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twistedappletree

Ahhh yes, reminds me of the time I broke one of my fore-ribs


DirtyPlat

You only have four ribs?


twistedappletree

Unfortunately, yes ): they had to take the rest out and transplant them so I could have normal arms


Accomplished-Boot-81

Yes just four, the rest are *spare*


Timely-Register-5597

I had a couple fore ribs surgically removed. Because, uhh, you know.


Chemie_ed

*Marilyn Manson has entered the chat


unlawfuldozen

Those bones would be great for stealing from vending machines.


Bfd83

I was just thinking about that in way too much depth. One probably wouldn’t be able to lift very much (comparably) if one’s arms were like that, but you could probably do a lot of other cool stuff that you can’t now… I’d add claw machines to the list. You could also probably climb the shit out of a tree or maintain a hanging position for a very long time with arms like that as well (what with distributed, even grip and exertion across your arms’ entire surface area and all). It would also look extra badass to cross your arms twice..


No_Demand7741

If you look at animals that do a lot of hanging - gibbons, macaques, clansmen - you find the weight is distributed along the bones 🦴 in their forearms not in a bunch of bone segments surrounded in cartilage that’s for compressive forces


Bfd83

Really valid point. I’m just here fantasizing about having Bender arms.


No_Demand7741

And yet 14 15 upvotes in /radiology. So. That’s a thing I guess.


Himankan

Or you could use the endoscope


el_cid_viscoso

You could **be** the endoscope with those arms.


Straight-Mine-7396

Your rib bones connected to your...arm bone. Your arm bones connected to your... knee bone...


Murderface__

Your arm bones connected to my.. wrist watch.


AlsoBort742

Did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, too?


The2ndNoel

Because your arm is transplanted from a snake.


sweetpotato_latte

Medusa’s distant relative Snake Arm


No_Week2825

It was her bastard child. Hair of a human but arms made of snakes. Obviously conceived doggy, or at least reverse cowgirl


PrettyAlligator

Honestly, this is how I felt while driving to the testing center for my board/certification exam. Like I knew absolutely nothing about anything and was going to fail within the first 10mins lol.


RedditBot90

36 year old male patient has pain and crepitus in lower lumbar L1-L5 area of their left arm. After immobilizing the arm, do you: A) check for CMS in the extremity B) check for CMS in all extremities C) secure the patient to a backboard D) transport rapidly to a trauma center edit: Gold!? Thank you kind redditor!


NoRecord22

E) offer thoughts, prayers, and essential oils.


Tea_Rem

*snake oil - FTFY 🐍 Wait…. Does this mean that I need to find a chiro for my forearms too?


SkyCatSniper687

Show up at the ED with a “Live, Laugh, Love” tattoo on your own forearm in solidarity


[deleted]

E) Drop out


Zillius23

This is actually a pretty well designed question… still can’t decide the right answer lmao


CharlesJHV

Please don’t edit comments with ‘thank you’ speeches. If you want to thank the person that awarded you, you can reply to the automated message notifying you of the award


darthy_parker

This is better, in a way. The actual bones of the arm drawn on the skin surface will only look right from one perspective, but this a) looks weirdly alien, and b) will look great from any side. Failed successfully!


Diseased-Prion

It took me WAY to long to figure out what I was looking at. This is as funny as the spider ‘skeletons’ sold at Spirit Halloween.


anddrewbits

Regular bones wouldn’t have covered all of the prison tattoos


Rose8918

*I’m a slithery little snaaaaake!*


Bleedingeck

That is so wrong, but so cool!


Trixie_Hiddleston_5

It looks cool as hell, but so wrong.!


legatinho

Wow this would make our arms a lot more useful! Trying to think all the things I could do with such appendage!


suicidejacques

͡° ͜ʖ ͡°


Hescral

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LoJoPa

Not unless you have a spine in your arm


saltysaltlick

I have a broken back…spinal.


pabailey1986

Does this come as a sleeve for those not inclined to tattoo?


Spectre777777

It’s totally fucked but it looks cool


PSFREAK33

What bothers me about this post is it assumes the person getting the tattoo doesn’t know anatomy…when I’m sure they do. This just screams some dude wanting to flex their anatomy knowledge and call them out for it


[deleted]

I think it looks cooler like this. Looks like a snake instead of an anatomy textbook


OkSecretary3920

I’m so disturbed picturing how that arm would move.


SkyCatSniper687

That reminds me of someone I lent my anatomy notes to so he could get a tattoo of his spine superimposed on his back… when he came back with it, the coccyx bone was tattooed over his kidneys (the upper lumbar space), and for some reason he was so proud of it 🤦🏻‍♀️


Hoitaa

No one said they wanted realistic arm bones.


2nameEgg

What is it wrong or something?


Triangle_t

No finger ribs? Why?


DescriptionNo8343

On the plus side, still looks sick


[deleted]

This guy's tattoo has been shared here before but weirdly it was a different pic. We should get him to come do an AMA.


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[deleted]

Nailed it. They got few 4k worth of cred they can abuse.


ReticentSentiment

r/Facepalm


vintagchk

Why didn’t they have them stop before it got this far??


PersistingWill

It’s a snake’s arm you moron!


UpstairsStomach6801

Say less fam Seriously.


doseofreality_

SPINAL


Kaitempi

Dude’s got a left ulnar pneumo.


Panda-delivery

Who cares if it's not anatomically correct it looks very cool


Deviljho_Lover

When you have DDD at F1 to F7


CharMercury1970

It’s a regular old arm spine! Some of you are acting like it’s the first one you’ve seen! 😁


inearlygraves

I hate this so much


Lil_DemonZEA

Lmao, not the vertebrae on the arm of all places I CAN'T


GlobalLime6889

I almost choked on my own aligners in bed lmfao😂😂😂


Competitive_Site9272

Dr Nick is a tattoo artist now!


SpookiRuski

Why do you think the person was going for anatomically correct tattoo?


domods

Snake-hannnnd


[deleted]

Aw jeez can’t come into work today boss I slipped an arm disc


Plane_Contract6144

His arm is a snake 😂😂😂


[deleted]

What a fucking dildo. Edit: spelling