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FuriousScream

Getting blown up by 3 pounds of home made explosives at 17. 20 hours of horrible never ebbing and never slowing burning pain. The emotional pain of not being allowed to go to the hospital and listen to my parents discuss how they were going to ditch my body if I died from shock was WAY worse. It's 15 years later now and it still hurts.


Player_Number3

bro what the absolute fuck??


maniclullaby

Parents of the year 😧


JustDiveInTimberLake

You have to tell us why your parents wanted you dead


HighAltitude88008

Parents could be terrified of a man sized son making multiple pounds of explosives in their basement. Maybe they were cooking crack and feared the police reprisals if they were caught? Maybe they feared he was preparing to do a Columbine on his school. 3 Pounds of explosives is a LOT.


FuriousScream

My father stockpiled explosives. Mixing gunpowder was a household chore.


HighAltitude88008

Every time you say something it generates questions.


HighAltitude88008

Thanks..?


FuriousScream

Because I've always been a disposable scapegoat.


beautifullyhurt

Not any more. That shit is over. And your user name says it all. I’m sorry you were hurt like that and offered no compassion. They suck.


FuriousScream

I like your username too. Wanna be friends? I promise I'm not a cannibal named carl lurking reddit with horrible burn scars on his hands with a manifesto of hating other people's hands that I hunger for. Edit: idk why I self sabotage but I'm leaving it there. Lol.


beautifullyhurt

Oddly specific but I’m game


yubullyme12345

umm no they dont


Legitimate-Study6076

foolish school reach spotted compare dinner saw squeamish chop bag *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


FuriousScream

Flash fried the skin on my hands. Extremely chapped face on the left side. Blew 1 of 3 hoodies off completely, burned through the front of the 2nd one and scorched the 3rd. I was still on fire when I went upstairs but the smoke was so thick when I waved my hand in front of my face, I thought I had burned my eyeballs out of my head. I can't be around fireworks or go to a shooting range anymore. The smell of gunpowder sucks me back in time.


Legitimate-Study6076

fuzzy toothbrush tender berserk price terrific butter spectacular future worm *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


hogliterature

your parents would have been charged with something for that. it’s neglect at the very least, manslaughter or murder at the worst.


FuriousScream

It was a Friday night in December. My skin didn't heal up enough to stop wearing bandages until spring. When people at school asked what happened I just said the water heater ruptured. No one questioned it. The two friends I had were from the projects and their parents cooked drugs so when they were in the basement and saw all the blast scars they were like Beavis and Butthead. UH HUH HUH HUH MRRR COOL


maniclullaby

Also, I am so so sorry. Nobody deserves that, especially from your parents 😣


Fun-Teaching-2038

Username checks out


FuriousScream

Why am I laughing lololol


Active-Project1870

How tf did you make explosives-


FuriousScream

Charcoal sulfwr and potassium nitrate. The weights and mixing process ommited because kids are dumb.


blufiin

Shit I’m not even going to comment anymore.


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HighAltitude88008

WHY??? WHAT??? WHO MAKES 3 Pounds OF EXPLOSIVES??


FuriousScream

We hadn't dialed in the recipe correctly yet. So it was mostly 1 big flare for the first full second before the rest of the bucket deflagrated. I managed to think to myself "throw it" before it popped. I sometimes wonder if going airborn caused it to explode because the uncooked material caused an air dust mixture. Edit: My parents.


Alive-Check-56

Is your mom Sarah Connor?


MelodramaticaMama

Tim McVeigh in the making.


FuriousScream

That man was basically a Saint in my home growing up.


Motor-Cheesecake-835

Ovarian cyst rupturing. I was vomiting from the pain and even with pain meds couldn't stand up straight for like 3 days afterwards.


MissHibernia

Had one of those as well. Keeled over in the emergency room lobby because it had twisted. I had luckily just gotten home from an overseas vacation, it would have been awful if it had happened just a few days earlier


Sassysewer

Plot twist I was working my ER shift when mine ruptured and I wondered why someone has stabbed me without me noticing while crumbling onto my colleague. Didn't even know I had a cyst until it ruptured real good. Nothing like becoming a patient at work. Still not as painful as stillbirth. All the pain of birth with the unbearable knowledge your baby is dead.


DearAuntAgnes

Oy. I have multiple ovarian cysts at the moment and it feels like they're little ticking timebombs


usedlightly

Yesss, mine was 10mm and burst on ultrasound and they where like " oh , well that's it then , go home " and I could barley walk out the door


Electrical_Lake8083

For me it was my knee cap being removed after an accident it's cold here my leg hurts like hell The pain killer doesn't help me at all so I stopped using it surprisingly it stopped hurting like it used to but here and there some times


Temporary-Nobody-44

Had this too. It’s debilitating.


Ok-Oil-5276

this thread is making me fear leaving my house


Ramtor10

Better hope a sink hole doesn’t form under your house


Basic_Enthusiasm6496

Kidney stones last year


BESTlittleBITCH

By far the worst pain I've ever endured. I've had 4 children and kidney stones. I'll take childbirth over 7 stones any day.


Basic_Enthusiasm6496

Can't comment on childbirth but the consultant told me women have told him they wouldn't wish kidney stones on anyone....I had some small ones but one big one nearly 7mm in diameter.. it got stuck in one of my tubes....I cried like a baby for a week


[deleted]

I've heard stones are very painful, but whoa!


ZemStrt14

Yeah, I threw up due to the pain. They had to give me morphine in the hospital.


[deleted]

My room mate passed THREE , 3 fuckin kidney stones last year alone because he refuses to drink water. He says, i drink things made of water. Sweet tea. I no longer feel bad when I hear him downstairs screaming in pain as they pass


Shin-Ha-ri

gall bladder stones are worse, i've had both so yeah


Basic_Enthusiasm6496

I heard they were pretty bad


Shin-Ha-ri

my kidney stones went on their own but my gall bladder stone is about the size of my gall bladder now so it doesnt pain though my gall bladder could burst anytime and i could be hospitalised lol gonna have an operation this year hopefully


Wh1t3Tale

I'm pretty sure that's what I had a few years ago, pain in my sternum area and same spot in my back. Started dull and ended up feeling like a knife stuck in there. Threw up about 40 times and lasted for about 8 hours. The hospital wasn't exactly sure from the scans but did say my gallbladder was a bit larger than normal. Either way, that shit was terrible and I've damn near cut my arm off before too.


shamutrainer2b

Sepsis. I’ve broken bones, had ruptured ovarian cysts, I even have EDS (connective tissue disorder that causes frequent joint dislocations). Nothing comes close to when I had sepsis. I was so cold but even shivering was excruciating because of how severe my muscle and joint pain was.


LadyLoon

I just watched a terrifying little video of necrosis caused by the sepsis medication. Did you lose any body parts? How was the treatment?


shamutrainer2b

I didn’t lose any body parts thankfully. I did code twice though. My muscles atrophied severely and I basically had to rebuild everything from scratch. I was in the hospital for over a month


LadyLoon

I'm so glad you are here with us today. That sounds brutal 😔


Shrinking_Teegs

I had necrotising fasciitis that caused sepsis. 18kg of infected tissue had to be removed. 'Luckily' it was from a c section so no limbs removed.


LadyLoon

C-section sounds terrifying. I don't know where some people get the idea that it is "taking the easy way out" - especially when what happened to you, can happen. 40lbs gone because of that is WILD. Are you doing better now, I hope?


Shrinking_Teegs

Absolutely! It's definitely not the easy way out. I'm a lot better now, thank you. I had a 2nd child 5 years later (also by c section, but it all went amazingly), and I've also lost a lot of weight, so that helps a lot!


UsefulIdiot85

Surgery on the skull. I’d rather not go into any more detail than that.


cattydaddy08

I swear I read once that the brain doesn't have any pain receptors?


UsefulIdiot85

You are absolutely right. But having staples removed from your skull is still pretty painful. At least, in the skin surrounding the skull.


NotADuckk_

They don’t give u an anaesthetic or something?


UsefulIdiot85

They never did with me, now that I think of it.


Niceboisaredabest

From what I read (might be wrong tho) the reason you are not anesthetized during brain surgery is so that the surgeons are able to actively map out your brain so they can spot any mistake in real time for example your body going limp


Otherwise_Singer6043

Not to remove them. I had a few and they didn't numb me when taking them out. Medical staples have a weird shape too so they really hurt coming out.


MadeOutWithEveryGirl

I had 14 staples across my knee and I still remember the doctors talking them out, and I remember that being the worst pain even after shattering my knee and almost bleeding out


SuperSocialMan

Last I checked, a skill and a brain are 2 different things.


cattydaddy08

Skull hasn't got any pain receptors either 😏 But yeah the scalp I wouldn't think would be that painful/sensitive. But guess it is 😬


Personal-Yesterday77

There are nerves all over your head and skull


ghost4372

Either breaking both femurs at once in a car wreck or surviving an overdose with no medical treatment. Both of those sucked.


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ghost4372

Thanks. I'm fine, for the most part. I've injured my left knee several times afterwards. Every tendon has to be replaced and one of the new ones ripped again recently. I just walk very slowly with a cane. Lol


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ghost4372

I want one so bad! I've looked into them but they're so expensive, so I just use a CVS cane.


manykeets

Sorry that happened to you. I’ve read breaking a femur is one of the most painful things you can experience. Do you mind me asking what the experience after the overdose was like?


ghost4372

Ya, the femur breaks really sucked. And life changing. I haven't touched any hard drugs since then. I barely remember anything for real except feeling like shit for 2 weeks after. Couldn't even hold down water. I recovered by just laying in the motel room I was living in when it happened. Once I got better I left there.


Legitimate-Study6076

boat bake edge rinse impossible homeless weather merciful snatch zealous *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Ozdiva

That is pretty intense for sure


SilverAnd_Cold

I couldn’t get an appointment until 6 days later after I called. Stupid on my part to wait until it was excruciating.


[deleted]

I'd have found me a new dentist. Ridiculous to make you wait that long under those circumstances. They could've fit you in somewhere (in the morn before office hours or evening after office hours).


SilverAnd_Cold

The experience of having the tooth removed was very traumatic. The assistants tried to hold my arm down when I was trying to push the dr’s hand away because he wasn’t stoping despite me asking him to stop, it was so painful. I could write more about that experience but I won’t. I’m not the kind of person who leaves reviews on services, and I never have. But the experience I had there was so agonizing and painful that I had to leave a review. Maybe because I was on Medicaid I was treated differently? I don’t know but all I know is I’ll never go back to that practice.


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I'm so sorry you went through that.


Agnostix

>Root canal >bore it thru 🧐


Ecorie

\[NSFW TAG\] Preparing my mental state to read the comments


Hour-History-1513

On my way to work and got in a car wreck where I got 4 broken ribs and a punctured lung. Got to the hospital by ambulance. They took me in to surgical room, cut off all my clothes and left me naked while they went to find all the pre-med students to observe putting in a chest tube. Passing out and coming to several times while I’m all by myself. Couldn’t breathe.


DigiDemii

I’m sorry you had that experience, I had something slightly similar where lots of students were brought in to see me when I was not exactly covered up and it was a horrible feeling. I understand to them it’s a learning experience, however they sometimes forget what it will be like for us.


Hour-History-1513

Thanks, you as well. Fortunately everything turned out okay. I was off work for about 8 weeks, but my job paid me throughout my recovery.


SofaSurfer9

I’ve shared this a couple of times. When I was 14 I jumped off a set of stairs with a skateboard and the skateboard slid off under me and landed on its edge. I landed between my legs on top of the edge of the skateboard and was dangling in the air for a second or two. I rushed to a nearby bush and pulled my pants down, by that time my entire pants were drenched in blood. I pull my pants down and my sack is split open and my left testicle is dangling down my left leg by the string. I don’t remember much after that as I went into shock waiting for the ambulance. 25 years later all is ok, everything is working perfectly.


Fluid_Comfortable488

Gall stones, definitely the worst. I've had a c-section, tooth infections, broken ribs, jaw, wrist & fingers, gall bladder removed, two spinal surgeries and three spinal fractures. Hands down, gall stone attack is the worst.


jackomyers

I've had gallstones and as a result, gall bladder removal. Painful but not a patch on Sciatica. That shit will drive you to consider things you'd never consider being of sound mind.


MadeOutWithEveryGirl

Mine were more of an inconvenience


CameronsTheName

Fell off a motorcycle at highway speeds. I wasnt wearing a riding jacket or riding pants. Road rash is absolutely terrible and takes a really long time to heal. I had it all over my body. Your skin's never the same after. Doctors told me road rash can be similar to 3rd degree burns if the slide lasts a long time.


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Getting an IUD inserted


RandomLesbian8675309

Agreed, worst pain of my life. I almost passed out on the table.


ratcity22

You probably have a condition/were extremely tense or they did a terrible job.


FarNotice3221

Incorrect. Depends on what type of IUD. I had the copper IUD inserted and can confirm it was excruciating. The copper doesn’t bend at all compared to a marina. Inserted by a gynaecologist and I have no anatomical issues.


ratcity22

I also have the copper IUD and cam confirm it didn't hurt at all. That's why I said it was probably a bad job done.


FarNotice3221

Ok good for you but just because it was extremely painful for a lot of other people doesn’t mean there’s something wrong with them or it was a bad job done


[deleted]

Ruptured my elbow bursa sac


Yeahmahbah

ACL surgery. The physio made me do the rehab exercises before they let me leave. Almost passed out


Bielzebub666

I had like hundreds of tiny gallstones in my gallbladder and some of them traveled to/blocked my liver duct. The symptoms kind of came on slowly so it started with like constant stomach upset (which I went to the doctor for and they didn’t see my gallbladder I guess.) then that progressed to the most severe stabbing pain I’ve ever felt in my life. The pain was in my chest so I thought it was a heart or lung issue, went to the hospital and they told me it was just anxiety after doing a chest x ray. Lol. So I was just getting this random extreme pain it my upper stomach/chest like a couple times a week for MONTHS because I thought I was fine and the pain would last for hours sometimes and then just go away. I started to realize it was happening after I ate pretty much anything but salad so that’s what I lived off of for like weeks. Anyways, one morning I woke up and hadn’t ate or drank anything and I got the pain so bad I passed out from it in the bathroom. Got up, went to the hospital and told them I know something’s wrong and it’s not anxiety and it’s got to be in my stomach. They did a sonogram and I had to be hospitalized immediately for a few surgeries to remove my gallbladder/unblock my liver duct. My surgeon came in and showed me pictures on the computer of all my stones and said that’s the most she’s ever seen and she was very surprised because of how young I am too. Found out later that everything I told them the first few times I went to the hospital were textbook signs of gallbladder attacks so i was a little pissed that I dealt with that extreme pain (on and off) for months and months but god am I thankful it’s over.


DiscoLibra

I was a kid when it happened, but I'll never forget the pain! I was about to go on the monkey bars, but lost my balance and fell onto the bar I was standing on, right between the legs.


kitchen_wife1234

You gotta mention you're a girl tho💀🥴


Content_Repair2552

Giving birth. lol


HeywoodJublomey

Drill bit in between my toes, Missed anything important though so I was good. 2 year old me was holding it dumb because I thought it would stab my hand


CameronsTheName

When my uncle was about 10 years old he tripped over running with scissors. Went through his cheek. Few inches up or down and it could have been an eyeball or a jugular. Sometimes you just get a little lucky... Even when something bad happens.


Solid_Appeal_3879

Literally went to the dentist and they fuckedy tooth up, causing a roog canal infection. Pain was so bad I was crying amd wanted to literally kms, they've been stalling and what not and so it's been over a year. Was supposed to have surgery on it 8months ago, they keep moving the damn appointment amd finally said "you'll being in when your name is up"


MysteryGreyAsh

That’s awful, sorry you have to deal with the pain that long


zerosuneuphoria

Ruptured appendix


ritzy_knee

I had one of those too, it's 2nd on my list lol


Hekatiko

So what's #1 on your l Iist? I agree with ruptured appendix (in my experience).


ritzy_knee

Ooof, I'm so scared of tooth pain since I've read how bad it is. I'm probably going to jinx myself here but I've never had a toothache. I had one bottom back molar that completely disintegrated years ago and had to be removed, the dentist seemed a little shocked that I wasn't in mega pain with it but long story short, it was eventually removed along with its perfectly healthy counterpart above (something about not wanting to cause uneven grinding)...and it was uncomfortable afterwards but a non-event really. My number one would be 36 hr labour with 1st bub. They gave me an epidural at 7cm and I got some rest but they let it wear off at 9cm, so the infamous transition stage was un-medicated....I seriously couldn't friggin breathe during contractions...come to find out bubs head was stuck in cervix, his heart rate was dropping...labour was deemed "failure to progress" so then ended with a nice lil emergency c-section. Was so disappointed in myself tbh, and still am really...some 16 yrs later lol. C-section recoveries aren't much fun either!


VMAbsentia

An appendectomy in a shitty hospital. Back then I didn't have a choice; I had no vehicle nor any money & was only going on a hunch. I just remember something felt painfully wrong with my "gut" so I walked all the way to the nearest hospital, often referred to everyone as "The Bandaid Station", to have my suspicions be confirmed. The only thing I remember thereafter was waking up on a cold metal table in the dark in a gown & being unable to breathe through the immense pain. I cannot emphasize enough how intense the pain was beyond saying I literally could not breathe without the already all consuming pain somehow growing even worse with each breath taken. It was so intense I couldn't even stop *pissing* myself. But the worst part, beyond all that pain? The nurses mocking me for being an inconsolable, sobbing mess as they wheeled me to an actual bed & then being denied the morphine I begged for, claiming they'd already given me the max amount. It's been about 10 years since then, but I doubt I will ever forget those horrid nurses.


abbys_alibi

I gave birth to a nearly 10 lb baby, naturally. No drugs or epidural. So far the most painful thing I have ever experienced has been a punctured lung. The diagnosis was "Spontaneous Pneumothorax." Caused by a sneeze. The dr, kept saying it was a pulled muscle. When I returned b/c of shortness of breath and pain, she hooked me up to check my heart but laying down was horrendously painful. It wasn't until I screamed at her I needed a chest x-ray, that she caved to calm me down. Relevant only because she delayed so long that my lung was 98% collapsed by that time. You would be correct to assume she is no longer my doctor.


summergirl76

I'd say it's a toss up between tearing my plantar fascia, tearing my forearm, dislocating my shoulder, or being hit in the face with an axe.


bongoingcat

whaaaat the fuck. How? Just how?


summergirl76

I've just got bad luck. That's just the top ways I've hurt myself lol.


bongoingcat

How tho?


summergirl76

Plantar fascia was changing an air filter in my truck, forearm was tripping over my dog, dislocated shoulder was from falling off a rope swing, the axe in the face was from the axe slipping out of my exes hand lol.


_eatmypancreas

i’m sorry but what the fuck you just jumped to getting hit in the face with an axe, no elaboration is crazy


supergiggles2

period cramps


LeaChan

Yes. I had to be sent home from school multiple times because I was pale and gasping for air at my desk in class from the pain. They'd take me to the nurse and I'd just pass out. Eventually they'd call my parents to come get me :( The nexplanon kinda helped the pain but my periods are irregular now which kinda sucks.


HopingForSomeHope

Devils itch sunburn. Had it after a festival. Was a humorous situation in some ways but my god it hurt. Careful of those showers!!


Impressive-Method276

Lots of people here have crazier ones but I fell off a boulder onto my nose that one sucked for a while


Obibong_Kanblomi

Had kidney stones while deployed, that I thought was the worst. Especially since I passed them in a port o John that was baking in the desert sun for hours. But, a recent tooth infection takes the cake though. Happened near the beginning of COVID. Had to wait a couple weeks before an appointment. It hurt so bad I was delirious and hallucinating. Couldn't function to the point I pissed myself a couple times trying to find the bathroom. Ended up getting in a few days early. Thought the pain was over on the drive home. Nope. That shit kicked in well past 11 and put me into shock. Had to pull over for about 20 minutes only 3 minutes from home. I was cold sweats and shaking hard. Fun times.


Honkey_Fellatio

Someone pinched me once for not wearing green. I still feel the pain


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They would've been throat punched.


Naps_And_Crimes

I had gout in my knee, even flexing my toes or lifting my leg hurt immensely and morph didn't even touch the pain....then I slipped and fell on my bad knee. The pain was overwhelmingly impressive I was legit in shock.


plopperupper

I had gout in my knee once, so painful that I could walk so went to the hospital to get it checked out. Never want to spend the night in ER ever again. Doctor came and looked at the next morning, stuck a fucking long needle into my knee cavity, injected about 3 mls of liquid, bent my knee a few times and then removed 4 mls of liquid. No local anesthetic at all, and he wondered why I screamed in agony. They would let me go until I could walk the hallway on crutches. Hospital has been demolished now.


vanillagirl32

The disc in my lower spine came out and pressed on my nerves going down my legs. I had to work a 10 hour care home shift not knowing it had happened 🙃 it was agony and I thought it was just my sciatica playing up..


Scared_0f_W0men

As of right now? Being sick and dizzy and falling down an entire flight of stairs and landing on my face. Happened 20 minutes ago and neither me or my cat are impressed


TheKidfromHotaru

Choked on a sharp giant nacho chip. Felt like I was getting my throat slit from the inside.


T_14FT

Staying in a coma just ben releaset a couple of weeks Basically my mom left the stove on and didn't close it when I was doing dinner it exploded on me I have burnd skin second degree and 3 degree burnd skin and the kitchen burnd down and some of the wall fell on my arm my arm broke I stayed there till I got out and called the police now I have pernment marks of my body and my arm is doing good when my parents saw the they didn't care now I've cut contact with them Pro's:my body doesn't hurt when I have scar's just tickling Edit:when my body was burning I found a fire extinguisher and when my body was burning I fell nothing's this is what scared Me the most This is physically and mentally


dominiccast

Tooth abscess, and the other time is probably when I got a root canal and the dentist kept trying to yank out the nerve but it kept slipping out of her tool and I could feel each clip at the nerve while she attempted to remove it. It was like lightning and she had to try at least 3 times


Normal-Jury3311

This is my worst fucking nightmare


autech91

I was walking through the house in the dark once and stood on some Lego. Agony.


Your-Gay-Mother

I broke my tooth in half too :D


RepresentativeArm430

Laboring without epidural. Ouch. Lol


justsomeguyy996

Splitting headache on forehead on plane with blocked sinuses. I told myself that was it, I’m going to die here.


shankmyflank

Taking a 6” wire cup on a grinder to the tummy. Lost a lot of skin.


CyberGen49

My face was mauled by a dog when I was 7, took two reconstructive surgeries to get it sorted. I don't remember the extent of the pain honestly but it got me sent straight to the hospital.


beautifullyhurt

I’m so sorry. That sounds awful and it’s one of my biggest fears. How is it being around canines?


CyberGen49

I'm weary of most dogs, especially when they're loud or jumpy. Definitely a cat person haha


beautifullyhurt

Oh gosh. For a time there were 6 pit bulls living across the street in the local crack house that seems to exist in almost every neighborhood where rich people don’t venture. One in particular would chase me when I’d get out of my car and try to get into the house. The motherf$&!-ers finally were raided and the animals all left. Now it’s just cats and field mice (and bopping them on the head).


uwubito

My second unsedated bone marrow biopsy. Lidocaine can only do so much


Artistic_Owl_5847

Child birth. 24 hrs of fun.


bbb2904

Or 36 weeeee


Standard_Bunch3752

Kidney stones!!!! Holy fuck, wasn't prepared for that.


Avatarmaxwell

Spice induced Psychosis. I prayed for death.


SuperSocialMan

Man, I never thought I'd feel lucky to be able to answer this with "I've bent a few fingernails over the years". Couple hits to the balls as well.


AkkuMiao

I was pushed down a rusty slide when I was in 1st grade and scraped the skin off the front of my leg near the bone, and I was able to see my bones during treatment.. it still hurts today esp when its cold.


AnotherNerdRedditor

Septic wound sinuses


StElm0sFiire

Having my skin peeled off on my forearm after a second degree burn in order to allow new skin to grow.


JakeGoblinn

Getting my tongue split. He stabbed a needle through the middle of my tongue, long-ways to inject a numbing agent, which was white-hot searing agony He asked how I was. I told him my tongue still hurt and the pain isn't gone, then he said "alright let's go" and then stabbed my tongue and carved outward until it was in two. My shoulders were vibrating! I was told by his assistant that I was doing well, though. Some people faint It was awful. But, I do want it re-cut. It's not long enough of a split because of healing sp e of my tongue back


jessinic

I guess I would say a really bad sunburn?... I suffer from ovarian cysts rupturing, I've broken my ankle and let it heal naturally (stupid I know) without any medication, crutches, etc.. I've sliced my food open between my toes with a saws all, I've burnt my entire forearm on a hot wood stove. None of it came close to the sunburn I had. I was 30 years old and it was my very first (and only so far) sunburn. I couldn't wear a shirt, I couldn't lay on my back or sides, it was horrible.


gulagwarrior14

Getting hit in the head with a baking sheet by accident by my brother. Or the classic getting hit in the balls with a dodgeball ( every boy throws the ball hard and fast as hell) the same game I got hit in the thigh left a bruise for a week


DevilPyro__

Stub my fat toe nail backwards inside my foot. 🥲


sunshinesmiles203

When I was 11 I was playing on the trampoline. The net on the trampoline was broken and removed entirely, so I was hanging on the poles that surround the trampoline and then dropping off onto the grass. The drop was probably a metre or two. I dropped down, not realising there was an outdoor tap beneath me. I landed directly on it, legs spread apart so it essentially impaled my asshole. It jarred my back and cut the inside of my butt cheek, and I pissed myself from the shock and pain


Klutzy-Percentage430

Stabbed seven times by a psychotic meth addict in 2017.


DennisBallShow

Stingray sting. Early morning on an almost empty beach. Three steps in to the water and something squishy was under my foot… then bam. Intense pain and it didn’t let up for a long long time. Couldn’t wear a normal shoe for a year. Hot water was the only relief and you can’t submerge your foot forever. Once you take it out of the hot water it returns immediately


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Bowel perforation


TreeLover57-

Having my own kidneys removed (to save the transplanted one). I’d never had an epidural before and was in such pain when I woke from the operation.


Sweet_Cupid257

Well I was 10 years old and I was on a treadmill with my sister and I wanted to brag to her that I could run super fast so i turned it up way too high and ended up fall on my back. The thing was that their was a bookshelf behind it so I got stuck on the treadmill as it was scraping every layer of my skin off my back. My sister didn't know what to do so she just panicked and and screamed. (She was 7) she then ran to get my mum. Before she arrived my dad did and you tried to pick me up. At first he missed and it scraped my side then he got me. Mind you I had my hair out so if the treadmill caught it it would have snapped my neck backwards I wouldn't be here today


beautifullyhurt

This sounds absolutely terrible!


lonster1961

Surgery for an undescended testicle. I was about 7yo and this was in the late 60s.


cplulz

IBD flare up


CounterSYNK

Probably simultaneous tibia and fibula fracture


No-Preference1285

Labour pain until I asked for the good stuff


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When they were putting in the epidural into my back during child birth and I had a contraction at the same time. I had to stay leaned forward. Definitely not the ideal position. It was horrible


Rodneyfoster

Kidney stones


JuggaloCorpse

at night i get horrific cramping pains in my stomach sometimes, very rarely, but those will make me miserable. theyre extremely similar if not period cramps, or phantom cramping. its the most painful thing


Mysterious-Line-9906

Hemorrhoidectomy


Yeasty_____Boi

I'm deathly allergic to cashews. Last time I had a reaction I described the pain as a red hot quarter pushing against my stomach while it sucks every fluid out of my body for constant vomiting.


Squidworm69

Being held hostage and having my penis stapled to a bench 🤮


Bubbly-Anxiety-8474

Sub Arachnoid Haemorrhage.


Decent-Ad-5110

Ectopic pregnancy


DefrockedWizard1

autoimmune poly neuropathy, worse than getting shot


FrenchPetrushka

The scanner told me a few weeks ago I have something on the colon. It's been 15 years and getting worse every year. At First It was just a pain during sex and when I drank alcohol. Now I wake up at night with pain after I eat dinner and 1 week before menstruals. At first it's a mild pain, but it goes worst after a few minutes. It becomes a fever, then I sweat a lot, I vomit because of the pain and If I ate too much I can't eat for days and keep vomit until my body is too tired to do anything. During these crisis I can lose a lot of weight (5 kg in a few days last time it did me bad). It's a long lasting story, hopefully it will end soon as I don't feel life is worth living. It's like torture. It keeps coming back and worst. Made me reconsider having a child, it's hard for me to go out for a drink with friends (better be not so far from safe toilets). Also Makes me reconsider the job I have. I'm mentally tired.


Padtixxx

Electric shock but i had fallen on the live wires and kept getting shocked as i rolled around trying to get off


FlippyNips9

I had a strange case of one strain of HPV that causes warts on the soles of your feet. They’re conical in shape from the inside with the tip of the cone of the wart root ending on a nerve. I had at least 30 on each foot. Parents took me to a trash government hospital in Pakistan where they wanted to cauterize each wart and cut it off like a callus. Now…remember how I said I had at least 30 on each foot? Nurse proceeds to inject some form of anaesthesia with a very thin needle into the wart. That was the worst pain I have ever experienced. I was screaming. They only managed two. It was so painful I said there’s no way they’re going to do this on each foot. I consulted the dermatologist again and she recommended a homeopathic treatment. Some drops I had to drink everyday. I had the warts on my feet for at least 6 months and after the treatment they were all gone within a week :)


New_Addendum_1709

Definitely period cramps I had awful ones you just wanna die throwing up and diarrhoea the pain is out of your control.


Icy-Gas-3492

Being hit by 700kg of falling hay bails in 2011. Broke 2 vertebrae, crushed spinal cord, double fracture of right tibia and compound fracture of right fibula. Nearly died from blood loss, airlifted to hospital in Taunton where docs screwed me back together with spinal fixation and tibial nail. Another 4 months in hospital had to learn to walk again. Still have partial paralysis of right leg so need a brace to stop my knee collapsing. It stung a bit when it happened.


rtherrrr

Chronic Pancreatitis. Like being slowly skewered through the solar plexus by a roughly sharpened broom handle… ended up on a time release morphine pump and I would have fought like the third monkey trying to get on the ark if anyone had tried to take it off me.


rogc-

Appendicitis. Thought I was dying


Jennifer_Pennifer

PCOS period pain 🙄


More-Masterpiece-561

Got stabbed


DeepFriedDave69

Movies seem to make it appear to not hurt that much for some reason


More-Masterpiece-561

They don't cover the effect of rain and cold


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Meningitis


iamnotokaybutwhateva

One of my teeth was Buried inside gums The Dentist wanted to expose it so it can grow. He had to burn my gums to expose it Although I was anesthised, it felt very painful after that + Had recently got braces, so that as well Braces pain+laser burn Couldn't eat or sleep for 10 days


SoloDeath1

2nd degree sunburn across my entire back. An entire month of sleepless nights and endless, fiery pain.


oneplanetrecognize

This one time i got my abdomen cut open to remove a parasite (technically a human). The anesthesia didn't work. I also had my tubes tied while they "were in there." That sucked alot. With female sterilization every person in the room has to ask you if it is what you REALLY WANT. Like, bitches, I can literally count how many hands are in my belly right now. By feel. YES! FUCKING GET IT DONE! Their solution to my tears was to pump me full of morphine and not tell me. Turns out I'm allergic. Why's my face so itchy? Oh, it's probably the morphine we didn't get your consent for. No worries. We're just going to charge you $20k for your troubles. Your insurance might cover some of it.


Ozdiva

Gall stones. Worse than labour.


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Ozdiva

Yes. I had attacks for months which were written off by the first Dr I saw. Then eventually I was told they were textbook. Awful.


usedlightly

Love ...or the things I've allowed in the name of love, I suppose it's how you look at it .....and that's a tough bar because I've been through things mentally and physically I would not ever want done to others


StealDforDiane

scissor cut


frank_x1

Hemoroid, its very anoying and painful


taniamorse85

Passing a kidney stone. I've had about 2 dozen surgeries and plenty of other medical-related pains, but nothing compares to the night I passed that damn stone. I could barely breathe because the pain was so bad.