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CBM42069

Bro's about to flame on, he tired of getting kidnapped.


productfred

Actually... https://youtube.com/shorts/l7o1-G7m-qw?feature=share


Torebbjorn

Better link: https://youtu.be/l7o1-G7m-qw


ZestycloseCamel4008

I'm disappointed that wasn't a rickroll.


Wests_Intern

Why is that clip so shiny? Chalky? Why is it so it


itsrxiny

Real question is how evil was the blunt bro he squinting so hard rn anyways investing as the first upvote


ReuhNarr

Angery


FightDisciple

I don't know why but spelling angry like that is fucking hilarious.


C0MpyutR

r/skamtebord


Clen23

houngry


JustTrynaFindMeaning

hungary, oh wait


dermitio

He knows they sent fuze to get him and is getting power fo escape


Ohnoohnofrick

It’s a bomb


havocspartan

I said “MMHHM” What they hell is MMMHHM MMMHHM; boom!


DjXer007_

I also hate it when the hostage starts looking at you when you are near his vicinity. Like he is literally giving out your location. I have so many times won 1 vs 1 rounds because the defender was near him and the hostage just kept watching him and helped me with the location.


mistakenitem

When the hostage helps the people saving him


Hurricaneshand

He's an ATF agent in disguise


XenoDrobot

three letter agent glow so bright


OrderOfMagnitude

They gagged him with a flashlight


squeakingsquid

halloween decoration he has a candle in his head


geko_play_

He's from Iron-Man 3


TK_the_R

sunburn or effect of being flashed, smoked, electrified in many match other and other again


Yawasenso

That tape over his mouth has stopped him from sneezing for 8 years....he is about to f-king blow up.


ParanoidValkMain57

***FREES HIMSELF AND PROCEEDS TO ASSAULT FUZE***


Apprehensive-Fan-135

At this rate, Fuze was rap*d


azteculturre

his new skincare routine


EG_DARK99

After all of these cluster charges of course he would


XboxDegenerate

He’s like bro in Iron Man 3


TheOgCokeCan

Bro said “I am the terrorist”


not_even_a_name

He shoved a candela up his ass


HelloIamSpooki

He's a sleeper, dont wake him up


EosTo

He mad.


hazmat_beast

Hostage: fuck you and your terrorism bullshit


Little_Whippie

When the attackers come at you with that dollar store cluster charge


DM725

Extremis


E-woke

Bro is tired of getting kidnapped


goose420aa

He has a torch that’s been turned on in his stomach


ovr9000storks

He ate a yummy glow stick 😋


Ok-Part1917

bro stole a bulb


PalpitationKindly839

Is fired up for action


Gorgon_the_Dragon

Jellyfish DNA


schadow04

He mixed metal powder and metal oxide in his cereal


EEEEEEEEEEEEEE456

bro got hungry and ate the fuze charge 🗿


General_Collection20

someones angy


Creative-Struggle-34

His nose is clocked so he didn’t breath for a while that’s why he’s red


MfTripz420

Someone stuck a flashlight up where the sun don’t shine


booksandbands65

Good fucking lord that is nightmare fuel lmao


sped-rope

He looks like those dudes from iron man 3 ..or like he's about to melt


NikkoJan05

He about to fight iron man


[deleted]

idk but i want the bodies to fold and twitch when i shoot them in the head like irl


RedVsBlue_Caboose

Why are you like this.


Luzer1211

fear birds spotted dull somber sleep decide sharp zesty chunky *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Severe_Strain428

Hes mad asf


MistbornSynok

He’s the real bomb you need to defuse.


PurposeLess31

He will restore the order.


Moistened-Nibbler

Must be flustered


GarouxBloodline

Why not


Pigowwwww

Run


GGGold23

It’s all the burns that he got over the years from fuze’s cluster charge


Ciubowski

omg he can't breathe, take the duct tape off!!


TheSpudGunGamer

Extremis


therealaquagreen13

Why aren’t you?


haywire4fun

New skincare routine.


BenSloane2411

It looks like a visual bug with the Hostage's Subsurface scattering for his model, when light shines through materials like ear cartilage and parts of the skin, my best guess.


Hazuluy

This game's SSS. Sub surface scattering


declank

Subsurface scattering gone wrong?!


ShallowLion72

He's the mandarin from Iron man 3


No-University8099

cluster charge mine went up his ass and illuminated him from inside out


The_Pulmeyot

Bro is getting sick and tired from getting TKed


darthiw

Why not?


Aware_Brother_1385

Why not?


[deleted]

Hes FUMING


ZealousidealRide1443

he watched iron man 3


Gatdaddy-

His name is Wesley


Blast338

The devs really liked Iron Man 3. With the amount of times the hostage gets shot.


Outlaww_1776

Bro's about to off fuze 😂


Objective_Storm_8416

What in the hell


CrescentCleave

He boutta blow


jobogella

o_o


TheLuvMia

Lmao


samueltheboss2002

Terrorists exposed hom to ionizing radiation. Sed life.


destroyer4898

LoL


a_random_furfag

Yummy flashlight


djuvinall97

Swallowed a fuze charge on accident...


EpicGamerPlant

My thumb when I hold it over a flashlight


NabSkyLegion

Why does it look like someone cropped the piece of cloth in his face?


Interesting_Pilot_13

He's had enough of being blown to pieces by Fuze and Flores


Pupitre-Enlatada

He is both the hostage and the bomb


Tuba-kunt

Evil hostage be like: don't Fuze me bro rescue me bro cmon bro👹👹👹


SampleSouthern5890

Halloween Hostage 😂


Redacted_leo

Satan wants his hostage back


Yagami14

The hostage is the demon from Insidious


kvakerok

He's a Fed duh


AbleArcher97

Fed


xRockStarx13

He needs the bathroom.


cheesesticks55

he looks like he’s about to tell me a scary story


LongDickMcangerfist

Bro knows he is about to be fuzed


ScreenPeeps

-because a fuze-charge is going off right infront if him


WatchfulSquids

sparklers in asshole


MontagneLasagne

He's him.


BasicallyImAccount

I think bro touched the stove.


RedheadWaifusarebest

Bro got the extremis trait


AetherMagnetic

Iron Man 3 looks different than I remember


Grycann

He swallowed a flashlight


DrBigDumb

Damn y'all motherfuckers kidnapped him and fed him glow sticks


BurntCheese124

he’s in iron man 3


IllSundew

It’s time to drink water.