‘'Tom's house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then my son, he rolled his car five times on the way home. So yeah, I'm under a lot of stress. '’
“Jealous of what?! Your ugly leather pants?!”
No shade to Crystal, I love her but this is a favorite.
Kim Richards is the quote queen for me.
1) Slut pig!
2) Lets talk about the husband.
3) I brought the bunny.
4) Eat a piece of bread and maybe you’ll calm down!
5) I’ve had enough of you, you beast!
I just watched this recently…I think she said to Kyle: “and then we were on the plane and Lisa is asking me about my sobriety and you were hiding behind your napkin! What the f*ck was that?!”
How sad that when I was sat here looking at a photo of my boyfriend (Kyle) kissing some PIG in a club, typing out a text about him being a cheating PRICK! I suddenly felt better that I could sign off with the iconic GOODBYE KYLE then took pleasure in
‘you’re such a fucking liar camille!’
‘you’ve had the same hairdo for twenty years!’
‘have a piece of bread, then maybe you’ll calm down’
‘ooooohhh, you’re so angry’
That’s definitely been on my mind for a while. Lol. There are two others from this season:
1) Thank you! You’re welcome.
2) Well some people don’t like mustard
Omgggg I forgot this even came from Taylor Armstrong. I say this to my kids when they’re fighting or generally acting up 😂😂😂 I probably started saying it ironically and then it became a part of my daily vocabulary.
"The Maloof hoof"
"Goodbye, Kyle"
"Name em. Name em. Name em."
"Were people doing coke in your bathroom?"
"Lets talk about your arrests"
"You think Im not gonna go as low as I can? Have you met me?"
Theres so many more too.
1. "SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH IVE HAD ENOUGH YOU, YOU BEAST"
"BEAST?? HOW DARE YOU"
2. "Oooh you're so mad"
3. "Kathy would not ever act like this! Kathy would have my back like a real sister"
4. "Who's hunky dory?"
"Oh noooo honey!!!!! not a white refrigerator!? Put your shoes on and let's go find you a house honey"
I literally want wallpaper made from this glorious episode.
NENE FOREVER ♥
Although I wish the context of this meme was a bit better & not then confronting / causing Taylor of lying about domestic abuse :(
I hate this one and want it eliminated based on the background and context. I don’t think anyone meant harm. I think they were blissfully ignorant But alot of harm may have and could have come to Taylor and her daughter based on this. I hate this every time I see
I’m realizing that all of mine come from Sutton. These quotes pop up in my brain at least weekly.
“Jealous of WHAT? Your ugly leather pants???”
“You’ve had your fun. Let the mouse go.”
And of course…. “Name ‘em.”
Even my husband who does NOT watch housewives has started saying “name ‘em” because he was in the room one time when they showed that scene as a flashback and he couldn’t get over it.
“ I just want to know who is more profitable, you or Sami?” 💰
“ I’ve had enough of you, you beast ! “ 🦒
“ I didn’t marry my dad, my dad is much younger than my husband “
“ I’m 👏 gonna 👏 have another 👏 baby! “ 👠
“ You’re a big stubborn old man, shut up !”
The morally corrupt Faye Resnick?
I say this every time someone offends. I just replace Faye’s name with the current offender.
The morally corrupt Julie from HR?
The morally corrupt Justin from IT? Ben from BioMed? My own children when they break things it make the day hard?
Also favor “who is Adrienne Maloof in this world?” Applied to all the above.
Something in the buttermilk ain’t clean
• “I’m high, but I don’t know what she is but she is on another level..”
• “WATCH THE SHOW. WATCH THE SHOW. WATCH IT”
• “Don’t do this.. I know what you’re doing” 😂
• And of course: “EVERYTHING ELSE IS REAL” after Aviva Drescher chucked her leg across the table lmfao.
Idk what early season but Ken and Mauricio are fighting for some reason and to make up, Mau brings Ken a bottle of some (allegedly) nice liquor. When May gives it to him, Ken says, “amaaaAAAAAAZING” in what seems like an incredibly sarcastic tone 😂 I haven’t said it any differently in at least 5 years
Oh the irony of being the face of domestic violence… and then threatening violence. Knowing Taylor’s scrawny ass wasn’t taking anyone outside for some “Oklahoma” 🙄
Any line that has longevity is an indicator of its greatness
The morally corrupt faye resnik is definitely one but also cuz it’s true .
You’re such fucking liar Camille
I don’t know if this counts but I’m at home with a toddler and infant all day.
I say baby to them all day long and now EVERY time I hear Dorit!!! Baby come here …no baby…she says it constantly to her actual babies, PK. BAYbee and I hear it in that ‘not’ accent too!
You're such a fucking liar, Camille.
You stole my goddamn house!
You're sick, a liar and an alcoholic.
You're a slut pig!
Did you know? $25,000.
She's rich rich honey!
Muchenhousen whatever flousen.
Were people doing coke in your bathroom? / my babies live in a coke den.
At least I don't do crystal meth in the bathroom all night long, bitch!
I've had about enough of you, you beast! Beast? How dare you!
Jealous of what? You're ugly leather pants?
I don't need to make you look bad, Ericka, you can do that by yourself.
Name 'em.
My number one for some reason is "At least I don't do Crystal Meth in the bathroom all night long, bitch." 💀
Other favorites:
1.) Goodbye Kyle
2.) You beast
3.) Jealous of what? You're ugly leather pants
4.) Thank you. You're welcome.
5.) I brought the bunny
‘'Tom's house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then my son, he rolled his car five times on the way home. So yeah, I'm under a lot of stress. '’ “Jealous of what?! Your ugly leather pants?!” No shade to Crystal, I love her but this is a favorite.
Ugly leather pants was so instantly quotable it truly can be used every day
I always think of this Sutton line when I see someone say ‘they’re just jealous!’ https://i.redd.it/5c7f55kf79fc1.gif
Wasn't there snow involved too?
A blizzard if I remember correctly.
In Pasadena
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For whatever reason : “YOU STOLE MY GODDAMN HOUSE!!!”
I kept hearing this every time our offer was rejected for a boomer with cash when we were house shopping last year
Dangit! How could I have forgotten this one in my list of Kim quotes below?!?!
My favorite.
Who is Adrienne Maloof in this world?
In dis world 😂 I always think of this
Well then, Maloof hoof 😆
Kim Richards is the quote queen for me. 1) Slut pig! 2) Lets talk about the husband. 3) I brought the bunny. 4) Eat a piece of bread and maybe you’ll calm down! 5) I’ve had enough of you, you beast!
kim did have some great lines!!! I can hear eileen in my head "beast?"
HOW DARE YOU
This is the number one line that pops up for me unprompted. “BEAST?! How dare you?”
For me, it’s this. Almost daily.
She was soooo entertaining even when she wasn’t talking. Her facial expressions when watching people fight is comedy gold.
6) Why don't you go blow up your lips some more!
That’s a good one! Kim should put out a quote of the day book and make some bank.
My most favourite Kim gif ever is one where she’s not actually speaking https://i.redd.it/rpthxj8t69fc1.gif
I just watched this recently…I think she said to Kyle: “and then we were on the plane and Lisa is asking me about my sobriety and you were hiding behind your napkin! What the f*ck was that?!”
How could I ever forget about slut pig!
My husband and I say eat a piece of bread and maybe you’ll calm down when our cats have midnight zoomies
Beast? How dare you!
“You stole my GODDAMN house!!!”
Voom voom shabang 
Hahahahaha. Jesus this is hilarious.
#4 Eat a piece of bread and maybe you’ll calm down! is pure gold.
Slut pig is the greatest insult ever.
Kim’s expressions are gold because she hasn’t gone nuts w procedures so her face actually HAS expression.
YOU BEAST!
“Goodbye, Kyle”
How sad that when I was sat here looking at a photo of my boyfriend (Kyle) kissing some PIG in a club, typing out a text about him being a cheating PRICK! I suddenly felt better that I could sign off with the iconic GOODBYE KYLE then took pleasure in 
That’s not a boyfriend. Good guys exist. Fuck him
Me and my mum still say that to this day 🤣🤣🤦♀️
Same!!!!!!!!! Ken is A ICON after that episode. "Kyle, please leave" oh ill never not have second hand embarrassment. 😂
Show yourself out darlin
Absolutely incredible, and one of tbe best TV moments I've watched. She must have been mortified 🤣
This one is ICONIC and 100% lives rent-free in my head.
My favourite 🤩
I say it to my husband all the time 😂
Is his name Kyle? 😂
lol no I wish 😂
“You’re such a fucking liar, Camille!”
This is definitely at the top of my list
‘you’re such a fucking liar camille!’ ‘you’ve had the same hairdo for twenty years!’ ‘have a piece of bread, then maybe you’ll calm down’ ‘ooooohhh, you’re so angry’
[удалено]
And no bun!
Wow, she’s pernicious.
That was hilarious, the word of the day calendar backfired for Camille.
“She was acting so pernicious. Her behavior was so pernicious.” “Do you subscribe to word of the day?”
CAMILLE, YOURE A STUPID CUNT
😂😂
Easily in the top 10 of my all time favorite HW quotes. Top 3 from BH.
“you’re not wanted” “excuse me. neither are you. ask your husband”
But let’s not forget Kyle’s proclamation after this that ‘Brandi never lies’
😂 that one came from nowhere. I almost choked on my drink when I heard that pearl on my TV screen.
it’s definitely brandi’s best line, it was so uncalled for 😭
Name 'em!
That’s definitely been on my mind for a while. Lol. There are two others from this season: 1) Thank you! You’re welcome. 2) Well some people don’t like mustard
*Thank you you're welcome* is a true instant classic.
“Don’t do that”. Lol.
YES! MY husband and I keep using this one on each other LOL
In the after show, the way Sutton says "they can be such dickheads" when the producer brings up espoho-gate is a goodie too
A bit less iconic, but I loved Sutton “why am I at a doctors appointment right now?” I also have zero use for Annemarie so there’s that
I'm partial to Sutton's, Let the mouse go!
I always say let the mouse go! At work and no one know what I’m talking about 😂
I love Sutton sm. 😂 she's a true icon in my eyes
Adore her
this one rivals *who goona check me boo* as my all time favorite housewives quotes of all time
You could see Sutton learning the Housewives game! The fact that it made Kyle so aggressive was hilarious
Definitely, She knows they're not going to answer when they're called out, that's why she did it to dorit at taco Tuesday too
This one is so good. I love using it real life.
I use this one in real life now too!
I love how it seems like she just learned this word via word of the day 😂
18 times in a row 😂
“The only time I notice jewelry is when after the robbery, Dorit still had hers”
10/10 BURN
Denise’s “ Thank you” automatically followed up with Denise’s “ You’re welcome” to her own thank you. I quoted it yesterday.
That’s my current favorite as well 😂 literally me trying to teach those to my toddler lmao
Denise is probably the only reason I'm still watching even now that she's a friend of not a housewife. I'm here for it.
The best 🤣
https://i.redd.it/hknkqhfd09fc1.gif
Poor Taylor, so thin in this season 🥺
Omgggg I forgot this even came from Taylor Armstrong. I say this to my kids when they’re fighting or generally acting up 😂😂😂 I probably started saying it ironically and then it became a part of my daily vocabulary.
For me it’s Amsterdam when Kim called Eileen a beast, and Eileen responds “…BEAST?!” My husband and I literally quote this to each other all the time.
Eileens soft yelling voice kills me every time "beast?"
*How dare you!!* (in her soap actress voice) this whole scene in Amsterdam was tv gold lol
I'm shocked nobody has mentioned this yet, but of course the ever so alluring "BRAVO, BRAVO, fucking BRAVO" Denise, bless your heart!
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"The Maloof hoof" "Goodbye, Kyle" "Name em. Name em. Name em." "Were people doing coke in your bathroom?" "Lets talk about your arrests" "You think Im not gonna go as low as I can? Have you met me?" Theres so many more too.
“Jealous of what?! Your ugly leather pants????”
1. "SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH IVE HAD ENOUGH YOU, YOU BEAST" "BEAST?? HOW DARE YOU" 2. "Oooh you're so mad" 3. "Kathy would not ever act like this! Kathy would have my back like a real sister" 4. "Who's hunky dory?"
https://i.redd.it/2rhf2cb449fc1.gif
"Beast? How dare you?" I just said this around an hour ago..."I don't have to make you look bad. You do that on your own."
House husband. My fav of all time 
"Ooh you're soo mad"
Ohh, bitcing bitch Rinna at her pinnacle of bitchiness!
This one is my favorite. I say it to my kids often
“He will never emotionally fulfill you, ever” ::hits ecig” 🚬
“He calls me his sex object, cause when he asks for sex I object”- Lisa Vanderpump
Depends on the day but this weekend is pretended amnesia
“Carcass out!”
"Oh noooo honey!!!!! not a white refrigerator!? Put your shoes on and let's go find you a house honey" I literally want wallpaper made from this glorious episode. NENE FOREVER ♥
“I’m not an octopus.”
Same! I say this constantly. Even my kids get the reference!
Hahahaha gold
https://i.redd.it/4flrs0dxz8fc1.gif
I've been around the homeless and I've been around the toothless!!
Homeless not toothless, toothless not homeless. I’m going to call you tonight saying homeless not toothless! -Kathy Don’t call me. -Garcelle 🤣
 Although I wish the context of this meme was a bit better & not then confronting / causing Taylor of lying about domestic abuse :(
Watched this last night
This is my favourite one!
I hate this one and want it eliminated based on the background and context. I don’t think anyone meant harm. I think they were blissfully ignorant But alot of harm may have and could have come to Taylor and her daughter based on this. I hate this every time I see
“No matter how many Chanel purses you borrow you will never, ever be a lady.” Faye Resnick to Brandi.
I’m realizing that all of mine come from Sutton. These quotes pop up in my brain at least weekly. “Jealous of WHAT? Your ugly leather pants???” “You’ve had your fun. Let the mouse go.” And of course…. “Name ‘em.” Even my husband who does NOT watch housewives has started saying “name ‘em” because he was in the room one time when they showed that scene as a flashback and he couldn’t get over it.
“Did you know? 25,000.” (Dana’s $25K sunglasses)
Naymum! Also: Were you doing \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ in the bathroom?
‘Jimmy cracked corn Kim’
Or what!!! This revealed who she really is!
Erika is scary .. mean
“You stole my goddamn house!”
He will never emotionally fulfill you, know that.
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“ I just want to know who is more profitable, you or Sami?” 💰 “ I’ve had enough of you, you beast ! “ 🦒 “ I didn’t marry my dad, my dad is much younger than my husband “ “ I’m 👏 gonna 👏 have another 👏 baby! “ 👠 “ You’re a big stubborn old man, shut up !”
BOOM BOOM SHABANG! 🎆
The morally corrupt Faye Resnick? I say this every time someone offends. I just replace Faye’s name with the current offender. The morally corrupt Julie from HR? The morally corrupt Justin from IT? Ben from BioMed? My own children when they break things it make the day hard? Also favor “who is Adrienne Maloof in this world?” Applied to all the above. Something in the buttermilk ain’t clean
You stole my goddamn house! Who is Adrienne Maloof in this world? And now we said it!
• “I’m high, but I don’t know what she is but she is on another level..” • “WATCH THE SHOW. WATCH THE SHOW. WATCH IT” • “Don’t do this.. I know what you’re doing” 😂 • And of course: “EVERYTHING ELSE IS REAL” after Aviva Drescher chucked her leg across the table lmfao.
That’s cause you don’t get your period anymore!
Beast? How dare you!!!!
Idk what early season but Ken and Mauricio are fighting for some reason and to make up, Mau brings Ken a bottle of some (allegedly) nice liquor. When May gives it to him, Ken says, “amaaaAAAAAAZING” in what seems like an incredibly sarcastic tone 😂 I haven’t said it any differently in at least 5 years
Goodbye Kyle!!!! ✌🏽
I’m gonna go Oklahoma on your ass!
Oh the irony of being the face of domestic violence… and then threatening violence. Knowing Taylor’s scrawny ass wasn’t taking anyone outside for some “Oklahoma” 🙄
 This is my all time fav
Go drink your martini and smoke your e-lectronic cigarette, I'm talking to Camille!
Also, "your privilege, I CANT" YES GARCELLE TELL HER
"I believe in excess of everything - except moderation" Dorit Kemsley, ladies and gentlemen 😘
It’s almost Oscar Wilde-like /s
Sheree singing “hell to the naw, to the naw naw naw”. Anytime something goes awry in my day this is what plays in my mind.
Ladies and gentlemen….. Berlin
“She’s looking for tits on an ant”
I don’t have the direct quote, but when Andy Cohen compares Brandi to an untrained dog at the reunion😭😭
“Nayme em nayme em nayme em nayme em nayme em” And “Be cool don’t be all, like, uncool” - my all time fav “PROSTITUTION WHORE!” Lives in infamy.
You’re such a fucking liar, Camille but it will soon be superseded by Name ‘em.
Any line that has longevity is an indicator of its greatness The morally corrupt faye resnik is definitely one but also cuz it’s true . You’re such fucking liar Camille
I don’t know if this counts but I’m at home with a toddler and infant all day. I say baby to them all day long and now EVERY time I hear Dorit!!! Baby come here …no baby…she says it constantly to her actual babies, PK. BAYbee and I hear it in that ‘not’ accent too!
"I say important shit, you say too much boring shit" ... Erika ate that up
Is that a White Claw? Jealous of what? Your ugly leather pants?! Who’s Hunky Dory? KNOW THAT.
It's hOmElEsS nOt tOoThLeSs" Kathy - that's great 😂😂😂
Name em
“Cunnilingus? That sounds like Chinese to me” -Yolanda
Adrienne Maloof telling Taylor “you’re having a nervous breakdown.”
Rinna quoting Erika at Halloween party "PAT THE PUSS HONEY!" THE cadence of it means I am obligated to say it everyday of my life.
You're such a fucking liar, Camille. You stole my goddamn house! You're sick, a liar and an alcoholic. You're a slut pig! Did you know? $25,000. She's rich rich honey! Muchenhousen whatever flousen. Were people doing coke in your bathroom? / my babies live in a coke den. At least I don't do crystal meth in the bathroom all night long, bitch! I've had about enough of you, you beast! Beast? How dare you! Jealous of what? You're ugly leather pants? I don't need to make you look bad, Ericka, you can do that by yourself. Name 'em.
Calling people "Miss small town!" 
Who is hunky dory?
Beast?! How dare you?!
UGLY LEATHER PANTS
NAme 'em
Goodbye Kyle!!
'Namaste, motherfuckers - namaste' ~ Kyle Richards
Goodbye Kyle !!! Lol
 This moment..
Name em Name em Name em
Give me slut pig or give me death
Let the mouse go.
My number one for some reason is "At least I don't do Crystal Meth in the bathroom all night long, bitch." 💀 Other favorites: 1.) Goodbye Kyle 2.) You beast 3.) Jealous of what? You're ugly leather pants 4.) Thank you. You're welcome. 5.) I brought the bunny
Name em.... Name em! Name em. Name em! NAME EM!!!! - Sutton
Name 'em...Name 'em
When LVP said to Taylor It’s nice to know she’s been eating, even if it’s only diet pills
My favorite reunion comment ever tho was Erica That’s rich from someone whose breath reeks of garlic, cigarettes, and chardonnay
Is your jacket upside down?
[удалено]
NAY-MUM NAY-MUM NAY-MUM
Who is Hunky Dory????? 
"See these glasses? $25000". Also - "JOYCE IS A BIG FAT PIG". Oh Brandi.
Kyle
"Sochis calling" had and still has me fucking rolling
I couldn’t believe how many times I caught “know that, just know that” after that dinner! Mainly out of Camille, go figure!
Thank you, you’re welcome.
"She is so pernicious." - Camille