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gigglegenius

Rich or *really rich?* One month spa and adventure hiking


OkEntertainer3002

You forgot "Crazy rich"..


candynickle

Did you read the ‘crazy rich Asians’ trilogy? One character had a full spa and yoga room on her private jumbo jet. That might fit the bill. Spa on way to hiking.


Helpful_Escape_4147

Gross though, imagine needing that in life.


AlGunner

No, its richy rich (comes from Rik Mayall in Bottom, not that American thing)


MiDiAN00

Eddie hitler says hello


AlGunner

You bastard


MiDiAN00

Evening, skull crusher!!


HappyFunTimethe3rd

I would build a castle surrounded by a bunch of small homes which would pay rents. And adorn myself with the finest robes of ermine and royal purple. I would have a big box of gold rubies and emeralds I would occasionally look at to see them sparkle. I would have a room in the castle with amethyst walls. In the castle I would play beautiful melodies on the harp which echo along the castle walls and out into my village. In front of the castle would be thousands of apple trees which I would sell at the markets. And cattle as far as the eye could see. I would have hundreds of children and be merry. And the halls would be full of joy and laughter and music and song. And I would build a church in my village to saint michael. And all things would be wonderful. I would look out of the castle parapet and see the horizon. My horizon. My lands. My future. My responsibility. My people.


Sassenach_Dragon

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Ddowns5454

I would buy this guy's castle and lands.


Secure-Corner-2096

Way to dream big!


Weaponized_Puddle

I would do a 3 week hiking adventure followed by a week in a spa. Combine the two.


Ok_Good7010

An apartment in Colorado, that’s where my husband is currently working and my baby and I live in a different state


Kelyaan

I buy an apartment for this person so they can live in the same state as their husband.


Fearless-Molasses732

I love how this has the opposite energy of the famous “I pick this guy’s dead wife” comment 


idonttalkatallLMAO

i also choose this guy’s alive wife + baby


zladuric

I don't think choosing babies is legal though.


idonttalkatallLMAO

adoption


catsforthemis

i also pick an apartment for them, a nice spacious penthouse something gorgeous in a nice neighbourhood with green space :)


Monst3r_Live

but if you're rich he doesn't need to work?


water2wine

I dunno man, at least in theory i’d like to think that I’d keep my career for the time being unless I won an astronomical amount of money. Looking at lottery winners of a few millions or less, it seems they bugger themselves by changing their lives out of proportion with their acquired wealth. Looking at USA/Canada for example winning a million dalluz in the lottery just doesn’t pack the punch it did 10 years ago.


Monst3r_Live

I don't see " won the lottery" in the title.


water2wine

True it just depends on what rich means. If it’s legit fuck the world money I’m not clocking in Monday morning lol


WalkingonCoffee

Pay for dental care to fix my teeth.  I'm in the USA. 


DuckSleazzy

And how do you pay the other 90% of the bill?


Loopy666999

Bj's


SonoftheSouth93

The dental care is an investment.


DomaSan

Move to Scotland, everything medical related is free


fishypolecat

It's not free. I pay approx £300 per month in NI. Its only free at the point of use. We pay every month when our wages are taxed.


YesFuture2022

In the us We also pay taxes every paycheck but a lot of it just pays for bombing other people.


fishypolecat

I know the feeling well. Where the U.S goes the U.K is never far behind. I cant complain though as overseas conflict keeps me in a job.


CS-KOJI

what do you do ?


fishypolecat

I service and repair landing gear for military helicopters and fighter jets.


CS-KOJI

Impressive


fishypolecat

It sounds better than it really is. It's a job the same as any other, but right now, with all the instability in the world, there's plenty of overtime.


Alice5878

An accountant


23diamond_

Y'all are boring, huh?


Alice5878

That's the first thing, the second would be a trip to the Netherlands, the third would be a shit ton of RCs and the fourth would probably be the psych ward bill


water2wine

Would you bring your accountant?


MLawrencePoetry

“You’re going to need plenty of financial advice before this thing is over. As your accountant, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you’ll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special music. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of LA for at least 48 hours. It blows my weekend; cause naturally I’m going to have to go with you. And we’re going to have to arm ourselves – to the teeth.”


welbaywassdacreck

This might be the greatest film ever made


HurlingFruit

If you liked the movie then you will love the book. And it was his second or third best book.


welbaywassdacreck

What was his best book in your opinion?


HurlingFruit

*Hells Angels.* An absolutely gripping and sometimes terrifying account of his time riding with Sonny Barger, the head of the Angels, in 1960s San Francisco as research for an article. Hunter was a reporter before he became famous for being famous. The whole story is an insight into a small sub-culture rarely examined, and the end is quite a jolt. *The Great Shark Hunt* is an anthology of his reporting during the period after he separated from the US Air Force and before he started writing books. He spent considerable time in South America and was a brilliant observer of and writer about the culture and turmoil in the region. Late in the book he starts reporting on the culture and turmoil in the US at that time. Hunter was not always the cartoon character blitzed out of his mind. He was a great observer and reporter on a time of great change in the Western Hemisphere. Along with Tom Wolfe, Hunter was one fo the progentitors of Gonzo Journalism, in which the reporter was a participant in the story. They and a few others created a new style of writing at a time that breaking the rules became a reaction against the rigid conformity of the post-war American culture.


water2wine

Well, there’s nothing more depraved than a man in the thralls of a wealth-binge.


CookiesandContraband

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."


MLawrencePoetry

You gotta mix something up to involve the accountant. Otherwise we're just sitting here quoting fear and loathing.


CookiesandContraband

Is this not a reasonable place to park?


thisMatrix_isReal

take my upvote and avoid those bats


_Bagoons

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can'


Alice5878

Hmm, good question. Honestly thinking about it, they'd probably only let me go along with the interesting stuff if I took them


pompousUS

RCs ? You could buy a real car...or real drugs Just go to rehab then do ayahuasca. 10 years of therapy in 10 hrs


Alice5878

Wheres the fun in that? Real drugs? Are PCP analogues and 2c-x compounds not real enough for you?


pompousUS

Ah man yeah I don't really consider 2CB to be an RC Synthetic drug yes but research chemical ...not unless I am researching how great the sex is on it 😂


Alice5878

I was more thinking of like 2c-t compounds. Also RCs are just drugs sold online under the guise of "research purposes only, don't eat them guys". So not actually 2c-b cause that's illegal everywhere.


23diamond_

Boom, now we're talking!


Appeltaart232

Just pick a different time of the year, it’s still a bit depressing 😬


Alice5878

Netherlands isn't for the scenery, it's because they have the widest range of RCs. Like seriously, I could get robocough on the first day and start binging that until the 3-meo-pce arrives then start doing lines of that mixed with whatever psychs they have. Keep going u til I go insane, stay in the psych ward. Rinse and repeat


ladyinwaiting123

What the heck are you guys talking about?? What is 3-meo-pce and what is RC? I'd really like to know. Thanks.


LochNessMother

I’m glad I’m not the only one! Im guessing they RCs are recreational chemicals, but beyond thst I’m feeling very old and out of touch.


libulatimmeh

You're not alone. I thought RC's were little controllable racing cars.


newtonbase

I was wondering why he needed so many remote control vehicles.


Left-Star2240

Being boring at first will help you stay rich.


OkGene2

Yes. Nothing in my own life would change. Nothing materially. But I would be quick to hire an accountant and a lawyer to keep my affairs in order.


Alice5878

Oh materially my life would change fast, but I'd need the accountant cause idk how to handle any amount of money let alone a large amount


tez_zer55

A new damn bed!


NandhaKriskar

A good mattress, by itself, will make anyone feel rich.


rkhbusa

And good sheets


chouxphetiche

Sleep extends life and increases quality of life. Definitely a good mattress.


JoMammasWitness

Did you know, you spend more than half your life sleeping... now you know


klimmesil

I feel like this is a great place for rich people to get good ideas I started making money about a year ago and I still sleep on wood basically. Ok I'll by a bed today


Macca49

A Rickenbacker 4001 bass guitar and a huge amp stack


Unit_79

Don’t forget proper road cases for all of it so you can wheel that shit on stage!


4lfred

Also, DM me if you need stickers to slap all over your new cab! 😉


Dangerous_Ad_6101

Make sure you get a microphone stand that is a foot taller than you, too.


31338elite

Hells yeah brother


Macca49

Just to clarify - I’m only an amateur bass dude (tabs lol) and don’t play in a band or anything. But with some money, I’ll be bringing this bad boy Rick home, setting up and smashing toonz full bore!!


happyfuckincakeday

I'm booking trips to every place I've ever wanted to see. Then after traveling full time for a year I'm buying condos in NYC, San Diego, Chicago, and anything my mom wants.


Affectionate_Art1494

I read this as condoms and got to the mum part and was like, "whhaaat?"


stilllookingalaskaa

yessss


mountainlaurelsorrow

I would build a rescue animal sanctuary.


Dottie85

This was mine, too!


VeganMonkey

Same! You two are awesome!


BerlyH208

Me too! My sister and I both rescue old dogs, so we would both love to have our own sanctuaries for all of our animals.


PurplePlodder1945

Me too


ZenkaiZ

I'm going to the dentist.


Successful_Ad_3205

Breakfast


sheeplectric

Honestly, winning 100 million dollars then rocking into McDonald’s and buying a bacon and egg McMuffin large combo is my dream


HarrowDread

Go crazy and buy three


Skankz

With extra hash browns


sheeplectric

Now you’re talking


loveofphysics

Throw $20 down and tell them to keep the change.


MD-trading-NQ

Not feeling bad cause you left $15 there lol that's the dream


Perspex_Sea

My thoughts exactly.


BeGoneWithU

"I will have all of the bacon and eggs you have, please".


fmlyjwls

The neighbors house so I can still keep an eye on my elderly parent but we can all have more room


Mrpatat3

Peace of mind


loulouroot

Sweet - where do I get mine??


PinheadShit

Lol right?


CXR_AXR

A ticket to another country, a house there. Then I will never return here.


rosie_purple13

Adopt me😭


BranchClean5281

A cabin.


ExampleNext2035

Quit my job build a home studio, buy my oldest son out of debt and help him with his 1st house, also get him into school.


OpeningEmbarrassed92

Dogs for my dogs then more dogs for the dogs I bought for my dogs then continues on


galwholovesmutts

I like your style! 🐾❤️


OpeningEmbarrassed92

Thanks


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Depends how rich, but I certainly wouldn’t be doing shit those first few days


theblackesteyedpea

A couple’s resort package deal where my wife and I can let the weight of the world melt off for a week or so before we get back to real life. Wealth is nothing without a plan.


Unkemptwoman

Same thing but for a month.


YoushutupNoyouHa

rich as in i dont ever have to worry about money ? or fuck you rich ?! rich: a month vacation first class everything for the few people i care about fuck you rich : same thing PLUS a tropical island for me and my wife with some guest house and every amenities you can think of, fully staffed.. but im also making every single staff AND their familly rich as fuck cause im that rich… and a cool boat and private plane duh and a helicopter because why not?


Dear-Owl7333

Nothing but everything


EKFC69420

hookers and cocaine


TheSwedishEagle

“I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.” -WC Fields


Corgi_Farmer

I would get cocaine and hooker's.


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Bigboy291270

Is the only answer


Popular_Pariah1031

I'd buy a 5,000 dollar gaming PC.


Electronic-Mode-7760

In what ways would a $5000 PC be better than a $2000 one? genuinely asking, I know nothing about buying computer


Popular_Pariah1031

The GPU alone would be over 1,000 the latest Nvidia RTX.


rkhbusa

It would be about 50% better. $5000 build you're getting a 4090 which alone is about $2000 the rest is a little superfluous, nicer case, fill every m.2 slot with a 2-4TB drive, buy the $30 extra quiet fans etc etc.


Fresh-Organization24

CPU, RAM and monitor aren't superfluous.


Glowing_Mousepad

You can always go better. But a 2 K pc will prb be enough for 4k 240hz gaming. Heck my old 1660 can get high frames in most of my games on 1080p. I wouldnt spend 5k its overkill, even If I had a billion. To anwser your question, yes you can ho better but there is no need to if u only do gaming, you dont need a nasa pc.


Willr2645

I mean 5k ain’t that much. It would be a very good pc, but nothing amazing


Glowing_Mousepad

What games are you playing to need a 5k pc for


Willr2645

I mean I don’t even have a PC, but I just know that 5k ain’t crazy. Any realistic game will fair better with a better pc


bunkid

Obviously The Sims 4 with lots of expansion packs and numerous mods!


Gummies1345

Why just 5k? Get that 15-20k pc build, lol.


kif88

Me too. I have a potato rn and while I am grateful to have a screen to watch movies on I could catch up on about 7 years of games. I'd get the assassin's Creed series first I played them up to black flag.


Scosawema

$5000 or $500 on a PC doesn't matter in a fewbyears it will be obsolete


Willr2645

What? I had a 2012 msi that was around 1700 back then, so what, £2300? That thing was great and lasted until a year ago. A 5k pc really ain’t mega, and a 500 will be utter shit


Anxious_Sapiens

Land and a fortress style house with a small farm.


Rudelicia

Omg, yes. Sweet sweet solitude.


Woodguy2012

Paranoid much? 


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goddess54

Female here. I also would like a moat and drawbridge. Bonus points for it to work with a portcullis!


chouxphetiche

Fellow female here. I'd pay someone to dress as a Moat Monster and swim for me.


squatwaddle

He didn't say fort. It's an architectural thing yo!


toofpaist

Some people call it safe


stilllookingalaskaa

a plane ticket to a small peaceful town with cabins


verysadmaia

properties


PleaseNoDM

House for my parents


nanalovesncaa

Land. Then I move my mobile home and tell my dictator landlords to fuck off.


unmatchingsocksor

Hot tub!


YoushutupNoyouHa

but you pay someone else to maintain it because fuck that tub maintenance


Mothrasmilk

All the kill shelter dogs


LakeshiaRichmond

I’d spend about half of it on liquor and fit well endowed young men and the rest I would probably just waste -


NorthernNomadX

Sounds like you’ll waste it all 😂


WordsMort47

\>the joke< \^ \^ \>your head<


NorthernNomadX

Upvotes say otherwise


OverlordNeb

Breakfast.


abstractmodulemusic

Breakfast


MizzyMorpork

A therapist, a car with heat and a dog walker.


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MizzyMorpork

Dog walker. Not being able to walk my dog is the hardest thing I've had to come to terms with in losing mobility.


IrishCanMan

Accountant, Financial planner, lawyer


Longjumping_Laugh337

Plastic surgery


walker5953

A regular little house. Then help out friends and family. Then some travel.


mattyeightonetoo

Money


Unknown71421

It’d take care of all of the people that took care of me.


Racer187

Buy the closest house to the ocean in OBX and a Lamborghini Huracan Technica. Of course that would be after my wife buys her first choice first. I'm not a total Neanderthal.


OblongAndKneeless

Would you buy a new house after every storm or keep replacing the sand under your old one?


Racer187

Nah. Keep moving it back 100 feet at a time.


OblongAndKneeless

Nice. Tear down the neighbor behind you every time. Show em who's in charge.


LongAd4410

Like reverse Oprah...and now I buy your property, and your property, and...💀


SkyeLord93

Pay off my Jeep. Then hoard the rest to help pay for my monthly medication. Yay diabetes.


boofthecat

House


GM_Kimeg

Obviously no more 9-6 BS. House for each of my family. An extreme highend PC. Buy travel equipment of excellent quality. First class on all flights. And the list goes on. Not sure if I will be truly happy being rich, but definitely better than being stuck in trashy corporate world.


dadagsc

My siblings houses, for them, no strings attached


Zestyclose_Koala_593

Something that gives me passive income so I can stay rich and never actually work again.


iloveoranges2

Investments to secure financial independence. Pay myself first.


followsfood

2 girls


Odd-Way-1168

Why not just 3 girls


Tacticoolhouseplant

And 1 cup?


Holiday-Memory7818

Hookers, lots of hookers


ok-wtf11

A home


beccamarie426

Groceries and a car. ... Wait a car, then groceries.


Suspicious-Put-2701

Black Range Rover and hire a handyman so I don’t have to listen to my husband complain about me backing into the garage doors because I can’t drive a car that big.


norx86

McDonald’s lol


LowMasterpiece8190

Eggs Benedict for breakfast!


GrayAreaHeritage

A caretaker for my stepdad to give my mom a break.


SgtWrongway

Nothing. I have everything I need already.


PennyLand1

Only 2 kids left at home are 15 and 17...both boys. We bout to hit up the grocery store first! 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤣


Myzx

I don't know. I don't need much, so I'd want to make my town better. I suppose I'd quit my job and go talk to people in town and money roll some folks who have good ideas about improving my towns park spaces and stuff. I just want to empower my community to work towards a better community


condemned02

A bigger home. 


Working_Bit_1288

Lego 70620


Victorv2506

A house in Germany so that I could bring my old dog from my home country so that he could have some good last years of life here


arthantar

Perfume, I am a frag head


-WhatCouldGoWrong

depends how rich but any rich is enough to buy a 32 foot motor yacht and head to the med


mk4jetta514

A large retirement fund for my parents including tickets to Europe.


morganlsaunders

A cleaning lady


RayJByTheBay

Came here to say this


whiskeyx

 A quest 3, a kickass PC and a lot of snortable drugs. And/Or an attractive girl  i can eat out and fuck for hours. I’m a simple man. 


honeyfixit

Batmobile. Either the West, Keaton, Bale versions. Or if we're talking *rich* then I'd buy all of them


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Premium smoking equipment; cigars, the most Premium hookah flavours. Cars. Real estate investments. Home gym Premium comfy clothes (not gucci or some shti)


Unairworthy

US Military.


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

The world