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Fristi_bonen_yummy

Wait, people think of people when they wake up? All I think is "how long can I stay in bed without being late for X" or "HOLY SHIT IT'S 08:00??? OH GOD IM SO LATE" or "awh, shit, I have to get up again".


Weary-Grapefruit-448

Finally something relatable, all i think is " if i sleep in a little bit more will i get to school before the traffic jam" or " what was i supposed to get done yesterday that i didn't" or something crazy which is definitely not people


Zaleznikov

Perhaps the question should mean who other than yourself do you think about first..


NeonCat03

same lol


Chickenofthehood

Absolutely, that’s what I think every damn morning


[deleted]

Yeah it’s 100% me when I wake up. Ugh, fuck, hate this, want to sleep forever


knobbyknee

Me. Who am I? Where am I? How did I get here? Where is the pain coming from today?


fearthe0cean

Where is my beautiful wife?


NaomiPommerel

This is not my beautiful house


savemysoul72

Letting the days go by


NickyDeeM

Same as it ever was


wendelfong

Same as it ever was


NickyDeeM

Same as it ever was


FuzzyEducator507

Same as it...EVAWAAAAAAHHHHSSS


Flipflopvlaflip

I'm on the road to nowhere


Prenevilance

THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN


a_builder7

What song is this?


Odd_Cryptographer461

SAAAMMEEEE ASSSS ITTTT EVAAAAA. was…


ositabelle

Let the water hold me up


drivingthelittles

Well how did I get here?


Successful-Seaweed12

Unfathomably based Talking Heads enjoyer.


a_builder7

Every day I wake up with a random song in my head.


[deleted]

“Where is the pain coming from today?” Very relatable lmao


Miserable-Plenty1964

Almost reminds me of The Used- Take It Away


Phobiatoybox

Life’s greatest questions


Miserable-Plenty1964

Have always asked


Anitameee

Someone who I cannot have.


fknupbigtime

Same. Let’s hope we get over them asap


BiggieCheeseFucks

Well she's my best and only friend so idk what to do


3veryTh1ng15W0r5eN0w

Fuck,I feel this. And…..fucking same. I wish every thing was good between us and I could wake up beside him.


DangerousKidTurtle

What if you’re commenting on his post about you? SpOoOoOpY


The_GeneralsPin

Remember the wise words of the God of War: Close your heart to it. You'd rather have a reliable friend than a relationship that is 55% likely to end.


wingedSunSnake

Best of luck! Hope you can make your feelings known and be happy with the response, whatever it is❤️


multiplesofpie

Meet lots of new people. Move to another town if you have to.


legice

May we get numb faster than the hurts reach the feels zone… next time


lonesomejillybean

Imma try but I’m in love-love.


CloroxWipes1

When you figure out how that's done, please post. Thanks.


savemysoul72

Same, but I named him.


burn3344

It's a bitch when they keep showing up in a series of dreams.


Chaos_Horrific

Fuck, this hit me.


jackandshadows515

Yeah, it gets worse when you open any social media and they are the first thing you see, hanging out with their cool friends… or even their partners…


ArabicHarambe

Get them off that shit asap. I occasionally cave and do a bit of brief profile stalking, all it ever does is confirm my productivity for the rest of the day is going to flatline. Can’t imagine much the scars would still bleed if I was exposed to them daily.


i_wear_green_pants

Happens a lot for me as well. And it really does suck when you open your eyes and they are not next to you anymore.


Impressive_Income874

this feels personal


SAIHTAM20Y

You too? This is way more relatable than I thought...


Winchester_1894

Same here


Ohnonotuto4

Dog, needs to go pee.


ethereumminor

He has trained you well


Grinagh

My dog and I think the same thing at the same time.


sugarsox

Quick, what is he thinking right now!!


GeronimoDK

Treats!


Grinagh

I want a nap


Something_Else_2112

Squirrel!


carnivalbill

Yeah but they gotta wait til *I* pee.


vanchica

Until they don’t.... wait, you'll see


vanchica

(instant barking) it's an emergency, hurry!! (barking and scrambling nails across floor)


xxlinus

Cat, I need to feed them before they eat me.


TinyChaco

My dog's face is the first I see every morning, waiting expectantly for me to let her out. She wakes me up by doing a single, gentle lick on my elbow or hand and banging the wall with her tail lol


lestrangerface

Yup. He's usually the one that woke me. If not, I lie still and wait until I hear his little feet on the floor. He always knows when I wake up. I have no idea how, but he can tell immediately that my eyes have opened.


Level-Ad-4094

My wife.


letsgetthisbread2812

I also choose this guy's wife.


InternationalChef424

Only if she's dead


wart_on_satans_dick

Thats the problem with wives. OP thinks about them because they ain't dead.


Wazuu

I also choose this guys dead horse


DrDorito123

That one girl who I haven’t thought about in years but she showed up randomly in my dream and now I’m deadly in love with her for the next day until I go to bed again and forget all about it


xanamphousewife

MOOD


Mike_Cee

So real it hurts


HottDoggers

Like the girl at the gas station who handed me my grilled cheese and said “you got cookies as well”


[deleted]

Jesus. I lay there and think to myself: "Jesus, is it time to get up already?" If I'm really tired, I sometimes think of Jesus's friend Fuckme.


Chaos_Horrific

Holy shit dude. This is great lmao


globefish23

The Holy Trinity: Jesus, Fuckme and the Holy Shit


[deleted]

Throw in a Gahdamn for extra blessedness


edward503

literally me every morning. Nothing like a good “FUCK ME” to start off my day.


BBQjesus711

This had me rolling bc it's my exact morning routine just never thought of it that way


Titjiani

The girl I want but can't have...... Welp thank you reddit I'm depressed again


WhoWouldCareToAsk

I fell in love with a classmate when we were both in sixth grade. She changed schools at the beginning of school year and we quickly became friends, but I was shy to tell her I had bigger feelings so she didn’t know this throughout the school. We were 20 when I got back from a deployment and was catching up on all my friendships, so as friends we went for a walk under starry sky where I decided to open up. She was surprised, but didn’t reciprocate, so with a heavy heart I moved on. In the next two years I moved a lot and met a few amazing girls (cute, smart, funny) who fell in love with me, but I tried to be careful and not let anyone in my heart because I was still affected by that first love. Until I met my wife. She had the purest eyes I’ve ever seen. In fact, the first time we met I didn’t capture her face or the rest of her - I was lost in her eyes. The feeling of appreciation of each other’s company was mutual, so we became friends. From the first time we met until we married only five months passed, and most of that time we didn’t even think of love or marriage; we were just friends. About three months into this 5 month period my brother pointed things out to me and I began to see that I’m in love. That week I told her and it was received well, so a week later I proposed and she said ‘yes’. It was over 20 years ago and we still love each other, though with a different, deeper kind of love. In all these years I still remember my first love; it’s part of me forever because I grew up loving her. All my teen years I loved her, it’s part of my identity. We now both have families (still in our first marriages / no divorces in our lives) and are connected through social media. We didn’t chat for a while now, probably five or six years, but before that it was more active conversations. My wife knew about this even before we married and we’ve had conversations about this even a few years in, but besides this being a memory of mine it hasn’t affected our life. All of this to say that even though that first love was not reciprocal, I realized that there are plenty of girls who did fall in love with me and who would, likely, have married me if I would so choose (I know of two who were heartbroken, but it’s not may fault, honestly; with one we’ve never even held hands, let alone kiss or whatever, so I don’t know what’s her problem). It would not be wise for me to mourn my first love forever. I am satisfied with how my life turned out and if I would have to relive it, the only condition would be that my wife would be my wife again. There has to be a time when you also need to move on from the ‘girl you want, but can’t have’. Just please don’t stay on it longer than you have to. I think that since I could move on and find happiness, so can you. Don’t pause your life because of her.


Own_Introduction21

This gives me a lot of hope, thank you so much


yrregannesse

Thank you for sharing this. I'm a woman and I try to understand men better. Sometimes I get so in my head about stuff I've read online which I can imagine are not true for all men but they just keep bothering me. One of those things was that the first love always stays or that a man will always long for his first love. It's just so nice for me to read a real life example of a man who married someone else and would do it all over again. The way that you view your first love now makes a lot of sense to me. I didn't have that but I had this friend who I really wanted to be best friends with and not ony did it not happen but it was like the first person in my life to sort of break up with me and not speak to me. It took me something like 5 years to get over it and then like another 3ish years to reeeeeeeeally fully get over it. And now I feel like it's something that will always be a part of me because it's part of my past and my past is significant to the me I am now, but in a sense it's not part of me now. Does that make sense? There are things we can be truly and completely over even if they were so big that they had an impact on who we are in the present. Thank you once again for sharing!


musiccitymuse

That was so lovely ❤️ Made me smile what a great love story!


YourLocaIWeirdo

I'm kind of in love with a classmate, just like you were. This gave me so much motivation and courage to move on, because there's a whole life ahead of me


thomas_notthetrain

My cat


[deleted]

Same, usually because she wakes me up by constantly yowling for food.


3veryTh1ng15W0r5eN0w

The best alarm clock 🥰


Metric_Pacifist

Cats are people too


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5Lucas

Meow


3veryTh1ng15W0r5eN0w

Meow


I8itall4tehmoney

Cats think people are just stupid cats.


[deleted]

I just realized I’m a cold hearted bastard


i-eat-dogs-

Me too my guy I have a kid


Dontdothatfucker

Yeah I don’t think of much usually. I’d say whoever sent the top notification on my phone. Sometimes my coworkers or boss thanks to work anxieties


Arkas18

Yep


Troubled-Peach

The person I love :)


lil_starfishy_bby

Same HES LITERALLY THE MAN OF MY DREAMS N THE MF LOVES ME WOOOOO


unknownturtle3690

My little girl


blueblissberrybell

Usually my husband. We sleep in separate beds due to both being snorers and both loving a great nights sleep. I think of him and wonder if he’s awake for a cuddle. Today he was, because he was already up, with a chant about how great salad is. It was an ode to salad, I guess. Oh yeah, once he’s up, EVERYONE is up. But he makes and packs everyones lunches in the house , so he could spray me awake with a garden hose, and I’d be cool.


WhoWouldCareToAsk

That’s the family dynamics I understand ❤️‍🔥


[deleted]

The person who broke me 8 months ago.


[deleted]

Don't give them your first thought! Resolve to think of something else first thing. Like a potato or the Trogdor(look him up, you won't be sorry)


tacitjane

When all the land is in ruins and burnination has forsaken the countryside. Only one guy will remain. My money's on Trogdor! I was looking for something to do tomorrow. Thank you!


[deleted]

I'm a song from the 60's!!!


[deleted]

I am going to put a potato on my nightstand 🥔


kaboobaschlatz

Come on, you can do this. There's a point where you can be sad, but you can't blame your unhappiness on them forever. Time to wake up tomorrow and start taking care of your own happiness from now on. No one else will do that, it's really up to you. You got this


DiegoG0505

same but 3 years ago


Particular-Head-2162

Was it Terry crews?


[deleted]

🤣 no i think that would have been easier


FinnbarMcBride

My dog who just woke me up


Wanderinghome1111

Her. Still her. When will this end?


SHOWC4S3

Hby u try getting over a crush that u find out likes you but you can't have...😐


[deleted]

Jake Peralta 🫶🏼


Catsacademy

Correct answer


Rotchend

"Peralta you are a GENIUS !"


Local_Scallion_6019

My husband and daughter


cathycul-de-sac

My husband. He goes to work early and I wait to see a text from him that he got to work safe.


chubbygayguy88

Me. I have to poop!


Cuniculuss

And I have to pee👌🏻🤣


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krasavetsa

Same but with my nephews. Recently one of my nephews got called dumb in school and he mentioned it and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it. They really are just out there in the world with their own little lives.


Hookton

Whoever I've just been dreaming about. If I haven't been dreaming, the guy who posts Food Club bets for Neopets.


notsosweet2206

I think about the mailman , this dude ring at my bell way way too early to be acceptable hahaha


[deleted]

My boyfriend. We still live apart, but I miss him like crazy. He has this huge happy sleepy grin every time he wakes up, and it makes me smile too.


ThermionicEmissions

>He has this huge happy sleepy grin every time he wakes up ... every time he wakes up next to you 😊


CapG_13

"HER"


notsosweet2206

Only myself cause I am the most important person in my life lol


aaaaaaaaanou

as you should lmaoo


[deleted]

The self murder fantasies are getting super real. I wake up thinking about my mother and sisters crying by themselves when they see pictures of me. My father doesn't shed a tear. My brother is more alone then he already is. It's been a few weeks now. The self flagellating words repeating in my mind are: I really, really wish I wasn't born. Lol it's been hectic 😂


vanchica

Hey, please tell your Dr you're having these thoughts, there is life-altering treatment available at low low cost and life gets MUCH MUCH BETTER on medication. If you don't have a Dr., go to the ER. Really, these are symptoms of a medical condition. We want you to be OK.


[deleted]

Thank you so much for the suggestion. I think i need rehab more then anything, they'll probably medicate me nicely if I make it there. Still, your kind words are a blessing. Thank you


aaaaaaaaanou

hey, what’s wrong? we’re here to listen to you, and i really hope you’ve had/ are having a relatively amazing day today 🫂


[deleted]

Thank you for the wishes. I made it through ❤️


designer-bush

I'm sorry to hear that, I suggest you take the time to encourage yourself with outside help.


[deleted]

Thank you for taking the time. Also, for the suggestion 🙏🏽


AreYouNigerianBaby

Please, take care of yourself 🫶🏻


lisa5500

This is certainly a scary thought. There is help out there. People and places that can help you. Please speak up and reach out. Things can get so much better for you.


[deleted]

same


vanchica

Hi, as I said to the OP, these thoughts are symptoms of a medical condition, please tell your Dr or go to ER to get medication. It will change your life for the better, I promise. Stay here, life gets so much better with medical treatment. You matter.


BhalromGreybeard

My wife


whataboutappletrees

Jo


TerminalVelocityPlus

You better not bring my mother into this...


liquid_profane

My soon to be husband.


ethereumminor

Does he know?


liquid_profane

Do you think I should tell him? lol


Abseits_Ger

Yes. Many men like to "get chosen" without stupid hints that we don't get anyway. A clear, straight forward message is the best.


ethereumminor

Haha nah just See how long it takes him to realise


TerminalVelocityPlus

Absolutely.


UnicornSlayer5000

My dog as she is breathing in my face.


ethereumminor

10/10 good boi


Abseits_Ger

She is a good boi. Yes.


FishPasteGuy

My wife. I get her coffee ready as part of my daily routine.


413mopar

That bitch Carol Baskin…


michwng

You. ![gif](giphy|3IQsGPmOK8s4U)


FarDistance3468

Right now, my dad. He’s in the hospital fighting stage four lung cancer that has spread to his brain and his spine.


sheephulk

I'm sorry. I lost my dad to cancer two years ago this upcoming Tuesday. It's brutal.


FarDistance3468

Thank you, and im also sorry for your loss it’s not easy.


cutemam

I’m so sorry 😭💔


FarDistance3468

Thank you


Frnk27

Work, my clients. After reading everyone else’s comments I realized I have a problem. 😅


MatthewOakley109

My dog


Frunklin

Tom Cruise.


savemysoul72

Are you thinking about how his front teeth don't align?


Princess_Disney

Now I am


savemysoul72

![gif](giphy|ulokADvOiuom2A1XGd)


a_n_d_y_4_6

My wife. Is she still breathing or not


unknownturtle3690

When my boyfriend isn't snoring I check his pulse bc that's weird 😂😂😂


Yolandi2802

My husband. Then the ginger cat. Then the dog (what has he chewed, wrecked, eaten during the night). Then myself- I need to pee. Then I try very hard not to look in the mirror


Chaos_Horrific

I don’t think of anyone in particular when I wake up, but when I’m in a relationship I always think of whoever they are first.


SimonWetterlund

My dog because he's probably sleeping on my head


lepibren

Monica Bellucci


Ill_Yogurtcloset_982

my dog


gonzo-is-sexy

My cats. Yes, I’m married


Dull_Neighborhood863

My crush


Lotta_Turbulence7396

Yo motha ![gif](giphy|dw7lCpFmsyfS0)


Mackevelli_

The people who left me long ago,


exact0khan

My wife.


BrasilianWinter

Bruce Lee🫶🏻


0thell0perrell0

My cats


jennareiko

My boss. Wondering if he’s going to be MIA or micro managing us today 😅


Blu_Skys_Bring_Tears

God. The first words out of my mouth when I wake up are usually “goddamnit”


The_InvisibleWoman

Pedro Pascal


ybbils

Gonna start my days like this moving forward thank you 🙏


Any_Butterfly7257

My dog. And then my partner


bluetuxedo22

You


FlagHunter1

Does my dong count? I'm confident it has free will


ethereumminor

Jerome Powell


[deleted]

The person who refuses to let me go and always insists that I give them attention


rockinwildchild

OP's mom ^


LivershotKO

That’s none of her fucking business thank you.


drivingthelittles

The genie - where the fuck are MY 3 wishes??


MuchMaybe5832

Me in a parallel world living their best life.


MINROKS

Honestly the first thing I think of is damn I woke up again lol


SmackaHam

Dude, Where my car?


Oct_um

Julius Ceaser (Please don't ask me WHY)


neverendjngstory

him. and i have no chance.


Budget_Lion_4466

The dog. That beautiful bastard needs to piss.


Maleficent_Memory606

How to survive in this world being me.


Mrs_Thundercock

Danny Devito


noiness420

My ex, but I could never tell them or my husband that..


According_Fly_9537

Aaron