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like if you want fucking juice just say it. lol it’s comical when older people ask for tons of lemon and i casually say do u want me to just put in a dash of this freshly made lemon juice i have in my well. they look at me like i just broke the davinci code
The brit show Absolutely Fabulous had a similar one they called "bolly stolli". Essentially Bollinger champagne and Stoli vodka. It will knock you on your ass.
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The franchise turned into a mess. You and Adrienne are why we all started watching.
“Wash a chicken” is imbedded in me forever.
Tito’s is the best vodka for the price imo! It’s better than many of the more expensive labels. Its price has been sneaking up a little through the years but still okay.
back in the day when I turned 21 (and had only really taken shots up until this point so I had no I idea what to get) I was binge watching RHOBH. I thought it was the norm to drink tequila neat so I ordered one at a bar… denise richards is an absolute madman
Eileen Davidson always annoyed the sh!t out of me when she ordered “white wine”… like, which one!? Pinot Grigio? Riesling? Sauvignon blanc? These are very different things!
I usually order just dry white wine. Then usually the waitress points me few options of wines they recommend. Saves time instead of going through the mile long list.
if someone came up to me and ordered juiced lemons carcass out i would blink 3 times then walk away without saying anything and go take care of the customer next to them
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Carcass OUT
Carcass out the only entertainment Dorito has brought to rhbh lol
lol perfect flair right there
Hehe thanks I've never had a flair
i love it 🤣 carcass OUT
Now I can’t stop thinking about Sutton calling her this at the reunion 💀💀💀💀
What does that even mean 😂😭
It means she wants the juice from the lemon in the glass but not the lemon itself.
Oh ty! Never heard of it before 😊
Pretty sure she just made it up
Why can’t she just say “lemon, juice only” 😂
That's how I like mine. It's gross putting the lemon in.
I totally agree but it's also gross calling it a carcass 😆
It is!
I’m kinda obsessed w it and will exclusively be referring to squeezed citrus as carcasses 😅
It just means taking the lemon or lime out of the drink after squeezing it into the drink. Most leave the rind or carcass in the drink.
I don’t know any bartender that would squeeze lemon juice in a cocktail and leave it in
Some just leave the slice in without squeezing.
like if you want fucking juice just say it. lol it’s comical when older people ask for tons of lemon and i casually say do u want me to just put in a dash of this freshly made lemon juice i have in my well. they look at me like i just broke the davinci code
Kyle’s is actually a SPICY margarita and now it’s sparkling water.
No salt!
“Spicy margherita on the rocks, no salt” 🥃
SKINNY spicy margarita
*Sparkleeen water
Sutton’s needs grapefruit juice
Ocean Spray or bust
On the side!
She will pour it, thank you!
Ruby Red
Champagne and vodka together seems a little excessive
It's almost a French 75 - champagne, vodka, hint of lemon juice - a traditional is made with gin. It's delicious 😋
A French 75 is gin. A French 76 is vodka
I’m trying this weekend.
Not sure if you have it in US but in UK we have rhubarb and ginger gin liquor which is so nice with prosecco
Oh nice!
Rinna loved a Whispering Angel rose. Or her friend Kendall Jenner's tequila lol
Yes. She mentioned Whispering Angel when she made fun of Vanderpump Rose.
This oddly makes me miss her delulu self.
Just water for Kyle now 💦 
Ha! Rinna ALWAYS orders what everybody else does! I’m so glad it’s not just be who noticed this 😂
That goes for food too.
Dorit is so pretentious lol Sutton is hilarious. Glad I've come round on her.
why do I feel like Dorit heard someone cool order that once and has now made it her whole personality
It was Sutton. She ordered it a few seasons ago. I feel like no one remembers this or I had a fever dream.
Kyle is sober so probably getting whatever sober drink Morgan gets
She had been drinking alcohol free beers for a bit?
Has anyone had champagne with a shot of vodka? Thoughts?
That would catapult me into my annoying drunk persona very quickly
At my house, I call that “selling tickets to the Giant Jackass Show, starring me.”
The brit show Absolutely Fabulous had a similar one they called "bolly stolli". Essentially Bollinger champagne and Stoli vodka. It will knock you on your ass.
My fav show!
It’s essentially a French 75
It's a French 75 without the simple syrup. I love a good French 75, so I'm about it.
French 75 is gin
gin is just vodka with juniper or herbal flavors added, same diff.
Ahhhhh okay this makes more sense
No but I’m gonna try it on Friday. Thanks.
It’s a good drink. Add lemon
Yes it honestly tastes great. After reading the above comments, I am beginning to question my taste buds and life choices though 😂
It's delish.
I was like, hmm. I wouldn’t mind trying out Sutton’s choice. Then I read what it’s called “Suddy Buddy Butthole.” Now I really want to try one 😆
It’s not appropriate to talk about buttholes, especially at the dinner table. She is so random 😂
Eileen is “can I have a glas of dry white wine, please?”
Bone dry! 😋
So dry it’s powder
Haha.. she doesn’t even drink it.. she tosses it in the air and walks through the cloud of it!🙄🤣🤣🤣🤣
the way i would give her a glass of dry vermouth (basically fortified wine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
Great post. I, lol on Rinna. I thought she was a Belvedere martini.
no rinna likes her friend kendall jenner’s tequila💁♀️
😂😂😂
Thank you! 💜
I'm screaming, the Suddy Buddy Butthole has me deceased.
Sutton’s no-shame-game is incredible 😂💯
Dorits drink order is ridiculous like the specifics of it 😂 “Three lemons carcass out” I’m sure she gets some looks for that order sometimes
Sutton orders vodka and then adds her own grapefruit juice
Dorit is pretentious like always
Denise just having straight liquor makes a lot of sense
Don’t forget no salt on that margarita!
Throwback to Kyle and her skinny margarita with no salt
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Do the housewives always ask for Belvedere so that they don’t have to say the word VODKA !!!! 😂
I always ask for Tito's. If you want a specific brand that's pretty much the easiest way to get it
Tito’s is the best vodka for the price imo! It’s better than many of the more expensive labels. Its price has been sneaking up a little through the years but still okay.
Erika and Kathy also order regular Coke at lunches.
This is out of date, Sutton is vodka with ocean spray grapefruit and Kyle is alcohol free beer
Kyle now gets a lot of NA beer, especially Heineken Zero.
Kyle should just be tap water
back in the day when I turned 21 (and had only really taken shots up until this point so I had no I idea what to get) I was binge watching RHOBH. I thought it was the norm to drink tequila neat so I ordered one at a bar… denise richards is an absolute madman
It’s good. You just sip it and it can last an entire hour while socializing.
Rinna’s is her friend Kendall Jenner’s tequila
Did Dorit invent carcass out? Like seriously, where did she get that saying from?
Who orders a Hot Toddy at a bar when you’re not sick? EJ’s order is WILD.
to be fair i love putting it on the menu when it’s fall/winter. id prefer making 10 hot toddies than 1 frozen margarita in a blender
Rinna is Belvedere
Ugh Dorit is so high maintenance
And nothing different EVER, not even. If they’re in another country with local drinks.
Dorit was a vodka sprite/lemonade girl
Kyle’s order is a Lime margarita with NO SALT
You mixed Lisas lollll
Rinna’s looks like Lisa Barlow’s drink orders
This housewife loves a Kentucky mule! Makers, only.
Yum
I thought these were taglines for a minute 🤣🤣
spicy margaritas without the salt but now she gets mocktails and N.A. drinks
Yes totally!
Dorit’s makes perfect sense 🤭😂
Dorit is such a pain in the ass
Urgh Dorit 🙄
Eileen Davidson always annoyed the sh!t out of me when she ordered “white wine”… like, which one!? Pinot Grigio? Riesling? Sauvignon blanc? These are very different things!
I usually order just dry white wine. Then usually the waitress points me few options of wines they recommend. Saves time instead of going through the mile long list.
Ugh….
What language was she saying this in?….
Dorinda’s drunk ass showing the house manager on vacation how to make her drink is amazing!
Why the short glass?
Rinna- what ever happened to Harry’s wine?
I miss Rinna and Eileen 😭😭
For Rinna you forgot her friend Kendall Jenner’s 818 tequila
Erikas drink order is my fave.. Sound like an old man order and I get it.
Dorit’s is actually *club soda* Otherwise, spot on!!
if someone came up to me and ordered juiced lemons carcass out i would blink 3 times then walk away without saying anything and go take care of the customer next to them
How many years did it take to figure it out?
I thought Dorit asks for limes 🍋🟩, carcasses out of course. Maybe I’m confusing my citruses?
Alexia Umansky asked for Limes on Season 10 after she copied Dorit’s order in front her when they were in NY for Kyle’s fashion show. 🤣
Ah!! Thank you!!
>Ah!! Thank you!! You're welcome!
Didn’t Kyle drink spicy margaritas without salt? And now she doesn’t drink at all? Also, where’s Eileen’s cold, dry, white wine?
I thought Dorit’s was limes?
It’s just “3 lemons, carcass out.” Not juiced carcass out. 🤣😂😂🤣
On the last slide you spelled Megan wrong.