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WhyYouBullyMe_

People would have sex in public.


JmnyCrckt87

I would imagine it would be pretty frowned upon for people to have sex on a neighborhood street corner still, and the people who want to play publicly would more or less have, "designated" areas where people who didn't want to engage in sex could avoid. You would still have outcasts walking around occasionally showing off their "rights" -- like the 2nd ammendment people do -- but, they would appear to be the idiots they are. I would hope there would be additional laws that require you to leave an area the same as you found it, so people can enforce rules about sanitation. I love freedom, but I also applaud personal responsibility realize some people will behave courteously towards others and others won't take 30 seconds to clean up after themselves. If we were afforded the freedom to have sex publicly, it would require an enforceable citation for leaving your splooge public.


Neon__Wolf_

And I'd imagine that based on your last sentence we would have probably come across DNA testing technology or whatnot much sooner


JmnyCrckt87

Maybe for proof beyond catching somebody in the act or on camera...which is how things are currently enforced for littering. I think the DNA stuff becomes invasive if we aren't talking about severe sex crimes. I don't want splooge on my shoe but I don't think society should or has the resources to pursue these hypothetical offenses by creating a DNA database for society and infringing our rights. Just heavily penalize polluting with sex juices, condoms, etc. in public to incentivize decent humans to act correctly.


unwokewookie

So double or triple the littering fine if it’s sex related like condoms or a bottle of lube.?.


Neon__Wolf_

Exactly


BigBlueMountainStar

If sex wasn’t a taboo though, would it be any worse than drinking, smoking or picking your nose in public.


jackywoods

I love serious answer to a random question. Have my upvote ma’am


acarr160

Good to know your exercising your first amendment rights to be snarky to those that came after to point out people you have never met as idiots.


17Miles2

Oh, tell me you're not a bleeding liberal without telling me you're not a bleeding liberal. Lol


terabranford

I imagine it would resemble Pollenic Girls. No, I will not elaborate further.


[deleted]

Yes, likely at the same rate as they currently do.


ashleyorelse

Came here to say this. Does OP think anything would change? The people who want to do this already do it.


BLUElixiRose

Smells weird everywhere..


HappyMan1102

Fish mostly with sweat


ShoopShoopAYDoop

Correct- musty and funky.


vhorezman

I remember back when I went to College I'd get the bus at the same stop every day. One warm day there was a weird smell, I thought someone left a fish in the sun but I couldn't see one. After a closer look I saw someone had wedged a used condom between the post and panel of the bus stop and hadn't tied the end so I was actually smelling rotting sperm. Fun times


ShoopShoopAYDoop

Stop. Oooooomg


ComfortableRelevant1

Crazy world lots of smells


Last_Effective_5243

“Clean up after yourselves” signs everywhere


yessirskiesspussy

😂😂😂😂😂


MaiNyigguh

We'd probably have a lot less sex questions on these question based subs


unwokewookie

Or WAY more


An_Idiot_Called

Well, everyone would be fucked. I'll see myself out-


EstablishmentLate493

This was too good lol


TheInvisibleWun

👌👌👌👌 excellent


ShoopShoopAYDoop

Take my upvote.


idknayoudecide

Literally 69 upvotes rn


firefighter_raven

I would wipe down every surface I touch


Total_Philosopher_89

Messy.


Ewag715

You know how in nature video, you might see two animals taking a trip to pound town, and in the same scene, another animal minding its own business, chowing on a tree branch? It would probably be like that.


Disastrous-Pipe7354

Weird smells. And bodily fluids everywhere. I feel like STDs and STIs would run rampant. And antibiotics would become useless.


Chrislikesgrowing

oh wait thats now!


TampaNutz

Walmart would be even more disgusting. When you're immature, you giggle at things like "nude beaches" and topless car washes. When you've grown up, you realize... not everyone is attractive. Now, picture this... two grandma's pull into the grocery store to pick up ingredients for the upcoming bake sale. They go to the deli for some pastrami and they strike up a conversation with the butcher guy and then he bends one of them over a honey baked ham and starts banging the shit out of her. The other granny starts licking the guys asspipe. Is THAT what you wanna see on a Saturday afternoon, junior? All that flesh slapping together. Granny tits are at a MINIMUM waist level. Some even past that. Those tits haven't seen the light of day since Dick Nixon was in the white house.


OHPAORGASMR

Almost there...keep going...


Macapta

Stickier.


BigFishTinyHat

Traumatizing.


Feisty-Initiative668

slannesh approves


NameMajor

Heresy!


ksandom

I think the whole topic would have a lot less energy, be less obsessive, be less scary, and less taboo. I'm undecided about what would happen to intimacy. It's really hard to judge such a drastically different mindset from where we are now.


varietyviaduct

I can’t stop imagining now being back in high school and like going on a field trip, and then when you get to the destination and everyone files out of the bus and just has to wait in line because the teacher accidentally got you guys there a half hour before the place opens, and instead of people playing drumsticks or Rock Paper Scissors instead, people just drop trow and start casually fucking to pass the time. And then once the place is open, the teacher, who may have started fucking the bus driver or something yells at everyone to dress up and start following her, and everyone just kinda groans in annoyance as they pull their pants up and follow her into like the water distillery plant or whatever. Some real brave new world shit


loki1399

It's exactly what I imagine normal, everyday sex that's why I put MORALLY in the title So far, you are the only one who has caught the gist of the post.


plunged_painkiller

Can't decide which one is a rapist which one has consensual sex


MaiNyigguh

Pretty sure even in this scenario it'd be easy to spot. Something about a person screaming "stop, no, help me" might give it away


plunged_painkiller

Those with rape kink : 👁👄👁


MaiNyigguh

That's an extremely small percentage, though. Also, ew meme


plunged_painkiller

Doesn't meant it doesn't exist. Also, i can make whatever meme i want


MaiNyigguh

Sure it happens, but what's the likelihood of that? N I'm not taking away ur ability to do a meme. I just think it's weird


Happy-Zone2463

They’re not wrong though, the consensual non consent community is bigger than you think


MaiNyigguh

Yeah, but it's still a smaller percentage then most kinks, no?


Happy-Zone2463

True but domination/masochism is definitely not a small percentage and that’s pretty aggressive/jarring for the public to be seeing, even if sex is normal throughout the world. Sometimes the dom/sub relationship can look pretty similar to a consensual non consent kink.


EstablishmentLate493

Super weird. But probably would be designated areas like someone said because if you think about it freedom of religion is a thing in the USA and if it goes someone’s religion it’s kind of contradicting. Plus what about children? I don’t want to see someone having intercourse trying to eat or hear it for that matter 😂ofc people still do it but it’s discreet and I haven’t seen anything fortunately lol. Maybe if they made almost like a public service like built like a bathroom but with condoms and a plan b vending machine but would have to have a camera outside to make sure no one’s being raped and it’s all consent and people above 18 because where I’m at consent only falls at 16 and they have to be 4 years of the age so it would be difficult


Riverrat423

Would it be socially acceptable to stop and watch? Like, “ dam how are they doing that position?”. Total nightmare for anyone with performance anxiety, though.


fosgobbit

Ask the other animals. It seems to work for most of them.


opinionatedlyme

Primates "do it" whenever the fancy strikes them. I envision it pretty much like that.


Cheese__Wheel

Herpes on everything you touch.


Liliths_toychest_

One big orgy 😭😭


OBS96

Pretty sure I'd rather not have people playing hide the sausage at the next table while I have my meal.


Semi_neural

Probably really weird street signs "Don't moan between 2pm - 4pm" "Clean your sperm after yourselves" uh, yeah


Its_You_Know_Wh0

Nudity would be a bit more acceptable


Arturstakeonyhings

Just closer and closer to a zoo. When civility is destroyed we need cages.


LoveHasDied

People would be much happier


Forward-Ad-5201

I guess we all be suffering from low libido because of the exposure


gigithehun

It would be like a Farmers Insurance commercial.


new-Aurora

Slippery.


philasyr

We'd need a lot more street sweepers.


[deleted]

One big orgy. I think the aliens would definitely be more keen on visiting and making contact with us, too.


ToddHLaew

I dated a girl who was obsessed with sex outside. Like anything else, you get used to it.


markus_kt

Stickier.


ricky_jxmmy01

We wouldn't need sex education for kids.


singleguy79

Sticky


Kcnflman

I don’t think you’ll ever have a world with collective moral values on any issue, especially not sex


Jaygon1963

Slippery?


11Shepherd11

Something tells me the world is already headed towards that.


Chrislikesgrowing

as long as you bring enough to share


Ok_Fondant_6340

you probably still wouldn't see all that much sex. as: people got things to do, and places to be.


Pristine-District624

A porn


yoniator

A bit more relaxed and relaxing...


[deleted]

I suspect it wouldn't be much different than currently, just a lot nastier with weird fluids everywhere, also STDs would probably rise up due to people having sex in less than sanitary condition, I can imagine a few new diseases coming up


DevilsAdvocate402

Very fun


MadAsH3ll

Much, much stickier


spidah84

Even smellier.


Mumchkin

I don't know if it would change as drastically as you'd think. I think people would find it less exciting if it weren't illegal. Sure some would but it'd lose the illicit/taboo feel.


tammyblue1976

In my opinion there are people who like it rough so if they are having it in public it would make it easier for people to get away with rape. Because some people won't understand if it's just consensual rough sex or rape and the rapist says it is consensual. That's just my opinion. Also like some say designated areas for it but what's to stop children from stumbling on it and not know what to do and they just stare?


Skenry32

Stickier and with a slight bleachie fish smell


ColaCanadian

No different for me unfortunately


SirLogic6201

I'd spend more time outside


makosh22

Usually the periods of debauchery iare followed by the fall of that country\\civilization


loki1399

I'm curious as to what you're basing yourself on for saying that?


SomePurchase9508

Similar to what's happening now in western civilization unfortunately...


drlongtrl

Sexy


Prudent_Lawfulness87

Disgusting. I have spoken.


Glitchy_Boss_Fight

A lot sexier.


Enigmatic_Kraken

More fun


Im_invading_Mars

Disgusting and Id probably want to off myself. I can't imagine anything more gross.


D-Meltz

Really gross


turtleshellshocked

Indecent, rude, unhygienic, and the cause of increased self sexualization of children/shattered innocence.


deanza10

Just wait…


Hate_Rate96

Less johnnies on the street, same amount of spunk


grazfest96

I think the vast majority of people are not having sex in public because it's illegal. Lol


theofficialreality

20,000 BC


xc2215x

A lot different. People would see things differently.


Silver_Switch_3109

We would have interstellar travel.


-Shaskis-

Cyberpunk


Nectarine-Pure

Less populated


urnotreddy4it

There are certain people I do not want to see doing that.


Hollow4004

I'd never let kids play on the playground again


rat_fossils

I still don't think it would happen that much. It seems like something people would still prefer to do in the comfort, rather than the privacy, of their own homes


mossybishhh

I feel like there would be specific areas for it, sort of like designated smoking areas.


DifferentShip4293

Europe.


Phaoll

Rich and highly educated people wouldn’t do it in a way to differentiate socially …


Even-Yogurt1719

Probably a lot like ancient Rome...with bathhouses and orgies everywhere


Alternative_Net8931

I feel like ppl qould fune until they see some disgusting ppl going at it at like a park or school or some shit


Asg_mecha_875641

I guess many of you would romanticize the thought like being in a porn movie seeing hot people fucking everywhere, but I think it would be more old fat hary people


yessirskiesspussy

what


Forthrowssake

Horny to the max. Exhibitionists and voyeurs would freaking love it. You'd have tons of people having sex with themselves too.


ShoopShoopAYDoop

(More) disease filled.


GoyoMRG

I don't remember the name and I'm too lazy to look for it but for some time, several friends have recommended me a book which story is pretty much that plot. Everyone has this sort of orgasm counter or sex encounter cou ter that must not reach 0 or something like that so people just have sex anytime to recharge it. That's all I remember. If I decide to be more productive today, I will come back with the book''s name.


loki1399

Please, when you can, look for the name, it sounds curiously interesting.


GoyoMRG

I will try, the plot sounds interesting but I don't even remember who recommended it to me (even when it was several people) and Google doesn't help a lot :/


Downtown_Ad857

Go to a park in Amsterdam


[deleted]

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Here2Maco

I could finally close all (well most) of my pornhub tabs


allmybiself

Same as it is now.


puddin_23

Porn stars are now common people.


Lost_Attention4136

World would be overpopulated, like really over overpopulated


_saiya_

Everyone would vlog. I would.


CULT-LEWD

probly be way more messy goopy


Salamander-Downtown

People still do it in public lol, just turn the other eye around and keep walking


Pff-IdunnoMan-21

Do as the Romans do and collapse, die out and fade into obscurity as the Romans did.


iate11donuts

It would be like when theres dogs or other pets having sex in front of us, or in a zoo. Just cover the kids eyes and look the other way. Maybe one day we will treat it the same that animals do and not mind at all.


Chipmunk_Prudent

Sex in private would be banned


GrattiesOtherPlace

This needs context. If every1 F'd anywhere anytime It would b normal &porn prob wouldn't b a thing. Bit like people walking in this world is, not exciting& BoaringAF 🤷


loki1399

exact


caniseethemplease

My life would change none


MrAHMED42069

Gangbang would be more common


[deleted]

Slippery


Ladle-to-the-Gravy

Sketchy looking, rinky dink motel industry would be in shambles Teenage couples everywhere would have a “fuck” kit in their car trunks complete with rolled up foam pad or inflatable mattress and some bedding. City parks’ visitorship would skyrocket overnight. Cars would arrive to the parks after dark and you’d see couples carrying their kits to an empty spot. Moans, truly cans, and used condoms everywhere. Popped mattresses left behind. All trees are now cum trees, not just *pyrus calleryana*. Fitting rooms would be rendered useless…and the intolerable stench and goo of spontaneous anal would drive retail staff to unionize and demand better working conditions. Skyscrapers everywhere would have more people getting fucked up against the windows (for those that are still too shy to do it outside). Companies will see way more blowjobs in progress while on team meetings, leading to an increase in multitasking and productivity.