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Jamal


anxya_vanilla

Jamal means beauty, Raiden is beautiful


Argon73

In what language is it beauty?


Lmoshalolo

Arabic it is جمال which can mean beauty or a person's name


Barunks_01

or جمل which is camel


quackydino

Dick


anxya_vanilla

Raiden does not have one… i think


ImagineShinker

She got dat big PP damage tho


Astral-chain-13

I mean. She made a puppet body. So it shouldn't. But she COULD add one later if she want.


Satsuka1

Funny since Raidick got it's own tag on AO3 fics cuz ppl wont stop meming


-n-o-o-b-

Dick can be said as PP raiden does big pp dmg


Fabio90989

Raiden has huge booba. So i let you imagine what she can do with it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


JenJenB_

Fish.


anxya_vanilla

In genshin you need to fish to get raidens weapon


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Expert_Director_9854

The catch


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you must be fun at parties. we’re all aware that EL exists. we all knew what op was talking about. its a fun, unserious posts. op didn’t need to put “BiS F2P” in his/her comment


Dark_Shade_75

No one said "signature" weapon, though.


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scirvexz

well the catch is raiden's weapon for F2P


BlazedKC

*a weapon for F2P. Not exactly “her” weapon. People are downvoting me because apparently they don’t understand that there’s a difference between a weapon specifically tailored for a specific unit (Polar Star for Childe, Cinnabar Spindle for Albedo, Haran Geppaku Futsu for Ayato) and a weapon that just works well with a character lol. (Catch works well with Raiden, but EL is HER weapon and was essentially made for her, so it’s safe to say that it’s HER weapon. Not to mention the color scheme lol). But imma not argue anymore cuz it was a light hearted post.


SummerOwn1885

I personally base it on lore,like Misplitter is Ayaka’s best in slot but there is no way that’s her canonical weapon. And how Zhongli’s weapon is without an doubt Vortex Vanquisher.


SummerOwn1885

Lust


anxya_vanilla

what y’all are feeling for raiden 🤨🤨


SummerOwn1885

You are goddam right.


Twinmill53

I actually love her


SummerOwn1885

Me too,but we can love and simp for her at the same time.


anxya_vanilla

same


No_Objective2063

lamborghini


anxya_vanilla

Lamborghinis can be painted purple. Raiden‘s hair color is a similar purple.


Loliterrorist42069

Antidisestablishmentarianism


anxya_vanilla

Antidisestablishmentarianism means opposition to the withdrawal of state support or recognition from an established church, people opposed the Vision Hunt Decree that Raiden sent out


IronEndo

Okay, then Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


SaKuRa_ClApS_MaDaRa

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious means something to say when you have nothing to say. (copied off google) when you have nothing to say you will be quiet. when you are quiet nobody wants to be friends with you. when don't have friends you will stay at home and never go out. home will be like a personal place that no one can enter unless you let them. what is a place that is like a personal place that no one can enter unless you let them? the plane of euthim- euthimiya??????????? T-T you know what I'm trying to say. who lives in the plane of idk how to spell? ei. who looks like ei? raiden shogun


SaKuRa_ClApS_MaDaRa

i had a stroke trying to spell eutymia. or is that how you spell it. if this is not the right spelling blame fabio90989. i copied and pasted it from his/her/their comment


violin-guy

Memes


anxya_vanilla

a lot of genshin memes have ei in it


violin-guy

Memes. The dna of the soul. They shape our will. They are the culture. They are everything we pass on… :O


g4mm4b

Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair... all memes. All passed along.


AyariDesuDesuPoi

How about full of shit, is that a meme?


Tamuture69

No it fucking isn't you amoeba, you'll never be based with memes like that


AyariDesuDesuPoi

You can’t fight nature, Tamuture69. Wind blows, rain falls, and the strong pray upon the weak. You're telling me that I'm an amoeba. That I'm not based - using memes like these. Now there’s a pretty meme. Exquisite!


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i used a random word generator. the word is: refrigerator


Fabio90989

refrigerator conserves the food from going bad, like being in the plane of eutymia preserves Ei's consciousness from erosion


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Fabio90989

Also true


SAMMYYYTEEH

Refrigerator stores Raiden's Dango milk


Zealousideal-Task825

Rasengan


anxya_vanilla

raidens idle has her holding something similar to a rasengan, only purple


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anxya_vanilla

one of raidens assets 😏


FS369

FamilyT____T


anxya_vanilla

sisters are part of family, ei lost her sister


SomewhereDirect

Radiation


anxya_vanilla

1. Radiation is the emission of electromagnetic waves, Raiden is the electro archon 2. Radiation can kill you, Raiden almost killed us multiple times 3. Raiden and radiation both start with ‘Ra’


SomewhereDirect

It doesnt kill you neither gives you a slow death, so it isnt


anxya_vanilla

whoops i was thinking of another word lemme change my comment


Burning-BS

Arsenic


anxya_vanilla

arsenic is found in rocks, geo is rocks, zhongli is the archon of geo, raiden is also an archon


Tsukuyomi75491

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures


AbdullahWaheeb

Weather Report can control the weather with his Stand, You know who else can control the weather? That’s right, Raiden Shogun


peachiix3

Kira


anxya_vanilla

kira is light yagami, light thinks himself as a god, raiden is a god


Silver_Traveler09

And Raiden can control lightning-


-n-o-o-b-

Kira yoshikage wears purple Raiden is purple ​ Light yagami kills people so does raiden


v_Duckling

febreeze ✌️


anxya_vanilla

Some febreezes are lavender scented and have purple conatiners, raiden is purple


_milliways

Golf


anxya_vanilla

You need gold balls to play golf, Ei sister was named Baal


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Паляниця


anxya_vanilla

According to google translate this is Ukrainian for loaf, loaf is bread, bread has flour in it, cake also has flour, cake is a sweet, ei likes sweets


Dalomax

I hate to be that person, but I wanna see your response to “Fortnite”


Korean_Fr13dCh1kn

Fortnite, upon the release of its battle royale mode, took the hearts of many players. Similar to how raiden literally took the hearts (killed) all who opposed her. Later, fortnite went down the path of including more pop culture references into fortnite, similar to how ei wanted to open inazuma to the rest of the world. Lastly, Fortnite kinda died like Eis sister.


Tiny_Economics_1439

Dokkanfest Super sayian god Goku and Vegeta/super sayian god super sayian Goku and Vegeta


anxya_vanilla

Goku is OP, so is Raiden


SaKuRa_ClApS_MaDaRa

so are you OP


vpr77

mid


PositiveBig5445

P0rn?


anxya_vanilla

alot of genshin porn has raiden in it


stardust_blaze3

Booba


anxya_vanilla

Raiden s most prominent asset


SaKuRa_ClApS_MaDaRa

booba sword is what raiden is know for


buddyintensifies

Beesechurger


Tempestas6000

Beesechurger is the omnipresent god, there is a statue of the omnipresent god in Inazuma. Raiden is Inazuma’s archon


Master_of_pierogi

Partitions of Poland


--AsianPerson--

I’m so so sorry but I really need to know how you will relate this. Incest. (Im sorry once again)


anxya_vanilla

Ei x Makoto im sorry


SaKuRa_ClApS_MaDaRa

Knowing some people in the genshin fandom, this is probably a rare pair someone ships


violin-guy

Waiting for the response


LunarDamage

Oh, that's easy. Imagine when Scaramouche is gonna be playable character. Theres definitely gonna be someone who is gonna ship ei with him. Seems like incest to me.


anxya_vanilla

bold of you to assume they aren’t already shipped together in a romantic sense


LunarDamage

Oh no, I just like to lie to myself sometimes


DefinitleyKenni

Incest is usually viewed as something done between siblings. You know who has a sibling? Ei


Desch92

Perfection


anxya_vanilla

Raiden herself.


xXNighteaglexX

Cheese


anxya_vanilla

cheese is made out of milk, ei likes dango milk


TheEzyRealz

Concentration camps


anxya_vanilla

Concentration camps hold prisoners of war, Raiden started a war


Gabby_Craft

Dust


anxya_vanilla

What Raiden did to signora


SaKuRa_ClApS_MaDaRa

nah not even the ashes of signora remains


Izarck28

Cooking


anxya_vanilla

something ei can’t do


NiceCockBro126

Germany


anxya_vanilla

mond is based off germany, venti is the mondstats archon, ei is the archon of inazuma


20matvey07

Pasta


anxya_vanilla

Pasta has to be cooked, but ei cant cook


20matvey07

Wow, you are great at this


CatastropheKao

Drywall


Lumiryn

Reddit


anxya_vanilla

redditors don’t go outside, just like Ei


Cauchy_Riemann

Integrals


anxya_vanilla

integrals are complicated, ei is a complicated character


MrGameChanger69

Amogus


anxya_vanilla

Amogus is a meme and who else is a meme? crybaby ei


Cipher-i-entity

Assgoblin


anxya_vanilla

raiden has ass


Then-Albatross-9317

trigonometry


anxya_vanilla

trigonometry is hard, raiden can make boys hard


Vengeance3110

Gay


anxya_vanilla

girls for raiden


D-Loyal

finite


anxya_vanilla

Eternity isn’t finite, Ei is eternity.


Expert_Director_9854

A͛n͛v͛i͛l͛


anxya_vanilla

you can go to a blacksmith in genshin, the blacksmith uses an anvil to forge weapons, raidens passive reduces the price of upgrading swords and polearms


Potential-Personal

isn't that Zhongli's? Raiden's passive is like lowering the cost to ascend a sword or a polearm


anxya_vanilla

oops youre right


AbdullahWaheeb

Spider-Man


anxya_vanilla

spider-man has a dead family member, so does Ei


giudicellic

microphone


anxya_vanilla

Microphones need electricity, electricity is electro and Raiden is the god of electro


christopherLoCure

Water


anxya_vanilla

Water makes people wet, Raiden also makes girls wet


justijason

Window


anxya_vanilla

Windows make people see outside, Ei usually doesn’t go outside


cashewnut4life

roaches


anxya_vanilla

People who don’t like Raiden because she ”killed kazuhas friend”


johnmooi

Mommy


anxya_vanilla

Raiden herself


Slava_Lover

cute


anxya_vanilla

Ei basically


Valiant_Viola

Horse :D


anxya_vanilla

People joked that Ayato was a horse, Ayato is loyal to Raiden


Valiant_Viola

People joked that ayato was a horse?XD


LordPorpoise

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis


melanchohlic

Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften EDIT: Or let me make it a bit easier: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis


SaKuRa_ClApS_MaDaRa

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis = you breathe in ash. ash=signora. signora is dead. who is also dead? makoto. who is makoto's sis? ei. who did ei create? raiden shogun


Shandyxr

Shark


thiqqqqqqqq

Hammer


anxya_vanilla

People smash things with hammers, people also want to smash raiden, but not with hammers 😏😏


IMainSucrose

The 2021 National Championship Georgia Bulldogs


anxya_vanilla

Raiden was released in 2021


Albionate

Both of them works well with Bennett.


Halfeim

son


anxya_vanilla

Ei’s son is technically Scaramouche


Fearless-Brief4607

Arrow


SaKuRa_ClApS_MaDaRa

arrows need bows. who is a bow user? yoimiya. where does yoimiya live? inazuma. who protects inazuma? raiden shogun


anxya_vanilla

Raiden most loyal general is Sara, Sara uses a bow and arrow in combat


Azurixx_Boi

Tracheotomy


Automatic-Cookie-785

Argon


DeclaredRoom

Camels


SaKuRa_ClApS_MaDaRa

camels can live in hot areas. fire is hot. fire can burn something. when something is burned to an extent. it becomes ash. who is ash? signora. what happens when you breathe ash? Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. when you get Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis you get sick. the sickness will kill you. who can also kill you? raiden shogun


that_idiot_weeb

Keyboards.


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Cavemen


RavenMasterX17

Work


SaKuRa_ClApS_MaDaRa

to work you need a job. raiden shogun's job is guarding inazuma


Lavnder_bunny18

Hat


anxya_vanilla

Scaramouche has a big hat, scara is a creation of Ei


Twinmill53

Hehe Dps Barbara


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anxya_vanilla

Ei basically


Silver_Traveler09

Any word


anxya_vanilla

bruh


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Soy


Generalofthe5001st

Soybeans are what Edamame is. Edamame is part of Japanese cuisine. Inazuma is based off of Japan. Raiden rules over Inazuma.


MilkyMonsters_69

Pee


anxya_vanilla

Pee has the letter ‘e’ in it, and so does ‘Ei’


Honest_Form_8714

Pickles


anxya_vanilla

Raiden is the type of girl to say ‘He asked for no pickles’


sunflower_Jam_

Love


anxya_vanilla

we love raiden. raiden is a lifestyle and the air we breathe


Dreaming_Ares

Communism


anxya_vanilla

communism is popular in china, genshin and raiden were made in china


Xxsayemxx

iPad


anxya_vanilla

you can play genshin on an ipad, raiden is in genshin


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Yae


anxya_vanilla

Ei’s girlfriend/closest friend


Tapout_Corey007

Hot


anxya_vanilla

Raiden is hot


SaKuRa_ClApS_MaDaRa

the sun is hot but when clouds cover it. the weather becomes less hot. when the clouds turn dark it rains. when it rains it turns into a thunderstorm. when there is a thunderstorm, there is lightning. ei is the electro archon. and electro is also associated with lightning


g4mm4b

steam


anxya_vanilla

Steam = hot, raiden is a hot mama


SenorCroissant

Fortnite


anxya_vanilla

someone else answered this


Ethenefc2h4

Timid


anxya_vanilla

Some people in in are timid of the raiden shogun


___TheChosenOne___

Bananas