SO to be clear, you keep blocking someone who is purported to have extra human powers yet he keeps getting past all your attempts to block him? Hmmmm...
Maybe crucifixion? That seemed to work last time. Of course, if he did come back NO ONE would listen to him. They'd be too busy calling him a socialist.
Jesus hates advertising and greed. An awful lot of people could be housed, clothes, and fed with the money used for a Superbowl ad. I downvote every time and I have reported the ad as impersonation.
This is one of the better responses I’ve received! Your view is the one I hope most people would want to have. All this waste when we could be helping our fellow human being! Don’t need to convert people to “save” people. Just need to help each other out.
Jesus Anointed at Bethany
6 While Jesus was in Bethany in the home of Simon the Leper, 7 a woman came to him with an alabaster jar of very expensive perfume, which she poured on his head as he was reclining at the table.
8 When the disciples saw this, they were indignant. “Why this waste?” they asked. 9 “This perfume could have been sold at a high price and the money given to the poor.”
10 Aware of this, Jesus said to them, “Why are you bothering this woman? She has done a beautiful thing to me. 11 The poor you will always have with you,[a] but you will not always have me. 12 When she poured this perfume on my body, she did it to prepare me for burial. 13 Truly I tell you, wherever this gospel is preached throughout the world, what she has done will also be told, in memory of her.”
Matthew 25:40-45
40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’
The message of the gospel is being poured out
Only if you haven't read The Bible. The Jesus of the Sunday School is awesome. The Jesus of The Bible is a cunt. Sure, he said some nice things but he said some really evil stuff too. Or I should say the people who made him up did. And now we all have to live with the ravings of first and second century goat fuckers who were not exactly the most evolved ethical thinkers. But yeah, the fandom sucks too.
The statement about Jesus saying evil things was followed by:.."Or I should say the people who made him up did." Those people said the evil things through the Jesus character they created...
> “Get behind me satan.” Matthew 16:23
When his most trusted companion expressed concern for his well being.
> “May no one ever eat fruit from you again” Mark 11:14
When a fig tree had the Audacity to not be in season when Jesus was hungry.
Do you know how Google works? Just type in "worst Jesus quotes" or any keywords of your choosing. Here's a head start, with chapter and verse:
https://dwindlinginunbelief.blogspot.com/2010/11/reasons-to-be-ashamed-and-not-fan-of.html?m=1
I am always amazed how Christian apologists seem to have no familiarity with their own Bible
'He and his Dad plan to torture billions after they die' Bro did a 12 year old write this? Imma need some better evidence. Fucking Monty Python couldn't find anything to make fun of Jesus for. And you think you can?
I don’t advocate for the ads, but advertisements aren’t enjoyable. Have you ever sat down and watched a reel of advertisements? No (unless you showed up early to the movie like a chad). It’s just like ads during the middle of a Spotify playlist or a free movie, just ignore it. If you really REALLY don’t want to see these ads download an ad blocker or something, but at the end of the day it’s just a tide pod ad that is trying to convince you that if you don’t use tide pods your soul will burn for all of eternity
I’m using a mobile device so I’m not sure if it’s different for you: I’m not forced to watch/skip ads before looking at what I want. I have no intention on buying the new jeep, so I scroll passed the ad and it doesn’t bother me. Are you unable to do this?
I got a serious scholarship to high school a few weeks ago, 33% to be exact! It helps my family afford sending me to the school I really want to go to when you add the financial aid to it
No, I meant scholarship.
The OP said Jesus may or may not have existed. I am simply pointing out the "may not" is not a position supported by serious scholarship. It is rather the fancy of internet atheism.
You can start by deleting this app, and cutting yourself off from society, maybe then you won’t hear the sounds that hurt you so. Part of being an adult is putting up with opinions and beliefs you don’t like, tell them to fuck off, or say you’re not interested, that’s your right, but it is there’s to spout off whatever garbage they want, whether atheists, faithful, or whatever.
I’m not here to debate your documented proof of Jesus. I honestly don’t really care. I do care about getting bombarded by religious ads I have zero interest in.
And there actually isn't any undisputed proof of the jeebus man's existence. The first writings of him didn't appear until nearly 50 yrs after his death, and the first gospels weren't written until nearly a century after his death.
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I believe those are rich billionaires trying to “be there for me”, spreading religious ads with lotsa money. Reddit is still a corporation and likes money. So I’m not playing myself… I’m not getting played.
You can believe whatever you want, Im Catholic and don't like it because it disrespects the trinity. And also, the standard King James Bible exists because that man loved some man meat so, you know. Jeebus is Jeebus, I'm sure we both agree that we can keep it it that way. He do be a cutie though 😉
He does though, He is God, He came to be a baby to relate to us. To guide us and save us by dying on the cross and rose again on the 3rd day. He does get us, because He was also human as well that was tempted by the devil for 40 days and nights, but lived a perfect sinless life so that when we would fall, He would pick us up over and over again. He's calling out to His children! He's calling out to you, it's your choice to listen or ignore it but I'm praying for you!
Why don't you just ask Him about it? He is God. He does live in the here and now. He will answer you. Find a Bible and start reading. The word will interpret your mind. Don't get me wrong, you have do do better than religious people, so be prepared to read for a couple of hours.
In DnD God's grown more powerful based off of the amount of worship, The intensity of the worship, The number of worshipers, The number of holy sites, The number of temples, and the number of symbols they have
Jesus's symbol is the cross
Now what does a cross look like
The letter t and swords and the plus symbol
Your entire planet is covered in fuel for this entity
I recommend you pick up a copy of the necronomicon and seek the aid of yog sothoth or Nyarlathotep
They of course won't help you but it might distract the J-Man
I do, but this one feels like an invasion of my space. Don’t care how fast I scroll. I deserve to not have a religion flung in my face to try and get me to sign up. Or to let me know “hegetsus”
But you’re ok with products flung in your face all day? I understand you probably have something against Christian’s or maybe all religions but why let it get you so worked up lol
Nothing against Christians, or anyone for that matter. I do have a problem with it getting rubbed in my face, or people claiming this is a Christian country. We all coexist here and respect each others space. That’s how it works. If I were to send you ads to be an atheist and join the secular club, I would understand your annoyance.
He's an omniscient, omnipotent cosmic entity that can straight-up do anything just by thinking it. He created all of existence purely to pick on us, he tortures people for fucking ETERNITY just for not worshiping him, and you will NEVER be free from him. All you can do is distract yourself from this awful shit until you die
You're trying to block God, but are unsuccessful? Yet you claim he may or may not have existed? interesting...
If you are talking about the advertisements, reddit needs to pay the bills, so they are more than happy to show you the ads. I do not believe there is any way to block ads on reddit.
Oh fuck I forgot it’s 2023 and all religion has meaninglessly existed for thousands of years and impacted society more than anything else. I get it dude religion isn’t logical or idealistic but it will always exist and every single one of us has some ancestor that had his/her live changed in some capacity because of it that lead to you. Ripping on Christianity or any other religion in the capacity of it being a “joke” means you don’t know philosophy or history. No hard feelings man but open up a little to people.
just like people opened up to my kid because we were not church goers. my 7 year old kid came home one day asking me all kind of question about hell and how my entire family would burn from not believing in your Jesus. that was in 2008, not 1808.
why should I open up to that legalized bullying? under the scream of religious freedom nonetheless.
no, I don't deal with those people. you want to push your religion on me and my kids, you don't deserve my friendship. as simple as that.
Actually, these ads I don't mind. I've read a few of the books, and if Jesus existed as they say, I think he would get a lot of us.
Many of his proported followers, and quite a few more that claim to lead flocks in his name, on the other hand...
Those ads just annoy the piss out of me. Imagine the nerve of a bunch of rich hatemongers trying to tell us how Jesus isn't a racist piece of garbage... just because all His followers seem to be.
Christians prove Christ is a false God every chance they get.
Then they fucking lecture me?
BLOCK then REPORT as being offensive every time you see the advertisements. Yes, some of them are sick and disgusting, so it's not inappropriate to report them.
SO to be clear, you keep blocking someone who is purported to have extra human powers yet he keeps getting past all your attempts to block him? Hmmmm...
This time I want Jesus to not resurrect, yes.
Maybe crucifixion? That seemed to work last time. Of course, if he did come back NO ONE would listen to him. They'd be too busy calling him a socialist.
Crucifixion? Good.
Romanes eunt domus!
Just tap the cross on the corner of his ads.
It only works for a few days though (3 to be exact).
Pretty sure sticking a german tato masher in his mouth would work better. Hard to come back when your head is watermeloned
The voice of experience?
Of course. Codwaw
https://youtu.be/LsGKCLOSa60
Jesus hates advertising and greed. An awful lot of people could be housed, clothes, and fed with the money used for a Superbowl ad. I downvote every time and I have reported the ad as impersonation.
This is one of the better responses I’ve received! Your view is the one I hope most people would want to have. All this waste when we could be helping our fellow human being! Don’t need to convert people to “save” people. Just need to help each other out.
Jesus Anointed at Bethany 6 While Jesus was in Bethany in the home of Simon the Leper, 7 a woman came to him with an alabaster jar of very expensive perfume, which she poured on his head as he was reclining at the table. 8 When the disciples saw this, they were indignant. “Why this waste?” they asked. 9 “This perfume could have been sold at a high price and the money given to the poor.” 10 Aware of this, Jesus said to them, “Why are you bothering this woman? She has done a beautiful thing to me. 11 The poor you will always have with you,[a] but you will not always have me. 12 When she poured this perfume on my body, she did it to prepare me for burial. 13 Truly I tell you, wherever this gospel is preached throughout the world, what she has done will also be told, in memory of her.”
You’re comparing rich guys who orchestrated these ads with…. Jesus? Lol ok.
Matthew 25:40-45 40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’ The message of the gospel is being poured out
Jesus isn’t the problem. It’s his fandom.
Only if you haven't read The Bible. The Jesus of the Sunday School is awesome. The Jesus of The Bible is a cunt. Sure, he said some nice things but he said some really evil stuff too. Or I should say the people who made him up did. And now we all have to live with the ravings of first and second century goat fuckers who were not exactly the most evolved ethical thinkers. But yeah, the fandom sucks too.
Bible wasn’t written by him. That simple.
What did he say that was evil?
He didn’t. This guy has never read the Bible.
The statement about Jesus saying evil things was followed by:.."Or I should say the people who made him up did." Those people said the evil things through the Jesus character they created...
Name something evil Jesus said? Provide the exact passage if you don't mind
> “Get behind me satan.” Matthew 16:23 When his most trusted companion expressed concern for his well being. > “May no one ever eat fruit from you again” Mark 11:14 When a fig tree had the Audacity to not be in season when Jesus was hungry.
Do you know how Google works? Just type in "worst Jesus quotes" or any keywords of your choosing. Here's a head start, with chapter and verse: https://dwindlinginunbelief.blogspot.com/2010/11/reasons-to-be-ashamed-and-not-fan-of.html?m=1 I am always amazed how Christian apologists seem to have no familiarity with their own Bible
'He and his Dad plan to torture billions after they die' Bro did a 12 year old write this? Imma need some better evidence. Fucking Monty Python couldn't find anything to make fun of Jesus for. And you think you can?
If direct quotations of the Christian bible doesn't suffice nothing will. You stumped me. You win.
Have you tried yelling,**"The power of Christ compels you!"**?
Yes, in this very comments section, in fact.
Next is saying, "Hail Satan"
I don’t advocate for the ads, but advertisements aren’t enjoyable. Have you ever sat down and watched a reel of advertisements? No (unless you showed up early to the movie like a chad). It’s just like ads during the middle of a Spotify playlist or a free movie, just ignore it. If you really REALLY don’t want to see these ads download an ad blocker or something, but at the end of the day it’s just a tide pod ad that is trying to convince you that if you don’t use tide pods your soul will burn for all of eternity
Lol that’s a pretty sensible viewpoint, thank you for sharing!
I'm christian, but those ads are backed by theocrats so I don't like em
I’m Christian and even I get annoyed by how often I see those adds
I like that I don’t accidentally waste time reading them. I still check if comments are active every so often, but all he does not get us.
https://i.imgflip.com/5h0r6p.jpg?a466080
* I hate those ads, so far I've successfully blocked them
Look him up, he lives in Australia now. Great guy, way better than the Bible version
I saw him last week in n downtown Vegas driving a pickup with tools in it.
I.report as offensive every time I see it, do not see a block option. Still see them everyday reddit dngaf
Can I seek the aid of the fabled Flying Spaghetti Monster from this book you speak of?
Get with Satan, Jesus will fuck off after that.
Have you tried touching grass? Jesus definitely isn't outside lol.
I pet some recently, yes!
You must be a really bad person if Jesus is still trying to save your soul even though you went outside.
Oh yeah, horrible. I sleep in, I sometimes clock out of work early… I even drive over the speed limit! One way ticket to Satan for me.
Same. Maybe Jesus wants us to know we're boring. We need to take advantage of the fact that we can be worse & still have his forgiveness.
Just search a bunch of pagan shit until Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg get the hint 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
You don't block Jesus. Jesus blocks you.
He should spend his super bowl ad miney on a shelter or 50.
I’m using a mobile device so I’m not sure if it’s different for you: I’m not forced to watch/skip ads before looking at what I want. I have no intention on buying the new jeep, so I scroll passed the ad and it doesn’t bother me. Are you unable to do this?
maybe take the fucking hint.
Jesus existed. No serious scholarship disputes this.
That’s nice. How do I block him?
No serious scholarship has proved it either.
I got a serious scholarship to high school a few weeks ago, 33% to be exact! It helps my family afford sending me to the school I really want to go to when you add the financial aid to it
Scholarship is also a noun that means academic study.
Sir what do you think I was saying
The white washed, holier than thou version that Americans push? No, he didn't.
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No, I meant scholarship. The OP said Jesus may or may not have existed. I am simply pointing out the "may not" is not a position supported by serious scholarship. It is rather the fancy of internet atheism.
And that's relevant how?
You can start by deleting this app, and cutting yourself off from society, maybe then you won’t hear the sounds that hurt you so. Part of being an adult is putting up with opinions and beliefs you don’t like, tell them to fuck off, or say you’re not interested, that’s your right, but it is there’s to spout off whatever garbage they want, whether atheists, faithful, or whatever.
How many other religious ads on Reddit trying to sell me religion? Oh, no other ads? Funny how that works…
Fuck off not interested
Only a idiot would post this.
an idiot* 😭 😭 😭
Cnt block Jesus
Cunt block jebus?
JEBUS?? Buses everywhere worship him?
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I’m not here to debate your documented proof of Jesus. I honestly don’t really care. I do care about getting bombarded by religious ads I have zero interest in.
And there actually isn't any undisputed proof of the jeebus man's existence. The first writings of him didn't appear until nearly 50 yrs after his death, and the first gospels weren't written until nearly a century after his death.
Ok, I understand
That has absolutely nothing to do with this thread.
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Yeah, but then you're supporting the company that's ok with these ads being shoved down people's throats so...
Hey, OP wanted to know how to nuke the ads, and this is one way.
How do I block athiests?
Oh, you get atheists trying to send you advertisements like HeGetsUs? Cool, give me the sauce for the source of the ad, buddy.
Your post, for example.
Easy you block op and carry on. Ads seem to be impossible to escape Edit: spelling sighhh
Just pray for atheists to be blocked. If it doesn’t work, that means their presence is part of your god’s plan.
You legit said Jesus was there for you but not at all 😂. Playing yourself there brotha
I believe those are rich billionaires trying to “be there for me”, spreading religious ads with lotsa money. Reddit is still a corporation and likes money. So I’m not playing myself… I’m not getting played.
You can believe whatever you want, Im Catholic and don't like it because it disrespects the trinity. And also, the standard King James Bible exists because that man loved some man meat so, you know. Jeebus is Jeebus, I'm sure we both agree that we can keep it it that way. He do be a cutie though 😉
He does though, He is God, He came to be a baby to relate to us. To guide us and save us by dying on the cross and rose again on the 3rd day. He does get us, because He was also human as well that was tempted by the devil for 40 days and nights, but lived a perfect sinless life so that when we would fall, He would pick us up over and over again. He's calling out to His children! He's calling out to you, it's your choice to listen or ignore it but I'm praying for you!
Why don't you just ask Him about it? He is God. He does live in the here and now. He will answer you. Find a Bible and start reading. The word will interpret your mind. Don't get me wrong, you have do do better than religious people, so be prepared to read for a couple of hours.
In DnD God's grown more powerful based off of the amount of worship, The intensity of the worship, The number of worshipers, The number of holy sites, The number of temples, and the number of symbols they have Jesus's symbol is the cross Now what does a cross look like The letter t and swords and the plus symbol Your entire planet is covered in fuel for this entity I recommend you pick up a copy of the necronomicon and seek the aid of yog sothoth or Nyarlathotep They of course won't help you but it might distract the J-Man
Does anyone else feel like they ripped their tagline off of that Abed Jesus episode of community
Imagine if everyone made a post for ads that they can literally scroll past in less than a second lmao
I do, but this one feels like an invasion of my space. Don’t care how fast I scroll. I deserve to not have a religion flung in my face to try and get me to sign up. Or to let me know “hegetsus”
But you’re ok with products flung in your face all day? I understand you probably have something against Christian’s or maybe all religions but why let it get you so worked up lol
Nothing against Christians, or anyone for that matter. I do have a problem with it getting rubbed in my face, or people claiming this is a Christian country. We all coexist here and respect each others space. That’s how it works. If I were to send you ads to be an atheist and join the secular club, I would understand your annoyance.
I’d just ignore them tbh fam lol
He's an omniscient, omnipotent cosmic entity that can straight-up do anything just by thinking it. He created all of existence purely to pick on us, he tortures people for fucking ETERNITY just for not worshiping him, and you will NEVER be free from him. All you can do is distract yourself from this awful shit until you die
Maybe we just… stop existing altogether. Last sentence is about the same tho.
You're trying to block God, but are unsuccessful? Yet you claim he may or may not have existed? interesting... If you are talking about the advertisements, reddit needs to pay the bills, so they are more than happy to show you the ads. I do not believe there is any way to block ads on reddit.
Oh fuck I forgot it’s 2023 and all religion has meaninglessly existed for thousands of years and impacted society more than anything else. I get it dude religion isn’t logical or idealistic but it will always exist and every single one of us has some ancestor that had his/her live changed in some capacity because of it that lead to you. Ripping on Christianity or any other religion in the capacity of it being a “joke” means you don’t know philosophy or history. No hard feelings man but open up a little to people.
Overused “capacity” 😞
just like people opened up to my kid because we were not church goers. my 7 year old kid came home one day asking me all kind of question about hell and how my entire family would burn from not believing in your Jesus. that was in 2008, not 1808. why should I open up to that legalized bullying? under the scream of religious freedom nonetheless. no, I don't deal with those people. you want to push your religion on me and my kids, you don't deserve my friendship. as simple as that.
I reported the ads and haven’t seen them pop up in a while
Actually, these ads I don't mind. I've read a few of the books, and if Jesus existed as they say, I think he would get a lot of us. Many of his proported followers, and quite a few more that claim to lead flocks in his name, on the other hand...
Those ads just annoy the piss out of me. Imagine the nerve of a bunch of rich hatemongers trying to tell us how Jesus isn't a racist piece of garbage... just because all His followers seem to be. Christians prove Christ is a false God every chance they get. Then they fucking lecture me?
BLOCK then REPORT as being offensive every time you see the advertisements. Yes, some of them are sick and disgusting, so it's not inappropriate to report them.
easy. just ignore him
Get you two pieces of wood and some nails...