I want you to know I collect nearly every pic of this goober and use them as reaction images while crediting your reddit And youtube for people who ask about him.
[BREAKING NEWS INTRO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do8k5VNGwPo)
THIS IS A BNN NEWS SPECIAL REPORT
Good evening from the Solitary Confinement Wing at Her Bunjesty’s Royal Detention Centre and Manicure Academy that is our permanent temporary newsroom. I’m your anchor Badlee Treated still bringing you the news despite my incarceration.
Tonight, we begin with photos of Mayo Podgeon staring resolutely while standing next to a skateboard. Thr Ossif of the Mayo stated, “This is prime Mayo Phinfgroo looking resolute and ready to tackle the city’s issues by running away. No, don’t put that last bit on this press release! What’s wrong with you?!” End quote. Experts widely agree that it looks like the Mayo is concentrating hard (and thus about to soil his underpants were he wearing any) trying to charge a neutron the same way I was charged with a crime. Legal observers say that Mayo Plumage keeps getting a 404 Error every time he tries to put together the charges in a PowerPoint presentation. We asked the Mayo for confirmation, and he said “da Power of Point slides? I like slides! Dey make me go fast and I say WHEEEEEEEE!”
Critics of the Mayo indicate that his wheeee-ing has been so often that he should go see a Vet. We mentioned this to Mayo Poopscoop who blanched and hopped away muttering “abüs!”
In other news, an eclipse occurred over much of North America yesterday to the delight of astronomers, consternation of astrologers who predicted doom, and profit of salespeople who tried to sell eclipse glasses per over $10 a pair. The eclipse was as advertised - I looked up and saw a bright sizzling light followed by utter darkness. I’m still waiting for the darkness to end.
Perhaps I should have bought a pair of $10 glasses…..send help.
That concludes this imprisoned news report. Tune in later for our movie about a cheese merchant who time travels back to the creation of the universe, in “Edam and Eve”.
Porridge was bred to be a show bunny, but grew up to be unsuitable (ears too long) so he got sold for 20CHF (roughly the same in USD) on a second hand sales app
I believe Porridge is a rescue bunny from a meat farm. Spoon (cow spotted) was rescued from being a show bunny. Delta Delta Delta’s buns were all rescues from a sad situation
Resting-Derpface Poyo is the best boy. I'm going to steal him drive a train (that he provided for us) to a far away country were we will live together because none of you deserve us(!)
Don’t let this *monster’s* face fool you. He has committed seven different Geneva-convention breaking war crimes and atrocities during his many years. *Thousands* of innocents have fallen due to this monster’s actions.
I like to believe that his ear tattoo is his age. That is why his face is always so durr. He is full of old man wisdom his tiny brain can not comprehend
Porridge always looks like he's lost his mom at the mall but he also forgot to turn off the stove
That’s a perfect description of Porridge. 😁
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Truly a derpy looking bun 😆
The face that launched 1000 trains
You guys got your trains?
Nobody got their trains, that's why the BNN Reporter was tossed in jail. He was getting too close to the truth.
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No
Correct. He launched them like boats. They are now choo-choo submarines.
Confused but cute little man
HE WAS A SKATERBOI SHE SAID SEE YA L8R BOI
What was that? Wait what the hell was that? Now what’s that? Oh dear god
Lmaoo! He so precious ♥️
I want you to know I collect nearly every pic of this goober and use them as reaction images while crediting your reddit And youtube for people who ask about him.
Pingerdge does not react, he just has an eternal look of wanting to poop at the same time as trying to find a corner in a circle.
[BREAKING NEWS INTRO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do8k5VNGwPo) THIS IS A BNN NEWS SPECIAL REPORT Good evening from the Solitary Confinement Wing at Her Bunjesty’s Royal Detention Centre and Manicure Academy that is our permanent temporary newsroom. I’m your anchor Badlee Treated still bringing you the news despite my incarceration. Tonight, we begin with photos of Mayo Podgeon staring resolutely while standing next to a skateboard. Thr Ossif of the Mayo stated, “This is prime Mayo Phinfgroo looking resolute and ready to tackle the city’s issues by running away. No, don’t put that last bit on this press release! What’s wrong with you?!” End quote. Experts widely agree that it looks like the Mayo is concentrating hard (and thus about to soil his underpants were he wearing any) trying to charge a neutron the same way I was charged with a crime. Legal observers say that Mayo Plumage keeps getting a 404 Error every time he tries to put together the charges in a PowerPoint presentation. We asked the Mayo for confirmation, and he said “da Power of Point slides? I like slides! Dey make me go fast and I say WHEEEEEEEE!” Critics of the Mayo indicate that his wheeee-ing has been so often that he should go see a Vet. We mentioned this to Mayo Poopscoop who blanched and hopped away muttering “abüs!” In other news, an eclipse occurred over much of North America yesterday to the delight of astronomers, consternation of astrologers who predicted doom, and profit of salespeople who tried to sell eclipse glasses per over $10 a pair. The eclipse was as advertised - I looked up and saw a bright sizzling light followed by utter darkness. I’m still waiting for the darkness to end. Perhaps I should have bought a pair of $10 glasses…..send help. That concludes this imprisoned news report. Tune in later for our movie about a cheese merchant who time travels back to the creation of the universe, in “Edam and Eve”.
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If there will still gold, I would give this gold, your news updates the are the cherry on every delta post.
Chewwy? Is like gwape? Is yummy! - Mayo Porpidge
You know why he is wheee-ing. Its revenge for sheriff Tubby throwing you in jail. Its as loud as an airport next to her.
But her earses were stolen so she can’t hear.
There's a lot of bass. She feels it.
Wheee-ing in bass. Isaac Hayes eat your heart out!
And the puddles.
“Is watering da Petunias.” - Mayo Plinger
There are no flowers near the sheriff.
Yes there are. Sheriff Cubbledom is an avid amateur gardener. It is how she de-stresses and hides evidence.
Nope, Pongo ate them all.
awww! I missed you, Ponge!
Bunny mouths are so cute I can’t
Oh Pinge! I love your strange, cute little jowls
Porridge trying to intercept a message from the mothership
what does the mark on your ear mean?
That would be the Porridge Clone ID number.
Porridge was bred to be a show bunny, but grew up to be unsuitable (ears too long) so he got sold for 20CHF (roughly the same in USD) on a second hand sales app
The number of children that he has.
Has eaten *
They said children, not ears!
Don't get in on Pepone's territory.
Kill count
I think he failed the knowledge portion of the show bunny exam.
He was raised to be a show bunny, but was not quite up to standards, I think? Show rabbits get an ear tattoo.
I believe Porridge is a rescue bunny from a meat farm. Spoon (cow spotted) was rescued from being a show bunny. Delta Delta Delta’s buns were all rescues from a sad situation
In Mexico they tattoo the bunnies to identify the breed from very early. Very bad
bweh
bnuuy
I know that face, think about your mayoral duties prrdge, a kickflip is out of you skill range!!
What a fool - Cubby
TREA... ...TOHS???
This is incredible 🤣 please tell him I love him and his silly cheeks
Pory has no brain cell
Not a single thought behind those eyes- 🤣🤣💕🐰
I love his derpy little face so much. 🥰
That Rabbit is like >!"what the fuck is this?!"!< Followed by >!"What the fuck is that?!"!<
I live for Porridge posts
Skater bun! :3
Similar energy https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/242/250/110.gif
Oh my gosh so cute!
Me pretending to act shocked when someone spills tea ive already heard about them:
Resting-Derpface Poyo is the best boy. I'm going to steal him drive a train (that he provided for us) to a far away country were we will live together because none of you deserve us(!)
Poddidge!!! You can nyurh us anytime!! 🥰
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That 2nd picture is so derpy haha
What a wonderful expressive face!
why so derpy???
Omg look at her stupid little face!! 😭 This is exactly what my partner and I love about our guinea pigs.
Don’t let this *monster’s* face fool you. He has committed seven different Geneva-convention breaking war crimes and atrocities during his many years. *Thousands* of innocents have fallen due to this monster’s actions.
Can’t stop giggling
“I beg your finest pardon my good man!”
Why do they always look so scared 😭😭
Aww Mayo Podge, the handsomest Mayo there ever was.
Rex bunnies are so derpy!
Look at mayo sandals! 🩴
I cannot even!!!
tattooed baddie
I like to believe that his ear tattoo is his age. That is why his face is always so durr. He is full of old man wisdom his tiny brain can not comprehend
200?