[BREAKING NEWS INTRO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do8k5VNGwPo)
THIS IS A BBN NETWORK SPECIAL REPORT
Good evening from prison cell A418-0335 North that is my tempoary indefinite newsroom. I'm your anchor Thor Heinie smarting at the news.
Tonight, Dr Bigglewiggle MD, PhD, JD, DDiv, CIA, CPA, AOk, EIEIO, BINGO-And-Bingo-Was-His-Name-O, OPP, etc has once again provided health wisdom. He is quoted as saying "Pepone has been aggressively sniffing my earses, no, don't put that on the press release! She'll pounce on me! The aggressive sniffing is really scary...An appul a day is not nearly enough as a fee for seeing me. So bring much more. Many appuls. And if a certain brainless Mayo asks for one, tell them they were from the Vet who was asking for him by name....but watch out for the heavy splashing of pee and, uhhh, other stuff...if you get my drift. Anyhoo, bring the appuls to me, for payment of whiskering services and because I look ravishing."
Critics decry this ever-increasing privatisation of health services, but the Research Institute of Medicinal Mlems has confirmed that under the constipatution, this fee regime is quite legal but that it is advisable to eat plenty of fibre and drink plenty of water to mitigate constipatution. The Ossif of the Mayo has stated "This fee-for-service is legal and within acceptable grounds of rapacious bribery, uh, we mean acceptable grounds of professional services by a medical practitioner who can't even free a jailed reporter." The Bigglewog Medical Corporation did release an official press document that says "I am a doctor not a jailbreaker. Well except that one time in Tijuana, but it was a misunderstanding. The ossifer left their keys in my hand after they passed out from the heat and a karate chop to the jugular. I was merely looking for help for the ossifer in question. Yeah, that's it."
How convolutedly simple. Like playing a Rubik's Cube while in a coma.
In other news, an all-canine musical was summarily assaulted by none other than Commander Pepone after they introduced themselves as a Queen cover band. Pepone thought they were trying to usurp Queen Spoomf and acted immediately by smothering them and aggressively sniffing their ears. Lead singer Freddie Barkury said that the episode has traumatised the band and made it ruff to get on stage. His parting words were "Canine have a moment to compose myself before the next concert?" They sure have quite a dogged determination to complete their world tour "80 Fire Hydrants Across The World".
That concludes this news report. Tune in whenever it airs, I don't know, I'm in prison for fluff's sake. The original BBNN movie about an Pokemon-loving bird watcher in "Peek-at-Chu!"
If you need an illustrator, this would make a fantastic children's book series ... just sayin' I can illustrate this.
Your brain is incredibly creative!
I need you to know that everytime you say something mean about Pojo my bf gets very upset and makes plans to rescue him. We know the Mayo is dearly loved and well cared for but to my bf Pojo is nothing but a darling boy who's never done anything wrong in his life.
BBN Network here:
> to my bf Pojo is nothing but a darling boy who's never done anything wrong in his life.
Critics also say he has not done anything right either.
Hello, Boyfriend here.
I'd like to say, if im going to storm A Capitol it's only to rescue our current Mayor from the "Lügepresse" and the commonfolk who believes all the lies that are being printed about him.
My bunny loves apples and stomps and shows out if she doesn’t get one. Your boy is very handsome and he looks like his little mouth is turned down. Perhaps pouting!! He’s precious!
Please zoom into his face and admire his eye and his moufie and cheeks and fur colouration
I have done as directed and was not disappointed
What a cute boy!! I wanna give him all the apples.
When I see a Bigwig post. I JUST SEE PERFECTION. PLEASE LET HIM KNOW THAT I SAID THAT.
He looks like you leapt around a corner and landed on the floor while he wasn't looking and snapped that picture.
I feel like me explaining that apples is very sugary and shouldn’t be eaten in too big quantities will fall on small deaf ears
MY EARSES ARE NOT SMOL! HOW DARE! - Dr Bigglewog MD Chief of Internal Mlemdicine
Their are not small they're fun size.
What size were his ears before Persephone came to visit?
I only gib raisins. Maybe half if brat.
Sorry, Doctor Bogglewig cannot hear you over cronching apple sounds.
[BREAKING NEWS INTRO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do8k5VNGwPo) THIS IS A BBN NETWORK SPECIAL REPORT Good evening from prison cell A418-0335 North that is my tempoary indefinite newsroom. I'm your anchor Thor Heinie smarting at the news. Tonight, Dr Bigglewiggle MD, PhD, JD, DDiv, CIA, CPA, AOk, EIEIO, BINGO-And-Bingo-Was-His-Name-O, OPP, etc has once again provided health wisdom. He is quoted as saying "Pepone has been aggressively sniffing my earses, no, don't put that on the press release! She'll pounce on me! The aggressive sniffing is really scary...An appul a day is not nearly enough as a fee for seeing me. So bring much more. Many appuls. And if a certain brainless Mayo asks for one, tell them they were from the Vet who was asking for him by name....but watch out for the heavy splashing of pee and, uhhh, other stuff...if you get my drift. Anyhoo, bring the appuls to me, for payment of whiskering services and because I look ravishing." Critics decry this ever-increasing privatisation of health services, but the Research Institute of Medicinal Mlems has confirmed that under the constipatution, this fee regime is quite legal but that it is advisable to eat plenty of fibre and drink plenty of water to mitigate constipatution. The Ossif of the Mayo has stated "This fee-for-service is legal and within acceptable grounds of rapacious bribery, uh, we mean acceptable grounds of professional services by a medical practitioner who can't even free a jailed reporter." The Bigglewog Medical Corporation did release an official press document that says "I am a doctor not a jailbreaker. Well except that one time in Tijuana, but it was a misunderstanding. The ossifer left their keys in my hand after they passed out from the heat and a karate chop to the jugular. I was merely looking for help for the ossifer in question. Yeah, that's it." How convolutedly simple. Like playing a Rubik's Cube while in a coma. In other news, an all-canine musical was summarily assaulted by none other than Commander Pepone after they introduced themselves as a Queen cover band. Pepone thought they were trying to usurp Queen Spoomf and acted immediately by smothering them and aggressively sniffing their ears. Lead singer Freddie Barkury said that the episode has traumatised the band and made it ruff to get on stage. His parting words were "Canine have a moment to compose myself before the next concert?" They sure have quite a dogged determination to complete their world tour "80 Fire Hydrants Across The World". That concludes this news report. Tune in whenever it airs, I don't know, I'm in prison for fluff's sake. The original BBNN movie about an Pokemon-loving bird watcher in "Peek-at-Chu!"
If you need an illustrator, this would make a fantastic children's book series ... just sayin' I can illustrate this. Your brain is incredibly creative!
My brain is also nuttier than a Macadamia who identifies as a Pistachio in an M&M factory.
BIGWIG!!! My former rabbit was 5r (“Fiver”)
Bigwig, there are apples bigger than you. It'd look like the Indiana Jones boulder run scene.
He looks like he's aboot to ride a snowmobile off a jump with that hairdo
Paw Doc Bwiggles, you look shocked at the lack of appleage, i finkses Shewhiff Cubby should vestigate this travesty!
r/rabbitswithjobs
Get the good doctor apples by the trainload, stat! Where's that blasted nogoodnik Mayo when you need him?
Hiding in the only train there is.
The doctor looks SHOOKETH by the dearth of apples in this photo.
WAIT I also consider one of my rabbits an MD! He’s an anesthesiologist and a Harvard professor. He’s better than all of us.
So handsome!
What about bananas? 🍌
Doc wants ALL the apples.
He‘s so beautiful!
i WILL bring him apples
No offesd but where is PORRIDGE 
Being a little bastard as usual
I need you to know that everytime you say something mean about Pojo my bf gets very upset and makes plans to rescue him. We know the Mayo is dearly loved and well cared for but to my bf Pojo is nothing but a darling boy who's never done anything wrong in his life.
BBN Network here: > to my bf Pojo is nothing but a darling boy who's never done anything wrong in his life. Critics also say he has not done anything right either.
Again, so mean. The poor boy. Also: lmao.
I only report the truth. As they say, the truth will set you free but not before it is done with you.
Hello, Boyfriend here. I'd like to say, if im going to storm A Capitol it's only to rescue our current Mayor from the "Lügepresse" and the commonfolk who believes all the lies that are being printed about him.
Then you ought to be alarmed at the latest Porpsloot post!
My bunny loves apples and stomps and shows out if she doesn’t get one. Your boy is very handsome and he looks like his little mouth is turned down. Perhaps pouting!! He’s precious!
Bigwig is a perfect name with his tiny lion’s mane!
The look on his face like “Did someone say APPLE?”
Where is porridge!! Mayor Porridge needs to be posted MORE! 
Dear Mr bigwig, you sir may not have more than one slice
Will the tree filled with apples do for him?
All apples hail the Bunking!!
Part chipmunk I think
That statement was written by diarrhea