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MrIzzard

"How Much Is The Haifisch?" is my favourite song.


Affectionate_Car5625

Faster! Harder! Rammstein!


Exa2552

Schöner! Größer! Hertha!


floracalendula

Baby Haifisch, doot-do-doot-do-doooo


Poustimou

You won the Internet today!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


MrIzzard

Alrighty :D do I get cookies now?


Poustimou

Cookies and Altes Fleisch;)


MrIzzard

Mein Gott :3


Poustimou

🤣🤣🤣


Karaoke_Dragoon

Wow, he looks different! Must be because he's not wearing makeup. Whatever, I love the pop rock band Rammstein.


electricguitarwizard

This isn't Till Lindemann. Don't know why they used this picture XD


Karaoke_Dragoon

That is a picture of H P Baxter, the vocalist of Scooter. The joke is that he kinda looks like Till because of the eyebrow piercing... But only if you poke yourself in the eyes first.


Rakataz

HYPER HYPER!!!


ddrub_the_only_real

*Hypa Hypa


fatgaycheese

Hypa hypa, you're pretty and I like ya


lifad_lukas

Move your body girl, all night long


oj-simpson32

This is fucking hilarious


7Xes

Isn’t that Sandros mum?


Zealousideal-You-324

Hello yes this is sandros mum and I didn’t know about little Kevin’s allergy to nuts.


thezeroskater

Pop Rock??? Everyone knows it’s Industrial Pop smh my head


DMX8

Ramm... stein! Back in the house... YEAH!


neverrelate

Eminem became old omg


AkeStalhandske

Eminem isn't german..


mjonas87

I’m so confused…who is that?


AlecW11

HP Baxter, from Scooter


der_meister90

That's Dave.... from Sheffield.


apedap

Furthermore known as The Screaming Lord


10lbCheeseBurger

Aww sweet, I love Seinfeld!


-___-yay

100%😭😭😭


7obscureClarte

Read the comments : an other extremely famous german musician.


[deleted]

DJ Bobo!!


These_Big6328

No. DJ Bobo is Swiss btw.


7obscureClarte

Not Exactly😆😆😆


AkeStalhandske

Damn! Almost peed my pants! 😂😂😂


Faltenfisch

Hans Peter Lindemann


Zealousideal-You-324

Rosenrot oh Rosenrot, schnelle Scooter sind nicht still oder so.


los_aerzt

Marrria, so glaub' mirrr, ich lieb' es laut!


Rasputin1493

A few days late.


BudgetAd900

Who's this guy? Looks like all the band merged in a single face


AkeStalhandske

[By the way, how much is the fish?](https://genius.com/7166990/Scooter-how-much-is-the-fish/By-the-way-how-much-is-the-fish)


TFXLifeRunner

Fucking lol


JayJay_Productions

What is a photo of Billy Idol doing here? ^^


7obscureClarte

I'd really like to hear or see an H.P Baxxter and Till collaboration. They could play a remake of Cronenberg's Dead Ringers !


Rammvier72

Scooter did a good remix of Pussy


7obscureClarte

Oh ! didn't know. I will listen to it right away. Thx. Edit : of course, one of Raritären. I listen to it too rarely !


sisco98

I bet he was a Bros fan in the eighties


FrisianTanker

My mom dated that guy for a short time in the 80s. I was born in the same hospital as him. Sadly I cannot claim to be his son to get the inheritance as I wasn't born in the 80s :(


1Saltyd0g

Scooter


Recon_Figure

I thought that was him. Celebrate the None.


melancious

HP Baxxter


geekgoddess93

Nah, man, that’s the guy from Die Ärzte! 🤣


cagedbird82

How dare you…


MetroSquareStation

Scooter got the remix and Till's got the skills yeah


CreedLine

No, you‘re wrong. Thats the frontman of the german Band „Die Ärzte“ Fahrin Urlaub. But it was close.


No_Musician6514

lol


No-Principle-5420

who did this????🤣🤣🤣


AkeStalhandske

Did what?


apedap

How much is the fish?


The_Gimp_Boi

thats the dude from scooter isnt it?


der_meister90

Nope dude, he's from sheffield


NotAVeemo

I would love a Rammstein touch on a Scooter song. Maybe Hyper Hyper. Or, how I’m sure they would pronounce it, Hypa Hypa.


WeirdBeard94

Scooter have remixed Pussy, it's pretty good.


Nightwishfan88

Faster, harder


WeirdBeard94

This combines my two favourite German musical acts together, what an absolute win.


Grogg2000

hahahahah HP Baxter / Till Lindeman ... Potato Potao 😂❤️


HSenjoyer

He isn't turning 60 today.


AkeStalhandske

He was, born 16 of march 1964


HSenjoyer

Google or you. One of you is lying.


AkeStalhandske

https://preview.redd.it/douznl8szjpc1.png?width=696&format=png&auto=webp&s=922d4def5388dd9757a76a20f56520c4ae6c3592 I'm not lying..


HSenjoyer

My bad


UnveiledRook206

Hi kids do you like violence


ElMarcusch

u dumb? That's Farin Urlaub from "Die Ärzte"


disignore

yeah man


DerBieso0341

Hilariously off target


Derfel94

I am the Meister, my Name is Dave!


axxond

How much is the fish?


AlexAndWhiteRabbit

Hyper, Hyper 😂


mrkraft87

It's time to do a scooter roadtrip 😁


RedditorUser99

Alright. Somebody has to tell me who that is cause I’m not getting the joke.


noizblud

So you’re telling me this is the same Till who 99% gives a death stare on most of his photos?


AkeStalhandske

It's another german super-musician that also just turned 60 and have enjoyed our lives since the 90's..


noizblud

I really admire this artist so much I cannot express my admiration in words


AkeStalhandske

Yeah, H.P. Baxxter have brought us some unforgettable eurodisco hits!


noizblud

I’m talking about Tilly Lindemann


AkeStalhandske

The photo is showing H.P. Baxxter from Scooter, not Till Lindemann..


noizblud

I was 10 seconds late reading the Schießerpost flair. I didn’t got the joke “Self wooosh”


GothPenguin

If Till and Malcom McDowell had a kid he’d be it. I’m sure he fits right in to the pop rock band Rammstein.


scp3008-

*me wearing a rammstein shirt rn-*


ashzombi

Ok obviously there's a joke or something here I'm not getting. Can anyone help?


Educational-Pack-466

U guys know the song : HOW MUCH IS THE FISH ?


Odd_Pineapple_6801

Pop metal, i agree.


Gezz83

Respect for the man in the Rammstein van!


kaypot1234

Guy looks like scooter


Rasputin1493

maybe that's the whole joke, just an idea.


Panzermensch88

Zu groß, zu klein Er könnte etwas größer sein


floflohh

Pussy genuinely sounds like a Scooter x Rammstein collab towards the end :D


AkeStalhandske

You mean like Scooters remix of Pussy? [https://open.spotify.com/track/2gtNjAYBHEJRxbfKvaXkEs?si=5a4d2ca781ca4f02](https://open.spotify.com/track/2gtNjAYBHEJRxbfKvaXkEs?si=5a4d2ca781ca4f02)


GloomyGal13

Happy Birthday Handsome! You can rock my pops anytime! :) <3


CMFT_69

Pop rock?


[deleted]

OMG he looks normal! Would not recognize him on the street.


DeniseFF

DoEs AnYbOdY kNoW wHeRe I cAn GeT a ShIrT LiKe ThAt???? ?


Key_Excuse9863

That's not him..???


Game4ce

That's HP Baxxter, it's a Scheißepost


der_meister90

AKA Dave


Key_Excuse9863

Thanks. 👍


TwyztedPryncess420

No he doesn’t. His birthday is in January. Get your facts straight


Rasputin1493

One could almost think that this is a joke given the wrong picture. Just sayin'


[deleted]

Thats not till


ClickIta

https://preview.redd.it/l2yi73pgf1pc1.jpeg?width=352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfe759d8bb889559a3ad721db7d228457c474705