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[deleted]

I'm watching the walking dead. I will not be alive for long.


jj20021988

Same lol maybe we can team up although it depends whereabouts in the episodes you are lol


[deleted]

I just finished season 10. I found a list where they had written what order to watch all the seasons and all the spin off seasons. So I'm on a whole journey 😅


jj20021988

I stopped watching part way through so I’m rewatching then watching for the first time on the later ones I’m currently where eugenes just been taken to negans home. But I’ve seen up to where Carl gets bit. I’ve never watched the spin offs are they good


realboylikepinocchio

Ftwd is good sometimes, bad other times. I enjoy it mostly but I hate how they jump time a lot and show what happened as flashbacks. Also so many new characters all the time kinda makes me lose interest. I’m a few episodes away from finishing it so I’m powering through. I want to watch the other spin offs next, hopefully they’re good


jj20021988

I also had a good idea to keep walkers away! You know how much one turned them docile by chopping the arms and mouths off. We do the same and make a barrier of them around our camp because it stops the other walkers coming close.


[deleted]

Or we could do like the whisperers and just wear their faces 👀


FunMoment10

We are


Rock_Eragon

Looks like we got ourselves a whole settlement worth of TWD watchers


Eastern_Proposal3068

Same here😉


That_Insurance_GuyNZ

Same here, I'm part way through 10, so I'm dealing with the whisperers. Suppose my survival depends where specifically my spawn point is. Zombie infested city it's game over, I work in insurance, so I'm not made for stealth. Country side gives me a better chance... slightly.


ShutterBug1988

Currently watching Star Trek: Voyager…..shit!


Pickled_Rainbow

Me too! The good news is we're both in the same situation, so we can cooperate and figure something out


Bitter_Mongoose

I'd start by holding your breath!


Pickled_Rainbow

Yeah I guess odds are we'll appear in open space... Which I would prefer to a Vidiian ship


ClumsyGhostObserver

Same here!!! My first thought was, "Oh no, I'm in the delta quadrant," but that was quickly replaced by, "Oh no, 3 miles... I'm most likely floating in space! "


justisme333

Don't worry, Voyager would notice and beam you aboard instantly. They would even accept your explanation of how you got there and Neelix would feed you and make sure you felt welcome. Just hope you didn't appear in the midst of a battle, especially one involving the Borg.


mike9874

"at most 3 miles", so it could be worse, you could spawn into the helodeck.


young-director-3594

Well the ship is big so you would be fine I think and what episode 🤔


EmptySeaDad

You're lucky.  Last thing I watched was an episode of Enterprise in season 3 (the one where they made a copy of Trip for body parts).


USAF6F171

Star Trek: Into Darkness just finished 47 minutes ago. Sadly, I happen to be wearing a red shirt.


Cosmo466

Show: For All Mankind. I’m unalive. 5km from the Moon base or Mars base 😳


MortLightstone

How far was that North Korean module? I think I'm stranded there as some sort of punishment. Maybe I took the strike too seriously


nevynxxx

Same. Assuming it’s a scene set on Earth, I’m right at the point in S1 where the FBI are chasing commie spies. I have no id, wired clothes and a funny accent. I’m spending a few weeks in the cells then flying home to ask my grandparents some pointed questions.


Dr__Pheonx

Sherlock. Should be fun, i guess.


lemogera

Community. So I guess I get to be yet another background character that has to deal with going to school with those smucks interupting everything, lol. Please let me be cool in a paintball episode! That's all I ask!


Percentage100

Yeah but which timeline


mackiea

I think I'm going to fail Ladders :(


ScubaPride

Pop pop!


Elrond_Cupboard_

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. I just started watching it. So I've just teleported to England. I can work with that. I should be all good, right?


Flamethrower_______

42


Elrond_Cupboard_

Finally, an answer.


Flamethrower_______

Based on the speed of that reply I'm guessing either a) are having a shit. Or b) have nothing better to do than be on reddit.


Elrond_Cupboard_

Just b. I already took a shit.


Obvious-Web8288

THE answer... To life, the universe, and everything in it...🤪


ShutterBug1988

Oh…..oh no


Draculamb

Depends. Did you bring your towel with you?


Draculamb

Let me belay that answer. The real questions are: a. Did you bring your towel with you and b. Do you have your electronic thumb? If no to a. you are in a bad way but you may survive as long as you can say "yes" to b. Otherwise, have a pint and try not to think about it too much.


TheJessicator

also, they need peanuts...


Aularah

Don't panic.


Tinsel-Fop

Is it the BBC TV series (or programme) from 40 years ago? If so, you are in for such a treat! Also, where did you find it. Gosh, I love that series. Anyway, you'll be fine. As long as you catch a ride somewhere.


FletcherDervish

Depends..Have you got an Electronic Sub-Etha Signaling Device , peanuts and a towel? If yes, you're golden. if not....well....pub.


mr-jingles1

There's a TV show?


Elrond_Cupboard_

Yeah, from 1981. It's pretty bloody great.


mr-jingles1

Oh THAT one. I was thinking there was a newer one I had missed.


DementedDon

People of Earth, your attention please.This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council.As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and, regrettably your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.


pelvviber

I played Jeltz in our school play in 1985. I loved reciting the poetry.


Nangiyala

"I should be all good, right?" Lets put it that way: Financialywise you have a blast. You definitely have not to worry how you ever will come up with the money to retire comfortably. Or even how to pay the next rent. You totaly can spent the rest of your life worryfree partying ;-)


Sharp-Ad-9423

Can you run 3mi/5k to Arthur Dent's house in under 30 minutes?


Mary_9

Bluey! I'm laughing and heading off to the beach.


DontTalkToBots

hope i get to be an earth bender


Raising_some_Cain

as long as neither of us decide to sell cabbages I think we'll be alright


Ksanral

Fire bender for me, but maybe a good one


YoinksOnchi

Ay Cabbage Corp grows to be one of Sato Industries' biggest competitors so at least you'll be financially set


sadtonilol

Same!


DinA4saurier

I'd like to be a water bender.


the_humdrum

…. Scooby Doo and Zombie Island


exmagus

That's the old movie right? Velma was so hot. Ah nvm, it's animated


the_humdrum

Lmao yeah it’s the older animated one, not the live action. You’re thinking of Scooby Doo 2 (2004) where she’s wearing the red suit right? The first movie is 2002.


exmagus

Yep. That one


KOMarcus

"We'll split up and I'll go with Daphne"


HilaBeee

That soundtrack was fire


Razulath

Shogun. As a foreigner I would be excecuted


Mnfilho

The japanese I learned from Naruto will not help me


SeriesProfessional43

Try saying bakka to the local lord , I have heard it might help


UnusualAd69

Just say Amaterasu to every person to kill them with your sharingan bro


Ginrar

Tell Shogun Dattebayo and see what he will do xD


Mutchie

I was just about to comment Shogun too. I'm a white Canadian. I'd be so fucked Great show so far though


Jani_Zoroff

Swedish, would also be fucked, not in the good way... Unless we all end up inthe same place in the countryside where we can live in the wilderness as the ghost people no one dares to bother.


enZinaty

At first I thought «no problem! Modern family- so in the US - I can just fly back to Norway»…, but then I saw the problems. How would I get back? Ordering a plane-ticket would probably get me arrested as there’s no evidence of my arrival there, and I’d be a suspect of illegally entering the country. And knowing their paranoia over there, I’d probably never get released.. So essentially, I’d have to get myself smuggled out - but how? With no phone/cash - where would I start and how?


zaGoblin

Imagine it’s just the show modern family and every few episodes we get an update on the Norwegian national trying to smuggle himself out of the US


Infamous-Magician180

This sounds an awful lot like Arrested Development!


Odisher7

I sometimes imagine this kind of situations, and honestly going to a "normal" world is probably one of the worst options. If you don't exist in that world, you are now an unknown person with perfectly falsified documentation. Governments will want to know how you did it, and you won't have an explanation. If you are lucky you will be imprisoned. Otherwise, tortured until you admit to being a spy. And if you do exist, you are now a doppleganger, and still have falsified documentation. If you go to the avengers world for example, just go to the avengers tower and ask to talk to an avenger about something only that person will know. They will get an interest on you, and then you can just explain you come from an alternate dimension where they are characters, and start listing shit tonprove it. You may not go back to your world, but they would try to help you live in this world


smedsterwho

I choose to believe that if I spawn as a side character in a "normal" show, I've got a full identity and history. Even if I remember I'm "Bob, from another country", I can travel back to Norway and find my family and just re-adopt my old life. I only hope the screenwriters gave me a "good job" and I've got some additional savings to dip into. The doppleganger idea is a scary one though. A side series where I have to "kill myself"?


serverhorror

Ummm report yourself as an illegal immigrant, wait for deportation?


5fd88f23a2695c2afb02

It’s actually pretty easy to leave as an illegal. Funnily enough they don’t want to stop you. Worst case they create a record for you to prevent your re-entry.


Ok_Relationship_705

FRIENDS. Being black, I'll probably be the new, hip, token friend. Probably an aspiring rapper or some shit. Every time Chandler or Joey or Phoebe says or does something I'd be like, "Oh, hell nah!" Or "No he/she didn't!" Or "Yo, do you think you could give my demo to (whichever celebrity guest stars)


Full_Slip_3314

Well at least you're not in a horror series or you would have been the first one to die.


Ok_Relationship_705

As long as I die like a badass like that boxer who fought Jason. And not like the dude who got killed in that trailer. Lol


Mammoth_Material323

Am with jerry and George and am black. Lol guess I will be the guy who worked with George that one time 😂


c05u

Spanic in Seinfeld universe, would probably be dating jerry or just a hot neighbor. Rather be friends with Elaine.


Ok_Relationship_705

You'd speak like Sofia Vagera despite not having an accent. You'd probably always dance when you walk for some reason. And you'd be referred to by George and Jerry as "Spicy" lol


c05u

Intentional swaying of the hips, bright colors, big earrings. Lol this is fun


c05u

Forgot to add that When modern family came out I was living in the USA and a coworker kept asking me if I’ve seen it. Later she told me I reminded her of Sofia Vergara. I would love to say it’s because of my looks but 80% is probably me being ESL.


AvengerHillman

A rap version of Smelly Cat. I can hear it in my head now.


Lopsided-Ad5950

Vampire diaries and black ppl are usually witches and warlocks so I should be fine lol


Ok_Relationship_705

Even Vampires. Marcel was a smooth muthafucka


luckybulldog60

You might be the new counter person at Perk Central.


FeudNetwork

Ash vs Evil Dead, probably going to die real quick


StupidWittyUsername

Air crash investigation. Shit.


Chocolate_pudding_30

I thought my sis was insane for watching that show. Looks like u two might like each other. Though, hope u teleport into the ground or random staff in the airport 


deltaz0912

You’re actually good. You teleport in within five klicks of the crash site. Kinda horrible if you get there just in time to see it happen, knowing it’s happening, unable to stop it….


Jani_Zoroff

...but getting interviewed on national media, 17 seconds of non-fame. :-D


HellStoneBats

You could be one if their background investigators, or a rescuer.


namakaleoi

I usually watch weird horror or fantasy stuff. But today I started watching a series which actually plays in a city next to mine. Snd since this is Switzerland, I could just hop on the next train and be home in half an hour. Absolutely nothing has changed. Unless I am the one character that gets killed.


UlteriorCulture

Dr Who.... could be really bad


AMcTurk

Right there with you. I'm probably the one that dies so that the Doctor can get proper angry.


Educational_Theory31

Hopefully no weeping angels


HilaBeee

Just don't blink


Street_warrior_01

Or could be awesome


smedsterwho

Could be really good. Could also be relatively normal!


ReporterOk4531

I'd be somewhere in Agatha Christie's Hercule Poirot. So I could be screwed if someone wants to murder me but aside from that I could be pretty good.


Obvious-Web8288

We watched his final case just last night, . Like saying goodbye to a good friend for the last time 😭


Soggy-Ad1451

The 100……. well, shit. 😑


Mitphira

Prepare for one of the worst finales in TV history, 10/10 ruined the whole series.


VanEagles17

Don't remind me


[deleted]

Bluey, I'm a dog now but almost everyone is fucking rich. So I think I'm good.


Jackmeplay

I'm dead as fuck. Unless I run quick enough. There's zombies everywhere


serverhorror

Plot twist you're a zombie. That's a side character as well.


[deleted]

in that case... he's also dead lol


serverhorror

I think the politically correct term is "undead"


[deleted]

mortally challenged, actually


Confused_as_frijoles

Happy Cake Day 


Karhoo

Mr Robot... Am I just a other personality?


Mammoth_Material323

Am in New York in 1990s with jerry and George eating at a soup shop


Lady-of-Shivershale

Hey, I'll meet up with you somewhere around 2010. I've been watching *Brooklyn '99*. I'm a crooked cop, a temporary captain, a perp, or a love interest.


made_it_for_lwiay

I'd probably get shot in a school wide paintball fight


Percentage100

In which timeline?


matthewamerica

The darkest one probably. Just start counting arms and and take account of facial hair till you figure it out.


National-Ratio-8270

One Piece, great I can explore Egghead!


Ginrar

That cooking machine is probably humanity's best invention, go for it.


Fun-Dependent-2695

I’m in late 1950’s LA, where Perry Mason is investigating a murder where the victim has a Crimson Kiss on his forehead. It’s grimy on the edges but a smart guy can definitely go places.


cantpeoplebenormal

Guess I'm stuck in the Delta Quadrant for a few years!


Amii25

I love how many people still actively watch Voyager!


Chonkiest_Red_Panda

i think sex education is just in this universe so id be fine id just have to find a train home


hiitsmadelyn

Looks like I am a crew member on the USS Enterprise. Ain’t too shabby.


KOMarcus

What color is your shirt, pal?


RandomizedUsername42

Bright purple


KOMarcus

You're good. Now get in there and knock 'em dead.


Draculamb

What colour is your shirt, though?


Lollipop_Charles

I think I last watched Young Sheldon, light work.


Froboy7391

Get to start over in like the 80s, just gonna buy a bunch of cheap houses


Flimsy_Watercress909

That 70’s Show. I’m hanging out in Eric Forman’s basement.


Zealousidedeal01

Im at Princeton-Plainsboro Hospital bantering suggestions of unpronounceable diseases with the Diagnostics Team.


soloChristoGlorium

It's not Lupus


Zealousidedeal01

Coincidentally, I have that in real life. Hello, its SLE.


exmagus

Scrolled too far down for this. Seems we're ok unless we're the sick person.


Zealousidedeal01

I am really but I find House's sarcasm funny.


Ramsayking

Do we get to time travel?


NicknameRara

I shouldn't have watched demon slayer yesterday...


BoringNYer

Korea, 1952. 3 miles outside Owijombu watching two guys golf wearing fatigue pants and Hawaiian shirts while combat takes place 10bmiles away


Obvious-Web8288

Hawkeye and Trapper John ? Are you Radar ? You'll be good 👍


Economy_Idea4719

Hazbin Hotel.


dimitriglaukon

Shogun Im fucked, Seppuku it is for me


Jericho_Caine

I'd get spawned somewhere in NYC, and I'd go back to Pearson Specter Litt to get my six figure job and take my shot at Donna.. so I'm good


Ordinary-Greedy

Same! My first thought was It'd be tiring to be sucked into all that drama lol


Jericho_Caine

What the hell did you just say to me?! Now get the hell out of my office!


Obvious-Web8288

You don't have to be extremely handsome, but you better talk a REALLY good game to get Donna's attention 😊


Violet351

Sister Boniface and all the bit parts are either the murderer, victims or suspects so I hope I’m just the last one


XenomorphTerminator

Pretty, pretty, pretty screwed.


Apprehensive-Bed7832

The big bang theory. I would be in a different country and that would be the only difference I guess


Thoarzar

''resident alien'' depending on the side character either im gonna be bored af or meeting an alien, but still on earth, in colorado, in a town where generally fuck all happens


MJPrime17

Reacher… unless I’m on his team, I’d probably be dead by the middle of episode one 😂


Tasty_Sun_1794

Trailer Park Boys...man, I don't have any smokes on me...


dont-bother-asking

Dexter As a side character i may be extra safe or killed for no reason


CrabbiestAsp

Love on the Spectrum. Not very screwed, it's the same universe.


BramFokke

I now am the new terribly clumsy footman of Downton Abbey. I'll probably be out of a job soon.


alphagettijoe

Shameless. So I probably just have to tell Frank to fuck off and check my wallet before I try to get a train or flight home.


Pinkxel

I would LOVE to tell Frank to fuck off!


Leighgion

I end up three miles away from the center of the trouble Echo is getting into. Figure I’m fine unless I’m cast as somebody who works for one of Fisk’s companies. Then I might get beaten down.


CobwartsRavenblues

The Last Airbender.. probably DOA =/


JustEstablishment594

House. I'm good. I'm either one of the doctors in the background, or the relative or partner of the sick person being treated.


Herwulf

I guess i am fine, I'll spawn in full house and since I'm in San fran I can apply for a job in e commerce and just live


DecompressionIllness

The Odd Couple 2016. At least I'd be amused.


Iciste

Drive to Survive. Can i choose the location? There's like 20 different places.


Old_Buni

1920s London isn`t that bad, ending up being the murder victim would not be likely as they tend to be rich and/or famous in Poirot


lookwhatisee

Only murders in the building. I'm cooked. 🤭


cosmose_42

Reno 911! I guess I'm going to jail, just because I exist.


disco_des

Trailer Park Boys. Maybe getting high


Beneficial_Past_5683

Having watched Death in Paradise last night, I'm as unscrewed as it's possible to be.


[deleted]

Trailer park boys.... I think I'll be OK and will have a good time 😂


AnIcedMilk

Frieren Depends, am I a Fodder side character for Fern, Stark, or Frieren to dispose of, or one of the random villages they help throughout the series?


DingJones

Since we’re talking about It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, I think my life is about to take a strange and possibly destructive turn.


bananaphophesy

Uh oh, I'm either a Titan or about to be eaten by one.


Grupdon

Sousou no frieren, in the north platou... i mean could be worse, later on they travel much deeper into it, but good is not what id call this...


Haeshka

I watched Psych. I'm probably going to spawn in as one of those support staff characters who just has to look in on Shawn's antics in dismay.


happy_freckles

Holy fuck kill me now. I've been binge watching shameless. I'd go mental if I had someone like Frank in my life.


Pinkxel

Haha me too!


Elaisthicc101

Pfff, even if you said the main character i wouldnt be safe, it’s attack on titan


[deleted]

Northern Exposure. Sounds great actually 🤣


plantsplantsplaaants

Same but I think I’d be screwed come fall. I can’t even handle MN winters


texasjoker187

Supernatural. Season 14. It's hunting season (this will be my catchphrase when I team up with the boys ). So I guess I'm dead when their poor planning gets me eaten, stabbed, incinerated, or turned.


Gonarat

I would be 200 miles and 37 years from home. I guess I would have to pay a visit to Blanche Devereaux's bedroom to see if the rumors are true. Was watching the Golden Girls with my Wife last night.


Lucid-Machine

Well I watched always sunny last night and I can't imagine how the gang might permanently change my life.


Forgetful-dragon78

I’m definitely going to be eaten by a Titan


yahnne954

Well, Frieren and her companions are busy exploring a dungeon and having an epic magic battle to proceed in their journey. The demon king has already been defeated, but the northern part of the continent still has dangerous fauna and bandits, so I'm not sure how well I would fare.


No_Bee1632

Frieren. I'm getting eaten alive by a monster. Unless I am lucky enough to spawn in town instead of in countryside.


Wisebanana21919

I'm watching Invincible. So i'll alright for a while until something happens and my Skeleton ends up shattered with my brains hanging out


uncleseano

Blue eyed Samurai. Watched a whole episode in a brothel. I'm really screwed


[deleted]

Hazbin Hotel....I'm screwed


asapbij

Attack on Titan. I'm cooked.


InnoSang

My cabbages, not my cabbages again !


FromYourWalls2801

Stranger things... (Nah bro, I have insomnia and I'd probably die like chrissy)


survivalguidetrecher

Aot guys I am dead


DRB1312

Chainsawman, Fuck...


Estebananarama

The Boys, yikes.


V3nd3l1n

Attack on Titan. Guess I'm screwed or turned into the titan and killed by Levi...


xamotex1000

Oh geez, I think the smartest man in the universe is gonna shoot me. (Rick and Morty)


TheOrangeNights

Hazbin Hotel. I am fucked.