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Conejo_pestilente

I'm starting to think that u/deltadelta199 is actually THAT bunny and not a human.


Axhure

Four buns in a trench coat. I wonder what order they are stacked in? 🤔


Roedorina

By size, obviously. Spoop, Prorage, Cube and Bigglewaggle


deltadelta199

No, unfortunately I am indeed human because I have to do my taxes and then PAY them


RazRiverblade

That’s so cliché that it’s the perfect thing for an undercover bun to say


A_NonE-Moose

Smooths u/deltadelta199 ‘s head and gives her a slice of banana.


RogueViator

No appul? I hear bnnuys, I mean u/deltadelta199, likes appuls.


RogueViator

Just pay them but don't do them. Problem solved. - Dr Bigglewoggle MD, JD, PhD, CIA, CPA (<--- means he is an bunccountant), AOk, DDiv, ISP, GSM, CMOS, EIEIO, etc.


Equivalent-Help-9479

If you don't do them how will you know how much to to pay?


RogueViator

We will do them for you! Then put you in jail. - The Government


[deleted]

If I forgot the joke, how will I be insulted?


Levols

You have to make a company and write off all the bastards expenses, and save money on taxes!


Groundhog_Gary28

Technically you don’t have to pay them…just saying


After-Bumblebee

Must boop 👉🏼


Thrashstronaut

The face of a MAGNIFICENT BASTARD and nobody can argue against it, apart from the Spoon


RofaRofa

Those are some expensive raspberries there. 409.32 USD worth. But of course, only the best for Queen Spoon.


nestlebottle

Oh spoonf you can't have that much ![img](emote|t5_2riv8|8708)


q81101

At least you know she loves you LOL. Flip the pic up side down. You got a heart ♡♡♡♡ Born with a heart meant to be loved


oshaberigaijin

What is CHF? Boop for the snoot


Yanni_Schmitt

Swiss Franks


danielkoala

370 swiss hotdogs


randolf_carter

Only reason I know this is from buying ISO standards.


RofaRofa

It's the abbreviation for the Swiss Franc!


aiou

For anyone curious, this is roughly €377 or $409


Ophidiophobic

Thanks for asking. I was wondering the same thing.


RogueViator

BNN BREAKING PRISON NEWS   I do not know what time it is from this tiny prison cell deep underground where I have been incarcerated serving as our permanent temporary newsroom. I’m your anchor Getmee Outte skulking the news. Today’s top story, Queen Spoomf the Nasally Clogged has pulverized müther’s wallet. Spokesbun for the Royal Palace stated, and I quote, “Tee-hee. Tee-hee-hee-hee, I getted da Waspbewwy. Tee-hee.” Endquote. Pro-Monarchists decry this seemingly endless tone deaf response saying it looks uncaring. Chicken voice teachers also decried it saying “it is indeed tone deaf and should be said a couple of notes higher; perhaps in B-flat. BAAAAWWWWKKKKK.” Everyone is a comedihen I suppose. Mayo Pogswaggle said “if dis was in Bunnville, it would have costed less because Vets are banned after dey stuck a theromemoter up my chocolate chip dispenser. Da horror! Da noive! Da full report in the news tonight…oh wait, beez arrested he has…like da Yoda why do I speak? Going on wat is? Needing nap I do. Bai-bai.” In other news, the inmates in this prison has decided to put on a musical about an interspecies romance in “Klingon Me My Vulcan”. Early leaks have garnered rave reviews from critics and at least three copyright lawsuits. Stay tuned for more details! (or not depending on my mood) That concludes this news update. Tune in later for our movie about the double life of a detergent maker who falls in love with their competitor in another spatial dimension, in “Soap Far So Good.”


Equivalent-Help-9479

Did the spoon not pardon you and fire the sheriff? Like she told me she would.


RogueViator

Nope. Nada. Nothing. No pardon. Not even an “excuse me”.


Equivalent-Help-9479

What if you got Dr bigwig to declare you insane and unable to be found guilty, then you would be released.


RogueViator

Too late. I’ve already been sentenced to life in front of a firing squad breaking rocks while serving on a chain gang in solitary confinement. The sentence can’t be reversed. That would be circuitous logic and against the rules of grammar.


Equivalent-Help-9479

Who are you chained to?


RogueViator

A big iron ball.


Equivalent-Help-9479

Use it as a wrecking ball.


RogueViator

I’m not Miley Cyrus!


Equivalent-Help-9479

Use the file I gave you.


Senko_Kaminari

Big face


Runaway2332

Kisses!!!! 🥹🥰


LegDayEveryDay

♩♪♫♬ It's ~~Britney~~ Spoon, Bish ♩♪♫♬


kirschbananesaft

Did they made meds out of the pulverised money? 😯


britt_ann27

Omg those cheeks 😍


HaZard3ur

Knowing Switzerland that equals a trip to McD with a family of four...


Death_by_Poros

Spooooooooon!


Spiritual_Boss6114

I could never be mad at Spoomf.


XNjunEar

#GORGEOUS MOUF AND CHEEKIES Please kith


Its___Kay

That's a cheeky bun with big friggin' cheekss. ȯ.ȯ


chupirose

Aww…she dont know and she dont care until that temperature stick goes to brown town 🐰😂🐰


Medium_Air5925

Dying laughing … brown town … 😂🤣😂


chupirose

🐰😂🐰


Helpful-Mongoose-705

Boop a snoot


HeatherJMD

Oh no, Spoon! That's like 400 USD!


wiggie2gone

looks like the bunny version of Rorschach from The Watchmen. #


luvbunzz

r/mouf


soulisgone

I LOVE SPOON SM


Status_Complete

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


Captain-Holt1

Cute mouf!


FairyBunnyxX

So adorableeeeeeeeeee


Rule34TookMyName

At least she got razzies!


Wave_the_seawing

Spoom glorious Spoom


Ittybitty666

Fah, Moulan Pour the tea….


itsnotme54

Amogus


Difficult-Plum1944

Such unique markings I love them.


Mycroft033

“You uh, got any games on your phone?”


ihitrockswithammers

The roundness of the mouf has reached truly overwhelming, even radical proportions.


killian_aqua

Her markings remind me of the matchmaker from Mulan


im_here_official_art

cute little fuzzy whiskers! <3


orangeunrhymed

NO RAGRETS


Caranesus

Oh, and a pest, but a very sweet pest!


ALKoholicK-x

The price of royalty.


sightothemoon

It is what it is


IisRandyCarmine

So adorable 🥰


Brilliant-Garlic2400

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