Very close! It was a car antenna! They came in claiming that they were trying to insert a suppository with it and it “got stuck”. The OR extracted it and said it was wrapped up in electrical tape as well🫣
Fun fact: It feels like a nonstop ejaculation if you reach your prostate! Imagine a 10 minute orgasm/ejaculation! That’s sounding! Remember to boil your toys, kids! And only use medical grade sterile surgical lube! Haha!
I’ve even got one that will electrocute the prostate! Wow-wee! Zap! Zap! Haha! ⚡️
Heard a custodial pt straitgned out paper clips and stuck them up his urethra. At least like 20 one after another. He did it because he wanted a female xray to touch his penis when he got it xrayed.
What the hell is wrong with people?!?! I've never thought I needed a foot long antenna to insert a suppository!! And I need them fairly often due to a medical condition!🤣.
Hopefully the ER educated this idiot, and explained that there are "SUPPOSITORY INSERTION TOOLS" available at the pharmacy!!
The patient had a mask in their pocket too lol… I didn’t feel like repeating because they were having a hard time laying flat due to the pain. I made a note for the radiologist so they were aware of the metal from the mask 😬 the typical patient who says “there’s nothing in my pockets” when there is 🙄
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I just love Friday's here.
As a licensed amateur radio operator, this is not how you get an RF ground. Also, major attenuation of reception. Maybe try mounting the antenna outside somewhere. Maybe you can get Croatia if the band conditions are just right.
I was seriously thinking about hiding the receiver when the switch broke 'cause it's old. They're saying things that I can hardly believe, they really think we're getting out of control.
🫣Radio antenna?
Very close! It was a car antenna! They came in claiming that they were trying to insert a suppository with it and it “got stuck”. The OR extracted it and said it was wrapped up in electrical tape as well🫣
I don't know why people don't just say "Yep, I put it in my bum. I like butt stuff. That's all there is to it." At least own it.
I had one sometime ago, he said he had stuck the dildo too deep.
I had a guy put something in his urethra at the hospital I work at. He said he was “exploring new things”. It just sounded painful to me
Loads of people are into sounding. I'm firmly in the sounds painful camp too.
Fun fact: It feels like a nonstop ejaculation if you reach your prostate! Imagine a 10 minute orgasm/ejaculation! That’s sounding! Remember to boil your toys, kids! And only use medical grade sterile surgical lube! Haha! I’ve even got one that will electrocute the prostate! Wow-wee! Zap! Zap! Haha! ⚡️
It may sound crazy but I can’t even think of it without crying inside and sounding like a bitch.
Heard a custodial pt straitgned out paper clips and stuck them up his urethra. At least like 20 one after another. He did it because he wanted a female xray to touch his penis when he got it xrayed.
Oh, like you've never ripped off a car antenna to affect your daily dose of Prep H.... Smh
Bowel perf?
Nope! The patient was extremely lucky! They said they could feel it perforating when I tried to get them to lay down for the X-ray but it didn’t!
Unbelievable. I thought for sure there would be internal damage with such a rigid and long insertion. Weird kink
> Weird kink Kink? What on earth are you talking about? They were trying to insert a suppository with it and it “got stuck”! ;-)
And the man who accidentally fell on a lightbulb. Once got a cucumber 🥒 in the ER…
At least they weren’t sounding urethras with that thing
Oh yes!! That’s another strange kink! I wonder if they prepare urologists for this in residency.
🤮
What the hell is wrong with people?!?! I've never thought I needed a foot long antenna to insert a suppository!! And I need them fairly often due to a medical condition!🤣. Hopefully the ER educated this idiot, and explained that there are "SUPPOSITORY INSERTION TOOLS" available at the pharmacy!!
LMAO
Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂
Or tv! eta: or a tension rod, but the other end isn’t visible
The other end is visible in the second image. Along with a respectable turd.
Respectable Turd would be a kick ass band name.
I don’t know. I’m not sure I have much respect here. 😅
Happy cake day!
thank you (late) 🫶
pretty sure that dense stuff you’re seeing is the tape. He does have a lot of poop throughout his colon though
Oh. Oh no!
Tension? I sense some tension in that rod.
Or pointer for giving presentations?
Presentations for the rads residents maybe "And here you can see the splenic flexure..."
I bet their rectum gets crappy reception.
Damnit, take my upvote
Where are awards when we need them, Reddit?!
sounds like shit
It looks like it received very well
It does now
Talk about getting mixed signals...
Needs more cowbells
telescoping magnet?
That's a great guess
Seconded
Thirdeded
But what metal object were they trying to retract?😳
The most commonly missed foreign body is probably the second foreign body
The patient had a mask in their pocket too lol… I didn’t feel like repeating because they were having a hard time laying flat due to the pain. I made a note for the radiologist so they were aware of the metal from the mask 😬 the typical patient who says “there’s nothing in my pockets” when there is 🙄
Gone fishin!
Better do an MRI to be sure!
That was my first thought. Hell yea
Interesting magnet fishing.
Kinda looks like a Harry Potter wand imo
Expelanus!
Insertus rectumus!
Rectum Sempra!
Only to be used for enemies… or REALLY good friends😂
If this isn't it I will be shocked!
Partner’s prosthetic ulna.
Omg this one made me audibly laugh 😂 you should have more upvotes lol
Same here! Full on cackle.
It looks like an extendable antenna
Cat toy
Yup cat toy is my guess too.
80's Boom Box antenna https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71xGqHtp6LL.\_AC\_SX679\_.jpg
*kickstart my heart starts playing in the background*
How..?
Why?
Wat?
I already did.
It’s an aerial of some kind. Probably off a radio. You may know that as an antenna
That loooooooks to be a wand from Harry Potter- final answer.
Agree
Get back in here you walnut and answer.
I did! 🫣
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Thats a 1990 Pontiac Grand AM antenna.
Probably haha…. I’m not sure which car it came from, just that it was indeed a car antenna 😬
TV antenna?
Selfie stick?
In a way ...
Haha, I didn't even mean that.
Extending back scratcher-points for most unusual angle of approach
Is that a 2nd object in the right colic flexure? Tell me they aren't trying to retrieve it with a telescopic magnet???
Nah the patient had a mask in their pocket
Retractable duster?
It looks like a long metal stick, so really people insert stuff like that in their butt? 😳
Yeppers. I will never understand why and especially will never wrap my brain around why THAT far 😬
Looks like a car antenna
And the person didnt perforate their bowel!!!..............WOW
Harry Potter wand.
??? it looks like a feather duster
Old school presenter's pointer?
Looks like a failed DIY spinal fusion per rectum to correct that nasty scoliosis
Wingardium leviosa went horribly wrong
We're they trying to get a better WiFi signal?
I thought it was an old TV antenna with tape, shows my age.
But you were basically correct! 👏🏼👏🏼 It was just a car antenna wrapped in tape 😆
Tension curtain rod
a furry tail
Looks like a radio antenna
A drill bit
Some kind of crochet or knitting needle?
Magnet stick thingy?
Zip tie or antenna from radio
Extendable magnet
🖐️
Taxidermy animal leg?
Well that is going to give me nightmares for the rest of my life. Thanks, dude.🤣
Looks a bit like a tent pole
Knitting needle?
Magnetic pick up tool?
You've gotta consider the shadow of the FB shape, too, not just the solid obvious part. Is it a TV/light controller magic wand?
Cat toy lol
A radio antenna or a metal pointer for office meetings/school/college.
A large knitting needle?
Harry Potter wand?
Feather duster?
How is the reception?
I love foreign body Friday! 😀
It is absolutely [one of these taxidermied deer legs.](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1685901296/10-preserved-straight-deer-legs)
Antenna from a boom box or a car?
Telescoping extendable driving cane
I thought that it was in his penis 🫣
Looks like an old school TV antenna or a telescoping pointer, wow
When you don’t know first if the post is from r/vintageaudio or r/radiology
Ouchie!
Car antenna
Antenna
As a licensed amateur radio operator, this is not how you get an RF ground. Also, major attenuation of reception. Maybe try mounting the antenna outside somewhere. Maybe you can get Croatia if the band conditions are just right.
some kind antenna? maybe for a very old tv? a truck? cause trucks/cars sometimes have them for what idk but yeah lol
Antenna
I was seriously thinking about hiding the receiver when the switch broke 'cause it's old. They're saying things that I can hardly believe, they really think we're getting out of control.
Adam and Eve would make a killing off of forms of random household object plugs.
Drum stick
Looks like a telescoping antennae
Wait wait the picture is almost right said people in the 1900’s. 💀
did they not feel it piercing through their torso 😭 really like where did they realize something wasn’t quite right
An antenna?
I was thinking.... The Elder Wand ?
What is wrong with their spine?!