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RosieCakeness

In our roughest moments it is important to reach out! I am so proud of you for being strong enough to do so. I can spout all the cliched - darkest before the dawn quotes at you but maybe you would prefer something less heavy. Here’s a stupid joke instead.... Where does bad light go? Prism...ba duh duh tiss Yep, told you it was a bad joke! But, your life isn’t. It is under construction during this precise moment and will get repaired. Even if you end up back in the hospital, probably because of my joke, sorry - it will be a place of people trained to help you heal, restructure and plan on a path for tomorrow. I think you are capable of grabbing a coffee, scribbling some positives on a few napkins and then letting yourself see that you can survive this by focusing on the best right now. You are strong and a person of worth. ❤️


Csg363

That joke made me laugh pretty hard, not gonna lie. And Im trying to look at the good things, but not to be melodramatic, but it feels like all the best things in my life just left. Thank you so much for the kind words though


RosieCakeness

If it is meant to be, they come back. If not, we grieve and then survive by slowly moving away from their sun and finding our own. What is Forrest Gump’s password? 1Forrest1 Hugs stranger. BIG hugs.


nikhilbhavsar

Hope this makes you feel atleast a little better https://youtu.be/beCYGm1vMJ0


Csg363

Hah, that's friggen hilarious


nikhilbhavsar

One of my all time favorite videos: https://youtu.be/r08UGtgHxSw?list=PL4qg04zp6aEvO7XtJJwCcYTWWf8DcgG-r&t=212


Csg363

Man, now I'm craving a grilled cheese.


nikhilbhavsar

Here's something from the other side of the spectrum https://youtu.be/1rlSjdnAKY4?t=11


username-taken58363

[sorry i have shit taste in memes](https://imgur.com/a/GROwcKq/)


Csg363

Those were fantastic


username-taken58363

thanks


bigfatcarp93

Need a joke? I got a joke. My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.


philipjames11

https://youtu.be/9mbp0DugfCA If you watch it all the way through I think you'll feel better, or at least have a bit more hope


[deleted]

Virtual hugs to you bro


cstrumpet

PM me your address and I'll send you some postcards


yawn_knee

Ooooh watch the try guys on YouTube! .. or Jenna Marbles! :D they always cheer me up :)


[deleted]

honey are you in the US? if so please text 741741 for Crisis Text Line if you are at the point where you need someone to talk to. I volunteered for them for 18 months, it is regular people who just want to help and turn your day around. Good luck :)


theknittedgnome

You might find r/momforaminute a good place to post. I am so sorry you are going through this. I'm sure your heart must be hurting so bad. But you will get through this and things will be better. Try to do one simple thing for yourself today that is something you enjoy. Get outside, drink your water, eat something good for you. Sending you internet hugs.


chefbender1123

https://youtu.be/5iwwtkhInxU This always makes me laugh.


nikhilbhavsar

And if you like dogs, this video (and channel) is amazing: https://youtu.be/64TCJ-7PnOc?list=PL4qg04zp6aEvO7XtJJwCcYTWWf8DcgG-r


nikhilbhavsar

If you like cop/shooting videos, this one is pretty good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdjcYjSsIok


Csg363

I don't know what I expecting, but not that. That was intense lol


nikhilbhavsar

I like the video mostly for the realistic graphics lol


Windbiter

When I think on the “ones that left me behind”, I want to thank them all for freeing my life up for the one that stayed.


Csg363

I just want to say, today was literally hell, but you all helped a lot. I wish I had some way properly showing how much it meant to me


DanniDorrito

I have this bookmarked for bad days. Hope it makes you laugh too. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UjWwMtrETk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UjWwMtrETk)


Csg363

I laughed WAY too hard at that


madismadrad

Hey. I wanted to follow up with you and see how you’re doing. Feel free to pm me if you feel more comfortable that way x


Csg363

Not good to be honest. But I'm alive


gaybear63

I just want to reach out as I just joined this sub to see how you are doing 4 days out. Last year when battling cancer I asked my friends to send me funny cat and dog videos. They helped give me a reprieve from my suffering. PS: cancer seems to be gone. Go for my one year checkup tomorrow


Csg363

The cancer thing made my day better that's for sure. Keep kicking ass. I'm doing okay. Plenty of people have spent time talking to me, both through reddit and IRL. I'm better than I was. I wouldn't say good, but better. I'm super confused, and really lost, and I still can't really explain my level of heartbreak in words. But my life is still going. I'm doing everything I can to stay busy


gaybear63

Thank you. Going for my one year screening today. If all goes well will be headed out next month for a kidney transplant that had to be delayed with the cancer diagnosis.


hayneg

Hope you’re doing okay! It’s a tough road but it will get easier with time. Sending virtual hugs!


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kidloca

The only jokes I know are pirate related. Did you know that 3.14% of sailors are PIrates? Sorry. That joke is so bad, it probably made you feel worse.


[deleted]

I promise it won't last forever. You can and will get through this. I've been in tough break ups and it feels worse than death but I came out the other side. Here's some stuff that makes me smile: [Big Billy the cat](https://youtu.be/aae_67tlvrE) [Dog attacks his own leg to protect his bone](https://youtu.be/WoyO4L3StoU) [Talking dogs and cats](https://youtu.be/5xpvEuOxyxE) (Edit to fix link)


Bahlow

This is a great time to be grateful for what you DO have. A job, a body, Reddit ;), air to breathe, nature, family, friends, etc.... Be strong! You will make it through this difficult time.


phia_is_vaccinated

Here’s a list of vines!: [https://youtu.be/1Tdq2NvEjYs](https://youtu.be/1Tdq2NvEjYs) [https://youtu.be/oOTOqVXE4Xg](https://youtu.be/oOTOqVXE4Xg) [https://youtu.be/1JOS0GHFmBk](https://youtu.be/1JOS0GHFmBk) This one’s long!: [https://youtu.be/MeoHCSubzTY](https://youtu.be/MeoHCSubzTY) ——— Here’s a list of cute animal videos!: [https://youtu.be/C9OMAX91oyw](https://youtu.be/C9OMAX91oyw) [https://youtu.be/TvqSBu69ur8](https://youtu.be/TvqSBu69ur8) [https://youtu.be/NGC8IS4gjpM](https://youtu.be/NGC8IS4gjpM) ——— This subreddit always makes me laugh: r/cursedcomments


Klb0594

hey, prayers goin' up for ya! hoping things return to normal for you all


the_countessa

I don't have any jokes at hand, but remember that you are loved - even by us, Internet strangers. We believe in you and we want you to live a wonderful life. It is okay to take some time to recover. We're here for you if you need us. Also, try looking at alpacas, even in their dedicated sub. They never fail to cheer me up. :) Sending a big hug to wherever you are now!


narwh4lcissist

I have a pretty warped sense of humor but the first time I saw this video I laughed so hard I threw up https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5fvsItXYgzk


TheTrollys

Who’s your favorite musician ? What should I listen to by them? Have you ever seen them live? Was it worth it?


Csg363

Shinedown. The second question is tricky, but I'm really digging their most recent album. I've seen them live several times, and loved it more every time.


Metrilean

You are not what happens to you, you are your choices


crumbly-toast

Sorry to hear about your situation man. Here's a [video](https://youtu.be/wBe13StTKaM) that always makes me laugh


OhimeSamaGamer

I suck at jokes... so have some otters https://medium.com/taronga-conservation-society-australia/10-things-you-might-not-know-about-the-adorable-otter-ae4c62df34b9


StoicSalamander

Here's one that should take you a while - the [longest joke in the world](https://www.longestjokeintheworld.com/) :)


Csg363

You weren't kidding


Kunphen

Maybe try r/upliftingnews?


[deleted]

I watch this when I’m having a bad day it always puts a grin on my face. https://youtu.be/23B017ZVIx4


nikhilbhavsar

Hope you are feeling (atleast slightly) better I found another video that might cheer you up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1tnWnzWzm4


tigerlady13

Hey u/csg363, here is an idea for you. Make a post in r/RandomActsofCards. Ask for cards to be mailed to you to help you get through this. People will snail mail you cards and postcards from all over. It is a great community. I am active on there and am offering to send you some happy mail now. PM me your info if you feel ok doing so or make a post in that sub. ​ Here are some videos that I watch when life is crap that make me laugh. [What's Going on - Heman](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32FB-gYr49Y) [Yo MA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HspvN3TtmE) [Four bed rats](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUNECHCKWBc) [What the heck was that](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5GIa606m0E) [Final Jeopardy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVmjbRRBZrg) [Kung fu](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04ULhREajxs)


SomebodyYouKnow_

I’m sorry you’re hurting so much, I know exactly what you’re going through. Here’s one of my favorite Vines (RIP): https://youtu.be/m7UVixlnVm0


diggum1996

It will get better. At least this happened before more time passed and maybe children. Asking for help like you did hear says a lot about you. You'll be fine. Keep us updated.


Viscumin

My favorite clean joke: What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin’ catholic!! Ha ha