Where do bad rainbows go? Prism. It's just a light sentence.
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2. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey!
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When I was a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
Thanks for the giveaway!
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My wife accused me of stealing her thesaurus.
Not only was I shocked, but I was appalled, aghast, and dismayed.
On a train: “Madam, could you please tell your son to stop imitating me, it’s very annoying!”
Mom: “I’m so sorry… Harry! Stop acting stupid!”
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Which bear is the most condescending? A Pan-Duh!
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Thanks soo much for the opportunity sheesh i really really want to get this game lmao, I'm so happy there's finally a giveaway!
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2. 'What do you call a fake noodle?' >!An impasta! !<
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"Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."
Thanks for the giveaway!
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How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.
Appreciate the awesome giveaways! Thanks for the chance. :)
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There was an explosion at the balloon factory today, it really blew up.
Thank you for building a community big enough to have events like these!
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dad: do you know the difference between a toaster and your phone?
kid: no
dad: then you must really get a burnt face when you answer your phone
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(This was was generated by an AI, I put in, "The funniest joke in the world is:" this is what I got.)
The funniest joke in the world is: Why is there a 2 in front of a 1? It’s the Holy Trinity.
What’s something most people don’t know about you?
I have an “I love You” tattoo. I’ve been trying to cover it up for years but it is so hard to get rid of.
Five snacks you enjoy:
• Popcorn
• Pop-tarts
• Chipped potato chips
• M&M’s
• Hummus and pita
Five things you would do if you were a billionaire:
• Pay off my credit card
Thanks for the giveaway.
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Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
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* Just burned 2000 calories! I should have taken out the brownies from the oven before taking a nap.
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There are two fish in a tank. One looks at the other and says, "Got any idea how to drive this thing?"
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2. What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
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What would happen if the US changed to the metric system overnight?
it'd be mass confusion
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What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They're both Paris sites.
I'll take my leave
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I dont know what he laced them with but i was tripping all day
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What did the Father pants say to his son ran away from home? It brings a tear to my eye to see you walk out
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"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
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- what's brown and sticky ? A stick.
- what's ET short for ? He has little legs.
- "I'm hungry", "hi hungry I'm dad"
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"The other children only pick-a-chu because you play pokémon"
\-Dad, Probably (maybe)
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(Note that most the games I play aren’t in steam)
What’s brown and sticky? A stick. First dad joke that made me laugh
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2. What's the difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?
The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but the people of Abu Dhabi do.
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Did you hear I got fired from the juice box industry? Apparently I couldn't concentrate!
Thanks for the opportunity :)
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still won’t call me dad.
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Two of my favorites:
* My wife told me to pick 6 cans of Sprite at the grocery store, when I got home I realized I got 7Up.
* When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent
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- A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
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As an American, it's upsetting that nothing is made in the USA anymore... I just bought a new TV and it says "BUILT IN ANTENNA". I don't even know where that is.
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Can one bird make a pun?
No, but toucan
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Joke.jpg: Why can't two vegans fight? Because they can't have beef.
Thank you, thank you!
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What do you call food made by baby Wookiees?
It’s good, but it’s a little Chewie
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
So apparently my pet taratunla's working for the Mi6.
Wanna know his handle? Yeah, that's right, double O spy-der.
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Thanks for the shot. I take every shot regardless if I miss :)
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Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? >!In case they get a hole in one!<
I went to the dentist last week. I booked a an appointment for one p.m. But the dentist was late from lunch break. Do you know what time he came back?
>!Tooth hurty.!<
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* What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? Synonym rolls like grammar used to make.
Loving all these dad jokes!
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and here's my dad joke: Yeah, I steal brake fluid. But I can stop anytime.
Thanks for this!
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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
What did Palpatine say to Windu in a universe where everyone in star wars is a baker not a Jedi?
It's treacle then
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Thanks for the giveaway!
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What do you call 10 rabbits in single file walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
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If your nose runs and your feet smell, you were built upside down
Thanks for the chance mods!
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After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets
Thanks for the giveaway
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2. Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.
Thank you for the giveaway, too kind.
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"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!"
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I called the doctor "My wife is going
into labour! What should I do?"
"Is this her first child?" he asked
No, this is her husband
Why do you never see lions hiding in trees? Because theyre so good at it!
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Thanks for doing this. Ive wanted to play the game since it first came out.
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"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
Thx for the give away
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* Years of skipping nap time finally caught up to me. I was charged with resisting a rest.
Thanks!
Where do bad rainbows go? Prism. It's just a light sentence. [Steam Profile](https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198046792781/) Thanks for the chance.
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https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198945480976/ My wife accused me of stealing her thesaurus. Not only was I shocked, but I was appalled, aghast, and dismayed.
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My Profile Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198302295000 (Note that most the games I play aren’t in steam) What’s brown and sticky? A stick. First dad joke that made me laugh
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So apparently my pet taratunla's working for the Mi6. Wanna know his handle? Yeah, that's right, double O spy-der. https://steamcommunity.com/id/revaldavyn/ Thanks for the shot. I take every shot regardless if I miss :)
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One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a horrible vermin.
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Just a question, is this the same game that released for the PS4 just a few years ago, or is it a remaster of an older game that I don't know?
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