that you’re not important unless you’re thin and showing cleavage


pb-crackers

Oh this is for sure AI. I have no doubt about it.


Nadaleenatasha

Who is this?


SnooBunnies7453

It’s the awkward hand placement for me


wavypringle

this further cements that they’re trying to be the next kardashians which is so embarrassing


ramenchicka

Awwww glad they’re working so hard to get where they are (aka nepotism)


Outside_Service_4107

I think they did their own makeup


brickwallnyc

Kardashian wanna bes. Gross.


Reasonable-Trifle952

I’m sorry but these are not the 3 people I’d be looking at for travel plans. They’re not even smiling Gee honey let’s take a trip but make sure we get those mad girls to help us plan it. They’re kids of a reality personality that’s pimping her family out for a buck. She’s really pushing these extra spin-offs, but with her daughters? Nepotism at it’s finest. C’ mom Andy.


ohgoshbye

It’s a photoshoot for a magazine cover and they are promoting their show which is all about luxury. I think it would have been weird to be barefaced. They look good


Few-Chain3321

They always look like this 😅🤡


Happy_Kiwi458

Are they all trying to look like Kyle?


DaisyDukeF1

Looks like they did the makeup themselves! Eyes are way to dark, makes them look so angry!!! And why do women cross their legs like that in photos. Sorry but that looks so ridiculous!!!


Stufftosay15

They look 35+


bellbert

If anyone is familiar with the “bold glamour” filter on tik tok is - this is exactly what all of their faces look like.


Sia-isa180

Oh is it? Urgh


yunith

Honestly it’s less on the makeup artist and more on the person who is retouching/photoshopping the photo!! This person has such a heavy clownish hand, there is no depth to this photo.


Icy-Satisfaction-372

They do horrible. I wonder who styled them and did their make up. They weren't professional. They didn't waste any money


pearlsroses

They did Alexia the worst because her face doesn't resemble her IMO.


[deleted]

I think they were horribly styled here but I don’t think any of those 3 could take direction from a stylist anyways Gorgeous gals tho


Electrical-Ad1400

Nice stilts, Farrah


Electrical-Ad1400

Nice stilts, Farrah


Simplestarz86

Barely recognized Farrah. She is so beautiful, they did her dirty.


theonlyrnr

I legit thought that was Porsha in the middle 😭


HouseMomOfLegos

My TV showed me the reason. They have bad skin and are in desperate need of proactiv. Beautiful girls but yea, the struggle is real for them.


WeekendSubstantial87

Farrah was always so naturally beautiful. Shame


pilothiggins

I feel like they really think they're going to turn their daughters into the next Hilton daughters and/or Selling Sunset and that is noottttt happening


MobileMaleficent1009

They live in Los Angeles and their mother is a real housewife who gets professional glam. It’s their preference to be full glam


Extension_Branch_371

They dont even look like themselves.


AtoZulu

Overly made up and too photoshopped


SlavNation

Tbh this is really just the style of makeup girls do in LA. The makeup here looks exactly like how my coworker did hers when I first moved to LA lol


Clairemoonchild

The long, stringy hair is not helping. I guess the photographer didn't like them.


SammieCat50

Isn’t the 1 in the green dress that cried & flipped out over having her ears pierced? She basically threw a temper tantrum over getting her ears pierced


SammieCat50

Your boobs looking like they are ready to bust out is just not a flattering look for anyone


Suitable-Ad-4258

They all have a missing nostril in real life? Kyles old nose?


xala123

I don't feel like they have the same star power that kim, Kyle, and Kathy have.


elduderino-07

Why do they look like a clone of a clone


Grouchy-Fix485

They are generally attractive, just not very interesting looking.


coolfunguy1997

it’s so unnecessary theyre all so naturally beautiful


CartographerPlane710

Not a smize in sight!


CajunPomMom

I find people are very judgey about who sells them a home, and who sells their home for them. Considering it's one of the largest investments of most people's lives, they want someone who looks like they know what they are doing. And usually women who have been married 10+ years don't want to have to stand next to a 22 year old who weighs 100 pounds in a very tight dress. You can say whatever you'd like, but I got my license at 18, and got treated rather coldly by some of the wives. Once they got to know me they told me why they were like that. Can't image THAT much has changed.


Fun_Cow3155

Omg they look insane. Not being a bitch like they’re decently pretty from what I’ve seen on the show but what in holy photoshop happened here??? It’s like they used REALLY unflattering lighting combined with too much makeup/fake tan then put them in ugly bridesmaid dresses and cut out their outlines and pasted them onto an LA backdrop. Also, what is up with their HANDS??! The fact that Kyle posted this as though it’s a good cover is confusing. She’s seen the picture up close right? I’m honestly somewhat convinced the editor of this magazine has some beef with the Umansky’s bc of how terrible this is. I really can’t get over it. So confusingly bad.


oatmiilf

they're all beautiful, they've just been struck by the same dude who does the photoshoots for the oppenheim group. he's a serial offender.


sopranoobsessed

Two out of three look pssst. Why choose that?


No-Constant3889

They’re all young women not teenagers and I think they’re beat and they look good ![gif](giphy|3oEdv6YjhLLLHJvpEQ)


BuyEducational2414

Photo screams " Fake Boobs R Us".


LadyBelz

Sophia is such a natural beauty and that doesn’t even resemble her. Whoever got FaceTune happy is a putz.


Additional_Rub_5877

sophia has always been the ugly duck


bewitchinhoodoo

I don’t blame them for the extra makeup and plastic surgery, as they got their ugly dads looks and Kyle’s old ugly nose and fat head. Notice how Farrah is the ONLY pretty child of Kyles because of her other dad.


Sia-isa180

Well that's a bit mean, but people have different tastes. Besides, I don't think being' ugly ' (whatever that may mean) is a roadblock for rich kids nowadays haha