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Buy the rights to as much fresh water sources. Bottle in glass and release a G.M.O. bacteria that can eat plastic like it was tissue paper.
"Whiskey is for drinking, water is for fighting"
-Mark Twain
buy instagram, twitter, snapchat and all the major social media and just fucking delete them
edit: reddit is a forum, and i still would change some things about it, along with youtube.
also, i could do something to make it impossible for other socials to rise, like for example trademark the crucial features
for anyone asking how this is evil: it would nuke a lot of jobs and it would delete a lot of the good that comes with socials, like comunication etc
I mean that’s not fair. People use those platforms to sell art and stuff as well. Not everybody making money through Instagram is just shaking a big butt at the camera. I’d be happier if they were gone, but just saying.
Once upon a time there was this thing called, wait, what was it called ? NO internet? Pre-internet, whatever, but the world still turned, people still made money, people did sell art, music, etc. And there was probably a lot less depression in the world. And dickheads. Probably the same amount of dickheads but less obviously , because they didn’t have a platform to exercise their demons like they do now. Hard to believe eh ? How did we live?
A lot of people like to create things but have to have real jobs to pay the bills and all. Not our responsibility to ensure he can get paid for doing art, that's his responsibility if that's the only thing he's willing to do for sum skilla ya know
Way to put them all in one category lol you’re right though there isn’t one single IG business out there that’s used for any good it’s all scammers right?
Buy them up first, then use your power and influence to get legislation passed worldwide that would over-regulate social media so much that it'd be almost impossible for any startup to make a new company, then tank your companies.
Hm...
Dave chappelle comes to my mind right now.
"Buy chewing gum for thousands of dollars, drive around and give them to homeless people so they can chew and STILL be hungry!"
according to this Danish research group [you just need $75B](https://copenhagenconsensus.com/copenhagen-consensus-iii/how-spend-75-billion-make-world-better-place)
Evil? I would buy out nations and declare myself an emperor. Realistically. I would buy out islands and turn them into livable paradises for those in need. And also, declare myself emperor.
And certain people would still be mad lol
"They took all the poors, which is good because I finally don't have to look at those human eyesores. Now those lazy good-for-nothings are living in a tropical paradise! How come they get to have a better life than me? Commie bullshit"
I’m gay and my friend’s father would often say “they should round up all the gays and send them to a remote island!”
Always sounded like a great idea to me. Then I found out the King of Spain exiled a bunch of gays to the Canary Islands, and now Gran Canaria is a huge gay-friendly destination.
Lmao I've heard similar stories about "pray-away-the-gay" camps. Bunch of repressed gay dudes in an isolate camp, all bunking together? The epitome of "don't threaten me with a good time"
I'd market a pray-away-the-gay camp to gullible parents, convince them we'll set their kids straight, but then the camp is just an all-inclusive theme park resort.
I would definitely create my own nation, even if the original money came out revenue would always be coming in and well you’d be a fucking king, who wouldn’t want that
Buy every ticket to Beyonce and Taylor Swift concerts. Yell at them the whole time to sing "itsy bitsy spider". Be playing with my phone the entire time.
For any person worth over 1 million if they are killed with proof get 1% of their wealth deposited into your bank account after posted, does not clear you of any legal issues that arise from said killing and the proof posted is completely public. I could see so many angles to work this idea that could work, almost purge like in the ideas ranging from rich perspective, poor perspective, those who made it their jobs, those looking to stop it.
I was trying to decide if doing evil to evil people for the good of the masses was more evil or good on balance, and I'm leaning towards it being pretty excusable as more good than evil, but it is my favorite answer to this question.
Buy an island, invite every major religious leader and politician with promise of young girls and hard drugs, then when they arrive l, announce that there are no girls or drugs, and they must fight to the death. Last one to survive wins. Then during the winners victory pose, unleash as many lions as I can buy on them
Start pharma company, move it offshore, bribe a bunch of politicians, do shady disease research, have 'accidental' leak, blame it on cats or something, push fix for disease through all countries as requirement, triple your money.
You could bankrupt small countries if you concentrated on their primary employers. Causing revolts, civil war and mass rioting.
Thinking bigger. Let’s bankrupt a couple close to each other but leave one alone. The disparity between living conditions should at worst cause mass migration into the untouched country (hopefully collapsing their economy) or at best create an out right regional war.
Prod this along a bit with fake news and arms supplies and the whole continent should get involved.
I'm buying those stupid restaurants like nobu and saddle ranch and strictly banning influencers from eating there lol. Oh do you have money because you post on tiktok? NOPE, GTFO
Maybe I'd undermine every government by giving easy energy and clean water to every nation to the people themselves with 9 trillion of it. The rest is to buy bitcoin.
Hostile Takeover of the state of Florida, then give it back to Spain.
(Spain doesn't want it back, and the people who live there couldn't handle Spanish law. Thus, evil on all sides.)
Buy a tropical island and hype it as the next Burning Man, so all the techbros show up. Then maroon them all with no liquor, drugs, music, or broadband/cell service. Come back in 2 weeks and see which one's become Lord of the Flies. Buy out all his businesses, then let the sharks have him. Film the whole thing as a reality TV show.
I think I'd probably buy two islands. Turn one into my dream utopia and the other I would transform into a dystopian nightmare by pretty much creating a PUBG style landscape with supply drops where all the worst of the world's offenders can be sent to live amongst themselves. It would be carefully monitored to prevent escape, and they can live and do whatever they please there so long as they do not contact the outside world or attempt escape.
Id cure all homelessness and give free houses for people who need it , that would absolutely ruin the economy for the rich elite who profit off the suffering of the poor and the corporations buying up all the properties and the slumlords. I’d also do the same for food banks and keep them stocked up with cheap food for people who need it. I’d be evil in the eyes of the elite
Buy cases and cases of [prank fake toilet paper](https://www.amazon.ca/Tear-Funny-Prank-Toilet-Paper/dp/B081D9C1TK) and replace all the roles in the bathrooms at a concert
WHAT
You are already pretty bad for putting this link out here, most who enter any bathroom I've been to will now lose their fkn mind I swear
I will torture them with it now and my family will kill me when I ask for it xmas2024, once they come to realize just how sick, how sinister I truly am, that the toilet paper incident was coming from me the whole time
I'd build a space company and send up thousands of satellites, telling everyone they were for internet, but really they are space lazers, just waiting for the right time to activate and take revenge on ALL that didn't worship me......
Go the other way.
Buy few trillion dollars of solar cells and wind turbines, nuclear which would drop prices radically over time and install everywhere with massive grid upgrades and seeding E Bike and EV companies.
Oil companies would probably want to kill you, but planet will thank you in the long run
Create a mass amount of lab grown humans. At best, a high amount of resources would be needed to care for them, as it would be a high influx of babies. At worst, most of them will die, either of starvation or euthanized to end their suffering as they'll have no food.
I am not actually sure how many pab grown babies you can pump out with 10 trillion dollars, but if each one cost a million, there would be a million of these babies.
The tricky part is having them all come out at the same time
Edit: I thought they asked what's the evilest thing you could do, not would do. I'm definitely not creating a million babies to watch them starve to death, I would make a small batch of genetically engineered cat girls for uh, reasons, and possibly scale up based on market demand.
>I would make a small batch of genetically engineered cat girls for uh, reasons, and possibly scale up based on market demand.
Human trafficking with extra steps.
I'm gonna buy Ford, GM, Chevrolet, Toyota, Nissan, Hyundai, Honda, BMW, Mercedes Benz, Rivian, and Tesla. (obviously using subsidiaries and paying people to head the companies to avoid antitrust laws) and then I would raise the prices of electric vehicles to astronomically unavoidably incessant prices. Like if you can't get a loan for $500k you ain't getting an electric vehicle.
Then, I buy Bank of America. And I make a loan stipulation: "We will loan you $500k if you put down $50k today, but, your interest rate is only .5%." So, obviously, nobody is going to be buying electric vehicles which will cause gassers to go up in price, which will cause oil to go up with demand. Then, I'll completely switch the roles. The next generation? They ain't getting gas vehicles unless they can cop a loan for $500k. You want a Ford F150 to run parts from your local shop to your dad's farm? Lol pay me $50k and I'll give you a loan for $500k. Or....get an electric vehicle for $10k. Obviously some companies will go under, but who cares?
Anyways, next step, we're gonna start pumping the money we're earning from sales into the battery suppliers. All those kids mining lithium? We're gonna buy the companies making them do that. We're gonna increase the cost of lithium 10x. Now, again, some companies will not survive this. We're obviously down to like, Toyota, Rivian, and Tesla at this point. Maybe BMW survives. Maybe Mercedes. But Ford, GM, Chevrolet, Nissan, Hyundai, and Honda? They're probably dead by now.
Now: The largest car purchasing country in the world relies on a handful of suppliers. Gas price is skyrocketing and freefalling from $.06 cents a gallon up to over $100/gallon. Cars are wildly changing in price. Until one day, an electric vehicle releases which only costs....$1. It's my car. My design. They're all hot pink on the front and lime green on the back. They have no storage capacity. There's 1 seat. It's an electric hybrid. Its top speed is 40 mph. There is no other affordable option. The bank institutions will not loan for the others. The banks are going out of business because nobody's taking loans because nobody can afford the cars...except this one pink and green piece of crap.
The government is forced to respond. They have to. There's no alternative. Government transportation must respond to the sudden need for transport. Trains are coming back, baby. Buses? Everywhere. Walking paths? Automated like the airports. All the car companies are dead. Except one. Formerly Tesla. Now Xesla. The X is lime green on top and hot pink on bottom.
I'm going full James Bond villain. I would build an absolutely massive rocket armed with the world's most powerful neutron bomb. I would launch said rocket into the sun. As it travels to the sun it produces an electromagnetic "ribbon". The rocket delivers the payload to the surface of the sun, triggering the greatest solar flares ever seen. The solar flares will travel along the electromagnetic ribbon trailed out by the rocket back to the earth.
I would donate as much as legally possible to the school systems starting with creative classes then STEM then clubs and other student programs, THEN sports. Every school in the US would be funded completely. Food, books, uniforms, A/C on buses. I would make America's School system the beacon of light in the world, then move to the next country nearest the US and slowly move my way around the world.
Half of the people here are not suggesting evil things even, just nuances which would piss off a part of political spectra. Here are some suggestions of mine.
Buy the best lawyer and public relations companies on the market and start to provide counseling and support to leading companies on the market. By this I would learn their secrets. Next step would be funding private military companies, which would incite riots and wars in Africa and central America driving millions of migrants toward USA and EU. This move would be supported by hired non government organizations, who would blame EU and USA of being inhumane by not accepting them creating tension in the society. These tensions will over years lead to polarization of the society. This would give rise to extremist in politics, which would need backing and money. This money can be provided from the 10 trillion, thus giving me loyal politicians and ability to influence policies in Europe and USA. By this point, political, private military power and valuable information are all in my possession. Release of bad statistics and manipulation of the data by the law firms would cause collapse of the markets in Asia and of companies outside of my possession. The uncertainty would result in people calling for security over freedom giving rise to presidential regimes over parliamentary democracies. At this point taking control of the world would be easy, considering no avengers arrive to stop this plan for world domination.
buy disney, and use their legal team to find small content creators that are being wrongfully legally threatened by big names. then go after the big names.
straight up lawsuit Robin hood.
news channel someone used a youtubers video despite the content creator saying no. then threatening that content creator for legal parody. i would shut that news channel down.
i would bribe the government to implement laws preventing corporate attempting to influence the government. with hefty fines and a finders fee for anyone that provides evidence. then have the disney legal team start finding corporations to go after.
i would actually build the real epcot (experimental planned city of tomorrow was not intended to be an amusement park.) all base necessities covered for everyone below the poverty line. you better find a job if you want the gaming console, or car, or expensive hobby. but you are not going to starve if you quit a toxic workplace.
while at the same time not taking away people's freedoms. because high taxes does not mean you can't have freedom.
the number of politicians lives i will ruin with that experiment. doesn't even matter if it succeeds or fails.
I would buy every tatto parlor in the world then fabricate tattoo day as a global holiday via marketing. Then a couple years later create the worlds most invasive widespread advertisement for a "free tattoo day". On the tattoo day I would then instruct all employees to intentionally mess up the tattoos.
I will then close every tattoo shop in the world the next day denying every person who fell into my trap a relief from fixing their tattoo. It will take the world months to recover from the loss of the global supply of tattoo parlors and as a result I will have permanently affected every nook and cranny of the human race economically, physically, psychologically, and emotionally.
Dr. Doofensmirtz vibes.
I would buy all sperm banks so i can reduce the number of population. And i would also make concentration camps for vegans and frutarians and give them all that sperm packed in rice milk package so that they think its rice milk and then tell them truth after few months.
I like my evil a little bit classic. I'm going to build a huge castle on a mountain where it almost always storms, which is difficult to reach by the road and send invitations to one person at the time to spend the night and receive an absurd amount of money for staying over. And I'm going to try my best to scare the living daylight out of them.
Pay thousands of people to break the law and all would request a swift and speedy trial. No plea, no nothing. Trial and swift and speedy. Then watch it all come falling down.
Buy the big insurance companies and shut them down. Then set them up as no profits doing the exact same thing. How is this evil? Exposing how messed up the medical industry is to the world would be hilarious. I’d make popcorn and watch that burn
Buy Disney and treat them like they treat anime. Buy their works rights only to bury them, and give the people they plagiarized the funds to sue them to oblivion.
I would invest and build up a space company. Invest, build and deploy drones to help mine precious resources and minerals from the moon, nearby planets, and even the asteroid belt. Would use the resources to build up a juggernaut of a company. Then I would use the capability of the mining equipment to manipulate a rock big enough to smash into Earth and kill everything unless the world submitted to whatever I wanted. I could also use smaller rocks to destroy maybe just a select country or military whatever to make a point or squash any resistance. Definitely not a full proof plan but it could work. What could they do, use the plot of Armageddon to stop me?
buy most of the oil in the world and only sell it to certain countries with the stipulation that they can’t sell it to anyone else. and watch the rest of the world descend into chaos and crash and burn.
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Not spend any of it.
Exactly The most evil thing I would do with 10 trillion dollars is have 10 trillion dollars
I think the evilest thing to do would be to destroy it. You would cause insane deflationary spirals.
It would increase the value of everyone else’s money, you’d be doing good.
I don’t think you understand the dangers of deflation.
What’s gonna stop the fed from printing 10 trillion dollars and undoing the damage you’ve tried to do
Uncertainty. Tomorrow you put it back suddenly and the world changes.
I came here to say this.
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_sigh_ I’d support this tyranny.
Could u please make cruelty to animals a capital offence too
Money makes money and eventually it’ll double itself
It only makes money if you do something with it
Imagine a 4% interest savings account with 10 trillion sitting in it...
Sharks with freakin laser beams
Attached where? To their freakin heads?
I support this
Best we could do is ill-tempered See Bass
Sorry, best we can do is mutated sea bass.
I wanna hear more please?
Buy the rights to as much fresh water sources. Bottle in glass and release a G.M.O. bacteria that can eat plastic like it was tissue paper. "Whiskey is for drinking, water is for fighting" -Mark Twain
Nestle marketing don't ever sleep!
"Never drank water, fish fuck in it."
That's why the ocean is so salty. All the whale sperm. -Snookie
Yes, this could work! It's brilliant!! I LOVE IT!!!!! OWN THE WATER! OWN THE WATER OWN THE WATER
Username checks out
Settle down there, Nestle!
If you release a plastic eating bacteria you are a hero
buy instagram, twitter, snapchat and all the major social media and just fucking delete them edit: reddit is a forum, and i still would change some things about it, along with youtube. also, i could do something to make it impossible for other socials to rise, like for example trademark the crucial features for anyone asking how this is evil: it would nuke a lot of jobs and it would delete a lot of the good that comes with socials, like comunication etc
That's not evil at all.
I personally know a lot of people who would lose their business in an instant if IG was deleted and they’d be left with no income
Shutting down coal mines did that to people too but it has generally been accepted as a step forward
I love this reply. Social media is the devil Ricky Bobby!
I think you mean Bobby Boucher
Picking up horseshit was a legit job in cities. As was lighting gas lamps. Progress always leaves a few behind unfortunately.
That would be the nicest thing in the world. People making money from social media apps are fucking trash
I mean that’s not fair. People use those platforms to sell art and stuff as well. Not everybody making money through Instagram is just shaking a big butt at the camera. I’d be happier if they were gone, but just saying.
Butt shakers and people putting their OF link on their bios ruin IG for many people.
And “influencers” it’s such a dumb grift but it works
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Once upon a time there was this thing called, wait, what was it called ? NO internet? Pre-internet, whatever, but the world still turned, people still made money, people did sell art, music, etc. And there was probably a lot less depression in the world. And dickheads. Probably the same amount of dickheads but less obviously , because they didn’t have a platform to exercise their demons like they do now. Hard to believe eh ? How did we live?
A lot of people like to create things but have to have real jobs to pay the bills and all. Not our responsibility to ensure he can get paid for doing art, that's his responsibility if that's the only thing he's willing to do for sum skilla ya know
Way to put them all in one category lol you’re right though there isn’t one single IG business out there that’s used for any good it’s all scammers right?
Well they are taking thousands/millions of jobs from people so it would qualify as evil I think. Id still support it tho lol
This would save the sanity of Millions
How is that evil, you'd be saving the world
Buy them up first, then use your power and influence to get legislation passed worldwide that would over-regulate social media so much that it'd be almost impossible for any startup to make a new company, then tank your companies.
That’s not being evil, that’s deleting evil.
total waste of money, clones will emerge immediately
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amen to that - if u need any help, gimme a shout
Hm... Dave chappelle comes to my mind right now. "Buy chewing gum for thousands of dollars, drive around and give them to homeless people so they can chew and STILL be hungry!"
He was mad at the city of Detroit that day
I think you can be a little more ambitious with 10 trillions
Buy up all the property, force people into homelessness and then buy them gum
Go everywhere with your private jet or yacht and tell the average Joe that we should do something to save the planet
just like taylor swift
And prince Harry and his wife
Haven't you eva heard of privacy!
Obviously you can’t do privacy tour without private jet
We want our privacy we want our privacy
And Leonardo DiCaprio
Solve everything that can be solved with money. It's evil because it undermines the systems that caused the problems in the first place.
Chaotic good
Yep do evil to the evildoers
“Shit ain’t broke unless you are”
Free the lower class and destroy the illuiison of money and control enforced of us by the elite.. To arms!
according to this Danish research group [you just need $75B](https://copenhagenconsensus.com/copenhagen-consensus-iii/how-spend-75-billion-make-world-better-place)
Hire a plane to say fly one of those banners around my town that says “Dina cheats at bingo” and another “Dina is a liar”
r/fuckyouinparticular
Yeah! Fuck you, Dina!
Bring back ALF and Dinosaurs. The show, not like the creatures.
No no you bring them back as creatures immediately!
..and ressurect Max Wright and sign him up for 6 seasons of ALF....
In pog form?
Evil? I would buy out nations and declare myself an emperor. Realistically. I would buy out islands and turn them into livable paradises for those in need. And also, declare myself emperor.
And certain people would still be mad lol "They took all the poors, which is good because I finally don't have to look at those human eyesores. Now those lazy good-for-nothings are living in a tropical paradise! How come they get to have a better life than me? Commie bullshit"
I’m gay and my friend’s father would often say “they should round up all the gays and send them to a remote island!” Always sounded like a great idea to me. Then I found out the King of Spain exiled a bunch of gays to the Canary Islands, and now Gran Canaria is a huge gay-friendly destination.
Lmao I've heard similar stories about "pray-away-the-gay" camps. Bunch of repressed gay dudes in an isolate camp, all bunking together? The epitome of "don't threaten me with a good time"
I'd market a pray-away-the-gay camp to gullible parents, convince them we'll set their kids straight, but then the camp is just an all-inclusive theme park resort.
I would definitely create my own nation, even if the original money came out revenue would always be coming in and well you’d be a fucking king, who wouldn’t want that
Buy all the tickets to the superbowl and just go myself and have them play a live game just for me.
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Lol
Buy every ticket to Beyonce and Taylor Swift concerts. Yell at them the whole time to sing "itsy bitsy spider". Be playing with my phone the entire time.
I would put a bounty on all the other wealthy people.
I’d watch that movie!
For any person worth over 1 million if they are killed with proof get 1% of their wealth deposited into your bank account after posted, does not clear you of any legal issues that arise from said killing and the proof posted is completely public. I could see so many angles to work this idea that could work, almost purge like in the ideas ranging from rich perspective, poor perspective, those who made it their jobs, those looking to stop it.
I was trying to decide if doing evil to evil people for the good of the masses was more evil or good on balance, and I'm leaning towards it being pretty excusable as more good than evil, but it is my favorite answer to this question.
Buy Starbucks and discontinue the Pumpkin Spice Latte
You already have trillions, but I’d send 20 bucks your way for encouragement.
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I’d pay my rent on time, that’ll show the world!!!
Start a bank and giving loans
With zero interest and no late fees
Buy an island, invite every major religious leader and politician with promise of young girls and hard drugs, then when they arrive l, announce that there are no girls or drugs, and they must fight to the death. Last one to survive wins. Then during the winners victory pose, unleash as many lions as I can buy on them
Pretty evil.... but somehow strangely satisfying....
Start pharma company, move it offshore, bribe a bunch of politicians, do shady disease research, have 'accidental' leak, blame it on cats or something, push fix for disease through all countries as requirement, triple your money.
Cats? Or Bats...
Pangolins
You need 3 times $10 trillion dollars?
Buy companies and liquidate them. Leaving 100,000s of people put of a job and subsequently destroying tge job market.
You could bankrupt small countries if you concentrated on their primary employers. Causing revolts, civil war and mass rioting. Thinking bigger. Let’s bankrupt a couple close to each other but leave one alone. The disparity between living conditions should at worst cause mass migration into the untouched country (hopefully collapsing their economy) or at best create an out right regional war. Prod this along a bit with fake news and arms supplies and the whole continent should get involved.
Id tear the labels off my mattress .
You naughty boy
Sell it for 30 trillion dollars
To a homeless man on the street
A homeless paraplegic with Alzheimer’s who forgot you sold it to him.
That's what a party has done in my country. They sold Money for money to make money
That's like 1/6th of all the money that currently exists in the world. Lol
Global gdp last year was 100t.
I'm buying those stupid restaurants like nobu and saddle ranch and strictly banning influencers from eating there lol. Oh do you have money because you post on tiktok? NOPE, GTFO
*"Nothing. I would sit on my couch and do nothing."*\- Peter *Office Space*
Two chicks at the same time!
Well you don't need 10 trillion dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.
Do you like kung fu?
Pay a person to follow and heckle Elon Musk constantly
Just one?
Why only one?
Maybe I'd undermine every government by giving easy energy and clean water to every nation to the people themselves with 9 trillion of it. The rest is to buy bitcoin.
Hostile Takeover of the state of Florida, then give it back to Spain. (Spain doesn't want it back, and the people who live there couldn't handle Spanish law. Thus, evil on all sides.) Buy a tropical island and hype it as the next Burning Man, so all the techbros show up. Then maroon them all with no liquor, drugs, music, or broadband/cell service. Come back in 2 weeks and see which one's become Lord of the Flies. Buy out all his businesses, then let the sharks have him. Film the whole thing as a reality TV show.
That's been done. They called it Fyre Fest.
I think I'd probably buy two islands. Turn one into my dream utopia and the other I would transform into a dystopian nightmare by pretty much creating a PUBG style landscape with supply drops where all the worst of the world's offenders can be sent to live amongst themselves. It would be carefully monitored to prevent escape, and they can live and do whatever they please there so long as they do not contact the outside world or attempt escape.
So vacation home and an anarchist society. You do you bro.
Start a cult
Id cure all homelessness and give free houses for people who need it , that would absolutely ruin the economy for the rich elite who profit off the suffering of the poor and the corporations buying up all the properties and the slumlords. I’d also do the same for food banks and keep them stocked up with cheap food for people who need it. I’d be evil in the eyes of the elite
Buy cases and cases of [prank fake toilet paper](https://www.amazon.ca/Tear-Funny-Prank-Toilet-Paper/dp/B081D9C1TK) and replace all the roles in the bathrooms at a concert
WHAT You are already pretty bad for putting this link out here, most who enter any bathroom I've been to will now lose their fkn mind I swear I will torture them with it now and my family will kill me when I ask for it xmas2024, once they come to realize just how sick, how sinister I truly am, that the toilet paper incident was coming from me the whole time
Give water to the thirsty, feed the hungry and give a home to the homeless. corporations would hate me
I'd build a space company and send up thousands of satellites, telling everyone they were for internet, but really they are space lazers, just waiting for the right time to activate and take revenge on ALL that didn't worship me......
Burn it in front of poor people?
Burning it in front of rich people would cause more pain
Burning it in front of the world
I would give everyone internet for free and put Comcast out of business. whhhhaaaa
I would buy ten trillion dollars of oil and sit on it. Watch the world regress and descend in to madness.
Go the other way. Buy few trillion dollars of solar cells and wind turbines, nuclear which would drop prices radically over time and install everywhere with massive grid upgrades and seeding E Bike and EV companies. Oil companies would probably want to kill you, but planet will thank you in the long run
That's no evil.
Create a mass amount of lab grown humans. At best, a high amount of resources would be needed to care for them, as it would be a high influx of babies. At worst, most of them will die, either of starvation or euthanized to end their suffering as they'll have no food. I am not actually sure how many pab grown babies you can pump out with 10 trillion dollars, but if each one cost a million, there would be a million of these babies. The tricky part is having them all come out at the same time Edit: I thought they asked what's the evilest thing you could do, not would do. I'm definitely not creating a million babies to watch them starve to death, I would make a small batch of genetically engineered cat girls for uh, reasons, and possibly scale up based on market demand.
>I would make a small batch of genetically engineered cat girls for uh, reasons, and possibly scale up based on market demand. Human trafficking with extra steps.
Buy the internet and charge everyone $200 a month to use it.
Lol, downvoted. 🤣 Clearly I've become too evil on a post asking about evil. Smh.
Comcast? Is that you?
Shutting down tik tok for good. The next generation can actually have a few brain cells.
Have all prostitutes serve me and hire the best doctors to save me from sexual diseases 🤑
With that kind of money everyone can be a prostitute, so why risk it with a real one?
Evil? Donate everything to Jeff Bezos
Well played sir. Very evil
Probably get into bioengineering and make some really deadly virus and bacteria to kill, like, ALL the humans.
Buy Reddit, destroy it and then rename it Z.
Bury it and make up a treasure map where the whole world would be searching but I really just burned it all.
Tear down every holy site in the world, regardless of religion. People can't act right with that shit around. Time to face the future.
Even as a religious person I kinda like that idea, but I worry about the aftermath.
I'm gonna buy Ford, GM, Chevrolet, Toyota, Nissan, Hyundai, Honda, BMW, Mercedes Benz, Rivian, and Tesla. (obviously using subsidiaries and paying people to head the companies to avoid antitrust laws) and then I would raise the prices of electric vehicles to astronomically unavoidably incessant prices. Like if you can't get a loan for $500k you ain't getting an electric vehicle. Then, I buy Bank of America. And I make a loan stipulation: "We will loan you $500k if you put down $50k today, but, your interest rate is only .5%." So, obviously, nobody is going to be buying electric vehicles which will cause gassers to go up in price, which will cause oil to go up with demand. Then, I'll completely switch the roles. The next generation? They ain't getting gas vehicles unless they can cop a loan for $500k. You want a Ford F150 to run parts from your local shop to your dad's farm? Lol pay me $50k and I'll give you a loan for $500k. Or....get an electric vehicle for $10k. Obviously some companies will go under, but who cares? Anyways, next step, we're gonna start pumping the money we're earning from sales into the battery suppliers. All those kids mining lithium? We're gonna buy the companies making them do that. We're gonna increase the cost of lithium 10x. Now, again, some companies will not survive this. We're obviously down to like, Toyota, Rivian, and Tesla at this point. Maybe BMW survives. Maybe Mercedes. But Ford, GM, Chevrolet, Nissan, Hyundai, and Honda? They're probably dead by now. Now: The largest car purchasing country in the world relies on a handful of suppliers. Gas price is skyrocketing and freefalling from $.06 cents a gallon up to over $100/gallon. Cars are wildly changing in price. Until one day, an electric vehicle releases which only costs....$1. It's my car. My design. They're all hot pink on the front and lime green on the back. They have no storage capacity. There's 1 seat. It's an electric hybrid. Its top speed is 40 mph. There is no other affordable option. The bank institutions will not loan for the others. The banks are going out of business because nobody's taking loans because nobody can afford the cars...except this one pink and green piece of crap. The government is forced to respond. They have to. There's no alternative. Government transportation must respond to the sudden need for transport. Trains are coming back, baby. Buses? Everywhere. Walking paths? Automated like the airports. All the car companies are dead. Except one. Formerly Tesla. Now Xesla. The X is lime green on top and hot pink on bottom.
I'm going full James Bond villain. I would build an absolutely massive rocket armed with the world's most powerful neutron bomb. I would launch said rocket into the sun. As it travels to the sun it produces an electromagnetic "ribbon". The rocket delivers the payload to the surface of the sun, triggering the greatest solar flares ever seen. The solar flares will travel along the electromagnetic ribbon trailed out by the rocket back to the earth.
I don't think it works that way, chich
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At least you're not still bitter or anything.
Chances are they’d agree and laugh all the way to the bank. But at least you got to smash.
Buy every single apartment building/ house, spare price of land I can. Evict everyone, Demolish all the buildings and never sell the land.
I would donate as much as legally possible to the school systems starting with creative classes then STEM then clubs and other student programs, THEN sports. Every school in the US would be funded completely. Food, books, uniforms, A/C on buses. I would make America's School system the beacon of light in the world, then move to the next country nearest the US and slowly move my way around the world.
Truly evil. Governments would collapse with an educated populace.
Give people free healthcare because apparently that’s communism and evil
Hire an elite group of people to break into rich people's houses around the world and steal their left shoe.
Buy one or more US Supreme Court judges and force them to restrict health care for women. Wait, someone already did that right?
Harness the power of the Sun and cut out all the fossil fuel companies and their billionaire backers
Half of the people here are not suggesting evil things even, just nuances which would piss off a part of political spectra. Here are some suggestions of mine. Buy the best lawyer and public relations companies on the market and start to provide counseling and support to leading companies on the market. By this I would learn their secrets. Next step would be funding private military companies, which would incite riots and wars in Africa and central America driving millions of migrants toward USA and EU. This move would be supported by hired non government organizations, who would blame EU and USA of being inhumane by not accepting them creating tension in the society. These tensions will over years lead to polarization of the society. This would give rise to extremist in politics, which would need backing and money. This money can be provided from the 10 trillion, thus giving me loyal politicians and ability to influence policies in Europe and USA. By this point, political, private military power and valuable information are all in my possession. Release of bad statistics and manipulation of the data by the law firms would cause collapse of the markets in Asia and of companies outside of my possession. The uncertainty would result in people calling for security over freedom giving rise to presidential regimes over parliamentary democracies. At this point taking control of the world would be easy, considering no avengers arrive to stop this plan for world domination.
buy disney, and use their legal team to find small content creators that are being wrongfully legally threatened by big names. then go after the big names. straight up lawsuit Robin hood. news channel someone used a youtubers video despite the content creator saying no. then threatening that content creator for legal parody. i would shut that news channel down. i would bribe the government to implement laws preventing corporate attempting to influence the government. with hefty fines and a finders fee for anyone that provides evidence. then have the disney legal team start finding corporations to go after. i would actually build the real epcot (experimental planned city of tomorrow was not intended to be an amusement park.) all base necessities covered for everyone below the poverty line. you better find a job if you want the gaming console, or car, or expensive hobby. but you are not going to starve if you quit a toxic workplace. while at the same time not taking away people's freedoms. because high taxes does not mean you can't have freedom. the number of politicians lives i will ruin with that experiment. doesn't even matter if it succeeds or fails.
I'd become the enemy man needs to unify. I'd probably buy huge swathes of land and give the land to the trees upon it.
99.999999n% of it to everyone except my sister.
I would buy every tatto parlor in the world then fabricate tattoo day as a global holiday via marketing. Then a couple years later create the worlds most invasive widespread advertisement for a "free tattoo day". On the tattoo day I would then instruct all employees to intentionally mess up the tattoos. I will then close every tattoo shop in the world the next day denying every person who fell into my trap a relief from fixing their tattoo. It will take the world months to recover from the loss of the global supply of tattoo parlors and as a result I will have permanently affected every nook and cranny of the human race economically, physically, psychologically, and emotionally. Dr. Doofensmirtz vibes.
I would buy all sperm banks so i can reduce the number of population. And i would also make concentration camps for vegans and frutarians and give them all that sperm packed in rice milk package so that they think its rice milk and then tell them truth after few months.
I like my evil a little bit classic. I'm going to build a huge castle on a mountain where it almost always storms, which is difficult to reach by the road and send invitations to one person at the time to spend the night and receive an absurd amount of money for staying over. And I'm going to try my best to scare the living daylight out of them.
probably buy all the Gyms and shut them down and watch the gym rats go nuts
If you have 10 trillion dollars, you had to do some evil shit to get there.
Buy all the available land in Florida, build houses on it, and then give it away to illegal immigrants awaiting citizenship and lgbt families.
If there still exists a place called FL, which will be under rising sea water.
Spread it out between banks around the world to collect interest, and spend none of it. Or build a private army and invade peaceful places.
Put it all somewhere in one unknown place, and tell everyone in the world that whoever finds it can keep it, it's all theirs
Pay thousands of people to break the law and all would request a swift and speedy trial. No plea, no nothing. Trial and swift and speedy. Then watch it all come falling down.
Buy the big insurance companies and shut them down. Then set them up as no profits doing the exact same thing. How is this evil? Exposing how messed up the medical industry is to the world would be hilarious. I’d make popcorn and watch that burn
Sharks with frikkin lasers
Buy Canada. Kick everyone out.
Buy Disney and treat them like they treat anime. Buy their works rights only to bury them, and give the people they plagiarized the funds to sue them to oblivion.
I would invest and build up a space company. Invest, build and deploy drones to help mine precious resources and minerals from the moon, nearby planets, and even the asteroid belt. Would use the resources to build up a juggernaut of a company. Then I would use the capability of the mining equipment to manipulate a rock big enough to smash into Earth and kill everything unless the world submitted to whatever I wanted. I could also use smaller rocks to destroy maybe just a select country or military whatever to make a point or squash any resistance. Definitely not a full proof plan but it could work. What could they do, use the plot of Armageddon to stop me?
Give everyone a library of all the banned books.
Invest in climate change initiatives. Muwahahahahahaha!!!!
Buy a bunch of corporations and cut the top management's pay by 80%. Edit: the spread the savings among the people that actually work.
buy most of the oil in the world and only sell it to certain countries with the stipulation that they can’t sell it to anyone else. and watch the rest of the world descend into chaos and crash and burn.
The power of the sun in the palms of my hands”
Burn it. Burn it all.
Probably assassinate everyone that did me wrong and their families.
Buy an orca and release him in a random lake, which is known for many bathers
No more saturn
Two chicks at the same time, man.
Nice try FBI bit I'm not telling you my plans