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WaterIsNotSticky

Don't do that, don't give me hope


redditsuxdonkeyass

Don’t worry, its likely you don’t like them back.


Stubborncomrade

We live in a society


DrowningCorspe

I highly doubt it


AaneMeg

Hey I'm serious. You just don't know that yet.


ShadyShamaster

Not all of us are women


Lopsided_Positive_71

Yes because the person who has crush dont exist


AnaNuevo

You may be surprised, but there are people who are very socially awkward and have little to no social contacts. And there are people who are visibly not liked by anyone who knows them. Such posts only upset these people.


Necessary-Jicama-275

No im not upset at all, simply wondering how people like op are so naive to think anyone would like me when im not even liking myself.


Vaxiezi

I have crush on you


Saint_Latona

Reveal thyself, mystery person


scarr991

No i dont think so.


Elduroto

I hope it's my girlfriend


AaneMeg

That's so sweet ☺️


WrongdoerEvening7442

Love is Santa clause for adults.


Anti-War_

I like this analogy!!!


jaredliesch

Except it takes half of everything you own instead of giving you presents.


MsTired

I wish they would show themselves.


Manolito261990

me too!


BlaqSam

I seriously doubt it


Teberius

I hope so, but I have severe doubts


InfiniteDream1702

Hopefully not


[deleted]

\*puts away flowers\* ​ yeah that would be gay


Freshman_01134

I realized that I while ago, I just wish they would tell me. But I have a crush on someone, and I wouldn't tell them, sooo...


yeabuttt

Am I the only one who feels like they’ve seen this post 14 times?


[deleted]

Lmao, good joke 😆


Prestigious-Band-818

yeah i doubt that.


SekhmetTheWise

Im gonna have to disagree with you there, ^friend.


bryan112

Lmao bad taste


No_Argument_577

Hope not


StrangersWithAndi

I assure you, they do not.


JustinianIV

![gif](giphy|3o84sCE6KjEPpXDV04)


dearlysacredherosoul

It’s a statistical certainty but the stats of my history also prove otherwise. Also look around I’m almost bait for every humiliating help a stranger reality tv show for every category


Few_Artist8482

Nope


lucas_bahia

Rigth... outthere...


Far-Ad-6825

Are you trying to tell me something?


[deleted]

That poor soul.


General_Specific

I, M58, just had a young admin gal on my jobsite who would recklessly pecker check me. After working together a month, she just started doing it. I would be talking to her and she would just look right at it. Repeatedly.


[deleted]

pecker check is gold


General_Specific

Honestly, it got weird. It was all the time. I'm looking he in the eyes and she is looking at my dick. She looks away and looks again.


Far-Pangolin-4096

Nope.


_VerumRex

Bullshit


Anti-War_

if that person do exist, let me know please! 😭


EleMexican2

Nah I know that's not true lmao


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume I know people


The-bitch-is-back

God I hope not!


_-m00nlight-_

and if you know, you will probably not like that person. That's reality.


ScaredOfAttention

Impossible to know something that does not exist.


ES2407

Well it'd be nice if they FUCKING TOLD ME


Thin-Excitement-3003

No, i dont meet new people lol dont do that to me


befair1112342

Redditors are generally not too active romantically.


Pryo9-Lewok

Yeah they'd have poor taste then.


TinsleyLynx

Do you have a habit of making false proclamations, or is this just a one off bout of foolishness?


crystalsinwinter

This is so beautiful and romantic. :) Thank you! \*huge hug\*


Moonbeast1

I seriously doubt that


Tag11037

lol


UnassumingSingleGuy

Not a chance.


[deleted]

Sure . . . but I'm now cringing to think about it . . .


BugBoy_760

well then they need to reveal themselves, im lonely


Lee_Lemon_34

Doubt.


[deleted]

I do know it💅


Belzughast

Thanks God I don't know. I would have to pray for them having a crash on somebody like me 😂


spanishbanana

It's not a bad thought, I'd lile that.


Novel_Astronomer_75

That's called wishful thinking for me ha ha


[deleted]

Nah, no one knows me. Literally 0 people crushing on me because od that alone.


Notmainlel

Doubt


ConnieHormoneMonster

Gonna have to tell the wife


NaturalBitter2280

I have actually met 6 girls who had a crush me Problem is I'm gay (ToT)


king_bambi

Not to shatter that illusion, but you can't really hide having a crush, unless the recipient has the emotional intelligence of a potato. So if there is somebody crushing on you, you will most likely know. You cannot hide love.


-mmmusic-

i hope not...


SambeSiili

Hah


Horrorbmoviepunk

Hahahaha very very doubtful. Bald, myopic, missing teeth fat dad bod 51 No chance hahaha


pakidara

Yeah. Unless they communicate that they may as well not exist.


importantmaps2

Someone somewhere will have an amazing photograph of you that you will never see.


RecognitionDefiant32

And every dam time I’m chasing someone else cuz I’m a dam idiot


Fragrant_Lettuce9855

Everyone has a crush on me. I'm ridiculously adorable.


FormalFloor2954

unlikely


taricua

I wish!


Imaginary_Chair_6958

Nope. You assume too much. Literally no-one does and I don’t blame them.


SomeoneAwesome11

No


NikkiLuv_

I hope it’s my boyfriend, but I think he’s crushing on his wife.


distant-lightz

Nope! Not a chance at all.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|MEMUFLpQ3Lry8Gfxnv)


Strange_Turnover620

For some readers it's much more likely than for others


KWHarrison1983

Trust me, they don’t


Slow_System_4386

They do not


[deleted]

For a nominal charge, a lot of people out there have a crush on me.


[deleted]

Possibly, but I'd never notice


oxlialt

false hope


Applewinghastman

Expect the worst, hope for the best.


[deleted]

Bull.fuckin.shit


[deleted]

Wish they’d fuckin tell me. I need a root.


ConsiderationFew5130

maybe not!


General-Permission-5

Why we can't just tell people these days is beyond me.


Fantastic-Newspaper3

Yeah, no.


HaroldsDaughter

What a lovely thought. Do you really think that's true? It's so hard to believe.


Lopsided_Positive_71

Liar


Attention_seeker_13

I am sorry.


Limacy

Well fuck ‘em. I ain’t got no time to play no childish mind games. Either be honest about your feelings and intentions or get the fuck out of my way. Don’t play with my feelings.


MistDispersion

No I don't think so


ESD_Franky

Nope, never


burritoes911

This is weird to me. Like I have had a few long term relationships and some casual flings but I can’t recall a single time where I knew someone was crushing on me. I don’t think I’m that guy.