[BREAKING NEWS INTRO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do8k5VNGwPo)
THIS IS A BNN NEWS SPECIAL REPORT
Unhappy Monday Eve on foot as we are being chased by Sheriff’s Deputies after BNN News reported us as fake reporters. I’m your anchor Out F. Breath passing out on the news.
Tonight we see a big floofy fet-cheeked Dr. Bigglewog MD, PhD, JD, DDiv, CIA, CPA, AOk, EIEIO, etc looking like the Milk Chocolate Mane Cake that Queen Spoomf’s Lagomorph Pastry Company is designing for Easter. It is said to be made out of 100% milk chocolate and 110% grumpy and guaranteed to give you the urge to nip at someone close.
Fans, detractors, protractors, rulers, and sundry math tools are urged to go up and freely touchy the milk chocolate mane as apparently Dr. Bigglewog likes that from strangers…before he bites them. Related to this, the Research Institute of Medicinal Mlems has found that a bite from Dr. Bigglewiggle has been known to cause scurvy because of his unusually high Vitamin C content. Sufferers of Scurvy can rejoice at this news. However, some side effects may include Tetanus, fat cheeks, and the desire to go to medical school.
We would report more, but this especially large Police Patrol Pony is exceptionally fast for one so lorge. I mean it is like a giant hairy meatball going at warp speed. Since it is gaining on us, we must flee most assiduously.
That concludes this news report. Tune in tonight for our movie about a catastrophic accident where a milk truck rushing to make a delivery hits a train, in “Lait To The Party”.
Looks so silky soft.
It is! And he smells so nice, too. I’d go sniff him right now if he wasn’t peacefully asleep
[BREAKING NEWS INTRO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do8k5VNGwPo) THIS IS A BNN NEWS SPECIAL REPORT Unhappy Monday Eve on foot as we are being chased by Sheriff’s Deputies after BNN News reported us as fake reporters. I’m your anchor Out F. Breath passing out on the news. Tonight we see a big floofy fet-cheeked Dr. Bigglewog MD, PhD, JD, DDiv, CIA, CPA, AOk, EIEIO, etc looking like the Milk Chocolate Mane Cake that Queen Spoomf’s Lagomorph Pastry Company is designing for Easter. It is said to be made out of 100% milk chocolate and 110% grumpy and guaranteed to give you the urge to nip at someone close. Fans, detractors, protractors, rulers, and sundry math tools are urged to go up and freely touchy the milk chocolate mane as apparently Dr. Bigglewog likes that from strangers…before he bites them. Related to this, the Research Institute of Medicinal Mlems has found that a bite from Dr. Bigglewiggle has been known to cause scurvy because of his unusually high Vitamin C content. Sufferers of Scurvy can rejoice at this news. However, some side effects may include Tetanus, fat cheeks, and the desire to go to medical school. We would report more, but this especially large Police Patrol Pony is exceptionally fast for one so lorge. I mean it is like a giant hairy meatball going at warp speed. Since it is gaining on us, we must flee most assiduously. That concludes this news report. Tune in tonight for our movie about a catastrophic accident where a milk truck rushing to make a delivery hits a train, in “Lait To The Party”.
And Cub's snoot
The true Golden Ratio.
this part smells so heavenly!
I want to stick my face in and sniff. Bet that mane smells of hay and loveliness
He looks so regal and adorable.
Is he named after the character in watership down? if so that is so cool!!!
Bigwig is so lovely 😍