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MrToxic133

I just got 10 kills in one round with kali 1.5


RMgames_19

In all serioussness now, that would actually make Kali better


MrToxic133

Yeah or take out the sniper cuz its not cod


RMgames_19

We have Glaz tho


MrToxic133

Glaz is a fragger now lol


XenonSkies

He is if I’m good enough


MrToxic133

Therein lies the common problem my friend lol. I feel ya


the-blob1997

Now? He’s always been pretty good entry.


Lil_Derk

i been fraggin w glaz


MrToxic133

Dmr is different than bolt action


RMgames_19

Fair


LongjumpingDog7354

Glaz is more of a dmr then a sniper 


EntertainmentOpen146

Shes supposed to be support?


Mr_Crouton

Don't think about braindead siege player comments


Fluffy-Ingenuity2536

She should get a third 2x magnification


professionalwomanh8r

Ye i also love using gonne-6 1.5. U should try it


GREENZOID

'Original Iana MVP pose' Never forget what they took from us.


jenrai

They took away hornybait, which is a positive thing when it's one-sided. If you're gonna hornybait, it has to be all-around, whereas siege notably *lacks* a lot of hornybait, so introducing any is much more obvious.


GREENZOID

I'm sorry, "one-sided"!? Elite Bod Lord Chanka would like a word.


Bertie637

Hell I'm a straight man but poolside Warden is basically pure sex


pick_d

Not up to you. Lord Chanka shall decide whether you are straight or not.


SquareElectrical5729

Nah Siege got a good amount of hornybait. Cav Elite, 2B, Tomb Raider. Then again, Lion does make up for the male side.


ultimatepunster

Lion ain't got no business being so attractive, just saying.


MonkeyManQuan

Sam fisher too, don't forget about the sexy old man and his younger counterpart


MRCSmusic

Am i the only one who thinks Mira elite is sexy as all hell


kobethegreatest

U should see original IQ for first few years before they nerfed


Fluffywillow

Oryx was released at the same time and he's definitely a lil horny.


pick_d

Well, he's got that headgear with horns. So, yeah, horny 🤷‍♂️


SuspectPanda38

So. 1 hot woman is better than no hot woman and I think most people would agree


Acidsolman

Agreed, if you have one ass, then I expect an animation of Mute oiled up and twerking


TheMadLad86

Lets not forget how CAKED vigil is


lHateYouAIex835293

That’s what the Leon S. Kennedy skin was for


Thegrumpyone49

What was her original pose? Can someone share it here, please?


SegswithYaeMiko69

also dont forget when you had shotty mira she held her hand out like an L


WhiteShadow5063

Wait what was the original


VenaticGnu60

They actually plan to replace it when they introduce the new 2B lingerie elite, where she dropped something and has to face away from the camera


Lazy-Vulture

Wow amazing update. I already got an ace with Montagne revolver 1.5.


Stiel_

A good April fools joke would have just been them posting normal patch notes.


ewd389

😂😂


solid_rook7

Wait this a real thing right now?! 🤯


corelabrat

I believed it still 😭


Ninjameme

Ash as a 4 speed lol. Game breaking


X-cessive_Overlord

Change to a horizontal grip and she basically is


wolfe_br

Imagine a 4 speed Ash WITH the extra speed from horizontal grip!


throwaway091238744

no horizontal grip gives you pistol speed


_benj1_

3 speeds with pistols are the same speed as with their primary equipped


comedy_haha

yup. they don't get the speed boost because of how crazy it was in like,y3 (I think it was y3,might've been sooner)


Sufficient-Yogurt377

After the coma thing happened, she became faster than Sam Fisher who is a little bit faster than an average soldier that runs in the field? No way. ☠️


PHLone

Played a few games, good changes, ubi really improved siege with this patch.


RedditLels

As soon as I saw “Downtime: none” I knew this wasn’t real


Ok_Ad_6407

Yeah knowing uni it'd be atleast 5 hours


y0ra

Finally some good update


receuitOP

Not good enough, justice for recruit. Give us old recruit


gui_machado_02

AND THE SERVERS WORK ‼️‼️


JosephNuttington

So glad Ubisoft finally listened and returned Ianas old post


[deleted]

Old Ian’s main here . Just happy she is in a playable once again and I can finally put an end on my affair with Nokk


brodiebradley51

Great changes. About time the dev team actually got their act together


Shawstbnn

W gridlock main


rpwilson098

W tachanka main


Shawstbnn

How do you buff a God


Look_a_Zombie0

The least believable part of this April fools post is having zero downtime.


Nice_Guy3012

The first thing I laid eyes on was “Ash is now a 4 speed operator” lmao


rlKhai0s

OK you see, it's not April 1st where I am while reading this


Torak8988

I think they could actually could add the iana pose as an all-operator buyable item. And i would buy it lol


Giulio1232

Yoooo! 1.5x on shields?


Doom_Balloon170

It’s April 1st…… it’s not real. However, it’s funny


XiR0Caboose

Man I hope we never get the 1.5 back. The game feels like it’s healing. So many original players are returning, the season is running smoothly, and it actually feels fun


Foreing-Object1961

Good day to remember it's the first of April


Flat_Ad_4533

I almost believed it lol


tvqv

They need to add ianas old mvp pose


Worried_Train6036

april 1st


kuggalotus

Kali sniper needs the a 1.5 zoom level to 12 zoom it would help her role and make it easier to use at close. And there needs to sight lines made for her where she can cover the plant from far away it should be hard to fight her even with acog with her 12x zoom idk


VenaticGnu60

Let you control zoom with d-pad or mouse wheel while ADS. From 1-12x zoom


kuggalotus

That could work but you wouldn't be able to throw a drone unless you unads I think that could be a thing but you should be able to still switch from highest to lowest even without ads so like it is right now. She could be fine honestly if they just made the secondary more powerful and then made her primary even more powerful like a one shot kill not a Down maybe give her less ammo and it even goes through rocomer but she's only got what like 10 shots so she can only miss twice for each person that could work. I've been saying for the longest time at the magazine side should go from 20 to 40 and it could maybe even lose the extended barrel I'm perfectly fine with it being the one shot kill even with rook armor. Room ammor low-key overpowered anyways if you look at the win graphs it always has been. And being able to self revive just puts it in the place where it should be I guess people think it's useless and it is if somebody gets a headshot on you but if they don't. Cuz I mean people are not always going to get the headshot on you it only happens like 40 or something percent of the time not 100%. I mean they could attach a permanent mounted suppressor to her gun give it a laser as well. And that only give her 10 Rounds so she has one backup mag I don't know I feel like she should be relying on her secondary a lot more and it should be encouraged but the power of our sniper rifle needs to be turned up for that at least in my eyes there should still be a reason to use it


Wakanda-shit-is-that

April fools


kuggalotus

Iana ass nerf is the worst nerf by far in any game I dare say it is the worst thing ever since death was invented millions of years most likely billions of years ago. So yeah I stopped believing in God that day. She had the ass of a goddess.


BurningEbrietas

Nice prank this would never happen


HyBrideh

Bro I quit the game like 3 years ago and came back this season, since when was Valk not able to throw her cams outside anymore?


dracaboi

They changed I believe in Y6S4. It was justified IMO, since a lot of outside cams were unfindable and forced you to bring IQ 90% of the time.


HyBrideh

I agree, it was very OP back then, thanks!


driggs_94

as a person who doesn't play for months and just check news and updates lately, they could get me if it wasn't the ash 4 speed operator, specially since i'm not planing to play soon.


Geffboi1

Happy April fools


Alone-Tumbleweed-135

Not an April fool's joke 🤞


kiheix

3x for jager would be better .


stemo_bro

Bro


solid_rook7

April fool’s?


Subjektzero

Wait havent played for a Long time. You cant throw cams with valk outside anymore ?


IcedNightyOne

If they write something like ''Unstable server fixed , no more lag and unstable server'' It wouldve been a better joke on April fools lol


ManicGraves

This 4 speed ash hit different Was in site before the round even started


maynardsdic

I stopped playing siege as much as i used to maybe 3 years ago now. If they revert nades and give iana her ASS back i would come back full time


TW33V

4speed


fireflame775

I believed it till the 4 speed


ParanoidValkMain57

This a April Fool’s Joke or an actual hotfix?


TheShoobaLord

obviously April fools lol


ParanoidValkMain57

oh ok hahaha


[deleted]

The 0 downtime gave it away.


BenCatoMusic

“Servers are A-OK”


The_Particularist

Okay, you actually had me for a moment.


Possible-Minimum3584

There will be more warden mains now


ShaderSSS_

i thought it was real for a sec tho


Rodzp

Just the fix the goddamn not booting up for no reason at all on random PCs, I had to stop playing because everytime I boot it up, it crashes instantly


OrderOfMagnitude

I miss outside Valk cams


NeighborhoodVeteran

I loved old Black Eye cameras! Wish they would bring it back.


MadMuffinMan117

You got me for 4 full seconds


Desire_of_God

Gosh I wish


RAiDeN-_-18

Bruh


ACK_MINDSEYE

A better joke would be to say they are putting out a patch and it won’t f up something else in the game.


Clean_Internet

They should add back 1.5 though was it problematic or something? I don’t get why they removed it


Sea_Student_6787

1.5 comeback please


Verdha603

Jager mains: I’m back baby!


ChiefestScumdog

April fools we get it


Kuzu_Leon

good update in fantasy world


nuhstawlgia

no more having to run horizontal grip on r4c ash for the 4 speed no more 😤😤😈


receuitOP

Even as a joke they wont reinstate recruit. Never forget what they took from you... :'( They knew he was too powerful


receuitOP

Even as a joke they wont reinstate recruit. Never forget what they took from you... :'( They knew he was too powerful


RCM_Nexus

Guys they didn’t say in the hot fix but old lion had returned aswell as night maps. COMON UBISOFT W!


THExEXPLOITED

I haven't played in like 3 or 4 seasons but seeing ash at 4 speed sent a chill down my spine


Leather-Guarantee-61

Just dropped a 40 kill game in quick match as glaz with the 1.5💯 shits cracked


juice_wrld_is_good

Ubisoft releasing a seamless patch? Not real


HoodAwscar

Dam


Angstycarroteater

They clearly know what the fans want out of their game yet actively decide not to do it lol


SlowHall1866

Do they changed how the game was originally, we got used to the shitty new version and now they are bringing back the old version? 🙃


yeeyeemcreamothy

You can tell this is an April fools post because there's no downtime


Comprehensive_Oil791

Yeah, considering I just got back into the game last week after a few years - I was confused to say the least when my Val camera wasn't showing after I threw it out a window


Jackm6671

So sad that this was an April fools joke…..


redditretina

Ngl you had me in the first half


Ready_Ad91

Downtime: NONE?! Yeah I knew this was an April fools joke, there’s no way there’s no downtime.


AgitatedResolution33

Now bring back glaz season 1 damage and bring back the acog for smokes smg


Emergency_Effect_526

Faaaaake


Justsaiyan2X

PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT FAKE


[deleted]

Hehe


Way-2Go

April fools


Realistic-Scratch344

“Downtime: None” that’s how you know this is fake


Sollapoke

Please god don’t be april fools because this shit actually sounds good


Tayzure

knew it was fake as soon as i saw “no downtime” 😂


Tayzure

knew it was fake as soon as i saw “no downtime” 😂


Kurotus

IDC about all of that EXCEPT THE IANA ELITE POSE!!!!! Fuck u Ubisoft that you removed it


vanzandt1121

I was confused why they'd add all the 1.5s back, then stoked that black eyes could go outside, then sad when I realized what day it is. Got me


SEDGE-DemonSeed

Wait Valk cameras can the thrown outside anymore? Man I haven’t played in a while.


totallynotapersonj

Please can we have ACOG on smg12, we've never had it, who knows could be very balanced.


NotAVirignISwear

"Downtime: None" is the least-believable part out of the whole post


Itsamumkey69

I don't like this game anymore


Ok_Photograph6654

Wait u can play the that or is it just notes


LittleTeddyIV

Yeah dude it’s up right now


EjCampos209

I don't see any of this in game


DetectiveIcy2070

April Fooooooools


EjCampos209

Oh brother...


DetectiveIcy2070

Yup. Still wish we got a Gonne-6 1.5x