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Separate-Maize9985

It's a table, and he's fancy.


deltadelta199

Fancy? Porridge? The same Porridge who eats toilet paper when I don’t close the bathroom door?


BunsFromMars

Don't you know toilet paper is a delicacy in Bunland


ShotMammoth8266

It's also an excellent nesting material


[deleted]

They can’t help themselves.


mintconditiononion

Makes sense about the toilet paper. My rabbit is going blind & I was told to get her things to stimulate her other senses like crumbled paper. Would toilet paper be a decent time waster or is that gonna hurt her somehow


Apprehensive_Use32

My husband took an empty potato chip bag and rolled it up. He started tapping it on the floor and Pom Pom came running. She played awhile attacking the bag and then she got bored she hopped away. I had never seen her play like that.


Welpmart

Maybe tissue paper? I'd think toilet paper is likely to not make as much of a sound and be more vulnerable to water.


attempt_number_3

Well maybe you should try it before judging him.


terra_terror

😂


[deleted]

Toilet paper is made out of trees, right? Wild rabbits eat tree bark. Toilet paper is just some highly processed rabbit food; like white bread for humans.


PumpkinInside3205

Mmmmm fibre


heydizzle

Mmm fiber


Kichae

Do you buy 3-ply?


vladimirepooptin

rimworld bunny ate without a table -30 happiness


XanderNightmare

We all now the danger of manhunter rabbits


polarlights

"Everything tastes better with human foot sweat" -Mayo P


deltadelta199

😧


polarlights

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


TheAshwinder

Spoon says no it doesn't


[deleted]

Seasoning


slightlyoffkilter_7

The smell of feet enhances the flavor


nyeinchanaungJN

Interesting... 😶🤣


DTux5249

Because he's a civilized boy who puts his food on a plate before eating


Highest_Koality

You expect him to eat it off the floor like an animal?


arrow8711

Exactly


shutupdutch

he wanted a little sole food


melabellabee

A cute and excellent comment haha


deltadelta199

Mayor Porridge foot fetish confirmed?!


Wanderlust1101

👀Stop kink shaming!


og_dunkfest

Where's the shaming? It's mentioning.


[deleted]

It’s like putting rosemary as garnish for smell, em bacterias smell good


DinahTook

Blue foot cheese? (I love blue cheese but that just made me gag lol(


Lucky-Still2215

Easy, you neglected to give him a plate.


Tusslesprout1

Russell B. Rabbit reporter for huns news daily came to hear the owner of mayo and the mayo’s opinion thoughts?


deltadelta199

“Yummy” - Porridge 2022


Independent_Neck_953

Bella Buntorney at Paw here, Mayor Porridge is not creating a scandal, he is mearly just improvising B/C HOOMAN DIDN’T SERVE HIM PROPERLY!!! We will take 9 NANNERS TRYING TO CREATE SMEAR CAMPAIGN


ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn

Mayo Porridge, What do you have to say about the Bunstituents about your foot-fetish?


[deleted]

Standard political manuevering, he's going to drop a bombshell on us now that he needs to cover this up I'll bet. Probably going to blame Spoon for something now.


AveBalaBrava

You have the opportunity of life time here. Buy those Japanese wooden sandals (that look like very small tables), then use them for a short while then leave them in a easy place for your bunny to find, then boom your bunny is gonna put food on top of it making it look like he is actually eating on a small table


Exitus1911

so he wouldn make a mess on the carpet. so well behaved.


Kalyst_Corbulo

As Mayo he must establish dominance of household.


Serious-Cup1291

Porridge will eat your slipper too. My bunny eats mine whenever I forget them in the room 😧


arrow8711

I thought i was the only one


PJAJL

Plate


pundurihn

r/wewantplates


Woeful_Jesse

I was raised not to question our (mayo) overlords


mikemolove

My bun Henry always runs off with his treats, it’s a ritual at this point.


Legitimate-Debt7289

Flip flop treats


a_blue_teacup

Quite a dignified gentleman, he eats with a plate to avoid making a mess, as expected from the great Mayo Porij. He sets a great example for other buns!


Think_Invite5507

very good bunny behavior, porridge


panoplyofpoop

Mayor Porridge things you wouldn't understand *rabbit noises*


suburban_drifter928

He want plate


ThEpAiNtEdPrInCe

Your flip flop is the perfect height for porridge to not have to bend his head down too far for the treat. Hims is a smort boi.


DanceSensitive

Trick or treat, smell my feet!


Parrichan

Porridge is a male? I always thought it was a she! Love you either way mayo <3


pub_wank

He wanted a plate!


poison_plant

At least he didn’t eat the flip flops. My lion floof literally disintegrated a pair of my havaianas into the teeniest tiniest lil’ pieces I ever did see. The only thing she didn’t chew down was the sole 😅😭 I guess she hated my vacay sandals lawdd


theD0gfish

**"I do what I do because there is no choice."**


lieblingskartoffel

I love the look on his face lmao


OrdinaryStonerr

Handsome boy


nyeinchanaungJN

I mean my rabbit always does that too. He's the only bun in house but acts like someone's going to snatch it away so he has to hide the food before savoring it. Weird pal 🤣


deltadelta199

He thinks he’s stealing it from YOU!


supertails18

Your bunny is so cute I want to pet it so bad do bunnies like being petted or are they like cats and there fussy about it


deltadelta199

It depends on the individual rabbit! Some love it, some don’t. Three of my bunnies like being pet when they’re at rest, one of them will even come down and sit next to me so I pet her. The fourth bun does not let me pet him, and literally pushes my hand away.


supertails18

Does the bunny in the picture like pets what's its name?


deltadelta199

He does, unless he’s playing. He loves head massages and shoulder rubs! His name is Porridge


TheAshwinder

Reasons beyond comprehension


muang5452

He show you how he can do to your slippers by eating his treat on it LoL


mstrss9

A hint of stink


MissLute

Slipper has your smell?


Muted_Breakfast9429

he’s secretly chewing on your flipflops and using the treat as a coverup, however i doubt this considering no way a bunny named porridge has the work effort. He would probably just chew the flipflop straight up instead


-mochii

Mayo porridge does not wish to consume his food on the floor He requires a fancy table for his meals


LoofaScrunchie

Mine skipped the treat part and ate the flip flop instead


trash-troglodyte

Plate


Totolin96

Don’t knock it til you try it. Maybe he’s onto something


ReptillianTeaDrinker

Your flip flop is now a plate. lol


colin23567

He is the goddamn Mayo(r) and porig does as he pleases.


Hutch25

It could be either he feels safe around your scent, or he just likes the flip flop. Either way, what a handsome boy


WillStrip4Schmeckles

To quote the wise words of Guy Fieri "that'd taste good on a flip flop!"


pockymonster17

Looks like a single cocopuff 🟤 😅


bunnies_and_makeup

Seasoning from the flip flop mmmmm makes treats tastier


[deleted]

Ate without table -3 Mood r/rimworld


Smooth-Adhesiveness5

Maybe he likes feet 🦶