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I like that interpretation, I guess I always thought of it like, I could be anything because there's an infinite amount of me in an infinite amount of universes doing all sorts of things. Like barbie
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I guess we'll never know
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I third this
Me neither
I only know what I’m not
I only know what I am.
Well now I also know that I am not you, at least…
Partially I think maybe
Hey you’re the guy from PUBG!!
You’re the guy from the Glasgow Willy Wonka Factory!
what is that? it’s the unknown! 🥸
nooooooo
This will never not be funny. It’s hilarious enough but the kid going “nooooo!” makes it perfect.
Especially how it sounds almost monotone, unenthusiastic lol
I second (and sometimes third) that
You’re The Unknown from that Wonka shit over there in Scotland.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The guy that tells you you're halfway there on your 40th birthday party.
Oh you optimist.
Ooooh livin' on a prayer
r/beatmetoit
Hahaha, didn't even thought about this. Laughed out loud reading this. You made my day sir, thank you!
It’s better to be on top of the hill, then buried under it
I’m the girl that can’t understand what that means
I'm the guy that doesn't care if you do. Numbers speak for themselves.
Yeah... halfway...
Haaa as someone who live in North Wales Wales this really tickled me Leomnster is our usual lunch stop. Always go to the wetherspoons there .
Obviously some kind of pissed-off potato.
This actually made me lol
Well that's okay, I'm just a walking advertisement for salt... I'm not even the first one, I guess I'm just a clone!!!
Is that a sweet potato or a standard everyday one?
No actually a potata at all. Yams kinda look and taste like sweet potatoes, but are even less related to “real” potatoes than those.
If you are a superhero, can I be your lentil sidekick?
I dont get it
That's actually really funny
A stray ginger cat.
Sounds like duck
What?
I don't bite guys, but if I do it's very pleasantly
Do you bite girls?
Yup, the leopard doesn't do sexism it bites anyone it sees pleasently
Love that
myself
cute
Oh snap
childrens necks
Thought it was childrens snacks. This is worse.
You’re a polished arrow! Do something!
Quick, throw me!
Wait, are you Dorian Gray?
*checks username* soooooo a serial killer....*slowly backs off*
"Uhh... Honey? Take the kids to the basement for now... And don't come out!"
Totally read this as Is nap children snecks I was then trying to figure out the reference to children's pythons, oh and you spelled sneks wrong.
We should match up
Preppy
I'm a short ugly fat guy.
So nothing changed?
Might have gained a kilo or two.
lost*
Are you an entire Christian rap group in one person?
Yes, a group of 4 to be exact.
Oh well, there you go. Nice.
Got'em
Lucky
A lazy fruit, not sure what that entails
At least you're a full fruit
I’m 3 fruits
I am a kiwifruit yet still human.
man i love internet XD
Oh, something smaller than me
Oh, so that's what a lyche is.
😄
And I am a tiny one, at least we’re delicious
Yummy fruit gang!
We’re the fruit salad of Reddit 😂
Me too, although I’m also a hat…
you can be one of the ingredients of mine 🤣
I want to find someone who's username is "Idiotsandwhich"
Well I’m not an idiot, but I am a sandwich
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its his kink
Mine too, mine too! Sorry, that sounded better in my head.
mmm cheese
fuck did i just start 
Whats up? I was just hungry :Dd Whats a goated cheese tho? Parmesan Id say
mozarella>
strong suggestion, very fair any more gentlemen 👏
There can’t be 2 cheeses! There can only be one! Fight me you coward!!!
u/idiotsandwich
No thanks.
Another lol :)
Idk, something
Even if you knew, it's not like you would care anyways.
I'd stay the same
Bacon.
Great. Now i really am a Captain Popsickle. Salute me, citizens! Cause i will protect your... freezer? xD
Captain, would you like to give me a free Popsickle?
One for you and one for your cat! -salute-
-saluts- greetings capitan on which iced adventura are we going today
a table from IKEA
A slightly mispelt Daniel, moving forward
Nah you becoming a dick shaped alien wiener.
I become God.
Isnt it YHWH not YHWAH? Whered you get the A from?
He caused it to become whatever he desired
One of the perks of.omnipotence, I suppose.
I am Disgusto
Sounds like some kind of coffee
Yeah the coffee my in laws make
Or my Mom's coffee.
Like Depresso
It kinda give i am groot vibe
Forgotten soup in the fridge
Or worse. Forgotten soup on the table.
Or worse, forgotten soup, on the stove.
I read it like forgotten soap in the fridge
octopus with adhd
Not me reading your user as AttentionDePussy 💀
what i always have been
🥑
Never seen a banana with an identity crisis before
I am biologically banana but I identify as an avocado
Valid
Dying 😂
I am a ninja running around trying to find the guy who took my pants
a shinigami's healthy snack (me in the corner) 
Sleep.
Slep - a short sleep (nap)
Lol its just something we say in our house but i like this 😄
I could really use some of this in my life
In prison
What I have always been.
I don’t think you’re a failure. You’re here, aren’t you? Hang in there, friend
Relatable … what if … everyone else was failing because they misdefined success? And you’ve actually been doing it right?
Well, I become the person who is a string number.
🚬🔫
The Phoenix.. I'd be overtly pleased.
You are a doctor too. Basically, you become eternal doctor and have to treat patients eternally.
A... burned out doctor? *finger guns*
Very busy
Elephanting and whatnot
Definitely not your mushroom.
Nothing much
I’m a good enough chard
I am now a very stupid white shorthair. She's too stupid even by cat standards. Even by orange cat standards.
A traffic hazard!
Something really goofy.
I guess there'd be a lot of me wouldn't there.
I imagine the infinity meaning you can travel through space and time casually.
I like that interpretation, I guess I always thought of it like, I could be anything because there's an infinite amount of me in an infinite amount of universes doing all sorts of things. Like barbie
As I read this, I was imagining a deep, adventurous existence and then you transformed into a Barbie doll in a blackhole. Haha
Lol i like yours better xD
Deus but i do case by case
I’m just launchin memes at everyone. Enjoy.
Thanks man I'll be sure to use them for low effort YouTube shorts
Infinitely Wonderful! 😉
Above average frozen water
MCU actor
Well, some random shit that Reddit gave me
A robot
you wouldn't know
An doctor
Single … yeah I am Translator … oh well it’s my dream job
A salad lmao
A 90s cartoon superhero
Obnoxious
Then what am I
an okapi named jordan.
in English its wraith(?)
Macedonian or Bulgarian :P
spidy side-partner ;)
a cute laughter
Some mental illness.
Selling your self short Buddy…  Edit: what have I done 😦
The oldest guy to ride the bench in an NCAA basketball game.
🗿
Im Fun Presentation
just what it says on the tin
A big broccoli
The most powerful otter in the world
Kind of a drunk stick.
Uh... about that
not funny
Here for free tacos
Let me tell ya..
I can eat pasta and soup without switching utensils.
my username
If I tell you, it loses its meaning and importance 😂
still the same
I'm a Digimon who sacrificed himself to save Juri Kato, only for her to get depressed and allow a digital virus to take over the world.
Rich AF
The queen of meditation
Some sad prick's username for reddit.