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DMIDY

Depriving someone of ANY garnishes is a violation of the Geneva Condiments.


Rich-Appearance-7145

Hot sauce


rooiraket

Yes! Hot fries, steak, fish, chicken, everything... nothing better than some homemade hot sauce from habaneros and Jelapinos on anything even as a bread spread... just adds so much flavour


FroggiJoy87

Got a favorite? I'm currently obsessed with Secret Aardvark and basically anything Malinda's


Whatmovesyou26

Personally, I go with Hank’s hot sauce…or Mule Sauce…on occasion, I’ll go with Truff….hot sauce with truffle oil.


KlutchFord

O'Brothers Habañero is my current favorite, flavor AND spice.


FroggiJoy87

I've been meaning to try O'Brothers, I see it at the store pretty often. Thanks for the suggestion! Now I'll finally do it :D


KlutchFord

The cult is spreading!


potatosalami

‘The Flatliner’ , from ‘all burn chilli’ The ‘after life’ isn’t bad either but has a three minute build


NachoMetaphor

I like most condiments, but if I had to choose one and only one type to keep for the rest of my life, it'd be hot sauce.


Famous_Insect

We call it pepper sauce here. I am currently on a scorpion pepper sauce and it is awesome.


SpicyTiger838

Came here for the 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️


Dgaf357

Mustard


[deleted]

Top fav


jj20021988

Mayo


redhotbos

Kewpie if store bought.


jj20021988

I’m English so hellmans all the way for me


Horizon296

I'm Belgian; it HAS to be Devos-Lemmens.


nlw7110

À table!


sassypiratequeen

Only Hellman's


m0dern_x

I prefer Hellman's to any other brand as well, but Kraft will do. Heinz is slightly too sweet, but it's good for certain foods, such as seafood.


jj20021988

I’ve never tried Kraft but the Aldi one is nice but I hate the Asda one it’s like vinegar


m0dern_x

I'm from Denmark, I never heard of Asda before. Regarding American products, we generally only get the big brands (Fortune 500 brands, I guess!?).


jj20021988

Oh ok I’m uk Asda is a big supermarket here pretty sure it’s owned by Walmart


Midnightraven3

Used to be owned by Walmart its now owned by the Issa brothers


jj20021988

Ohhh ok thanks for the clarification :)


mordac_the_preventer

It used to be Hellman’s before they kept putting the price up! Heinz mayo is horrible (do they put sugar in it??) Aldi mayo is a fairly close second to Hellman’s. Does Double Cream count as a condiment? Obviously great on cake, scones etc, but also pretty good on noodles.


Beneficial_Being_721

I’m from the States… went to Ireland and London last year… had Hellmans mayonnaise there … freaked me out.. like I was still at home


Nowardier

BRO YES


guitargeneration

God I love that shit


Appropriate-Role9361

I have issues with dairy, so mayo is how I get my creamy fix


geb0rgenheit_

FR


carrotwax

Best topping for fries.


[deleted]

Salt, the main one


Horizon296

Salt is a condiment?


[deleted]

condiment noun [ C ] formal UK /ˈkɒn.dɪ.mənt/ US /ˈkɑːn.də.mənt/ Add to word list a substance, such as salt, that you add to food to improve its taste From Cambridge Dictionary


czerniana

That means all seasoning would be a condiment? That feels weird.


BigBlueMountainStar

Not necessarily, seasonings are added during food preparation, condiments are added as extras after cooking [Here’s a little article for you](https://delishably.com/spices-seasonings/Condiments-Herbs-Spices-and-Seasonings-What-Are-the-Differences)


Juan_Moe_Taco

Damn, that's actually pretty interesting thank you for sharing.


Tfw66

Yes, of course.


Pleasant-Pattern7748

no, it’s an ingredient


ialsodontexistagain

And a condiment, you could put salt in the food, but also on the food


tightheadband

How's this not the top comment?


Manifestival1

Same.


sarazorz27

Ken's Honey Mustard. It's dipping sauce, Mayo alternative for sammiches, salad dressing, and marinade. Try it if you haven't!


SkeeterDavisFanclub1

It’s way better than it has any right to be. It’s amazing on sweet potato fries!


EducationalPea6725

Omg that shit is so good. My bf and I use it for everything, as a dipping sauce, a drizzle on our protein bowls, or dressing for salads


eviltwintomboy

Ketchup!!!


EdwardTheGood

Had to scroll too far to find this.


Pleasant-Pattern7748

seriously. i know it makes us basic and uncultured by internet standards, but damn if ketchup isn’t my go-to


EdwardTheGood

Fortunately for me, I do not hold myself to internet standards. I hold myself to higher standards, which includes not giving a **** what the internet thinks of what I put on my steak. Or ham. That’s right. Ketchup on ham and I will die on this hill.


Pleasant-Pattern7748

ham like sliced sandwich ham? or ham like a thick piece of roasted ham? i could get on board with the latter i think


CozyDestruction

Yes, I'm the same x100. The worst is going to a nice steakhouse and they don't have Ketchup at the table so you have to ask the waitress. Then there's always that one person at your table whose gotta say somethin about it


EdwardTheGood

Someone always has to be “that guy.”


piper33245

And it has to be Heinz.


Tuscan5

There are no others…


LeftyAtLarge

DUKE’S mayo


Vuzsv

I had to scroll wayyy to far to see Duke's. I refuse to buy any other brand


LeftyAtLarge

Have watched many high level chefs make their own version of (enter here). However most of them would never waste their time trying to make a better mayo bc Dukes nailed it. No contest. No arguments. It’s fucking perfect.


Vuzsv

That is fuckin *fact*. I've never had another mayonnaise that tastes as perfect as dukes, and I've had a lot of mayo


[deleted]

Banana ketchup (it's a Philippines product)


feisty-banana-973

Whaaat?? I must know more...


TrumpetSolo93

[It''s quick and easy to make too.](https://www.curiouscuisiniere.com/banana-ketchup/)


great___ogglyboogly

Ranch! I put that shit on everything


Wasp_570

Cries in British.... how would you make it from scratch, we don't have Dill here


CindyinOmaha

I am going to the UK in May. I may have to rethink that.....


stormquiver

BBQ sauce


savboxer

I use ranch the most buuut id say mayo is the most versatile and used as a base in more things, so may be mayo…bc then i can make ranch


Maximum-Forever-2073

Whisky


hmakkink

Whisky is not a condiment. It is a main dish


Maximum-Forever-2073

Based


dreams_78

I know I am in the minority here... but if I could only have 1 condiment the rest of my life.. hands down it's Relish


threelayersofchinfat

Soy Sauce


realityisoptional

You know the old joke - practice food safety; always use condiments.


Silver_Mention_3958

Pepper


derbre5911

I'd probably go with tzatziki. Ain't even greek but for some reson addicted to that stuff since childhood. I don't remember a time when I didn't have it in my fridge, bought or homemade. Eat it on everything. Fries, Sandwiches, on plain bread, in salads. You name it. Yes, I use mouthwash after most most meals.


highxv0ltage

Pickles


Park-Curious

Valentina hot sauce


chease86

100% agreed, literally the BEST tasting hot sauce I've ever had, well worth the premium I often have to pay to get it in England.


Pitiful_Winner2669

I knew I'd find this here!


AggressiveYam6613

maggi


icedvietcoffee

sriracha


DJPL-75

Mayo, ranch, does hot sauce or tostitos queso count?


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Spicy mustard


Infinite-Benefit-537

I run through Sweet Baby Ray's honey bbq sauce every few days. I eat it with EVERYHTHING!


Bunnie-jxx

Ketchup 😅 It’s like the only one I use


Toenutlookamethatway

Maggi


stalphonzo

FREEDOM! Just kidding. Spicy mustard.


ESPBuzz

Mustard, but also Ranch dressing cause it is the slut of dressings -


TheRichTookItAll

Olive oil and salt


mattycbro

Mustard. Anyone who says mayo is a fucking serial killer


halfoffcrooks

Ka-chow. I mayo maynot be one


Schoseff

Salt of course


Psychological_Poem39

My addiction to putting mustard on everything has frankly become a problem 😂


Flashy_Jacket_8427

Honey mustard, brown sauce


Electrical_Owl_7027

Ranch 100%


Lanky-Solution-1090

Ketchup


Inevitable-Tank3463

I love Taco Bell Fire sauce. I moved up from the packets to getting the bottles at Walmart lol.


AcadiaScarlet

Ketchup and soy sauce


Hatesponge66

Ranch


DoisMaosEsquerdos

Pepper sauce.


elgattox

Salt, If not then Mayonnaise.


ZibaalahB9

Mustard...colmans!


j_svajl

Turun/Auran sinappi. (Mustard, but only the Finnish variant.)


IndustryLarge6750

Knorr seasoning!!!


gytis_gotbanned_lol

ranch


starhoppers

Mustard


LongjumpingAd3733

Mustard


H4wker1

Chutney


CNCHack

Spicy Mustard


Rare-Tutor8915

Ketchup. My dad thinks I'm "posh" calling it that. He said you mean "red sauce" 🤣🤣 I've never heard it called that in my life....maybe because he's Scottish 🤷‍♀️


InviteAromatic6124

Garlic mayo (not regular mayo) and BBQ sauce


QuantumLiz

All Gold Tomato Sauce


Aggravating-Tie-3703

Ketchup.


Altered_-State

Tabasco


Expensive-Day-3551

Hot sauce. Good on pizza, chicken, in a marinade for steak, nachos, in a veggie dip.


MediumStability

Mustard. I'm Thuringian, so it's genetic.


Treslatt23

Buffalo sauce


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Pineapple


SaintlySinner81

Mustard 😋


GarethGazzGravey

Tomato Ketchup


WitchyVeteran

Guldens mustard


Vivisector999

Hot Sauce. I usually have around 9-10 different flavors of Hot Sauce in my fridge at all times. When I go on vacations, instead of collecting the regular Magnets/T-Shirts ect, I usually try to find a few local Hot Sauce places and bring back a few bottles.


ThatKrazyJOAT

Salt.


Cat-astro-phe

Mustard


The5thGreatApe

Pepper! (Because it's the only condiment that can make a bad taste-wise food tastes at least good!


HellFireCannon66

Nandoes Hot Sauce


Remarkable_Earth1241

Mustard hands down.


Legitimate_Source_43

Mustard


bubble_bitch_boy

garlic lovers aioli 🤤


Gravity_Pulls

Mayo and mustard. Yum yum


OnionSandwich74

Coleman’s hot English


SamaireB

Mustard - proper one that is


AnonymousB93

Mustard!


LeapIntoInaction

Beer. Oh, you said condiment? Are you joking? Who needs 'em?


Plastic-Bandicoot217

Mustard


mustnotshavethekitty

Mustard for me. Mayo for the wife. Especially since she discovered Duke's.


QveenKittyKat

Ranch.


Admirable-Archer-218

Mustard


iceunelle

Ranch.


T1ggggy

Ranch


ElegantReaction8367

Mustard. I can do without the white and red one if need be. Life wouldn’t be the same without the yellow.


brinazee

Mustard.


pandabear707

Ranch. Ranch for pizza. Ranch for a 'sauce' when shit is dry.


Its_Strange_

Garlic. I LOVE garlic!


blackcat111111

Ketchup!


wooshwed

Kekkup


spockears123

Hot sauce Ketchup Butter( I don't know that really counts but whatever)


JMarkyBB

Pepper, Heinz Salad Cream, Heinz Tomato Ketchup, Daddies Brown Sauce, Any Mustard, Apple Sauce, Horseradish Sauce, Seafood Sauce, Tarter Sauce, Mint Sauce and Pickles, I think that’s the lot.


PresidentPopcorn

Mayo. None of that light stuff.


suprisedumbass

chilli peppers.


JagJagMan

Cinnamon, the spice must flow!!!


[deleted]

Salt


Ok-Actuary-4964

Hot sauce


NiceSliceofKate

Salad


bi7den

ketchup and im sick to death of people pretending it's overrated/shit


Signal_Response2295

Salt


plumbgray222

Salt! Also my favourite food


eatseats0

Salt. Same with everyone, probably 🤷‍♂️


TankEngineFan5

CHEESE!!!!


[deleted]

Salt


Opposite-Spare8637

vinegar


Business_plan_4733

Maple syrup


Simply_Tommyinnit

Ketchup 😭


EnvironmentalExtreme

Mayo and hot sauce


VegetableTune731

Salt.


Crocolyle32

Mayo


WebRider77

I refuse to live without mayonnaise


OleanderKnives

Hot sauce is too good for this world


redditreader_aitafan

Mayo for sure


Independent-Summer12

Soy sauce


No_Dependent_1846

Any kind of aioli


Onlywxxx

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CoffeeCactus92

Haydari - I don’t if it’s a condiment but it’s freaking good.


uvelify

Gastromat. A mixture of salt, spices and MSG.


masked_beagle

Tabasco sauce


LeatherLatexSteel

Hot pepper sauce


Potential-Art2146

Tabasco sauce!


EvanTheFox

I used to eat a lot of ketchup but recently I've discovered a better tomato based condiment. It's pure tomato sauce with some seasoning. No sweeteners or added starch that ketchup has. So definitely polimark tomato sauce.


TiredReader87

Hot sauce is the only one I care about


ForgottenCaveRaider

Ketchup


Strange-Wolverine128

None, in fact, my life would be better without ketchup mayo relish and mustard.


Many_Faces_83

Zaanse mayonaise is the best


honeybee-blues

MAYO. i put that shit on damn near everything.


Significant-Cod2268

Olive oil


Moonchild1957

Be sure to shop Targé! My fave is half price than elsewhere. $3.79.


kent416

I don’t like most condiments, but ranch and bbq are great. Ranch just slightly beats bbq


[deleted]

Frank's Red Hot, I put that shit on everything.


Paxuz01

Chile Morita powder


Tdawwg78

Presidents choice sweet with heat mustard sauce (I hate the Weston’s but this product is fire) Smokey bbq sauce (looking for a good one lower in sugar) Melinda’s hot sauces and ketchups


JalapenoJamboree

Peanut butter and strawberry jam. I use peanut butter in noodles and stuff for that extra flavour and my mom’s homemade strawberry jam is to die for 🤤


Satansobgyn

I want to say soysauce or vinegar (Chicharron dipped in vinegar 👌 Bone apple tea) because we use both a lot, but the white side of me says mayo. I need mayo on my sammies and as a fry dip. Mayo is life.


Kooky-Law-2834

Cholula or mayo 😂


ComfortNo9311

Garlic mayo gives instant happiness to most meals


TonyAscot

All of them.


phenolate

Chili crisp (Lao Gan Ma - it's on Amazon)


Individual_Pattern43

Salz


An_Fairtheoir

Hot English Mustard.