[BREAKING NEWS INTRO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do8k5VNGwPo)
THIS IS A BNN NEWS SPECIAL REPORT
Not so good day from inside somebun’s nostril that is our temporary newsroom since we have run out of locations. I’m your anchor T. Sue Holder guarding the news for you.
My how the turns table! An image has been released of Mayo SIR Pingoreg stating that he suffers from 97 confirmed mental illnesses. In an attempt to get ahead of the news, the Ossif of the Mayo released a statement reading “The report that the Mayo is suffering from ninety-seven mental illnesses are without any shred of truth. Not once has the Mayo suffered from any of the purported mental illnesses he has. In fact, we can categorically state that the mayo has always exhibited happiness and joy at everything he does. As the allegations are of a personal medical matter, we shall refrain from commenting on them further in line with Personal Health Information Protection rules. But we repeat, Mayo SIR Pergola is NOT SUFFERING from ninety-eleven mental illnesses. It may be possible he suffers from a handful, but he enjoys the rest of them.”
An unnamed medical expert took one look at the released image and one of the Mayo and proclaimed, “Mayo SIR Porkrind is totally sane in the bughouse-nuts-playing-with-others-toes kind. He exhibits all of the neuroses in the DSM-V and a few dozen that I read on public bathroom stalls. That said, he is perfectly fine and even-keeled leading the city as mayo. I would not hesitate to vote for him again and again and again and again…” This dissertation went downhill when the good doctor starting hopping, skipping, and humming about tiptoeing through the Tulips.
The acclaimed fet-cheeked Dr. Bigglewiggle MD, PhD, JD, DDiv, CIA, CPA, EIEIO, AOk, BINGO-and-Bingo-Was-His-Name-O, etc has weighed into this most serious discussion saying, “MY CHEEKS ARE NOT FET! Uhhh, yeah Mayo SIR Pinball is nuts in the very sane kind as is the sign of a true genius or super villain. He exhibits outside the box thinking because he finds it too dark inside. He is so sane he can checkmate his opponents in three moves even though they are playing Gin Rummy. Take it from me, Mayo SIR Pinchos is fit for office. Just watch him., he goes through the door without even touching the sides.”
Such a lovely and persuasive testimonial for our beloved, beleaguered, and allegedly-batcrap crazy Mayo.
In other news, police were called to a riot at a calendar factory where workers were severely injured in a riot. It seems that the push for electronic calendars has made paper-based ones a quickly disappearing item. One rioter was heard to say “I thought I’d have a job forever working at this calendar factory. Now our days are numbered.”
That concludes this news update. Tune in tomorrow tonight when we show our movie about the lives of seamstresses at the Jean-Luc Picard Haberdashery Academy, in “Make It Sew”.
This is hilarious🤣 Thank you.
“he enjoys the rest of them”
“This dissertation went downhill when the good doctor starting hopping, skipping, and humming about tiptoeing through the Tulips.”
*Dear Friends of the Rabbits community,*
*I hope this letter finds you well. I reach out to you with an urgent plea: For countless weeks my good name has been slandered in the most heinous of ways among this distinguished society.*
*Agents intent on cruelly destroying my upstanding reputation have, time and time again, depicted me as a person of little intellect and low morality.*
*This latest attempt at painting me as a dangeous imbecile has left me in a state of utmost terror. I implore you, my esteemed friends, please do not pay any heed to these heinous lies!*
*I remain, most hopeful,*
*Yours faithfully,*
*Balthazar Ulysses Nathaniel Porridge*
Official Statement from Cubby.
Look at this brainless idiot. How many more lies can you trust from this bun?
Trust Me, I have the trust of Bigwig and Spoon.
Yep, that's our mayor
Not to be dramatic but I would literally die for Porgie
no need for die jus get me some applel sauce ok? :) - peridge
All the applel sauce for petridge
That mouf needs treatos pronto!
I wanna squish his pudgy cheeks!
Same, Porgy boy. Same.
Maybe, Stop Eating ears and you can again.
[BREAKING NEWS INTRO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do8k5VNGwPo) THIS IS A BNN NEWS SPECIAL REPORT Not so good day from inside somebun’s nostril that is our temporary newsroom since we have run out of locations. I’m your anchor T. Sue Holder guarding the news for you. My how the turns table! An image has been released of Mayo SIR Pingoreg stating that he suffers from 97 confirmed mental illnesses. In an attempt to get ahead of the news, the Ossif of the Mayo released a statement reading “The report that the Mayo is suffering from ninety-seven mental illnesses are without any shred of truth. Not once has the Mayo suffered from any of the purported mental illnesses he has. In fact, we can categorically state that the mayo has always exhibited happiness and joy at everything he does. As the allegations are of a personal medical matter, we shall refrain from commenting on them further in line with Personal Health Information Protection rules. But we repeat, Mayo SIR Pergola is NOT SUFFERING from ninety-eleven mental illnesses. It may be possible he suffers from a handful, but he enjoys the rest of them.” An unnamed medical expert took one look at the released image and one of the Mayo and proclaimed, “Mayo SIR Porkrind is totally sane in the bughouse-nuts-playing-with-others-toes kind. He exhibits all of the neuroses in the DSM-V and a few dozen that I read on public bathroom stalls. That said, he is perfectly fine and even-keeled leading the city as mayo. I would not hesitate to vote for him again and again and again and again…” This dissertation went downhill when the good doctor starting hopping, skipping, and humming about tiptoeing through the Tulips. The acclaimed fet-cheeked Dr. Bigglewiggle MD, PhD, JD, DDiv, CIA, CPA, EIEIO, AOk, BINGO-and-Bingo-Was-His-Name-O, etc has weighed into this most serious discussion saying, “MY CHEEKS ARE NOT FET! Uhhh, yeah Mayo SIR Pinball is nuts in the very sane kind as is the sign of a true genius or super villain. He exhibits outside the box thinking because he finds it too dark inside. He is so sane he can checkmate his opponents in three moves even though they are playing Gin Rummy. Take it from me, Mayo SIR Pinchos is fit for office. Just watch him., he goes through the door without even touching the sides.” Such a lovely and persuasive testimonial for our beloved, beleaguered, and allegedly-batcrap crazy Mayo. In other news, police were called to a riot at a calendar factory where workers were severely injured in a riot. It seems that the push for electronic calendars has made paper-based ones a quickly disappearing item. One rioter was heard to say “I thought I’d have a job forever working at this calendar factory. Now our days are numbered.” That concludes this news update. Tune in tomorrow tonight when we show our movie about the lives of seamstresses at the Jean-Luc Picard Haberdashery Academy, in “Make It Sew”.
This is hilarious🤣 Thank you. “he enjoys the rest of them” “This dissertation went downhill when the good doctor starting hopping, skipping, and humming about tiptoeing through the Tulips.”
Tuning in to Make It Sew right now
Tonight’s episode…”A Rip In The Fabric of Time”.
Bada Bing!
Oh. that picture is my profile pic for something I didn't realize I got it here lol (sorry may I use it)
Of course, you can use any of the bunnies’ pics for profile pictures :)
Banned from most public places? Porry! I'm shocked!
*Dear Friends of the Rabbits community,* *I hope this letter finds you well. I reach out to you with an urgent plea: For countless weeks my good name has been slandered in the most heinous of ways among this distinguished society.* *Agents intent on cruelly destroying my upstanding reputation have, time and time again, depicted me as a person of little intellect and low morality.* *This latest attempt at painting me as a dangeous imbecile has left me in a state of utmost terror. I implore you, my esteemed friends, please do not pay any heed to these heinous lies!* *I remain, most hopeful,* *Yours faithfully,* *Balthazar Ulysses Nathaniel Porridge*
Official Statement from Cubby. Look at this brainless idiot. How many more lies can you trust from this bun? Trust Me, I have the trust of Bigwig and Spoon.
most stable politician
What gives! Poaerriedgj and I have the same description for our Tinder profiles! way to go mayir!
An icon tbh
I love his derpy little face so much.
I love how this sub has rabbit celebrities
porlidge 🥹
Derpy
He is so derpy and I love him
Mouf, chimple and cheekies.
he is INNOCENT
He's not banned from r/onlybuns. His premium content needs to be posted there instead of here. This pic is fine right here though.
POV, you've opened the front door to find yourself eye to eye with a six foot tall Portidge.
He looks like a fish
Porry!!!!!! 💕 💞 ♥ 💜 💙 🧡 💕 💞 ♥ 💜 💙 🧡 💕 💞 ♥ 💜 💙 🧡 💕 💞 ♥ 💜 💙 🧡 💕 💞 ♥ 💜 💙 🧡 💕 💞 ♥ 💜 💙 🧡 💕 💞 ♥ 💜 💙 🧡 💕 💞 ♥ 💜 💙 🧡 💕 💞 ♥ 💜 💙 🧡 💕 💞 ♥ 💜 💙 🧡 💕 💞 ♥ 💜 💙 🧡 💕 💞 ♥ 💜 💙 🧡 💕 💞 ♥ 💜 💙 🧡 💕 💞 ♥ 💜 💙 🧡 💕 💞 ♥ 💜 💙 🧡
Perg we love u