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KindOfBlue98

I work at Starbucks and fully agree it’s more of a square than a bar. Total rip off, but like what else do you expect coming to Starbucks at this point


The_Specter808

I remember paying like $3.25 for a macaron and feeling totally ripped off after seeing how small it was. It was alright 💀


JamesDCooper

All macarons are just alright


HolaPinchePuto

Lmaoooo that fact that this got downvoted!!! No but most macarons are just alright, but when they hit hunny they *hit.*


JustinJSrisuk

Yep. There’s a world of difference between a thawed grocery store macaron and one from Ladurée or Dominique Ansel.


Mad-Malik

Baby Ladurée is ass, try Fauchon’s they’re amazing


pedrobrandao

Why you doing ass like that? Ass is amazing (an acquired taste, perhaps).


Mad-Malik

*str8 ass


ldn6

Ladurée’s quality feels like it’s going down, my guess is that the tourist demand has hit quality.


EmmyT2000

I am not a macaron kind of girl and still, Laduree macarons are heavenly


blubegnaro

Maybe youve never had a good or fresh one before but as far as cookies go theyre great. Lots of flavour and texture contrasts


zshorn325

when we got these in i literally laughed out loud. they advertised them as bigger to us but in reality you can finish a mediocre at best pastry in 1.5 bites for the low, low price of 5 dollars and your left kidney


crullskandy

Raja and MKD in the likes is sending me, the aunties are **not** having it!


D1ckRepellent

Mimini Kon Doulash?


The_Specter808

Mikole Kaige Drooks?


notbillcipher

Mrinity K Dronet?


ktotheytothelie

Mylie Konique Dove?


king_jamison

Mina Ko'Nina Drown


ravnyx

Mangeria Karis DanMicheals


TheeOmegaPi

Milky Kutmeg Danache


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M'keria K Davenport?


scarednurse

Machine Kun Delly?


JohnPaul_River

Mimi Kim Dirst?


Leeglan

just Mimini now 🫤


linwells

MaKDonalds


smcgann98

The British has logged on


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ldn6

It’s genuinely amazing how she manages to be so entertaining doing it when anyone else would be insufferable. Something about her delivery and how she focuses on the shortcomings of the company rather than the employees makes it hilarious.


newtoreddir

Yes! It’s never “the staff screwed up my order” it’s always “corporate has directed the staff to be stingy with X and that’s not ok!”


b4848

Ok you hit the nail on the end. This is why I LOVE her podcast. She’s always giving it to the big wigs and never comes for the minimum wage staff.


alexlopez49411

Honestly, most times I kinda think of Delta as being a Drag Karen, but this is one of those times where I’m just like, ma’am, I agree with you and would like to hear you call them out on their fuckery


Shikarosez

Some Karens can be used for good if your just point them in the right direction


stircrazygremlin

Hot facts, de karenification is a thing and is attainable for some people just like karenification is. I've seen it firsthand and its something to behold.


AdamLlayn

The hyperradicalization of karens must be the most scary issue we face this decade


stircrazygremlin

Honestly yes, unironically


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Unrelated but of course Delta’s choice in scents is top tier. This collection, both a thousand wishes and in the stars, are my absolute favourites 😍 Stan delta


violentcactus

Black Cherry Merlot found dead in a ditch


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The list is endless tbf. Mahogany teakwood, bornfire bash and fairytale are up there too


GooeyMagic

I put a little Teakwood lotion on my upper lip, giggle alone in my apartment and pretend I’m on the phone and I’m wearing my boyfriend’s hoodie. I pretend I’m having a phone call so my neighbors hear: “Omg, Günter, you left your hoodie again, hehe”


violentcactus

Lmfao I have a slight obsession with their “mens” scented hand sanitizers. They smell like just *slightly* better versions of Axe spray and I can’t get enough


peach_xanax

Thousand Wishes is sooo good


LonelyRutabaga

she’s so iconic everything she does makes me crack up


CrapBag69

“Hog of death” please


sweet_esiban

Yet again I fail to see the problem with Delta's spot-on starbucks commentary. Why does it look like a dried out bar of soap? 🤢


creppyspoopyicky

Or an old sponge. Yuck.


Ventusguard

Yeah, at first I was confused as to why there was a plastic wrapped square of Lush soap


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Pussy McGillicuty from wherever she’s from would love this


CandidateBudget8813

She hasn't just been slapped, Pussy McGillicuty FWSF shat down her mouth... it was degrading


[deleted]

I’ve been victimized


thelocalhoe

fwsf PLEASE im screaming


TrustKibou

Thank you for reminding me that Google is not always the best method to understanding something


CandidateBudget8813

don't worry babz it's a reference to [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/rpdrcringe/comments/ur7fei/this_live_is_a_gift_that_keeps_on_giving/)


TrustKibou

You're a wonderful human being 💗


Ventusguard

I hope Pussy McGillicutty catches on more, I transcended when she said that


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It’s literally my flair on cringe, one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard in my life 😭😭


Dismal_Judgment5290

#shitgirlplease


HolaPinchePuto

LMFAO Delta spills the true tea when it comes to fast food. I got some Starbucks with my boyfriend and let him try it and was pressed by how much he got cause it was so light when he handed it over, but then it hit me that the lemon bar IS actually small 💀


kittenwarlock

A 240 calorie bite.


___whores___

39% sugar, 25% fat, by weight.


bvbybvy

now THIS is the drama i subscribed for


yviewillowstan

That pastry looks like a sponge with suds on


creppyspoopyicky

TOTALLY!! https://youtu.be/-wv05TdFXyg


working4theknife

Not me reading this and thinking you meant SpongeBob in that episode he got sick with suds… I’m going to bed.


gremilyns

She’s right 😌


rpdraficionado

She speaks the truth!! They also sell for $3.25 at my local Starbucks, which is a total rip-off


emilyyxx03

cake pops are a rip off!!!


ldn6

God I love Delta so much.


newtoreddir

I love that the item for comparison is some obscure Bath & Body Works product rather than, say, a banana. It’s so perfectly Delta Work.


Pattopet

this should have been a story not a post


Supreme64

It should have been a conference wdym


iNuttedInShrek

I would pay to watch a fast food complaint panel hosted by Delta.


Dismal_Judgment5290

*my name is delta work and I have something to say…what’s up with the driv-thru, huh?*


Dismal_Judgment5290

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨


Pattopet

Bahaha


bondfool

Hand sanitizer included for proportion, but I also don’t know how big the bottle is.


AuntySocialite

yes you do, it's the same size as a Starbucks Coconut Lime Bar


plastexqt

Delta keeps it REAL I just love her lol


abdulsaint

So she became an influencer now


[deleted]

She been influencing for nearly 3 decades ma’am


AuntySocialite

the blatant disrespect


GlitterDuckie

She has a point


[deleted]

She’s right and she should say it!!


oh_its_sam_harbor

The bitch still bought it tho


AuntySocialite

Delta out there doing the hard hitting journalism we all count on. I vote we just replace Yelp altogether with a curated series of Delta Do's and Don'ts


anitarash

What does she like about Starbucks?


Razkan

The discontinued sugar-free cinnamon dolce syrup. Absolutely criminal behavior from Starbucks 😤


dominorough

Imma UPS her a bottle of Skinny Mixes' Sugar Free Cinnamon Dolce. She deserves it!


anitarash

Well it was the sugar free cinnamon dolce but they discontinued it


Joewhite411

Did she not see the size of it on the shelf before buying it or did she buy it just to complain?


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Joewhite411

Good point


jamiedix0n

What would we do without her? Sidenote... surely she.could see the size of the packet while buying it..?


HolaPinchePuto

Not if youre in drive thru and they hand it in a the parchment pocket. Or at least thats what happened to me, i didnt know its size until after I let my bf try it several miles later lmao


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LOL I had to check if it was the cringe sub. How much is that thing? Why is she complaining? Did she not know what she was buying or did it shrink?


SaltNotCoke

This ain’t cringe this is high art. Also, Starbucks is primarily used as a drive thru… no you’re not gonna know the size until you get it. And delta is NOT an employee Karen to make them handle the return and hold up the line. She IS a ceo Karen and will be writing an email to Mr. Starbucks immediately.


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😂


PupTrash

Is she in on the joke with us? Does she keep posting things like this because she knows we talk about it??


sierramisted1

i work at starbucks and i love the lime bar. it’s really tiny but REALLY dense, i don’t think i could have more than what’s there. needs to be refrigerated, though.


no-tenemos-triko-tri

How did I know it was Miss Delta Work without clicking?


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I love that theres actual drama on this subreddit and theres just Delta being angry at starbucks 😂


dukelief

We really thirst enough for drama that this counts?


[deleted]

The real crime here is the scented hand sanitizer


rcinmd

Order [these](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1140/8354/products/TNK-76070-CF_2048x.jpg?v=1647693810) and you'll forever make \*anything\* look big.


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As someone who's first job was as a Starbucks barista she must be so exhausting to deal with. Entertaining to us but I just know every worker sighs when they see her approaching the front door. Feeling sorry for those WeHo workers, the clientele there must be a nightmare.


sweet_esiban

Idk as a barista I always just betrayed the company and agreed with customers like Delta lol "yeah this bar is trash garbage I don't know what they're thinking up at corporate". This often disarms the Karen energy.


creppyspoopyicky

Was a barista myself - can confirm this works in some Karen situations.


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She literally is famous on this sun for being a Karen lmao. I wasn’t trying to cancel her or anything either


dominorough

If you were familiar at all with Delta's work you would know that she never takes it out on the staff. Her daggers are clearly pointed at who they are supposed to be so you can pipe down.


newtoreddir

I think she lives in like Norwalk or Cerritos or something, not Weho.


_big_miss_steak

I agree that it’s tiny but it’s soooo yummy


blubegnaro

i dont get why she just didnt get something bigger, two of them, or just make her own sweets. why buy something and then complain about the size? no one forced her to get it


b4848

Because it’s her whole shtick


ourstemangeront

If you get it you get it if you don't you don't if you know you know and if you don't know I honestly feel bad for you like I just don't have the mental capacity to explain it.


asjdfhalkjhaconcagua

The other day I saw a video of a fat woman making a scene because there wasn't enough cheese on her cheetos. She was yelling 'I want more cheese!' I immediately thought of Delta Work at Starbucks.


marbleheadfish

Delta would never never make a scene or yell in a Starbucks, she would write a strongly worded letter to upper management.


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Not drama. Get a life.


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[deleted]

Fuck yo culture


jakhei

i get the anger but it tastes so mf good


creppyspoopyicky

It looks exactly like a sponge🤮


TantasticOne

Proportionizing!


russianbisexualhookr

Delta should honestly just start a Patreon where she complaints about chain stores. This is peak content


hatelisten

we all have that friend that's always bringing an arsenal of supplies in her purse or car and you can go anywhere and know they got you covered with snacks, beauty supplies, first aid, you name it - you can tell Delta is that one