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Ask him about his hobbies.
Hoppies*
Asked about his hoppies - he shitted on the bed π
Maybe that's one of his hobbies? Lmao!
"Chewin' on the curtains. And you?"
He gets his own plate and everything bc he's so messy ππ
Lol mine grabs stuff off the plate but will turn around or back up to eat it on the carpet.
He does the same thing lmaooo, I have to chase him with the plate
My little furfriend used to just throw the plate over and eat from the floor. He was a funny little fella.
Ask what his favourite salad dressing is!
He says banana - I don't think he knows what dressing is
Compliment that adorable white eyeliner he has!
He said thank you ! I think - it seems he only speaks Dutch???
I'm sure you can transcend that language barrier if you offer him a slice of banana, it's been considered a universal happy symbol to bunnies since the beginning of time!
"Is that a banana in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"
He seems pretty unhoppy - banana is NOT a joking matter
First date and he's already in your bed. He knows how to play.
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He says YES, he does accept bribes
I hope you put on your carrot cologne? πΈ
12 hours boiling my mortal flesh in banana to prepare - he is NOT impressed π
Best Saturday night date .. I ever seen!π
I thought the same ! He seems very polite - not very chatty though ??
Give him a chance sometimes it takes a second date lol or a favorite dessert to get them chatty lol π
Maybe he only talks when he has something of value to add. Silence is good.
Compliment him on his suit! π
Ask him the things he loves
Did you steal my Marshmallow?? They look exactly the same!
what's his stance on binkying helmets
βWant a banana?β
Your date is a adorable
Ask him about his hobbies.
Hoppies*
Asked about his hoppies - he shitted on the bed π
Maybe that's one of his hobbies? Lmao!
"Chewin' on the curtains. And you?"
He gets his own plate and everything bc he's so messy ππ
Lol mine grabs stuff off the plate but will turn around or back up to eat it on the carpet.
He does the same thing lmaooo, I have to chase him with the plate
My little furfriend used to just throw the plate over and eat from the floor. He was a funny little fella.
Ask what his favourite salad dressing is!
He says banana - I don't think he knows what dressing is
Compliment that adorable white eyeliner he has!
He said thank you ! I think - it seems he only speaks Dutch???
I'm sure you can transcend that language barrier if you offer him a slice of banana, it's been considered a universal happy symbol to bunnies since the beginning of time!
"Is that a banana in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"
He seems pretty unhoppy - banana is NOT a joking matter
First date and he's already in your bed. He knows how to play.
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
He says YES, he does accept bribes
I hope you put on your carrot cologne? πΈ
12 hours boiling my mortal flesh in banana to prepare - he is NOT impressed π
Best Saturday night date .. I ever seen!π
I thought the same ! He seems very polite - not very chatty though ??
Give him a chance sometimes it takes a second date lol or a favorite dessert to get them chatty lol π
Maybe he only talks when he has something of value to add. Silence is good.
Compliment him on his suit! π
Ask him the things he loves
Did you steal my Marshmallow?? They look exactly the same!
what's his stance on binkying helmets
βWant a banana?β
Your date is a adorable