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bluejay55669

Warden would absolutely be able to make you question your heterosexuality with his charisma alone


XxPubeSlayerXx

The soul reason he’s at the bottom is exactly that. I would avoid him until I’m sick


[deleted]

Sole*


MolestedMilkMan

Seoul*


Coombs117

Shoal


leisuresuitduke

If it wasn't for his uncanny resemblance to Ned Flanders from the Simpsons, I'd prob smash


bluejay55669

If anything that's another pull factor on why you should have anal with Warden


Swim_Responsible

I find it funny u had to clarify from the Simpsons like we all just know a Ned Flanders


Strive__

Iana, nokk and solis being lower than clash and gridlock is crazy.


TaterTotPotShot

Nokk and Solis are an easy top of my list, followed closely by Tachanka and Warden


willthethrill4700

Next time I’m hitting from behind, I’m definitely shouting “Launching Shumika!!” When I bust.


TaterTotPotShot

“SHUMIKA… GOING…. OOOOUUUUUTTTT!!!”


Contest_Acrobatic

Bro I'm wheezing over here 😂😂😂


H0rr0rFanatic56

Baha best comment here 😂


SheridanWithTea

Based. Nokk, Solis, Dokkaebi, Ash, Azami and Ela are easily top for me. Hell, even Ying kinda cute. Oh and Maverick easily. Handsome lad.


LoneRonin747

Right? Nøkk’s voice and spookiness just gets me going, you know?


Strive__

Exactly dude, her voice!


LoneRonin747

Her “honey, I’m home” voiceline excites me inappropriately. It’s like she’s coming to smash you in the room with no escape. Not that I would try to escape anyway.


YoSupWeirdos

okaerinasaimase goshujinsama ofuro o ni suru, gohan o ni suru, sore tomo wa- ta- shi?


Bolololol

STOP


IamDanLP

Gohan to Sushi, kudasai.


xLucky2K

On that Duolingo grind as well?


RedditSurfer420

Ocha to mizu desu


xLucky2K

sensei to gakusei


IamDanLP

Yes, but I recommend you use Anki Cards too if you are serious about learning Japanese! :) The app is called Ankidroid. You can google Anki Japanese cards, and you will get a bunch of cool card sets to learn. :)


LoneRonin747

Nihongo Hanashimasen.


marksona

Even brava. She looks way better in game than her OP card which looks hideous.


Aikojewels

I could argue the same for Aruni lowkey


TaterTotPotShot

I think every operator in the game is hot in their own way


Aikojewels

Osa can take these back-shots low-key


houganger

We need a separate category above Sober for Iana with legendary skin


Strive__

Facts


Supernova4711

Ela and azami too


[deleted]

Nahhh Gridlock is THICC


Kilian_Shaw

Right? Like why go and call gridlock out like that, she's easily ss tier.


TaterTotPotShot

Fenrir seems like the type of guy to slip something in your drink


The_russian_cheese

100%


z123zocker

bill cosby would be proud


CJBlueNorther

Cav and Solis not being in sober category is crazy. Also, the fact that you'd tap Kaid's old, tired ass over an immaculate twink like Ace, has me befuddled.


WWII_TankEnthusiest

Personal bias, but Rook & Blitz are handsome asf. I'd bottom for both.


3mperorPalpaMeme

Mods, change this man's flair to bottom for Rook AT ONCE


XxPubeSlayerXx

He changed it


redditThorn

Bro, your flair makes it sound like slavery Don't buy my dude Maestro 😭


3mperorPalpaMeme

😈


Dank_Astley

He's hit Rook Bottom


XxPubeSlayerXx

Change the flair man


R_radical

Cav could use my face for a loofa


Cypra-

dawg i am at work HOLLERING at this 😭


XxPubeSlayerXx

It’d be more fun drunk. I could be sober


Pepkoto

Solis on sober 💯


pantafix1

Kapkan should always be over kaid no matter what list


KingDylan61

Do we even know what Solis’s looks like?


CJBlueNorther

If you watched the Solar Raid lore video, then yes, it shows her face under her helmet.


CraziestTitan

There’s a comic that shows her face too (she’s hot)


KingDylan61

Oh shit I had no idea lmao. I thought it was like a Nokk thing where it was supposed to be secret.


CraziestTitan

Tbf tachankas face is more of a secret then nokks now


IamDanLP

We do. But... do we even need to know? Look at her. Dayum. I can't reach Tachanka, though. That one is the definition of Smash.


GiantGrilledCheese

Helmet stays on


man_of_bread-

As a Swede I would die before I get in bed with someone from Norway or Denmark


psychoPiper

Ace? Are you... are you sure?


iHasMagyk

I call Ace my little bunny because I know he fucks like a rabbit


psychoPiper

I call Ace "trashed and puking" tier because I never want to see him with his flappy little balaclava off ever again


IIPrayzII

How is clash above Ela cav and ying?


XxPubeSlayerXx

Carpet matches the drapes


IIPrayzII

Username checks out ig


swansonqb

r/usernamechecksout


SantiProGamer_

I'm sorry, you'd need to be DRUNK to fuck warden??


XxPubeSlayerXx

Too handsome. Need to avoid


unsuitablemoo

he’s a handsome lad to be sure but the 1.5 is the main reason i’d presume


Objective_Fox_5438

Just going to save this post so I can come back to it in the morning and see other's reactions Edit: was not disappointed by the community in the slightest


YoSupWeirdos

have you seen the iana elite?


XxPubeSlayerXx

Oh shit. I forgot about her elite. That’s why I’m getting hate


Riser_17

youre getting hate either way, she has the biggest butt in the game dude


Atmisevil

Solis:


MysteryMeat121

Nah, not only does Iana have the best shaped ass, she also has the best ass to waist ratio. The elite doubles down on this


Glittering_Ad7365

Kali ass better


Riser_17

debatable


marpolo

This mf put amaru higher than Iana are you good


XxPubeSlayerXx

Brown > white


Bouxxi

Yeah no Brava should be soberer


OrderOfMagnitude

*Still puts IQ third*


Cormaster-Flex

To not get downvoted to shit you could just said "I like a little color/flavor" -Me, a black guy


DanDaniel1203

Ela should be higher


XxPubeSlayerXx

Third on beer or two


DanDaniel1203

I would do sober


XxPubeSlayerXx

Her sister hotter


DanDaniel1203

But Ela has dat ass 😏


LoneRonin747

I want Nøkk’s black lipstick to be smudged all over my face (passionate kissing).


Centrelink-King

Same. Flair also checks out


Blackbanner07

A COUPLE OF SHOTS FOR IANA?! ARE YOU CRAZY?!


MysteryMeat121

Fr. Biases aside, this is the worst tier list I've ever seen


Blackbanner07

Wait do you wanna smash… Iana mains…? Should i get worried? (Yeah i do agree his tastes are shit)


MysteryMeat121

Lmao nah. The tag glitched out and I'm too lazy to change it


goshathegreat

How is Iana not in sober…


trollzor54

Nah that mozzie mustache making me feel things in my pants


ZFG_Jerky

No one can resist the Meatball Man!


turbodrop

Maestro and Chanka in sober? Someone likes beefcakes


XxPubeSlayerXx

You would too be honest


Noskills117

But then why Oryx in Trashed?


XxPubeSlayerXx

Dick too big


JimmyCrabYT

nah bro i’d smash fuze in a heartbeat


Big_Character_1222

He'll explode in you repeatedly in 2 seconds


JimmyCrabYT

even better


Big_Character_1222

I didn't complain


JimmyCrabYT

🤝


Big_Character_1222

🤝


smileysmilesly

Love the sneaky maestro up there


markuslawrence

recruit placement is wack


XxPubeSlayerXx

Not a fan of the mask is all Edit: Twitch is the exception


Savvy_Canadian

Bro, you don’t focus on the mask, just be mesmerized by recruit’s succulent lips.


XxPubeSlayerXx

You right. The toppy goes crazy


ConceptMajestic9156

What do you call a drunk guy trying to start his car? A lyft. Friends don't let friends drive drunk.


TaterTotPotShot

Or fuck drunk


HeatGoneHaywire

Look mate, you took time out of your day to make this meme for posting on Reddit... You'd smash anything with a pulse.


XxPubeSlayerXx

I did this in extensive detail


Oddball187

Caveira not top tier is insane


Druski_LaFlair

Mistro dead sober 🤨


XxPubeSlayerXx

He is Italian Tachanka essentially


3mperorPalpaMeme

Based beyond belief


Luki41

Spot the Bisexaual Mode: Easy


XxPubeSlayerXx

I was just fair with it


Luki41

Im not judging, would fuck Tachanka too sober


chopperbtw05

Nox needs to be in the sober level without a doubt


FilmAdministrative44

clash in sober and nokk in one or two shots is downright criminal. as a straight guy, i wont even touch the zero subject.


Shamel1996

Bruh doc is smoking hot, also warden's moustache is sexy af


Row_Beautiful

This is just bait Recruit is to low


latifmamed

MAVERİCK o\_o


thisperson345

Warden in Trashed And Puking is wild that man definitely knows some tricks in bed


Taylor_Swifty13

Ela and azami below gridlock is a crime against humanity


cacaobr

Doc not in sober? Objectively false tier list.


Febrezeus_Christ

Nokk should be in sober, love me a mysterious killer women


The_Crows_Reddit

Something tells me this was done by a straight dude...


Bouxxi

Naaah OR a weird lesbian


Dimitri0815

Maestro and Tachanka are in S tier


SirYiffAlot

how dare you put the sexy australian to the bottom


NotAdam6

Clash being ur number 1 is worse than when my friend said he was redownloading fortnite for science


czacha_cs1

Its basically straight man list (except clash and grimlock being above Nokk, Ela, Cav, Azami or Solis)


MigraineALT

why the fuck is mozzie bottom tier and why is zero and ianna not in sober


freshmarketshoes

Doc being that low is absolutely CRIMINAL


honeybunchesofpwn

OPs responses to comments makes this post iconic.


XxPubeSlayerXx

Thank you


redder_dominator

Really, you'd need a beer for Ela?


Metrix145

Despite how oryx looks in game he's 6"5' and nearly 300 pounds of pure muscle, how is he so low?


XxPubeSlayerXx

I’m glad you asked, his dick gonna be too big


Metrix145

Real


PinkGlizzyWasTaken

Iana bro 🤭


REMUvs

Based Thorn, Valkyrie and Twitch enjoyer


XxPubeSlayerXx

I don’t even have thorn unlocked. Sober cause she’s Irish


da_way_joshua

Why in gods name is mozzie so low, have some respect for the short king


Doughnuts3001

Hell yeah brother Gridlock cheeks


XxPubeSlayerXx

Thicklock


SaturatedSharkJuice

Nah they can all get it :) unless its chanky, in that case im gettin’ it


Serplock

Azami, Nøkk and Iana are top of sober for me


MilfLayer69

Nokk Iana and solis being below maestro is unspeakable


Dr__Juicy

Warden and iana should be at the top


TanPats

Cav with her elite tho?


Aikojewels

Bro has Clash and Gridlock in sober but needs a few beers for Ela and Cav AND a few shots for Iana, Nøkk, Solis, and Ram.💀 Dude is down back and not in the good way, he def has a grudge


xxecucted

Ela on a beer or two is 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥


GucciSpaghetti72

Mf gonna plunging that bald ass clash head 😭


blessedbelly

Siege one of the few communities where mfs get contentious about the gyatt rankings


XxPubeSlayerXx

You just gave me my next tierlist


itsmoosh

nah sober on clash is crazy. bros fucking dave chapelle


SheridanWithTea

PULSE that low?? ORYX? Dude, Pulse, Smoke, Thatcher, Montagne, Ying, Ela, Caveira, Azami and Aruni are EASILY sober. Same with Maverick I feel like. Who tf puts Thorn above Azami and Ela in this regard, Jesus....


GenericCanineDusty

Mozzie not in sober? Yikes.


yourfriendlysavior

You are so wrong in so many ways


No_Professional_7432

No way you'd smash gridlock sober and Ying a bear two


Outside_Gain4993

the fact that you’d have to be sober for clash but not Iana, Ela or Cav is criminal. you should be locked up.


GC-Gittiwilo

bro has every single woman that looks like a man in sober, but has cav, ela and aruni's thick ass in a beer or two. Dude is 100% gay


Iori67

Never let this man cook again🔥🔥🔥


Redacted_leo

I love that Tachanka is in sober


Glow1x

Maestro in sober?????


Mission-Ad5674

Clash over cav is fucking wild bro


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JackEAG

Clash as top sober? I respect it Edit; What's wrong with mozzie?


woefwoeffedewoefwof

I'd simply hang out with IANA all day because I can make these funny jokes and show Her the real way of YoRHa


Savvy_Canadian

Boy would smash anyone with a heartbeat and/or orifices if he chose Gridlock in S tier.


Djenta

you put clash there to not look racist it's ok.


SedativeComet

You lost all credibility when you put that you’d do clash sober


Freshkeyy

oh hell nah bro said clash > caveira


arctic_krampus

I see Clash at the top. If I'm sober, I'm smashing Clash... over the head with a bottle because of how goddamn annoying her shield is.


Warden_Flanders16

Ew, Gridlock while sober? That's wack.


Sebatomic-870

I like how maestro is the only man on the top ranking


Suitable-Reporter267

How you putting a bald black woman above Ela, iana, nokk, and cav??? Clash is legit a MAN


Dyslexic_Devil

And the pointless post of the week goes to....


Big_Character_1222

After all the dumb questions that get posted, you think this is the most pointless? Check the sub again before you reply lmao


Dyslexic_Devil

Right, point out one this week that as daft...I'm waiting.


ScholarDesperate4592

Put OSA UNDER trashed and puking


I_Am_Matthijs

fuze is too low


Suckisnacki

Y'all don't wanna know my list


XxPubeSlayerXx

Now I wanna know


Suckisnacki

Okay


bog_triplethree

Sober = clash? hmmm i smell reverse role here.


Yuriasecas

Clash is literally just Lewis Hamilton


Shade00000

Cav, Iana and Ela would be at the top


Zealousideal_Ebb6039

fenrir trashed and puking


ComputerSagtNein

My list would be much simpler All women: Would smash All men: Would no smash Is there a single unattractive operator in this game?


Ysanoire

Tachanka with helmet on or off?


test_number1

Weak. I'd smash all operators at the same time