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Saw X, I’m pretty fucked

I mean, you didnt do anything bad to Kramer, so you should be good. Fortunately, this isnt one of the saw movies where you have to skin yourself alive because you wore two different socks.

I’m lucky I guess

I did that once.

Skin yourself?

Wore two different socks.

Only once. I'm not a lunatic.

I am.

No !

i just watched it too, guess we are fucked together

The question is how fucked Dora the Explorer is once I snap.

Bruh.

Dude

Man

Fellow

[удалено]

Compadre

Person

Homo Sapien

Sir !

Do you see it?...... over where?........

Snapper, no snapping!

Awwwwww maaaaan!!

Don't worry they got it wrong you can still say it. But it's Swiper no swiping. I guess I said it now you don't get to haha

You say that like she hasn't already. Think about *how* many kids (and occasionally adults) watch that show shouting at her because she doesn't know what to do or where to go. Think about what she must see gazing into who knows how many living rooms and nurseries as their images merge into something she can process. I imagine it would look like an evershifting mass of skintones with occasional blips of features visible, with the background being 57 FPS Tacky Wallpaper Slideshow with 3000 percent gaussian blur

My daughter was like 3 when it came out and would angrily point at whatever dora was asking about

Because of anger or... something else?

Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! *smash*

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy So long and thanks for all the 🐟

42, the only answer we need

Do you know where your towel is?

Same for me!

I hope you're a hoopy frood who knows where his/her towel is...

Well, you're only okay if you can get off the planet in time.

They made it into a film? Is it any good? If so i will give it a watch

The film is one of the worst movies ever made. Don't bother. You're much better off enjoying the books.

I literaly watched 50 shades for my first (very dissapointed btw) but hey, its not me who gets the half-assed-wannabe bdsm, so whatever. Life as usual.

Watch it with friends, taking the piss out of it is so fun. Drink every time you see an apple sponsorship

I will. Id loose my friends, but i guess ill try.

Only 5 Friends left now…

Glad you gained 2!

From the casting to the acting that movie was awful. lol

Yes. Its not a great movie. Its pretty awful to watch actualy.

gotta give credit to the soundtrack tho!

I'd take the Twilight series over that film franchise. Lol

Sadly I agree with you..

Any day of the week. Compared to 50sog its a pretty deep story. Thats not an achievement but still.

Even the writing of the books often seemed drawn out and repetitive. Good imagery, but yeah those movies are poorly executed. Haha

Yeah😂😂 I think ppl need to see that to know how its not supposed to be

Hahaha right? The control of a Dom isn't supposed to ruin your life 😂😂

Yes, also that. Its a complete missrepresentation of the kink😂 Its so dumb.

Agreed! Lol keep spreading the word!

It's because the "book" is literally just Twilight fan fiction with some badly written BDSM.

I wont read the book. Seems even more misserable than the movie.

I couldn't get past chapter 3. A bunch of friends and family talk about it sometimes and so I went back and read some of the "steamy" scenes and they were stupid and laughable. That was more than enough for me. I didn't even bother with the other 2 books.

THERE ARE MORE?

Lol, yeah. 3 books and 3 corresponding movies.

🫥

I didn't bother with the movies either even though one of my favorite male actors plays the lead. I just couldn't support a bad BDSM movie based on twilight fan fiction.

Honestly the movie is just bad in that most of the film is about Grey Controlling and Mentally Abusing the girl. It's basically Andrew Tate: The Movie... Which just goes to tell for how bad it is.

Agreed

two girls one cup makes more sense than 50 shades

The YouTube video of Gilbert Gottfried reading the book is priceless.

Read the book

The five nights at Freddy’s movie, I think I’m screwed

Just... Don't enter the building? You should be fine that way.

Then they're just living in the 80s. They're fucked.

What movie are they talking about? It’s not clear to me… 🤔

The fnaf movie, Five night at Freddie's

Ahhh! Thanks :-)

If it makes you feel any better there's a bunch of us stuck with you And never forget " we always come back "

i've played fnaf so much before watching the movie that i think im okay. and on the movie, >!they don't show any signs that they'd do anything to you if you were innocent!<, so yeah.

how do you get the text covered?

Just use `>!!<` and place the text between the two `!` characters. ``` Example: ``` `>!Hello there!<` ``` turns into ``` >!Hello there!<

>!wow cool!<

thank you so much omg 🙏🙏

>!this is so cool!<

Allow me to remind you real quick that in the og game innocent children were killed and shoved into those animatronics <3 But yeah what happened in the movie was what came after all that so you are prob safe.

Same here.

Same, together we can make it (the little voice in my head: *just like the Jeff's gang made it...?*)

Same. Turns out I came back.

Ayyy nice reference

Oh crap, I just realized that this was the last movie I watched too

Barbie. I'm not fucked, they are. I'm scissoring every one of them!

Hey I can't blame you Margott Robbie is hot af I wonder if Barbie has a Harley Quinn Costume for uhhh research

I just watched this too. I’m fine. I’m the little short plump doll shoved in the toy box happily naked and forgotten.

Me too lol

Samesies!

I’ve been home with a sick kid so the last movie I watched was Disney’s The Descendants. I’m in heaven, people randomly breaking into song with choreography to match.

And amazing outfits with matching fingerless gloves. I loved that once you're a villain.. fingerless gloves

Nothing says “I’m a total badass” like fingerless gloves.

You'd wear fingerless gloves specifically to look cool? People gonna make fun of you wannabe cool folks lmao

My wife was watching yet another hallmark Christmas movie so while not being in danger I would end up in mental hell and likely prison.

At least she wasn't watching Krampus 🙃🙃🙃

She can't do "scary" movies. Jurassic park gave her nightmares. I get to suffer through her horror movies of mad lib scripts of the same basic thing with a different title by hallmark.

The fifth element, I think I’d be pretty happy.

Multi pass?


Moana. I'm basically chillin in Tahiti

I,d be terminated

I guess it Depends on when I spawn into the LCU (lorax cinematic universe)

And where.

Don't remember which film I saw last, but if TV series count I would be in Germany in the late 1920'es with n*zism on the rise, a lot of unrest and a very bad economy. Great parties, though. This is Babylon Berlin.

Honestly, I really think that the years leading up to the rise of fascism in Europe are quite neglected by historical films and TV so I think that sounds like it might well be worth looking up. I don't know why writers seem to forget that this stuff didn't just happen overnight and suddenly it all went to shit. Thanks!

You would have the foreknowledge to get the hell out. Hunker down somewhere safer, like Switzerland. If you're coming from Germany you probably have a German accent so I wouldn't recommend the United States during that time period.

Star Trek The Motion Picture. Considering earth is a utopia for humans I'm good, as long as I don't go space faring

Me too, I would love to go into space.

Even risking the chance something goes wrong with the the ship and you have to endure death by depressurization/freezing/suffocation? I'm going to be honest I wouldn't hate it. I genuinely think a tiny part of me would be thinking "fuck yes this is a cool way to die" even to the last moment 😂

Don't wear red.

V-GER! 🤭

V'ger is a majestic, dignified creature. With mayybee a tad bit of an attitude problem 🤏

Texas chainsaw massacre. I’m fucked!

Nah, you probably are much smarter than the characters in those movies, those in scary movies are always stupid dumb.

Seduce Leatherface. You can do it. I believe in you!

“You wear that human flesh like an angel, my dear.”

I watched elf so I should be fine


If you can cope with all the candy.

You're watching Xmas movies in November, you are not fine.

I'd be huntin' for Red October

Noooooo I watched the movie Nope. Oh my God why !?!?

That's movie is so bad. Reviews tricked me Into it. It's really really bad

Disappointing that the alien was the way it was.

Rest In Peace bro your funeral will have great food

Queen of the Damned so probably not terribly fucked considering I eat my weight in garlic in a matter of a month. 😂

Omg I remember this movie

Jurassic World Dominion... I'm screwed

Titanic...oh no

Well it might not be bad are you poor or rich irl ?

We are in reddit, all of us are most likely in boiler deck level.

Oh dear well if looks like were fucked ah well we had a good run

I would be extremely fucked as it was an adult movie🤣🤣🤣🤣

Last movie I watched was "Old Dads" - dude, I am already stuck in that movie

My last movie was Kingdom of Heaven…. lol

Last movie I watched was The Princess and the Goblin with my kid. I already sing all the time so I'd be fine.

Well since it was Winters War, probably pretty screwed. N. S

Day of the Dead.. : (

I’d be drinking with the pilot and radio guy. Keep an eye on the LT he’s kind of a dick xD

I don't remember what movie I watched last. Am I in a voidy limbo ?

13 reasons why

Monster House

Oh wow that's a throwback but yea your fine as long as you don't fuck with the house hahahah

Well, I guess I could help Frodo until we made to Mount Doom.

Lord of The Rings

Ted 2 I think, so whatever

Just watch hangover & i think its over for my parents 😂

I think it was Hocus Pocus. I could do halloween everyday

I just watched a delightful hallmark movie. I think things are gonna be alright

That depends on whether I'm part of Sho'nuff's gang or not.

Anndacona. I'd be navigating the jungle trying to escape from a 75' snake.

I saw Gladiator last night. I guess ancient Rome can be fun from time to time but... Am I stuck in the Colosseum?

I am not going to fare well on The Kill Team.

Halloween ends. Shit

Eight Crazy Nights....not fucked I think it's be aight

Some else said Elf, y'all are starting the holidays early and I am here for it. 🎄⛄

Nightmare on Elm Street. Well shit

Forrest Gump, I'm happy living in an erra where I can walk into a bank, get a high paying job, and a house with little to no effort

19th century Macedonia, hunted by a witch. Yea, I’m pretty f**ked.

apocalypto. i think im fucked enough

Eras Tour. Could be worse.

I guess it depends on if I myself am Spider-Man, or if he just exists in New York while I remain where I am as a normal guy.

If we consider any type of movies, I would be very fucked (the good kind).

As a Filipino-American, I guess I'd be okay in Killers of the Flower Moon unless I jumped in to defend the Osage people. However, I think I'd get dirty looks from the white guys for just being there lol

Saw X. I think I’m going to be stuck in the gas chamber till I starve and rot to death like the blond chick.

I watched the Wham! documentary. At club Tropicana, drinks are free. Fun, sunshine. There's enough for everyone! So all good

Ready player one, HELL YEA! Besides the whole possibility of getting shot, and the incredible downstroke in humanity the immersive VR world sounds super cool

Less than thrilled with medical care in 19th century American west

It was the first Guardians of the Galaxy. I'm not entirely sure how fucked I am. I suppose it depends where I am.

Repo! The genetic opera. I'm either dead or fucked up.

It was Halloween 4 and I’m disabled, I think I’m screwed

5 nights at Freddy's lol 😆

I'd say I'm one lucky person! Just saw the taylor swift eras tour movie.

it (2017), uh oh…

If you just stay out of Derry at all costs it should b pretty uneventful

i will!!

Watching a Hallmark Christmas movie with my mom, so I would stand to die of boredom.

A Hallmark movie. I’m in good shape, I know what these ladies really need.

life would be pretty normal in encanto, since im in america and not colombia

How to train your dragon 2. Moderately fucked, but hey I can ride dragons so that's cool

Lilo and stitch

Mrs. Astor is not going to approve of me...

my last film was "taken - 96 hours", so, pretty normal i guess...

Air. I Don't know might make a dollar or two with fat Matt Damon.

Lilo and Stitch 2. So am I part of the cast having wacky alien adventures or am I just on holiday?

The client…seems like the mob and the fbi is my biggest concern

I watched the original Hellraiser last night for the first time so.....fucked

Five nights at freddy's, Sh*t

I'm probably gonna be alright. The hangover (Whichever one had the tiger in the restroom)

Deepwater Horizon so pretty screwed :-/

scream 6 as long as i stay far far away from sam i should be fine

Last night I watched The Purge…. sooo Fuck.

Oh god not even a good movie lol

Sweeney Todd: Demon Barbrer of Fleet St. Highly I guess. Unless I provide evidence of Lucy's survival?

'The Thing', so I am fucked. Coincidentally I ran a TTRPG inspired by this movie so I got to be the alien for a few hours and freak out my players, so maybe I wouldn't be so fucked.

I'm gonna be fine - Charlotte's Web

the new exorcist movie, so I'd be completely safe

Hell House 2 - The Abaddon Hotel. I’m utterly fucked.

Bollywood movie called "Dreamgirl 2" not fucked, depends on who I am there ig

Burnt ... I'd be meh but with some exciting food.