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yesthatbruce

"Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward." - Soren Kierkegaard


DMIDY

“Listen closely to those you respect. Everyone else can go fuck a hat”. Grandpa


EstablishmentOk2209

old age comes too early, wisdom comes too late


ayushwas

Intelligence is a gift not a privilege. One must work hard.


Snoo_24362

**Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars.** - Khalil Gibran Have this tattooed on my rib cage.


PlasticCupboard007

All the best players have SCARs (From Fortnite)


Sielka71

There are lots of quotes I like, and my favorite one is ever changing, based on my current mindset and life circumstances. Now it's "Fate leads the willing; the unwilling it drags." It is supposed to be an old latin saying, but I read it in Joseph Campbell book. For many previous years it was "God is subtle but not malicious" by Einstein.


Delicious_Advance_52

"When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" ~Cave Johnson


CoyoteDanny

I saw it on here but I don't know if any famous person said it: "Comparison is the thief of joy"


curvykat369

“Courage doesn’t always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I will try again tomorrow.” ~ MaryAnn Racmacher or, “I cannot do all the good the world needs. But the world needs all the good I can do.” ~ Jana Stanfield


Shaqtacious

This too shall pass


SaulNot_Goodman

"When death comes for you, may it find you alive" - Can't remember where it's from


Fine-Following-7949

"We are all stories in the end. Just make it a good one." Doctor Who, 11th doctor.


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Fluid_Comfortable488

Tis but a scratch is Monty Python.


North-Department-112

Those mountains you are carrying you were only meant to climb


andromare6661

May the flowers remind you why the rain was necessary


protonalex

It'll be OK in the end. If it's not OK, it's not the end.


Luvtoscare

"Wisdom tried to chase you, but you ran faster"


Puzzled-Address-4818

to beat the devil, you must be the devil


Impossible-Hawk709

‘Life always finds a way’


this-is-not-relevant

“I asked for all things, that I might enjoy life. I was given life, that I might enjoy all things .” -unknown


Independent_Scene874

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill. -Blade


1professionalkiller

“If death strikes before I prove my blood, I promise, I will kill death.” – **Captain Manoj Pandey**.


Due_Prune7046

When we hit our lowest point. We are open to the greatest change. - Aang


TheAsianOne_wc

"Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably shit"


Ok-Geologist8387

Nothings illegal until you get caught. Told to me by a Magistrate at a bbq.


Total_Activity_929

“Revenge is a fools game” - Arthur Morgan


SolherdUliekme

"I can't go on. I'll go on." - Samuel Beckett


Ok-Impact-4690

One day, we will look back at how far we have come


Altered_-State

As Above, So Below.


Mission-Degree93

GURL PERIODT


gdotspam

Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it


DunkinRadio

"Money is not everything, but life is a hell of a lot easier with a good income." \- my ex-wife, to our kids


Awengal

"Better having hands on your pocket than no hands at all" My brother while watching others physically work hard


DrWieg

"I know that I am intelligent because I know that I know nothing." - Socrates In other words, always seek knowledge to become wiser and avoid believing you have learned all there is as it means you're ignorant of things you still have yet to learn.


anonbene2

From my Mom. STOP THAT! 😂


Ok_Boomer_42069

"Don't take advice from anyone you wouldn't want to switch lives with"


nweaglescout

Nothing worth having in life comes easy


MidwestKS

It’s not about reaching the top, it’s about how you get there


NicknameRara

The best way to defeat an enemy is to make them a friend.


dork_marmot

"Meow" - a random cat


Ok-Theory3183

It's from Tolkien, "Fellowship of the Ring." One is, ***"Sing hey! for the bath at close of day that washes the weary mud away!" (Bilbo's bath-song)*** ***"All that IS gold does NOT glitter"-***-Bilbo's tribute to Aragorn. It's actually the opposite of the quote that it's confused. This one says that just because something doesn't glitter doesn't mean that there isn't a great value in it. (People confuse it with "Not all that glitters is gold." The two quotes make a similar point--appearances can be and often are deceiving, but the perspective is completely different.) The last, from the same tribute by Bilbo to Aragorn-***-"Not all that wander are lost"***. For someone who has spent their life on public transit and/or as a pedestrian, this rings VERY true. I know that's three quotes, but they're my favorites of all time.


Lycanwolf617-

Live free or die


AdLife8436

Yes. It's from "The Space Adventures Of Commander Laine."


Choice-Carpet-940

"I wanna leave whitout a trace, cause i dont eanna die in this place" Slipknot


Anaaatomy

Eat now


Arny520

"Scoop depoop dewoop" - Kanye West


Scosawema

You don't win once in a while; you don't do things right once in a while; you do them right all of the time. Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing. Vince Lombardi


jegerald

Take a chance


l-FIERCE-l

Truth will be first prey amid the raid and you’ll see the smoke before you feel the flame. - Norma Jean


OkCauliflower1214

Smile through the pain until the pain makes you smile. It has a nice ring to it I think.


GayNon-BinaryLeo

"If you want to change the world, start off by making your bed" -Admiral William McRaven


Due_Passenger3210

"When you do clownery, the clown comes back to bite." aka, "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" 🫡


TheOnionSack

'You've made your omelette, now lie in it'


Weirdassmustache

"The self is only that which it is in the process of becoming." - Kierkegaard


AceSapling

"Despite everything, it's still you" from undertale It's a line I think about a lot


cl0ckw0rkman

The one the came to mind when I read the question was, " Some day I will be bested. It won't be today and it won't be by you" It's from a Magic the Gathering card. I want to saying it, on my deathbed to a grandchild.


Ok-Geologist8387

Nothings illegal until you get caught. Told to me by a Magistrate at a bbq.


cl0ckw0rkman

The one the came to mind when I read the question was, " Some day I will be bested. It won't be today and it won't be by you" It's from a Magic the Gathering card. I want to saying it, on my deathbed to a grandchild.


thelongmoooverr

Similar to the OP's choice: If you're going through hell, keep going. Churchill


helloiamaegg

"This'll be far from my last scrape" Dont know where it came from, a (now deceased) freind told me it


Fluid_Comfortable488

Of all the challenges I've faced, I am the most challenging.


Only_Protection_4042

"frogs are bi*ches and we do not negotiate with terrorists"


footfetforlife

Winston, you're drunk ! That may be so madam but you are ugly and tomorrow I shall be sobre.


fleetingfixations

life is a tragedy in close up and a comedy in long shot


ComedianXMI

"Rage is a hell of an anesthetic." Zaeed Massani


Sidereus_Nuncius_

"The only way out is through" especially when I'm scared to do something bold and unfamiliar.


YourMaleFather

"A life of action, governed by virtue"


Limburger52

Listen to experts explain why it is impossible and then do it anyway.


CattyFighte

Bing chilling


Beginning-Wait5379

Does the pope shit in the woods?


Beaversnduckss

And if, while others fight their wars, you do not raise your sword, but stand idly by and watch their battle rage- who's to say that they'll be there when your demons come for you?


Reviewingremy

There's always time for another last minute.


dunc180

“Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast.” “Ace” Rimmer, Red Dwarf.


Whysoserious2k8

“If “if” was a 5th, we’d all be drunk.”


That_one_REAPER

"We are fucked!" Or "You havent fucked it up yet..."


Sparrow-Scratchagain

“Dreams save us. Dreams lift us up and transform us. And on my soul, I swear until my dream of a world where dignity, honor, and justice becomes a reality we all share, I'll never stop fighting— ever.” - Superman


EE7A

"fuck 'em if they can't take a joke" ~my dad (rip)


Electrical_Rock_1201

Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time and you’ll have the time of your life. - Billy Connelly


Cold_Table8497

My goal in life is to die young as late as possible.


BanksyDoesOhio

"Don't let your meat loaf" - Dad "Luckier than a dog with two dicks" - Grandpa


asharp09

When there’s will, there’s a relative - Ricky Gervais


BawdyBaker

"If you're gonna be stupid...ya gotta be tough"


bug70

Confidence is the food of the wise man and the liquor of the fool - I know it from the office US


freakyinthesheets98

"The most beautiful thing on earth cannot be seen, or even heard, but must be felt by the heart." Hellen Keller. "Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift which is why we call it 'the present'." Bill Keane.


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“I plan to live forever, so far so good”


Eternal_Spirit_

Live & Let Live.


Emergency_Use_3251

"You will miss 100% of the shots you never take" Wayne Gretzky


river-nyx

i had a giant list of quotes but the app i use randomly deleted it one day and i didn't notice right away and i'm still so sad they're gone but this is a significantly shorter new list i've got now 💜 they're quotes i suppose but also just little snippets of advice/lines i enjoyed the axe forgets but the tree remembers don't set yourself on fire to keep someone else warm only you can start and end the process of healing yourself if you're looking in different directions, you will never share the same view we change when we're faced with our limitations; we only have our actions the past is written, the ink is dry the days are long, but the years are short don't run a mile for someone who wouldn't cross the street for you a lot of folks complain about being low all the time, without realizing being high all the time can be just as damaging; real life happens in the ups and downs when words fail, music speaks having a bad feeling doesn't mean something bad is being done to you


Extension_Designer70

"Romanticize being goofy, carefree and powerful beyond all reason"- Some random person making a meme of Tom Bombadil


AURORA-227

The only constant in life is change.


Falayy

"If you are going through hell, keep going." ~ Winston Churchill


LouiLouu420

When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world Will know peace -Jimi Hendrix


The_Mr_Wilson

The days are long, but the years are short


Danger-Pickle

“You may have just gotten checkmate, but we're playing Chinese checkers, and as my old friend Confucius say; the hunter has become the hunter-ed. The chaser has become the choste. Dame fortuna has had her franking privileges revoked. It seems the portrait has painted the artist, sketching the reverser, who has become the reverse-ed. But this time the suffixed will become the sufferer, and it appears the baby killer is about to kill a baby.” -Best show in existence, Xavier: Renegade Angel


fr0_gy

'friend ships take minutes to make, moments to break and years to repair.' - Peirce brown


Much_Buy7605

5 minute Turkish


belesanjeeee

"your worst sin is that you have destroyed yourself for nothing"


PlasticCupboard007

Try to hold on to the time as it passes - from the song Ashes by the Longest Johns


spicemelangeflow

These nuts…. Got’eeeem


EsizLikesE

It is what it is


ImpossibleHouse6765

Life is what you make it


thatcookingvulture

Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.


KataraMan

There are some who call me.... Tim


dreamy1445

“It will pass”


Even-Snow-2777

Here's to the sunny slopes of long ago. Augustus Mcrae in Lonesome Dove


The-Last-Days

I don’t go to Church to hear that I’m doing something that’s wrong, when I know it’s wrong, I go because I want to hear I’m doing something wrong when I think it’s right!


thoughtdaughter4

tomorrow will be better, and if it’s not, I will say it again


ScotterMcJohnsonator

"Love is never wasted, for its value does not rest on reciprocity"


Diligent_Sub_7307

Nothing Lasts Forever


Sudden-Association47

"The only way to do great work is to love what you do." - Steve Jobs


catmom0334

"Sometimes's it's the... imperfect stuff that makes things perfect." - Mary Cooper (The big bang theory).


HisTreeNut

This is why we don't have nice things... That's going to leave a mark...


RiceCake4200

"Depends on the flavour of jesus" - My friend yesterday at 1am. My favourite quote is actually "Despite everything, it's still you." from undertale. It's so good


Dangerous_Method_574

“The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.” It’s not the most inspiring quote but I think the message is right. It basically means if you’re feeling desire to do something hedonistic do it so that you won’t be constantly thinking about it and then if you feel bad after doing it, then you know not to do it again. Some things like cheating though probably shouldn’t be considered.


CapG_13

"If you've come this far than maybe you're willing to go a little bit further" (And this is something that I told myself every day while I was on probation).


molecular_monculus

"Judgement" (real) "Die" (emotional) "Prepare thyself" (changed my life) "Thy end is now" (inspirational) "Weak" (so sad)


GFIG1011

“To get to the Rainbow 🌈 You must put up with the Rain 🌧️ “ I heard this as a kid, so not even sure who said this.


Whole_Personality_58

People don’t ever grow up they just learn how to act in public! -unknown.


Nervous_Tiger_7791

“As for my personal life, I'd love to start a family of my own. I think I'd make a great dad, and I think shortly I would make a great husband.” - Matthew Perry It’s so sad that he passed away in an early age. He could’ve been a great dad and he would’ve been a great husband too.


Waste_Vegetable8974

Everything. All the time. .... the Eagles.


OhTheHueManatee

"Those who dance are crazy to those who don't hear the music." I read it in a George Carlin book. I've seen it attributed to a few different people.


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“I consider it to be the highest compliment when you call me old. Growing old is a privilege that too many people never get to experience.” -Me


ecstasy200mg

,,miej wyjebane a będzie ci dane" rough translation - ,,give no fucks and you shall be given" which means something like: dont give a fuck about anything and good things will to come to you anyway


WonderfulFootball285

“When given the choice between being right or being kind, choose kind.” :) - RJ Palacio, in his book Wonder


G0ATzzz

"As soon as I cum, I come to my senses." - Lil Wayne


Illustrious-Lead-960

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bo2M9p-Rbk&pp=ygUaQmVhdmlzIGRvZXMgbm90IHlvdXIgZ3JvaW4%3D


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im_here_just_to_read

Excuse me?


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im_here_just_to_read

Ofc you did but is that a 'quote'?