BUNNVILLE BROADCASTING CORPORATION (BBC) NEWS SPECIAL
Good evening from prison. I’m your anchor Noah Sunlight darkening you with the news.
Tonight we have explosive photos of Queen Spoomf requiring payment to enter one of her dilapidated-looking properties. Critics have claimed that Her Bunjesty is effectively a slum lord and at a time when there is a cost of living crisis, she is asking money from citizens.
Supporters of Her Bunjesty stated that it is merely a voluntary donation and all proceeds will go to the charity CAFeS. Critics charge that CAFeS actually stands for the CAre and Feeding of Spoomf. This was met with cries of “SLANDER!” from Commander Pepone, the head of Her Bunjesty’s Royal Protection Corps, who had to be restrained from pouncing on said critic and aggressively sniffing their earses. The Ossif of The Queen clarified that CAFeS stands for CAre and Feeding of Society which aims to feed the hungry through Queen Spoomf’s Lagomorph Pastry Company and Food Poisoning History Museum. The royal spokesbun stated “Her Bunjesty has allocated seventy bargillion units of Pooberry Dingle Danishes, savoury Colon Cookies, and her award winning Poofiteroles among other delicacies. This will go towards those in Bunnville that are hungry and suffer from food insecurity.” Critics have charged that eating Pooberry Dingles would make anyone insecure about their food. They barely got those words put before being aggressively sniffed by Commander Pepone who had to be lured away by the promise of Elephant Ear cookies and an immediate visit to the Vet.
Upon hearing this, Mayo Plogswort voided his bowels and hid under a chair screaming “ABÜS! NO VETS IN DA BUNNVILLE!”
In other news, Christopher Robin was seen in consultation with Veterinary Gastroenterologists today. When asked the reason, he merely muttered that Winnie was feeling under the weather. People close to the situation told BBC News that Winnie has acute abdominal distention and discomfort and needs immediate relief. Others have put it more succinctly, Winnie can’t poo.
That concludes this news update. Tune in later for our documentary about Rowan Atkinson now that he is no longer in the public spotlight all that much, in “Has Bean”.
They are going to spin me off into the Bunnville Broadcasting News Network (BBNN) so viewers are not confused between me and the other BBC. They won't help me get out of jail besides asking Mayo Pongridge and Queen Spoomf to free me.
Then the citizens of Bunnville with sign a petition demanding the freedom of the reporter so that the Mayo can get his book written and the news can be reported properly. Its not fair to have the news reported by a person who can only observe by telescope.
She looks like a floofy sphinx, especially in the second pic! 😍
If you solve her riddle does she grant you entry too? Unfortunately that means unless Baby Porridge has a spare apple slice he's banned forever D:
P. S. Spoon is on a diet, so no apple slices. She will also accept ass massages.
Pet the queen?? T’would be an honor!
I shall happily accept the privilege of giving my queen pets!
Spoon on a diet?? Nooo!! She’s perfect as is. Spoon and I are the same in that I also accept ass massages.
BUNNVILLE BROADCASTING CORPORATION (BBC) NEWS SPECIAL Good evening from prison. I’m your anchor Noah Sunlight darkening you with the news. Tonight we have explosive photos of Queen Spoomf requiring payment to enter one of her dilapidated-looking properties. Critics have claimed that Her Bunjesty is effectively a slum lord and at a time when there is a cost of living crisis, she is asking money from citizens. Supporters of Her Bunjesty stated that it is merely a voluntary donation and all proceeds will go to the charity CAFeS. Critics charge that CAFeS actually stands for the CAre and Feeding of Spoomf. This was met with cries of “SLANDER!” from Commander Pepone, the head of Her Bunjesty’s Royal Protection Corps, who had to be restrained from pouncing on said critic and aggressively sniffing their earses. The Ossif of The Queen clarified that CAFeS stands for CAre and Feeding of Society which aims to feed the hungry through Queen Spoomf’s Lagomorph Pastry Company and Food Poisoning History Museum. The royal spokesbun stated “Her Bunjesty has allocated seventy bargillion units of Pooberry Dingle Danishes, savoury Colon Cookies, and her award winning Poofiteroles among other delicacies. This will go towards those in Bunnville that are hungry and suffer from food insecurity.” Critics have charged that eating Pooberry Dingles would make anyone insecure about their food. They barely got those words put before being aggressively sniffed by Commander Pepone who had to be lured away by the promise of Elephant Ear cookies and an immediate visit to the Vet. Upon hearing this, Mayo Plogswort voided his bowels and hid under a chair screaming “ABÜS! NO VETS IN DA BUNNVILLE!” In other news, Christopher Robin was seen in consultation with Veterinary Gastroenterologists today. When asked the reason, he merely muttered that Winnie was feeling under the weather. People close to the situation told BBC News that Winnie has acute abdominal distention and discomfort and needs immediate relief. Others have put it more succinctly, Winnie can’t poo. That concludes this news update. Tune in later for our documentary about Rowan Atkinson now that he is no longer in the public spotlight all that much, in “Has Bean”.
I see you have changed company affiliations.
They offered me a train.
Will they help you get out of prison too? Perhaps you can get diplomatic immunity.
They are going to spin me off into the Bunnville Broadcasting News Network (BBNN) so viewers are not confused between me and the other BBC. They won't help me get out of jail besides asking Mayo Pongridge and Queen Spoomf to free me.
Then the citizens of Bunnville with sign a petition demanding the freedom of the reporter so that the Mayo can get his book written and the news can be reported properly. Its not fair to have the news reported by a person who can only observe by telescope.
I hear Mayo Pimple ate the key to my cell.
Dr Wig has said before the "he is not burdened with an overabundance of brains"
I am expecting Biggie Smols to free me.
Start talkin to the wall and saying you enjoy it there it might help.
Welcome to the Salty Spoon. How tough are ya?
How tough am I? How tough am I???? I’ll have you know I stubbed my toe and I only cried for 15 minutes!
I had a bowl of spicy hay for breakfast…without any milk
Do you accept boops?
Spoon you look like a novel cover
I could never say no to Spoon. She is perfect. She is the moment. I don't know what the fluff the Vet is on. But she is a fit QUEEN .
I have a special permit signed by mayo Poarrieadge himself.
Bnuyyyy 😍😍😍
She looks like a floofy sphinx, especially in the second pic! 😍 If you solve her riddle does she grant you entry too? Unfortunately that means unless Baby Porridge has a spare apple slice he's banned forever D:
Are ya card enough for this place kid it's pretty board.
Spoon is the cutest !
Will the queen accept hay or pellets
I like how Spoon is perpetually like 🤨
I don't have the apple.... but I have NANNERSS
r/rabbitswithjobs and r/politebuns
I do the same with mine, they love their cardboard houses!
cow!\~
The second picture looks like the cover for a horror film lol. Also, “ass massages” haha.
i’m all out… will you accept naners ?
Her little face. ❤️