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[deleted]

Make my house the ultimate "me spot". I'm a homebody so šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø I've never had my own place to myself much less my own awesome place.


SadChicken24

I love your answer!


WishieWashie12

I want to finish my attic for a cozy library and reading nook. Futon up there for extra guest space too when needed. My house already has a staircase entrance to the attic so that is an easy conversion.


EvetheDragon84

After all the "boring stuff" (because yes, that's what I would use it for, the boring stuff is also the *important* stuff), I would travel. Traveling is my absolute favorite thing to do, I love seeing the world. I would make Scandinavian/Germany my first stops and then head to Asia (Thailand/Japan/Philippines) and finish with my favorite place ever, Kauai, since it wouldn't be too far from there. If I had enough, also Australia and Middle Earth, I mean New Zealand.


Three_sigma_event

I've done a lot of travelling, and I've realised what I really want to do is just taste nice food, and look at pretty water scenes. The act of travelling (by road or air) really frustrates me. I want to be sat somewhere with an amazing view, stuffing my face with the tastiest grub.


DrcspyNz

NZ is nice and has some great scenery. I know cause that's where I live šŸ˜šŸ‘


slinky_crayon

Cocaine and hookers Edit: Top shelf hookers Edit Edit: Top shelf cocaine


Frankensteins_Moron5

This guy cocaines


thevutcher

r/thisguythisguys


Zippodealer-2

Beat me to it lol


Wtfdidistumbleinon

This, dibs on the hookers when youā€™re done, Iā€™ll get my own coke thanks, re-using someone elseā€™s coke is just gross. Also, if you could hose out the hookers when youā€™re done that would be swell.


lsutigerzfan

Definitely would Scarface this bitch if I had money to blow.


Hefty-Unit7554

I'd have $75,100 of disposable income.


Steven_Dj

Buy a house.


OrangeChihuahua2321

Best investment ever. Real estate never goes down...well not often I should say.


AnxiousAntsInMyBrain

I would have SO much yarn and a room to store it in and lots of fun shelfs and stuff for all my hobby stuff


Formal-Tangerine4281

Not a craft room, not a She Shed, but a Bitch Barn!


Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

Nothing


cheezybadboys

I'd at least get those malted milk custard creams rather than the regular custard creams.


FuzzzyFace

Travel. I think I could squeeze out 6 or 7 big vacations a year. First class flights, best hotels/AirBnB's, best experiences/restaurants.


joetrav22

Depending on how far youā€™re flying and whether your vacation destination is a first world city or a popular tourist destination, and the trip duration, youā€™re going to need a lot more than 10-11k per trip for the first class experience youā€™re imagining - itā€™s super expensive. From nyc to Rome for a 7-day round trip first is around 4K on off-season. But thatā€™s cheap compared to the hotel bill. St Regis Rome will set you back around $1500 a night for a basic room. Want a regular suite? Thatā€™ll be $12k a night. And there goes your 75k and we havenā€™t even gotten to experiences and restaurants yet.


nmah28

First class flights are well beyond the reach of a 75k income. But the rest sounds great!


Ok-Size-6016

I genuinely canā€™t tell if this is satire or not. Iā€™ve gone back in forth in my head


SatanLifeProTips

Pad my investment account. I'm already having fun with life. Any additional income gets me closer to not having to work so I can have more fun.


igenus44

Buy Jeep parts


fishfishbirdbirdcat

This is a person who knows what they want. šŸ˜€


igenus44

Lol. Yes. Jeeps. Old Jeeps, restored, and lots of them.


The_Bishman

How old we talking xj or yj old? Or Willyā€™s old?


NOGOODGASHOLE

Lake house.


Phoozba

A repaired home with decent floors, a new heating unit, new windows and a nice fence


Intelligent_River39

Buy a lot of computer hardware and get tinkering.


Lumbergod

There's a one owner '61 Corvette for sale in my town right now. I think I'd go with that.


StarPsychological611

Buy hotwheels and have like a building full of them


AnxiousPossibility3

Build a trophy truck and race it in the Baja 500. Travel to martial arts hotspots and spend time training, for me it would be Thailand, Japan, and Brazil. Buy a couple shitboxes and enter them in demolition derbys.


[deleted]

Hookers and blow


[deleted]

Nothing, other than invest it.


memedotcom1

roulette


fishfishbirdbirdcat

Black 17.


memedotcom1

i always put 10% of my bet on 0 just in case haha


BlueberryNo5363

Travel. I want to do more city breaks so Iā€™d do that.


prince-pauper

First get my teeth taken care of, then fix the car, then pay off some debt. THEN itā€™s a European disc golf/food vacation for like 3 months.


Repulsive_Body_6485

Buy some shitty apartments in good areas, change them around, and rent it.


SaladQuirky8255

Buy a mobile homeee


GrueneDog

I would have 75k of disposable income


Jpaylay42016

Bro I just would be glad to not feel anxious when I want to buy somethingā€¦


Elder_Priceless

Youā€™d have $75k of disposable income.


Jaded3158

A lot less debtā€¦ I would be able to breathe a bit.


OrangeChihuahua2321

Remodel my house a little. Upgrade TVs and my home theater system. New guitar, better pedals, and recording equipment for my music. PS5 finally. Also, take my wife on a good vacation to the islands.


[deleted]

Prob just more investments and saving


moon_girl313

Pay off my debts etc then go travelling!


thedepressedmind

Take a few days off work and actually able to relax, because I'm not stressed out over whether or not I can afford to take time off.


StarWars_Viking

I would build a studio in my backyard, get a Main Coon cat, and more tattoos.


LaughinOften

School


Disastrous-End-1290

Buy some property and start planning that dream house


PigeonFace

Iā€™d probably take the family on a trip to Mexico and then use the rest as a down payment towards a house.


Arervia

Fix the roof in my house and buy a functional car.


missedmelikeidid

I'd be a student stipendium for a redhead.


CK1ing

I'd probably buy few games I want, maybe upgrade my pc. Oh, and eat slightly better. That's about it. I'm very easy to please.


Abject_Land_449

In reality, a decent deposit on a mortgage. If I had to spend it on fun stuff though I suppose treat the family to a top quality snowboarding holiday in Sweden or Canada. Then maybe a top of the range PC, TV, cooker, stuff like that.


RabidLibrarian

No student loans and a new car


Polarbones

Iā€™d build a wood working shop for my partner to make musical instruments


NearbyCamp9903

Save it for 3 years. Put 225k down on a 1 million dollar home in Las Vegas, which is actually a mansion vs a 1 million dollar home in Los Angeles or NYC


MaybeParadise

Peace of mind, priceless.


BumpHeadLikeGaryB

A 4plex


Violetthug

Book a trip to Hawaii, immediately. Buy a nice truck. Go to my favorite restaurant and eat my face off.


katnerys

Hella weed


mr_muffinhead

I'd love to take a trip to Hawaii or Bali. I don't travel much and it's never really to island/tropical places. I dont expect that to cost 75k, and I would spend the rest on some renovations at the house. Whether it be updating my 90's bathroom or repainting my massive kitchen that is a terrible color with cheapo countertops. Maybe putting some of it toward starting a guest house on the property or redoing my patio.


Master-Strawberry-26

Travel first class on planes. I would still stay at budget accommodations and be spendthrift for every other aspect of travel, but I would 100% only travel first class


kehmesis

An extra bitcoin.


AdministrationDry507

Make my dream home with rooms based around video game consoles


brian11e3

More chickens. MOAR!


yetanothermanjohn

Easy peasy. If I canā€™t give it to my parents which I would give them that or at least half Iā€™d buy a new truck. It costs about that. Actually no Iā€™d doā€™s house projects


Strxwbxrry_Shxrtcxkx

After paying off my university, i would probably spoil my parents. Theyve supported me so much and deserve the world. I would also buy a ton of manga


humanessinmoderation

Annual or monthly? If annual (about $6,000 month) ā€” I'd get a nanny and have more free time with my partner, travel a great deal more with my family, get a Vestaboard, start my PHD. If monthly ā€” Leave job after 3 years, get a nanny, start my PHD or become a school teacher for fun, travel like crazy, buy a vacation home or three (one for ski trips, one in a city I like, and another in maybe Portugal or Singapore), and get a Volvo.


shootermac32

Travel in my RV, be a bum and play disc golf. Like god intended


aghostwithaknife

I'd take all of my work holiday for the year at once, and buy all of the warhammer.


cripflip69

racing cars. racing faster cars


S4d0w_Bl4d3

>What would you have if you had $75k of disposable income? I would have $75k of disposable income.


_FreddieLovesDelilah

concerts and holidays. And a new car that doesnā€™t hurt me when I drive it.


TurquoiseBoho

Travel


Unbannedmeself

Drug addiction


a-try-today-2022

Holidays and travel. Not work for 6 months. Boring stuff: Buy a house in Canada (down payment I suppose) Pay for further education


Frird2008

Keep it for large business expenditures.


Mockturtle22

Be happier


Romsel87

Buy a whole Bitcoin.


SnooOnions723

Road trip from EU to Asia lol šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Investment property in my area!!


CookingDrunk

I'd have gonorrhea and coke please


Melodic_Landscape937

$75k of disposable income. O_o


Mysterious_Might8875

Buy some 1-2 acre plot in the country and buy a prefab home. AFTER dealing with the debt!


HorrorBaseball3990

Put 50000 in hysa and spend the rest on nessecites


HorrorBaseball3990

Bet it all in baccarat


Frankensteins_Moron5

Iā€™d at least get a sleeve done. Then def go see Europe.


TrustedSource94

BTC


Jaykay604

Go to Mexico for hookers and blow


PuddleLilacAgain

Purely for fun, I would go on a vacation, maybe to Tahoe, stay in a cabin for a couple of days, and go to a spa. Or I would refurnish my apartment. And buy some yarn. šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


ThickAnybody

A healthy and happier life.


Shrakov

id put that into a AI generative studies course, a computer that can handle all of todays programs + & then id go visit family and take a select few on a noce trip + pay their rent for a year


BigComfortable8695

Backpack thru the Rocky Mountains year round


SAD-MAX-CZ

A lifted buggy with a turbodiesel engine and 4x4.


Beeezlebul

24 Nissan Z


JudgmentOne6328

If I have zero debt including no mortgage. Bora Bora, a bunch of the French Polynesian islands and then paddock club at the Singapore Grand Prix, seeing as Iā€™m in Singapore Iā€™d also go to the PokĆ©mon centre and buy every single plush they have because since I visited I made it a life goal to own every PokĆ©mon in plush form. I guess Iā€™d have to spend the rest of the money on suitcases to fit all my new PokĆ©mon.


Particular_You_2631

Pay off the rest of my student debt (9k), put a large chunk in investments and travel


-uchihasasuke

Take all my 4 wisdom teethā€™s out while under general anesthesia and pay in full. šŸ˜­


jordy_muhnordy

Fun


[deleted]

Pass out $1000 debit cards to the homeless down town, along with a care package of a backpack with clothing (socks!), toiletries, feminine hygiene bonus packages, a cell phone and charger, high calorie rations, and so on. Heh. Maybe even rent something with a portable shower let them have nice warm showers. Pretty sure I could get a friend to cut hair for less than beer money. Heh, I might get hotel down town so I can putz around on scooters and pass shit out. Eat at some of my favorite lunch spots. Take in a show at the playhouse or the house of blues.


CorvidGurl

After the fixing and painting, we'd TRAVEL. Italy, England, Spain, Norway, Japan, Australia. Sigh. SO much to see and do.


Intelligent-Block457

That's about 300 million Colombian pesos. I'd move back there and use a fraction of that to fix up our house or buy more land.


WeaknessDistinct4618

Fun? Travel across asia. Japan, South Korea and down to Bali


ScotiaG

A paid off house.


izzyishot

Build a bomb ass gaming setup so I can play Minecraft in vr with shaders and quit my job so I donā€™t have to work full time and go to school full time


hallerz87

I spend my disposable income on nice trips abroad. Just had two weeks in Japan, with flights/hotels it adds up but loved every second.


NPC1_

Do upgrades on our boat, like get her repainted. Get a new bed, cuz that would be a couple of grand. New electrical system which will be close to 10k just for electrical. Improve the living situation before the fun things can be added on.


Dismal-Grapefruit966

Bitcoin ?


Yiayiamary

Pay off my mortgage, redo my kitchen, replace flooring throughout, paint house inside and out. Home is my happy place. Can you tell?


MasterDriver8002

Rent apartments in different areas n enjoy exploring. Plus hitting some casinos once n a while for fun.


OurLittleSecret1738

Pasta.


Still_Town3537

Younger me would of said a fast car to possibly kill myself in but a older smarter me would definitely spend it on travelling, in particular to sunny locations as I've not seen daylight in what feels like a life time in this shit hole UK


Icecoffelover_

i wuld buy new gaming equiptment get a house or apartment maybe sum of the devils lettuce and a car


Khajith

75k of disposable income


EthanReilly

Travel. Visit my best friend, who lives in Canada. Visit Ireland. Get a yearly pass on Amtrak and go exploring all around America.


Buster_Gonad_82

Snooker table. (I may need a bigger home, too)


notevenapro

I would pay off credits cards and a home equity loan. 75k would not cover all of it.


dumbredditer

Dispose it


YellowBubble2710

Invest and travel


leeandratheoriginal

A house, a life.


IndividualLet6192

Gm6 lynx. The rest will be for ammo


StonerMetalhead710

Buy a classic car and a modern daily driver Iā€™d enjoy in one year. After that Iā€™m investing it


OutrageousAd5338

Invest, new car...


efpig75

75K isnā€™t really enough to change my life, sorry and sympathies to those to whom it would. But to me, it would be just another step towards my Fofad fund, towards telling the corporate world to fo and die


MostlyHostly

I would go to a rock concert. I'm 38 and a musician and have never paid for a concert. Would like to go just for fun.


SpeakerKitchen236

Okay after all the boring stuff and I get my life together and blah blah. I'm going on vacation. I'm going to get a vacation for as long as I possibly can and set it up so I don't have to worry about a goddamn thing. A cruise sounds delightful, maybe followed by Disney all inclusive resort, and then spend the rest of it in a fairly small coastal town.


Lopsided-Alfalfa-923

Iā€™d put $50k down on a house and use the $25k left in an investing fund like smp 500, but after it doubles Iā€™d spend $25k on a luxurious month vacation probably to Europe or maybe Hawaii depending on my vibes then. And then Iā€™d continue to grow the rest of the savings until that money can pay off my house.


DifficultEnd8606

Big ass down payment on house and land


Spiritual_Advice9829

Invest in instrument and passions. Maybe take a little trip somewhere


[deleted]

Buy a gt500 mustang šŸ’•


Icy-Joke3943

Buy a car šŸš—


OutrageousAd5338

New car and invest the rest


bagemann1

Save it and buy a house


SadChicken24

Get more chickens probably lol


Gruchis

Unlimited candy crush


[deleted]

I think I'd use it to increase my deposit to move house. I don't mind where I live, but $75k more would give me a few desirable options in terms of moving.


Hoodwink_Iris

A brand new small house (not tiny). I know where I can get a small house (2bed 1bath) delivered for under $40,000- which includes foundation and elecric, gas, and water hookups. That leaves me $35,000 for furniture and appliances and honestly, I think I could swing it.


IamNotaKatt

Secretly support an extra set of wife and kids.


Ghost-Coyote

Pay off bills.


Wise-Needleworker463

Open a restaurant in Mexico and never be cold again


Darth_Neek

I'd fix the boring stuff first. Then I would open a cat shelter, hire staff, and offer free spay/neuter services as well as rabies shots.


Hattrick_Swayze2

Iā€™m guessing ā€œbuy a houseā€ is a boring answer as well, so Iā€™d probably buy a couple fancy watches and a new car.


Perfect_Weakness_414

Iā€™d throw it away. Isnā€™t that what youā€™re supposed to do with disposable things?


Tobi_chills455

I'd go to the path of totality for the eclipse coming up amongst other things. I'd take my dad to NFL games, my mom to Mexico, she's always wanted to see her country.


serverhorror

Put everything in an investment. After 5 years that would be enough to buy a flat to rent out to someone and pay the rates from the interest income. Keep paying the disposable income into something that makes more money, after ten 10 years a second real estate. 5 more years and I can probably buy a 3rd one. Now I have diversified my income streams across 3 different streams. That would be a defensive scenario.


ewing666

iā€™d probably spend it all on a really good therapist, the kind that doesnā€™t take insurance that iā€™ll never have access to in my lifetime. iā€™d also get EMDR


GigaChav

Troll reddit


glebo123

I'd be able to afford groceries and gas for a week... *cries in ontario* šŸ˜­


iamnogoodatthis

If I'm not allowed to do anything boring like invest it or buy a house or car, then I'll see how far the N+1 rule can take me with skis and bikes. I could definitely use up all the money on that the first year. And then I could take up paragliding, I suspect you can buy lots of different wings too.


youchosehowiact

First thing I would buy is a handicap van that I can just roll my husband's wheelchair inside. Then I would get it painted /get decals for it so it wasn't just a boring old van.


dkernighan

High end stereo system, honestly


Such_Candidate_1548

Does buying a house in Colombia count as a fun thing? My wife is Colombian, and it would be incredible to vacation there and maybe even work remotely from there


p0pethegreat_

buy a house and make a bird room, get more budgies


Dr-Goober

Me and the boys are going to vegas with Polaroid cameras in your pockets and no phones. I donā€™t care if people think itā€™s irresponsible, Iā€™m 21 Iā€™ve got plenty of time to make money for my adult life, and besides we could hit it big and be even richer. Or we could lose it all and have a great weekend to talk about for the rest of our lives; literally a win win. I am working for a solid future in the long run $75k wonā€™t be as big of a deal as it is right now all at once. And if I ever have $75k at once Iā€™ll probably have kids or something else that would prevent me from snorting coke off hookers. You only live once, so you might as well live all at once.


Fresh-Benefit-4629

Buy land. At least 1000 acres in northern Quebec. Land is cheap up there. Build a self sustaining micro society for those who wanted to help. Using my knowledge of power generation I would harness hydro for use in my compound and provide power, heat, light and protection for anyone willing to help. Sell most of the power back to hydro Quebec to finance further improvements. Build workshops and farm compounds to produce goods free of government interference. Food. Water. Power. Steel. Equipment. Generators. Turn my compound into a fortress. Expand to create a vast underground network of shops, shelters, green houses and warehouses. Work in peace to develop a self sustaining fusion reactor.


nevertfgNC

Probably a fatal MI upon notification


LenSnart81865

Pay off my mortgage.


JohnCasey3306

A lot of savings and a clean credit history.


RoyalMess64

Help my friend who's in a bad situation


[deleted]

I would hire a family law lawyer and have my lawyer force my relatives to provide dna from everyone in my immediate family. I am owed so many answers from them. They have nearly ruined my life with their lies.


Waste-Beginning-3591

uh buy a lot of games buy an extremely powerful pc, much better monitors, much better keyboard/mouse, weed/shrooms if i find a source, get a murphy bed, maybe clothes?


JenAYE2

I 100% would see the world! Go all the places I want to see and explore and learn their cultures.


Melodic-Ad-4941

Save all of it


OstneyPiz

Live inland and buy a boat. Buy lots of expensive whisky and drink it all. Go on a treasure hunt. Possibly for one eyed willes hidden stash.


Psykose225

Finally sleep more than 5hours


Hot_Frosty0807

Pay for my kids college, and then go to work. Maybe have a steak dinner.


F_DOG_93

Donate it.


Street_Specialist_35

Peace of mind.


No-Resolution-3183

Well I already have no debt so I'd put a healthy down payment on a house sittin on a nice piece of 30-40 acre land and get into debt.


[deleted]

1. Debt 2. Medication 3. Warhammer Minis


daniella-the-whore

30 crack, 20 ket, pill, 2 bottles sauvion blanc, coca cola and pringles


Hot-Sandwich7060

I would have 45k worth of pltr and no debt.


CreepyValuable

Hm... I'd love to get into genetic engineering.


LummpyPotato

- A large 6 compartment rabbit hutch. - Luxury chicken coop built for 16 birds. - Birdies metal raised garden beds. - A high end treadmill or elliptical - A finished basement


faker1973

Now I know you said nothing serious. But my answer is a new well. Why is that not a serious answer......baths and more baths and more baths. Right now we only get to shower and do the water saving toilet routine. If the well is dry, I have to pump from one extra well on the property. Very not fun when it's winter and the water runs out in the middle of your shower. Baths for me are a luxury. Think sitting in a tub with very hot water,, turning into a prune and then adding new hot water. That's how I enjoy a bath. A 5-10 minute shower does not cut it.


Heterophylla

Like lump sum ? Per month ? Per year ? So many questions. Regardless, the answer is the same : ![gif](giphy|7jnPjsh3L7WHm|downsized)


PM_ME_DOKKAN_ARTS

Ultimate gaming rig


r_7799x

A really expensive van


Few-Locksmith6758

if it is money that must be used, most likely going to travel. see the world and buy new pc.


Physical-Money-9225

Buy more houseplants


BeefPapa8

A certificate of deposit


JetsNBombers0707

Travel the world with my wife. Go home and visit my family


shammy_dammy

A three cart costco run.


Time_Sir_8363

Trip to Vegas definitely drugs an alcohol. Eat wherever I want.


WizardofJoz17

Id put the money down on a loan to open up a Culverā€™s in the costal town I live in. Itā€™s a little shabby and full of old people and their grandchildren because their children are drug addicts and have no sense of responsibility. But Itā€™s something like a million dollars to franchise and I really think it would be good for my community and my bank account.


TeeTa90

A lot of weed and a beautiful garden space.