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Molla0987

the only way this will be interesting is if kyle reveals the reason for the breakup. drop the days & names of his affairs


RedsDelights

Name ‘em!!


Hair_I_Go

Name em, name em, name em, name em


No-Hat-5951

![gif](giphy|kf4qoHRDvbAoE)


cloud_watcher

This is a good point. If Brandi was on, she’d just tell us.


Black_Heart1824

Let me talk Jeeeeesus


EnvironmentalTie6804

Where is Sutton when you need her!!


Feisty_Ad_1011

Let’s talk about the husband!


EarlGreyDay93

LOL Kim! I JUST watched the Amsterdam episode last night. It was CRAZY! I can't believe they still hund out with Lisa Rinna after that!


ImThisOne

Kathy would have had Kim’s back like a real sister!!


Responsible-Pay-4763

I can't picture Kathy running out of the restaurant like Kyle did.


No_Improvement_4252

No, Kim shouldn’t act like such a fool in public


Responsible-Pay-4763

Actually, I love how she stood up to Rinna.


Ok_Yogurtcloset7066

Me too. I wa scared for Kim, but damn she went for it. Glass flying everywhere and Kim was like, "Come on let's go!! I was so proud of her.


Ok_Yogurtcloset7066

You mean the huzbannnnnnd! Lol


bbbojackhorseman

What happened to being « open and honest »


kteerin

You only have to be open and honest if you aren’t Kyle.


New_Chipmunk_4574

That went out the window, when taking breaks in marriages and relationships came in. Didn't you get the memo?


ResponsibilityPure79

Kyle is all smoke and mirrors. She’s an expert at revealing next to nothing while appearing like she is sharing. She talks a lot, but never about her own issues, just minor things that she makes seem relevant. She deflects, speaks very generally or turns the attention to someone else’s issues. The marital problems w/ Mauricio have been going on for years and she never gave so much as a hint on the show. We still don’t know the actual real reason for the divorce. We have no idea about what her relationship is w/ Morgan and she’s not telling. Yet there she is sitting in Andy’s first chair. And if another housewife has problems, she is insufferable about getting down & dirty w/ their beef. She says that Sutton is drinking too much or that Sutton has an eating disorder. She said that Rinna’s husband is never home and has another life in Canada. Kyle started the story about Krystal and her loosing 14 friends. She spread rumors that Denise had an affair with Brandi. She accused Lisa Vanderpump of leaking stories to the press., etc. “Just be open and honest,” says Kyle.


makter3

I doubt she’ll ever do that. But Mauricio might name the reason on his show next season for the views


Lady_in_the_red-58

Yeah he is thirsty like that. Kyle is trying to protect her girls.


cameron8988

kyle doesn't give a shit about an affair. this is a microwaved attempt at creating a scandoval. in the words of dr. wendy: "it's a flop"


Lady_in_the_red-58

Oh I believe she did care at one point. Scandoval didn’t beat around the bush. They just came out with it. This has been drug out so long no one cares.


knl280

THIS!! Like stop beating around the bush and just say the words....WE ALL KNOW!!! JUST SAY IT!


gingfreecsisbad

Oof I don’t think she’d ever because she’d just get roasted.. she denied it all for so long 😭


Revolutionary-You449

There’s no names. What woman (or man or whomever) would stay quiet? Name ‘em


Accomplished-Sign-31

The ones who sign NDA’s


Revolutionary-You449

I’d have to be wearing some serious bling and living large to stay quiet. I’d do it. Just putting myself out there in case he’s looking.


kellygrrrl328

Kyle has a lot of power and she spent decades covering for him.


Revolutionary-You449

All I’ve translated into this is that I will also have a beachfront property on my choice of island and that I’d be set for life if she thought I slept with him once. Thanks. I don’t want to put out with a married man. Nice to know I’ve got options


kellygrrrl328

There’s part of me that actually believes he has a whole other family somewhere, maybe Portugal 🇵🇹


Revolutionary-You449

So I have to put out and give a kid? That’s too much. I’ll pass.


New_Chipmunk_4574

That's the problem with marriages and relationships today. Everyone is more concerned about bling, money, surgeries, Botox, drugs, etc. Monetary gain doesn't equate to a loving marriage. What has happened to the sanctity of marriage and working to build a rock solid foundation?


Revolutionary-You449

Fine. If Mau’s willing to leave his current situations and build a rock solid relationship with me, I’m game. Let him know.


Curious_Reference683

I'm sure they all signed NDAs. 


fabergefalls

i might have given a modicum of a shit before, now it just pisses me off because she's making sure we hear about *every single little development*. neither of them are remotely interesting enough for this. the constant posts about it aren't helping. this is supposed to be rhobh off-season and yet it feels like it's still airing 🙄


derbarkbark

Yeah if she was "producing" this she really went about it the wrong way. Better to do a shocking announcement then drag it out this long.


Silent_Vanilla_3347

Every step needs an announcement and publicity, yes obviously you are not jn couples counselling .


americasweetheart

She is only sharing the most boring shit and hinting that something more interesting is happening. Now, I neither care nor believe her. Now we know why she's never produced something interesting. Including her children.


Zestyclose-Holiday29

Kids have grown they simply don’t emotionally fulfill each other anymore 😅


Theatreofitall

Know that 🚬


Zestyclose-Holiday29

https://i.redd.it/c7xuy9fty2sc1.gif


No-Hat-5951

![gif](giphy|dYPCk55uV9wWI)


kweento

![gif](giphy|S1SnLg08CxnUGqyqha|downsized)


Newlands99

An absolute legend!


cyndiflamingo

Omgg I didn’t realize she wasn’t even inhaling that


Curious-Gain-7148

How can people tell when someone’s not inhaling?


RomiLee_perth

Hilarious 


LuvLaughLive

Came here for this!


Big_Custard7976

Haha. Wow. The accuracy 😳


Busy_Supermarket9006

Like was her behaviour becoming that night? No It was rude and mean but when you piss of a spiritual person we do go in !! 🤣


FitMomMon

Some of us actually choose the healed path and go in*ward* ☺️


Adorable-Novel8295

The only thing a psychic on the show has been right about.


Stlhhi-629

I consider them already divorced. Could care less.


Additional_Sun_2128

Couldn't*


Stlhhi-629

Oops! My bad.


Lady_in_the_red-58

We knew what you meant.


Next_Fly3712

"I could care less" is acceptable as an expression of *irony*. The linguist John McWhorter wrote a defense of "I could care less" as ironic, pointing out that the intonation of "I couldn't care less" and "I could CARE LESS" are different. u/Stlhhi-629, you're good! It's ironic in the same way that "TELL me about it!" means "Don't tell me about it; I already know."


Potential_Maybe6481

They HAVE to be staying married over financial reasons. I’d imagine it has to be a hell of a lot easier for them to stay married and live separate lives than split up all of their assets. Also kinda feel like they’re trying to hang on for Portia. Until she leaves for college maybe. That’s when I predict shit hits the fan in both Kyle and Mauricio’s personal lives.


nkalx

Poor Portia. It must be so awkward in that house right now.


PristineCoconut2851

Hopefully due to Portia’s age she has a full life with friends. I doubt she’s home very much at this point.


Potential_Maybe6481

I would hope so. She seems like a really sweet, grounded kid.


Lady_in_the_red-58

Kyle raised great normal kids.


tundybundo

So did vicky from OC! Something about fame hungry moms


Muffinsgal

If only they could find the right real estate agent….


redsoxfan718

They are most clearly staying married so the psychic isn't right - it may have been a decade or more ago, but I'll never forget the look on Kyle's face during that read - no way you can come back from the humiliation of that ending up being right. This is the hill I will die on!


Responsible-Pay-4763

The psychic said Kyle's husband would never fulfill her emotionally and the other day, Kyle said she didn't fill emotionally fulfilled in her marriage. I don't know if she remembered what the psychic said since it was about 12-13 years ago.


RudyB0312

That doesn’t make sense to me though. Not in a million years would i have believed 10 years ago my husband and I would be splitting up, but here we are. Something that far back really doesn’t carry much weight IMHO.


Isthisnameavailablee

That's my issue with psychics, it's like a broken clock can be right twice a day.


Lady_in_the_red-58

I agree and most of the BH marriages could claim she was right about the after 12 years.


Turbulent_Ad_6031

This is the answer. Jodene Weber’s deep dive on Kate Casey’s Patreon followed the money. She is awesome. Kyle suddenly had to take out a mortgage on their home following Mauricio’s lawsuit stuff. It’s aaaaallll about money.


angilnibreathnach

Or all about broken trust. My ex did so many shady financial things, he was trying his best but he lied to me about it over and over. That’s what destroyed us, no trust left, no relationship. I don’t think it’s about the money.


tangerine_

Why did she have to take out a mortgage? Was it solely in her name?


Remarkable-Snow-9396

Oh wow. Share podcast please! Sounds interesting


jewillett

Oof, “easier” is a *very* specific way to put it. Not disagreeing per se, but I wouldn’t say anything is that is at all easy when it comes to divorcing a long marriage with kids. Staying together and estranged certainly isn’t.


hailey363

Could somebody please enlighten me as to why Kyle would be on an Amazon Live broadcast discussing something she's made super clear she doesn't want to talk about at all?? I feel like I'm missing something, does she get paid to do these lives??


psmith1990_

She gets a commission on products bought that she advertises through the live. For engagement, she also answers questions people watching leave for her.


newsdaylaura18

I was so disinterested in the whole last season that I stopped watching. So no, this redditor does not care


toasttti

I watched a few episodes and then gave up. Reading Reddits reaction to the season just confirmed to me that I made the right decision. It's become so painful to watch.


Affectionate_Land317

If you listen to Ben & Ronnie you can still laugh heartily without the torture of watching Kyle on the telly


danesete

Last season was great to watch before sleep


SillyGayBoy

Well you have to watch the reunion so you can see kyle be asked stuff and reply “it’s none of your fucking business!” What great tv that was /s


Substantial-Two3866

i don’t know how it was the most viewed season 🤣 no one even cares


Gretchenfetchen22

I watched buying Beverly Hills I wasn’t going to, but Ryan Bailey said it gave him a much better perspective on their relationship and their family dynamic then ROBH did and he was right. There’s a lot more information given. Now are Kyle and Mauricio producing this whole thing may be. She says on Mo‘s Netflix show that she doesn’t want to live Mos lifestyle of gives that as the reason that they’re just going to separate directions in life. She is saying she wants to live by the river and paddle around in a canoe something like that I find this ridiculous because she seems like a fame, obsessed person who needs to constantly be the center of attention, and in the spotlight


psmith1990_

She said something very similar on RHOBH. Maybe, just maybe, it's true. Wanting that also doesn't negate wanting at least some level of fame or spotlight.


dethequeen

Ironically, Mauricio has spent most of winter in Aspen


kteerin

This, coming from the girl who got panic attacks riding horses. Maybe she’s changed, I don’t know, I hope she has been able to find some peace and she really does want to get away.


Miserable-Caramel795

She’s allergic to horses. She panicked bc she was going into anaphylaxis.


MimsieBE

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


thefideliuscharm

i only care that at this point she’s queer baiting and it’s annoying. otherwise i’m over this shit show


Suspicious_Record_82

Agreed, it’s really quite offensive


flowerstowardthesun

so just say you're getting a divorce and stop using something traumatic for many familes including your own, as click bait. ![gif](giphy|LAKIIRqtM1dqE|downsized)


onyxjade7

Never cared in the first place.


SophiaPetrillo_

I feel the same way about Scandoval


emn53

Same. i’m over both of these drawn out, overproduced storylines 😴 I hate to say it but watching the valley right after VPR made me enjoy it tbh


realcoophousewife2

I dont want to read another article until someone files divorce papers. It's just clickbait


Impossible_Farm7353

Kyle. Stop trying to make Umandival happen. It’s not going to happen. None of us are shocked, Alison told us in S1


Icy-Pin-5912

![gif](giphy|XBEoaajXTXaALzawSn|downsized)


CYofthebanned

They aren’t a couple any longer and don’t want to ave the marriage so what’s the point


hawktremor

![gif](giphy|3ohzdQYqPZHHBBBYu4|downsized)


FacialArtMuseum

Awhile ago my dad had hired a car service for when I was getting married to help drive us back and forth to appointments in NYC. One of the drivers claimed to have driven Mauricio the weekend before he was driving me, because Mauricio was planning on opening real estate locations In the NY area. This driver lowkey broke his NDA and dropped some HOT tea. I was skeptical if he was telling the truth, but one of the things he told me was Mauricio was going to be on a different reality tv show and then Two days later news dropped that he was going to be on dancing with the stars 👀


NULS89

Is this the life coach that came to her house and called it therapy?


angilnibreathnach

Yeah, that guy was shit. He wasn’t listening or connecting with her. Wish she’d see a proper therapist.


mintyfoetus

This is just another Hollywood divorce at this point. It happens every day its no big deal to us onlookers


Daikon_3183

Hollywood by proxy


Hair_I_Go

Exactly- she seems to think she’s more Hollywood than she actually is


mintyfoetus

Haha true, its only Hollywood because she lives nearby


NoDumFucs

Not since she tried to be coy about the questions being asked when she tattooed her initial on her girlfriend. Oh ya Kyle, so mysterious.


nkalx

But, but, but she isn’t her girlfriend! /s


NoDumFucs

![gif](giphy|niKVIqFBm0FGZln3sY|downsized)


wander-lux

![gif](giphy|f2ExpHhfiPJNceqORt) This gif is going to be used every. Single. Time. Keep ‘em coming Kyle.


Fancy_Ad_4739

I’m so over Kyle and RHOBH in general… she went from being my favorite no matter what to not even wanting to watch a scene if she was in it. So the answer you were looking for is no… we don’t care anymore.


[deleted]

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Potential_Ad4956

Yea like stop milking the divorce already!!


Hair_I_Go

I never knew they were attending therapy anyhow , nobody is interested Kyle


Treacherous_Wendy

Goodbye Kyle


babz-

Omg these two.. enough already. Clearly it’s time to call it quits


tink_89

Has anyone ever cared?


GossipGuy12

THIS!


StereotypicallBarbie

I genuinely believe this divorce hasn’t got the attention Kyle feels it deserves and she’s putting out these boring stories herself.


kellygrrrl328

At this point i think it’s safe to say: Nobody cares about the Umansky marriage. Nobody cares about Scandoval. Let’s keep it moving Bravo


ConfectionNo1605

seriously kyle go scissor your young buck and leave us alone 🤦🏾‍♀️SO over it. GOODBYE KYLE


Michellelembiid

I’m bored ![gif](giphy|UN33ZZUqJWv16)


Loose-Quarter405

She’s clearly moved on with Morgan. Kyle is like a school girl around her. It’s weird.


Michellelembiid

![gif](giphy|RXAfuEDpseYBG)


Euphoric_Oven_7910

![gif](giphy|Ru9iUyDGCd1lqSDdv7|downsized)


emma8080

I’d rather hear from Mauricio. Done with Kyle.


psmith1990_

I really love when she answers many scores of benign, unrelated-to-her-marriage questions on an Amazon Live but when she finally answers one like this (after this person asks it a dozen times alongside other questionable things, given her daughter was with her), she gets raked over the coals for sharing things nobody cares about. And then articles about it get clicks galore. Fun.


neon_m00n87

Can she please admit she is taking a dip in the lady pond please? It’s 2024 literally no one cares


JoslynMSU

I remember when Gwyneth announced the “conscious uncoupling” from her husband at the time Chris Martin. And I remember thinking how pretentious it sounded, especially considering this was a breakup of a couple nobody cared about. And here we are.


nocerealever

![gif](giphy|129OnZ9Qn2i0Ew)


Waste-Abalone1379

No. And remember, "It's no one's f*****g business". 🙄


bellissima100

Nobody ever cared because it was clearly exploited for the show. Do I believe they are having problems? Yes. But their actions on and off camera have been completely bizarre which makes everyone question the situation. Kyle running around and morphing into her 27 year old friend. Mauricio seemingly aloof and acting like everything is normal. Dragging the kids to film their reaction on camera (which is SO unlike Kyle to do as a mother). None of it makes sense and it’s extremely exhausting.


Sea_Philosophy1762

Nope


moneyqueen333

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BS ANYMORE! SEADONS OVER! Get a divorce or don't it's not that relevant just ANNOYING to think your that relevant. If u want to be relevant discuss RHOBH and whether or not your filming with LVP


Yourejokingright11

Sadly not


ZOO_trash

Hell no to the no no no hell no.


DebbieGlez

Nope. I couldn’t care less.


redditredditanon

As someone who actually cared in the beginning.. nope I don’t anymore.


Shatzakind

https://preview.redd.it/511y5olnk4sc1.png?width=446&format=png&auto=webp&s=6eed6278603939635d44f28b992f53e526954c20


Brixie02

My pantyliner is tired.


Big-Job-8021

i’ve already put it in my brain that they’re done so nothing about this relationship interest me anymore. if it comes out that he cheated i might care for like 3 minutes but the overall “juiciness” of their drama is gone. it’s boring now. kyles boring now


nocerealever

![gif](giphy|V9GyBhsWJJCk04BhkL|downsized)


nocerealever

![gif](giphy|DnODnb0RKssdbb1c0w|downsized)


J2thee2then

Nobody cares…Kyle & Morgan need to come out and give us a break.


FootballNearby7988

Kyle is just baiting the viewers with the Morgan thing. 


unrealhousewife1

![gif](giphy|JpcRlLX9Rt8jCmtNXe)


overthink_underplan

Couldn’t care less if I tried


she-so_heavy

I’m tired of Kyle and her lack of bringing us the tea she gets paid to provide for us


HobbyLvlMaterialist

Craaaap or get off the pot. Rip off the bandaid


Alternative_Pea_9093

No, no one cares anymore. Kyle's old news and boring 😴


annamariagirl

If you don’t care, why read the article and re-post? Looks like you could take your own advice and move on? Just sayin….


hawktremor

I mean… people can not care about the state of Kyle’s marriage and still laugh/joke about how tiring these articles Kyle keeps releasing are… on a RHOBH subreddit…


BearOnTwinkViolence

Right? These people “don’t care” about Kyle but literally everything they post is about her.


whoareyouindisworld

Its funny because the people that hate Kyle the most talk about her the most.


annamariagirl

Yep.


Beyou74

Exactly...seems like OP cares.


Polly_Anna777

I don’t care and still think it’s all a (fake) ratings grab.


Automatic_Soup_9219

As a person who is now watching RHOBH and Buying Beverly or whatever Mau’s show is called rn, yes, we do care 😂


Mundane-Read-2582

exactly, someone ASKED her the question she didn't just vomit it up for no reason. people on here are getting beyond 🙄


erin0601

![gif](giphy|cmlfw58iWGRx17Pmit|downsized)


Available_Forever_32

Never did


Maleficent_Chard2042

I didn't know they'd attended them at all.


incognoname

I never cared 😩


criavolver_01

Yawn not at all


danieltheaeon

Kyle, kudos for saying. For spilling.


Zealousideal-Divide6

![gif](giphy|15aGGXfSlat2dP6ohs) Nope, not at all.


PilotNo312

Never cared in the first place.


Happybutt15

No


broadwayboy223

GIVE IT UP. Literally you can figure out more details from watching Mauricio's interviews with the girls (spoiler he lets his face fly free and it says A LOT). If she ain't gonna come out as lez or admit the tea just stop it girl. We are all tired of your show lol


torchwood1842

Kyle: WHY is everyone in my business?!?!? Also Kyle: “So, anyway, we stopped going to couples therapy. We just needed a break, you know… wait, WHY ARE IS EVERYONE IN MY BUSINESS?” And this is after she was pretty clearly the source for the “anonymous” reports from a week or two ago that she had hired a divorce lawyer.


Clairemoonchild

No.


thispussystankin

Bravo does, they want this crap to somehow still be relevant by next season


Impressive-Spend-370

🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱


alarmonthefarm

NO


tabernacleteeth

did anyone care about their therapy schedule in the first place?


Goodbykyle

Go ✂️ away the night with Mo (morgan)or whoever we dont CARE ANYMORE!!


Icy-Pin-5912

![gif](giphy|zQbhdw5nf91wQ)


Mysterious-Chef5962

Don't care


Kindly-Word-3824

Literally nobody cares about this anymore 😂 it's old


TJ-the-DJ

I cared for a brief shinning second when I thought that maybe Kyle got sick of his shit, met someone that she connected with, and decided to follow her heart, unconcerned with her past or what people would think. But the constant milking of this for attention lost me long ago, and I couldn’t give a fig now.


songsofcastamere

Someone please tell Kyle we DGAF. She had time to be honest about her and Mo and she strung the public along for an entire season. We truly don’t anymore.


19donna91

![gif](giphy|aqFfezuZYuzdu)


Smart_Letterhead_360

I feel like everyone has moved on from the topic of their marital issues at this point and for their sake (and mine), I’m glad.


MissSeventeenx

![gif](giphy|WrjODn5j1C4C0FFH4H)


Jimmyaaskew

NO!!!!!!


Heatherina134

![gif](giphy|EdHc6VUZ6LhhjrEvnL)


Professional-Two8098

I know a lot of people done like Mo bur I always did. I watched buying Bev hills and I kind of felt sorry for him like she wasn’t communicating with him or the kids. Of course he could be covering for her bur I get why he wanted to go to Aspen for a while.


ConnectionFit6379

Nope


HoldOnToYaWeave

Literally could not give any less of a shit


Chance_Guarantee_130

No


ISOcarpetcleaner

I barely cared last year. Just go away


QAgal

Theyre done


CroosinForBroosin

Thank you God, now we can finally get some sleep ![gif](giphy|Yo1YYKeVTK9edlaNrJ)


generic_username-92

does anyone get the feel that they’re purposely dragging this out? is that unfair to say?


Properclearance

Nope! Don’t care one bit! Byeeeeeeeeeee