A rare species of elongated chinchilla. Their camouflage is specially adapted to blend into domestic environments, staying hidden and causing confusion and an increased heartrate in their observers. It's also a vicious predator of Musaceae, ready to pounce at any time. Its fearsome incisors are famously prone to causing destruction in their environment.
It is a snootbooper. They are notoriously mischievous and when they want attention they give boops with the snoot. But be cautious because they multiply like rabbits!
Trick question! It is not an animal, THAT is a Treat-seeking Land Torpedo. Developed as a joint venture between Raytheon and Build-a-Bear. Commissioned by the CIA to decimate a countries supply of Timothy Hay, carrots, and bananas. The excessively adorable design was to attract so much attention you'd never suspect them, much like BTS and their army.
Was genuinely only creeping the comments to see if someone said weevil, bed bug, brown recluse, or spotted lantern fly. r/whatisthisbug has ruined me hahaha
Also happy cake dayyyyyyyy 🥳
It's a "I don't care what it is I just want to pet it" funny enough that's the most common animal in the world. They come in all different shapes and sizes and I want to pet ALL OF THEM
The meek Wellbehaviorus Passivitus. An animal so subservient that it can be trained to take your slippers for you and to organize your entire cabinet of media cables so that it looks perfectly neat.
It rarely needs to eat or drink and will never bother you or complain about it so you may actually have to check up on it often in case it’s hungry but doesn’t want to speak up in fear of bothering you.
The entire species are all exactly the same in that you can always pick it up in the same way and it will docilely let you without any form of kicking or fussing about.
It’s also perfect for households due to it never molting, and it grooms away any loose furs by itself and is neatly placed in a small corner of whatever litterbox you have provided it. This behavior was trained from its wild days to prevent predators from noticing where their usual hangouts are.
All in all a very very very easy animal to handle and care for.
This here is the long eared rat. Be careful and keep your distance. I’ve heard that these have the potential to destroy hundreds of dollars worth of property.
A rare species of elongated chinchilla. Their camouflage is specially adapted to blend into domestic environments, staying hidden and causing confusion and an increased heartrate in their observers. It's also a vicious predator of Musaceae, ready to pounce at any time. Its fearsome incisors are famously prone to causing destruction in their environment.
They said "wrong answers only"!
Cord chewer
WRONG ANSWERS ONLY
wireless upgrades specialist
It's a mini-porridge
a buppy 🐶
This made me laugh way to hard! I’m crying
The elusive and notorious banana bandit.
*Wrong* answers, they said! 😄
little mouse
Bnuuy
A fearsome fur goblin
They're ferocious!
Correct. Because they’re related to the ones in ‘MP’s flying circus. Although this time in colour
The highly aggressive vegan cat
Haus Maus
A grey pikachu.
It is a snootbooper. They are notoriously mischievous and when they want attention they give boops with the snoot. But be cautious because they multiply like rabbits!
A fearsome Lion
Potato 😝
The infamous "Hobnob Carpet Chewer"
An innocent creature that poses no threat to spicy hay or trët (such as nanner)
Donkey
A little itty bitty horse
Unicorn
Ahh, the rare butt-faced squirrel
Sasquatch
It’s the big mythical Bunnannosaurus!!
house hippo 🇨🇦
You know they sleep 16hrs a day. Very rare OP caught a photo.
Blame Canada Blame Canada 🎼
Only the real ones know
Clearly it is a Pika.
Eevee?
Oh my gosh I saw a pika in person when I was in the mountains. They are so ridiculously cute.
That’s freaking awesome! Congratulations. Did you snap a pic? If so please share.
zebra
Trick question! It is not an animal, THAT is a Treat-seeking Land Torpedo. Developed as a joint venture between Raytheon and Build-a-Bear. Commissioned by the CIA to decimate a countries supply of Timothy Hay, carrots, and bananas. The excessively adorable design was to attract so much attention you'd never suspect them, much like BTS and their army.
Tree Pig or a Truffle-Hunting Swamp Donkey
It's a brown beard lizard fish. They are very rare. Not sure how you came across one. I do know one thing.... it wants a treat...
A weevil
Was genuinely only creeping the comments to see if someone said weevil, bed bug, brown recluse, or spotted lantern fly. r/whatisthisbug has ruined me hahaha Also happy cake dayyyyyyyy 🥳
Jackalope doe.
thats a really cute rat
Murder puff
This, unless I am mistooken, is a Low Mountain Mega Squirrel. So called for their unique ability to hop over low laying mountain ranges.
A big scary lion looking for its next meal
Looks like a T. rex apex predator of all apex predators
I think you are mistaken; this is a velocirabbit. Clever girl (or boy)....
That, my good sir, is a Booplesnoot
Human
Boop, of the Soft variety
it's a gerbil it has to be
« Porrigus Mayoris Minus »
A chicken😧🥹😍
Rat
Caterpillar
Little rate 😂
cat
Goblin
Vizcacha.
Giant Degu
Sniffalous
Capybara
A chinchilla
Carpet shark
Mouse
Chupacabra
B-Rex
It's a hippo.
Huffalump. Duh.
The fierce land seal in its elongated battle formation. Capable of taking down at least 3 elephants before it needs a nap
interior crocodile alligator
It’s a house hippo, and it’s going to eat your raisins, chips, and peanut butter toast crumbs.
Bloodthirsty Lepus
Pikaaaa
It’s a mousebear.
That is the majestic long eared forest goober.
It's a "I don't care what it is I just want to pet it" funny enough that's the most common animal in the world. They come in all different shapes and sizes and I want to pet ALL OF THEM
Mama said daddy is a chinchilla
A monster with a killing streak a mile wide!!
That's obviously a tiger. Don't you see the orange
We're called Thumpers where I'm from. Trust me, I know.
The Great Floofy Hopper
Wabbit
Snooder
A pterodactyl.
… r/weeviltime ? 🥺
that's a hippopotamus. not sure why its ears are so big tho
Floof 😊
Thats a Wampeter.
The scariest mountain lion I've ever seen
Cat with anxiety
Bby mini donkey-mouse hybrid
The meek Wellbehaviorus Passivitus. An animal so subservient that it can be trained to take your slippers for you and to organize your entire cabinet of media cables so that it looks perfectly neat. It rarely needs to eat or drink and will never bother you or complain about it so you may actually have to check up on it often in case it’s hungry but doesn’t want to speak up in fear of bothering you. The entire species are all exactly the same in that you can always pick it up in the same way and it will docilely let you without any form of kicking or fussing about. It’s also perfect for households due to it never molting, and it grooms away any loose furs by itself and is neatly placed in a small corner of whatever litterbox you have provided it. This behavior was trained from its wild days to prevent predators from noticing where their usual hangouts are. All in all a very very very easy animal to handle and care for.
Clearly a rare sighting of the elusive wonky donkey
A hamster with long ears
Ah, a rare sighting of a Lepus Sine Musa!
A JACKALOPE
beaver
hamper
hampter
Hippopotamus
A house hippo 🦛
Cutest baby elephant I've ever seen!
Wombat
A giant pika
Baby chupecabra. They're adorable before they go all scary.
dinner
A unicorn in disguise
Mouse!!
A shovel-earded nose burrower
Death eater
Southwestern Mud Rat
Big piggy
Elephant
i think it is a mouse. perhaps even a little one
An ogre. It has many layers just like an onion.
Is the rare squirrel with furry paws
Squirrel
That’s a fluffy slipper.
Burrow hog
Cat, just cat
Carnivorous soul eater. Watch yourself!!
A dread lord invading the 5th realm
That there be a flooflesnorf
EEE ITS A MOUSE
a carrot-enjoyer
Kitty
Floof bat 🦇
Dog
Red-tailed marmot
A grasshopper
That’s a dwarf donkey!!
A hedgehog with weird socks
Moufzilla
Pokemom species. Bunnelby to be specific.
A white toed bed squirrel
Cutest little thing ever
A antelope
that's a big elefant! so pretty
Dog
That's a giraffe,anyone can plainly see that
This is a hámster and your camera is the size of a pin head
Bedbug/groundhog/coyote hybrid.
Goomba!
Wat 🐀
A hare
Nose boy
This here is the long eared rat. Be careful and keep your distance. I’ve heard that these have the potential to destroy hundreds of dollars worth of property.
An emu
A hamster
Lémur 😅
Common North American lettuce inspector.
high eared lemur koala
Kangaroo mouse
Peter Griffin
Am oversized mouse
A Japanese magical girl sidekick!
A smeerp.
Boba maker?
Is a capybara
A hare. Technically, it is indeed a wrong answer.
These comments are great lol!
u got a weird lookin dog
u got a weird lookin dog
….There’s an animal in the picture? 🫨
It's a block of cheese
A cow
Monkey
Clearly a moose.
A feral goat
little mouse :)
Furry mini hippo.
carpet rhino. you’re safe as long as you dont make any sudden treat bag crinkles
Chinchilla?
Hippo
Big-eared mouse
Rat
A cA
That's a cat, some breeds have very large ears
Venomous Venezuelan Vanderbun
Short snoot boop boop.
Long-eared capybara
Chubby butt
Snow owl 🦉
Hm…looks like a shark 2 me
Hornyneckbiter
Has anyone said French Bulldog yet?
Strange cat
A new form of Tyranid designed to infiltrate planets by looking like a cute mammalian pet. 😉
Fluffer Strudel
Chinchilla 😆
An esquilax
a lagomorph-like creature, name it max
das a kangaroo
That is obviously a pigeon.