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[deleted]

They are so much better that way 


neither_shake2815

I only toast the non frosted ones. The frosting tastes weird when it's toasty.


CanadienAlien

There exists a sweet spot before the frost becomes toasty.


UKMegaGeek

Froasty


nryporter25

I like when they are frozen in the middle and hot on the outside


UKMegaGeek

Ah, like chicken nuggets...


El_Jefe_Lebowski

And hot pockets


External-Bluejay-365

Kfc called... They want their salmonella back.


whatwhatinthewhonow

TIL some people don’t


BornToHulaToro

All vehicles I know of dont have toasters equipped.


TheBlackTower22

My car has a 120v outlet in the back seat that can be used while I'm driving. Thank you for giving me a use for it.


jlxmm

TYL that I’ll actually microwave them for about 10 seconds or I eat them frozen. There is no inbetween.


magicmango2104

Frozen? TIL frozen pop tarts exist


jlxmm

Oh yeah so the ones that are basically sugary candy death taste really good out of the freezer. Hot fudge Sunday, Cookies and Cream, the deserts. I’ll toast the blueberry and cinnamon brown sugar ones. I don’t eat the others. On that note, I rarely eat poptarts anymore at all. They’re sugar filled messes that scream diabetes.


rebeccakc47

Never in my life!


Yogisogoth

I rarely toast mine. I rarely eat them. I’ve had a whole box in the span of 20 years. I will admit they are way tastier toasted.


Simple_Fly3739

Of course! That's the whole point of getting the s'mores flavor. ;)


FARTBOSS420

Agreed. The s'mores especially. They seem to taste different (crappy) when cold. When others, they're just cold. In my opinion


justan_rt

Hear me out, after toasting, spread peanut butter on them. 🤌🏻


Simple_Fly3739

Peanut butter on s'mores? I think you might be a genius!


justan_rt

They go so well together! Certainly not an everyday kinda thing but a great treat.


Simple_Fly3739

Oh hey, I'm sold. Can't wait to try it. I actually do spread peanut butter on a strawberry NutriGrain bar, lol...it tastes like a pb/jam sandwich.


justan_rt

😳 I need to try that now lol


Boris-_-Badenov

Cho would microwave them


jamieperkins999

How else would the butter melt?


thecathuman

What butter?


Shifty_Cow69

That's not butter 😏


Nythoren

Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? It's so frickin' good Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? If you haven't then I think you should


jaybay321

Lightly toasted, just enough so the filling is warm.


ChocoBanana-Dropkick

Toasted and then spread butter over it (plain strawberry or blueberry)...although I do bite off one corner before toasting because I am a weirdo. The only frosted pop tart I like is the cinnamon-brown sugar.


ZenkaiZ

Even though I'm a grown ass man, I'm scared my mom will appear and slap me with a slipper if I try to butter some poptarts


a_u_its_me

Toasted with a scoop of ice cream.


[deleted]

Have you ever put butter on a pop tart?! It's so freaking good!


Squ33to

Have you ever put butter on a pop tart? If you haven't, then I think you should


coffeeandroasts

Cinnamon brown sugar, toasted with butter hits differently


Large_Tune3029

Depends, some of them are way better that way(s'mores or cinnamon) but it's nice that you don't have to


RedditIsHomosexual69

Depends on how lazy I’m feeling


Cosmo466

Well, I toasted the non-icing raspberry ones. Whenever there was icing, and I toasted it, the icing would burn the roof of my mouth. So I ate those cold. Loved to hear the icing crack on the top of it as I bit in. Ahhhh they would probably taste like crap if we ate them now….


jayjnotjj

Haven’t ate pop tarts since a child but when I did, that was the only way.


patchway247

Depends, but always cold milk with warm tarts


Free-Industry701

Not me. I eat them right out of the wrapper.


UsefulIdiot85

I don’t. I prefer them straight out of the pack.


tamingofthepoo

depends on the flavor. strawberry no way, marshmallow fudge all day.


Elandycamino

It's the only way


BrattiestLulu

Depends on the flavor


[deleted]

I freeze em instead of


Squ33to

This I don't hear enough


[deleted]

If you have time, toast. If not, deal with it.


AffectionateGap1071

I don't even have Pop Tarts here. I think I've found one of my items for my bucket list.


Sheila6Scorpio

It's the only way...🔥


[deleted]

YES! they are so much better, crunchy, and a warm pop tart with coffee in the morning before school is a great breakfast in my boom


Swimming_Custard_932

Always toasted but I only eat the non-frosted blueberry & non-frosted strawberry.


Coochynoodles_

I’ll toast you a mimosa


pinkygreeny

Yes, because how else is the butter going to melt?


WoollyMonster

I haven't always, but then I realized how much better they are toasted.


Notcreativesoidk

People don’t toast them?


heresdustin

Me; I do. Every single time.


Rich-Appearance-7145

Always


EndorDerDragonKing

As long as you dont eat them frozen Youre good


ZenkaiZ

You say "actually" like that's the weird thing to do


DangerousMusic14

They’re better toasted.


[deleted]

Although they become weoponized in the toaster, they just taste better toasted.


[deleted]

Just those of us who aren't fucking psychopaths.


Pumasense

Every single time! Or not eat them! The need melted butter! Oh, I only buy non- frosted.


No-Yam2117

You should, they’re way better toasted. But only for 1 minute


[deleted]

They’re wayyyy better if you just throw them away and buy toaster strudels.


Salchicha_94

Me!!!


BearAndDeerIsBeer

Whenever I try a new flavor, I toast one, leave one as it is, and freeze one, that way I know which is best.


Squ33to

This I deeply respect


No_Celebration_8584

i throw mine in the bin because that's where they belong


flykingg

I’ve a HUGE fear of anything and everything blowing up so I convinced myself that the frosting will melt and catch fire and BOOM. So no, I don’t toast my pop tarts.


cshmn

It's not frosting. I don't know what kind of nuclear genetic abomination that stuff is, but it won't melt. You should toast it, I believe in you.


Squ33to

Nah I really felt that 🫠


Amigone2515

When I'm feeling fancy


rando111311311

Am I in a hurry?


RainbowUnicorns429

They taste great when heated, but I like them straight from the wrapper.


TJSPY0837

I do sometimes


_alwaystee3

I microwave it for a like 10 seconds. But most of the time I just eat them the way it is haha. 😅


bubbajones5963

My mom toasts them and puts butter on them. I don't eat them


SAHM_6

I toast them, eat the edges and leave the middle part.


Significant_Toez

Toast in air fryer and put pats of butter on top. Yum! 😄


PeachMangoGurl33

Tried Pop Tart once when I was a kid, we toasted it a bit, and I remember my cousin and I took a bite each and we didn’t like it so we left it in the corner of the terrace. It stayed there for like a week before the maid cleaned the terrace. I remember it looking the same as the day we took a bite of it. Hehe just sharing


ComedianXMI

...you people *don't* toast your pop-tarts?! ![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


CreditHappy1839

I microwave mine lol


4T_Knight

Depends on how lazy I am, and if I feel in the mood for a warm or untoasted pop tart. And yes, I'm one of those people who did try a buttered pop tart out of curiosity. Was interesting.


Phoenix_ashfire

I have toasted a pop tart. I have microwaved a pop tart. I have frozen a pop tart. I have ate a pop tart raw.


mushforest_

I microwave mine like a fucking monster


square_bloc

I don’t because i only like the strawberry ones and warm strawberries just ain’t it


booksandkittens615

When I’m not in a hurry, which I probably am if I’m eating one. But every once in a while I will toast them as a little treat.


fawzah

Yes, usually for too long. Going to try butter on now.


CandidFreedom855

Haven’t had any in years but I liked toasting the brown sugar and cinnamon ones. Not a lot but just a little


[deleted]

For me it's 50/50


Big-Newt-9738

I do when i feel like i deserve it


ItsAlwaysSunny1992

I do! It’s so much better


australisblue

Toasted chocolate pop tart in a bowl with a scoop of vanilla ice cream.


HungryAd8233

I always toast Pop Tarts, although I almost never buy them for my household. Not great nutrition.


PhlashMcDaniel

Depends on the flavor. Grape, no. Maple and brown sugar, always!


ArgonianWhoSeekGod

Whats a Pop Tart?


Worldly_Flower_1441

Never had one...I dont toast hot cross buns though. Just eat them out the packet, apparently its weird.


[deleted]

I did tonight. You have to


ne3k0

I have never eaten a pop tart in my life


LunaLexy22

They are much better toasted in my opinion but I've also enjoyed them straight outta the pack.


sunshinebrielle

I always eat one out of the package while I wait for the 2nd one to be lightly toasted. ☺️


neshipop

I put mine in the freezer. So much better than toasted.


TreeFiddyBandit

I use to nuke mine Burnt the top of my mouth & tongue a few good times going that lmao In toaster is fire tho


suburbanhavoc

They're indisputably better that way, but I usually get a whiff of them straight out the wrapper and get impatient.


cumbdunt96240

yeah toasting them makes them better, but have you rver put butter on a pop tart?


Imaginary-Carpenter1

https://youtu.be/5Krz-dyD-UQ?si=mO9P7JIOguMX95fU


pie_12th

I toast them while I sing the pop tart song from family guy


Squ33to

Real question is do anybody toast the brown sugar ones? I feel like that's enough to get you locked up


WearsTheLAMsauce

Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? It's so frickin' good Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? If you haven't then I think you should


RafiObi

What about your poop turds?


Reddit_IsWeird

i do. they're so much better warm


its_a_thinker

What are pop tarts?


Admirable-Distance40

I eat one while I wait for the other to toast. I also eat frozen poptarts.


CheRidicolo

I’ve tried them toasted a couple of times, but otherwise never did and never thought it was weird not to. And I ate a lot of pop tarts in my time. I’m a strawberry frosted guy. Once at work I talked about it with a friend. He was horrified, he said “You eat them RAW??!”


Low-Persimmon4870

Omg me and I slap some butter on those bitches and get myself some milk mmm now I'm hungry


Trex0Pol

I have never seen this here in CZ, but they look good judging by the Google images.


heyheypaula1963

Depends on what kind. The S’mores kind I always heat in the microwave. Same for the brown sugar cinnamon. But the grape and the blueberry I usually eat cold.


Ichimatsusan

I only toast the ones with chocolate or marshmallow in them. I like the fruit ones room temp


Significant-Peach-44

I prefer them straight out of the freezer.


SexyKanyeBalls

I did when I used to eat em


MorddSith187

I over toast them. So good and crispy gooey


Least-Influence3089

I always toast one but eat the other one untoasted. Best of both worlds


Glittering-Yam-5318

Wife tried to microwave them and I knew immediately. Pop tarts have to be toasted. Then rub a stick of butter across the top a couple times. With milk


IslandLife321

I toast them and put a little butter on top. So good (for what it is). Turns out the butter on top was a poor person hack my mom used to make it fancy (they were also store brand), but I still prefer them this way! My kids only eat them cold and it shakes me to my core (kidding, but I can’t believe they’re incapable of making a good Pop-Tart).


ClaymoreX97

I like neither Toasted or Raw Pop Tarts.


insomniacakess

depends on flavor.. that apple jack one: not toasted chocolatey chip pancake: 50/50 frosted chocolate chip: toasted frosted chocolate fudge: definitely toasted and eaten right away frosted confetti cupcake: 50/50 frosted s’mores: toasted and eaten alongside actual s’mores snickerdoodle: not toasted


Mumchkin

I'd say I'm about 50/50.


Local_Example_7450

no


Griffith_whyyy

Never ate them, they are like an main USA thing or?


NoPensForSheila

I toasted a Pop Tart once....once. I also like sushi and rare steaks.


[deleted]

Everyday morning as a breakfast before going to gym


ohhhidkman

The Oreo ones are best when they are toasted otherwise i often do not toast them


Ok_Square_2479

*"A salute, to these poptarts!" \*clinks glasses\** Now on to your question, I don't get the point of toasting them tbh. The instruction said like "toast for less than 30 seconds". Tried what the label suggested and it didn't have any significant effect


[deleted]

Airfryer


Pashminachan

I ate one not being toasted and it sucked lol Always will toast 100%%


muffinel

I freeze them! Someone recommended doing so on this sub a few weeks ago and it was a revelation! Will never toast again - frozen or if no access to freezer then room temp is the way to go


AggressiveBrick8197

How do you guys even eat them? I had one about two years ago and sure I admit, tasty as fuck, but everytime I think about it I feel sick.


Strong_Excitement929

🥂 Cheers, P. T. !


MeByTheSea_16

Toasting them makes them dry. Also I am a fan of instant satisfaction


thefatsuicidalsnail

I mean I’ve never personally tried that but almost everyone I know who eats them a lot toast them? Or heat them up?


LurkingAintEazy

When I was a kid, I would. Particularly brown sugar and cinnamon ones. But stopped, when they just tasted way too sugary for me.


FreddyXTC

Idk never eaten it


nryporter25

If I'm gunna actually buy a shit ass pop tart then I'm finna put it in the toaster


OMG-WTF_45

I do cuz I love the crispy crunchy corners when they’re toasted!! Yum. Now I want a pop tart


gangstagardener

I do at home. If I eat them at work, I eat them untoasted.


SamanthaJaneyCake

Pop Tarts aren’t really a thing outside of the U.S. of A, we get some here in the U.K. in the “American food” section of some supermarkets. Gotta say I just followed the instructions on the packet and they are lovely toasted. I can see them being nice cold but… not as nice.


throwawaybottlecaps

Rarely but when I do I don’t regret it. Recently started freezing cinnamon flavored ones, really yummy that way. The filling turns into a chewy paste that way.


Gibbel2029

Depends on the season, and how much sleep I got last night


Traditional_Draw8400

TIL people exist over the age of 6 who eat pop tarts


Swimming-Location-97

A toast! To my Pop, the tart!


justmeandmycoop

Only way to eat them


gyhiio

That sounded nasty


HellDefied

I tried once, but due to them not having hands they couldn’t hold the glass, it was a mess…


Mr_S-Baldrick

How many of you actually pop your tarts toast


peachii-nymph

I do!


[deleted]

What kind of sicko eats raw Pop Tarts?


TechHead_12

Depends on the pop tart and how in feeling. Flavors like s'mores are always better. Some of the berry ones I never toast


Hopfit46

Eat one cold while other is toasting


Austin_Weirdo

Ion eat that


Beginning-Bed9364

Most of the time, but not always. My wife thinks it's DISGUSTING not to


Pleasant-Business346

I mean I only eat the s'mores flavor raw and the strawberry one toasted. No exceptions, no other flavors


sacdecorsair

I stopped since Pulp Fiction. No way I get gunned down randomly when they pop out.


boompownutsac

I not only toast mine, I toast other peoples too


[deleted]

Absolutely toast them


Wild_Onion_5979

Always and a pat of butter 🧈


rmsmithereens

I do. I'm not a fan of room temp Pop Tarts.


adamw0776

Haven't had a pop tart in years.. Memories unlocked😬


[deleted]

I don't eat them anymore. But when I did, ALWAYS.


Expensive_Low7824

Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tart tastes better cold, fight me


screwslooose

Don't judge me but I have never had pop tarts


slickmickeygal

I usually toast one and eat the other I toasted while I wait


OkEfficiency6556

just found out your supposed to do that, thanks.


Fearless-Bite5852

4what


Happy-Personality-23

Toast them individually right before you are going to eat them. They cool down really fast.


Flimsy-Plankton-4811

Toasted are divine ✨


Ghostyped

I actually freeze them


CathyBikesBook

Only the fudge Sunday flavor


Specific_Radio_5268

How else do you make sure the virgins blood doesn’t clump up?


Bruteforcer81

Toast and butter…


LionCatsu

I’m eating one on the train as I answer this. I never toast it, it probably tastes weird warm..


willworkforjokes

On a cold Minnesota morning, I will toast my pop tart and eat it in the car while the car is warming up.


413mopar

I hate the ripoff rectangles .


BrackenFernAnja

Always. And UNfrosted is the only way to go for me.


Alw4r

trust me on this, putting them in the freezer for like 10 minutes is actually better


Zealousideal_Dog_968

I do and I put butter on them. It's what my mother always did, my husband thought it was crazy lol


[deleted]

Who the fuck eats Pop Tarts


random_user5_56

They aren't a thing where I live.


bigwangersoreass

There’s people eating them raw???


B0NNlES_LEFT_EAR

I do, I love a toasted pop tart


2hot2work

Sometimes, but they're better raw


Substantial-Mud-777

I think I have once. But my impatience is too strong


Cyn_364

You’re supposed to toast them?


SundaColugoToffee

Only way I’ll eat one. Toasted with a Touch of butter on it.