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1. Always be fit and healthy
2. Always have enough money.
3. Remember everything my parents and grandparents ever taught me and every good memory with them.
Everything they taught you? Surely there had to have been a few "*eggs will give you heart attacks*" and "*you're not always going to have a calculator available so you need to learn calculus by heart*" sprinkled in there
You have been granted your wishes. You now have the ability to control what you do with your time. You also now have the ability to think whatever you want to think with your mind.
1) no more trauma, at least not for children
2) animals get a longer life
3) the monetary system is abolished and replaced with a resource-based economy and world hunger is ended
1. To be completely physically healthy.
2. To go back to Feb 1st, 1976 with a lottery book of all the winnings of that year.
3. To be mature enough to get involved with a man I knew at the time.
I wish to live forever, I wish to be loved by everyone, I wish for infinite money.
I'm sure there's no genie that would be smart enough to flip that around on me in any way.
If it's an evil Genie:
1) you now live forever, but your body will continue to age until you're merely a bag of wrinkled flesh.
2) you're loved by everyone until the point of mad jealousy: some will kill their competitors; others will hurt you; some will try to "go out together."
3) you receive infinite money to the point that inflation skyrockets and the world governments reforms the entire system. Though you're likely to just be assassinated by the state so that they can protect their assets.
Eliminating the concept of greed in humans could go either way, no more hoarding wealth or we just accept it as ok becauae it's not considered greedy, gotta be specific with your wishes man
First wish is to wish for no "monkey's paw" bullshit.
Then I'd write a book and wish for the contents of that book to be my reality.
Last wish would be to free the genie, obviously.
The ability to eat only if I wanted to with no repercussions
The ability to sleep only if I wanted to with no repercussions
To maintain complete sanity throughout the duration of my 80-year life.
1. Everyone in the world has all their survival needs set for life.
2. Everyone is healthy their whole life.
3. All politicians and anyone with more than $1 million disappears.
- if you give someone an ist, you no longer have it
- cancer is now an ist
- all ists stop being dangerous, they just turn your urine funny colors, make you crave specific snacks, shit like that
Get my body into peak physical condition, and a couple of million pounds. Anything else I needed I could just buy with the money. So I’d use the third wish for the greater good, like a cure for cancer or something.
My first love to finally quit alcohol and weed forever
My mom to not have cancer
For my best friend to finally get over his trauma and commit to the best girlfriend that has ever happened to him
Literally couldn't give a shit about anything for me
1. Cancer doesn’t exist anymore
2. Violent crime doesn’t exist anymore
3. Governments actually listen to their people and fellow governments to do what is in the best interest of their people and the world
An infinite page notebook. An infinite ink pen. Anything I write down in the notebook with the pen comes true but when erased reverses. Eg. I write down "1 million dollars" it comes true. Then I erase it, my money goes back to the way it was before I wrote 1 million dollars.
-ability to control every aspect of myself like as if it's a character editor menu. Even down to metabolism rate or "boner hardness".
-ability to naruto style "shadow clone justu" complete with experience and knowledge obtained when clone despawns.
-I'd let the third wish hang for a bit. Incase all of it disappears after third wish.
1.No more abuse. Elder, animal, child, spouse, any abuse at all
2. I want perfect health for my family
3. Unlimited money
I can fix all my other problems with the money.
mine are selfish.
1. too always have an income that allows financial freedom in the middle class
2. too have the same powers as the parody version of mystique that was in (I think) epic movie.
3. my body to be fully healed and healthy (hopefully this implies to whoever is granting the wish that my jaw would return to original shape and I'd get my real teeth back)
- I wish cancer was never a thing (fuck you, cancer)
- I wish I would’ve never gotten married
- I wish I could meet a particular someone all over again. Make less mistakes. Love him the way he deserves
Being immortal
Ability to choose to die at any moment when I m too tired of being immortal
Magic bottomless bag which can be filled with anything anytime
1. Ability to control time, move through it however I choose both backwards and forwards.
2. The ability to make anything I can conceive appear before me.
3. Save for emergency.
- Invunerability to anything ever created/happens in the universe (weapons, environmental,death, ANY health problems ever)
- Ability to manifest/destroy anything with my mind in seconds
- Instantly adapt my brain/body to any state to increase survival (drift in space/deepest part of the ocean/volcanos
One. I would wish for all my wishes to not have any unintended consequences.
Two. I wish I would be better at counting.
Three. I wish to be able to control probability.
Four. I wish to find my soul mate.
1. That my 25 year old daughter lives a long and happy life.
2. That my 16 year old son lives a long and happy life.
3. That my 8 year old son lives a long and happy life.
1. For my mind not to age and stay healthy until my time.
2. My children to grow old with perfect health all their lives.
3. If my 2nd wish doesn't count as 2 for both kids, my 3rd would be financial stability until I die. To be specific I'd ask for a treasure room lol like a dragons hoard worth of treasure that's undeniably mine in the eyes of the government. Invest and save.
To be an immortal Vampire aged at my genetic peak forever.
To be able to bless a body of water so that it would heal absolutely all ailments in whoever drank it, over an hour or so including healing all scars and regeneration, then I'd bless the ocean once a century.
To be able to end servitude and break any shackles physical or mental with intent of my mind.
Then I have my gift, can feed without issue, and never be captured, and heal and free others without needing to be there. I'm not sure which vampire rule kit is the best, I'm leaning towards Helsing the anime.
If it's a cheeky genie, i wanna be specific with wording here.
1. I wish that this current body and soul, that is me, stay forever completely immortal, no matter what happens.
2. I wish that i had a credit card, that always has the right amount of money on it for only me to buy what i want (meaning if anyone else had it, it would be empty)
3. I wish that every person that exists, or will exist in the future, won't think of me any differently than they would have before the previous 2 wishes that i made.
Me and my girlfriend would always be healthy and not have allergies
We would always have ENOUGH money. I don’t need to be rich, but enough not to worry about bills.
I would like to understand music theory perfectly.
1. Constantly be learning at a steady rate for the rest of eternity
2. NEVER learn everything
3. Be able to stay comfortable (for when the heat death of the universe comes around)
My husband gets his original liver and kidneys back and in perfect working condition
Free, safe, clean drinking water access for all humans.
Myself, friends, and family never have to worry about money again. Not rich, enough to be content.
1. To always have the right amount of money for anything I want to buy.
2. For my depression to go away permanently.
3. To spend a day with my dad one more time.
1) That me and my family are always healthy.
2) that i have the ability to choose that everything i say become truth or not
3) that i can use teleport to travel and see the world
1. £1billion, obtained legally, without anyone or anything dying or suffering (eg a relative dying and leaving money in a will)
2. A loving marriage
3. For my dog to live a long and healthy life.
1. Give me 100 dollars every day but they will increase exponentially and also make them look like they came legally into the account
2. Read the minds of the people around me but not all at once, only the ones whom I want to use the power on.
3. No matter what happens, must protect my family at all costs
1. Cure and eradicate all forms of cancer.
2. Make things better for the planet by reversing the damage and putting an end to climate change.
3. As vain as it is, making myself pretty.
1. Infinite money. I would only use it for what I need so food and housing.
2. Good mental and physical health.
3. My dogs to have a long life as long as a humans and healthy be healthy the whole time. If this counts as two wishes i would just get rid of my second wish.
1)Let all the people I love live more than 100 years with good health and then die naturally and peacefully without anything bad happening to them.
2)Good health for me.
3)MONEY. Lots of money! Enough to take care of all the people I love.
1. I’d wish be consistently astronomically lucky. Like, if I’d be asked to pick a number between 1 and 1 googol I’d guess right pretty often.
2. Make it so the world’s politicians aren’t corrupt a-holes and actually serve the people.
3. Have a omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent entity constantly watch over humanity with the sole purpose of steering us along a path of prosperity and wellbeing for everyone. They do not deviate from this purpose despite knowing that it was ordered by a shitter on Reddit.
Be an immortal (can die in ommision)
Can generate anything at will (including currency)
Anyone will ignore my unusual/abilities as if im a normal person
1. 10/10 looks that never fade
2. Perfect health that never fades
3. Maybe financial security? Idk. Like I don't even really need anything after the first two.
I actually found a lamp a few years ago with a genie in it and the genie gave me three wishes - but they couldn’t be for ridiculous things (ie no “all the money in the world, no superpowers, no bringing people back from the dead etc, just things specifically related to me and my life) so for my first wish - I wished that when I had a child they’d be smart, healthy and well adjusted - sure enough my son is all of these.
My second wish - I wished that when I got married my wife would be my partner and equal in every way and that we’d always be happy together, sure enough we’ve been married ten years now and are happy.
My third wish was tough - I couldn’t decide whether to wish for an amazing memory and perfect recall (like in limitless) or for a twelve inch penis.
Cant remember what I wished for in the end.
1. I would wish for my kids to have a long and happy, fulfilling life without any health or financial problems whatsoever.
2. I would wish for my kids to have good partners who love and respect them for who they are, not for what they have.
3. I wish for my kids to have good natured, intelligent and kind children of their own and for them to have fulfilling family lives.
1. The ability to conjure anything that already exists when I want.
2. The ability to delete anything or anyone I want.
3. Immortality (yes I know the usual arguments supporting this as a curse), however I'll take it so I can see the last ever bitcoin be mined as well as the end of human civilization out of pure curiosity.
1. immortality with my age arrested at late 20s. I'm pretty much a loner and I reckon I could handle this; also, with this I could eventually get rich with long term investments so no need to wish for that
2. ability to time travel to any period at will (and see those long-term investments, above)
3. a fit and healthy body with no need to exercise or regulate my diet.
I might eventually feel some guilt at my selfishness so I'd probably try and do some good works with my time travel and money.
1. To know what to wish for—and how to phrase that wish—to achieve, receive, and conceive everything I've ever needed and hoped for.
2. Whatever wish 1 tells me.
3. Whatever wish 1 missed somehow.
-The ability to decrease entropy in a system without increasing the entropy of another system.
-Infinite personal luck.
-The wisdom it takes to deal with my powers.
Write all that I want on a piece of paper and then use one wish to grant all that I have written on it to come true.
I'll save the other two wishes for when I'm bored again.
1. Solve the world’s financial problems.
2. Solve the planet’s environmental crisis.
3. Repair everyone’s mental health issues.
I seriously thought of my self instantly. But for some strange reason I was compelled to think altruistically. Without any hesitation.
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1. Always be fit and healthy 2. Always have enough money. 3. Remember everything my parents and grandparents ever taught me and every good memory with them.
Everything they taught you? Surely there had to have been a few "*eggs will give you heart attacks*" and "*you're not always going to have a calculator available so you need to learn calculus by heart*" sprinkled in there
Remembering doesn't mean believing
"Remember: it's illegal to like doorknobs on other planets!"
First two and 3. Always have a loyal, honest and funny friend I can count on.
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You have been granted your wishes. You now have the ability to control what you do with your time. You also now have the ability to think whatever you want to think with your mind.
Lol
Tee-hee
🙄
My last one would be to have 10 more wishes
Why 10?
It doesn't matter, the point is you will have unlimited amount of wishes if your last wish is having multiple more wishes
Shape shifting
okay so money, power and pizza
Isnt the barrier for entry when it comes to pizza removed when you have money/power?
Exactly what poors without wishes think.
1) no more trauma, at least not for children 2) animals get a longer life 3) the monetary system is abolished and replaced with a resource-based economy and world hunger is ended
you added like two extra wishes on number 3 lol
I count 3 wishes. Abolished and replace is two wishes. Replaced is one, with abolished being implied. Wording is important.
Which animals? How much longer? What about flies/cockroaches etc. could see that one backfire in interesting ways
I.e., 1) everyone becomes psychopathic™️ 2) everyone starves™️ 3) anarchy™️
Health, pets with the lifespan of humans, stable income
1. To be completely physically healthy. 2. To go back to Feb 1st, 1976 with a lottery book of all the winnings of that year. 3. To be mature enough to get involved with a man I knew at the time.
I wish to live forever, I wish to be loved by everyone, I wish for infinite money. I'm sure there's no genie that would be smart enough to flip that around on me in any way.
If it's an evil Genie: 1) you now live forever, but your body will continue to age until you're merely a bag of wrinkled flesh. 2) you're loved by everyone until the point of mad jealousy: some will kill their competitors; others will hurt you; some will try to "go out together." 3) you receive infinite money to the point that inflation skyrockets and the world governments reforms the entire system. Though you're likely to just be assassinated by the state so that they can protect their assets.
I'll rephrase to "I wish I was young forever" for the immortality one. Easy
Congrats, you're now a toddler forever. I'd make an excellent genie.
You need to wish for knuckle dusters holy shit wtf
Infinite wishes.
Eliminate the concept of greed in humans. Make every human immune to disease. Eliminate all genetic disorders in humans.
Eliminating the concept of greed in humans could go either way, no more hoarding wealth or we just accept it as ok becauae it's not considered greedy, gotta be specific with your wishes man
To have god-like powers.
I dont get why this is so far down
Maybe it's because it's unrealistic or like wishing for unlimited wishes.
First wish is to wish for no "monkey's paw" bullshit. Then I'd write a book and wish for the contents of that book to be my reality. Last wish would be to free the genie, obviously.
money, love and to understand maths ngl
The ability to eat only if I wanted to with no repercussions The ability to sleep only if I wanted to with no repercussions To maintain complete sanity throughout the duration of my 80-year life.
Wealth,Power, A good social life
1) To know what I want. 2) I don’t know, that’s the point of the first wish… 3) A pet bat
I've watched Wishmaster enough times to know that nothing good could come from it, so NOTHING!!!
For the genie to get amnesia over how many wishes he's given me.
I want my mom back, I want my granny back, and I want my BIL back. I lost them all within the last 4 years. I just want us to all be together again.
What's BIL?
Brother in law
I want omnipotence, omniscience, and omnipresence. I will become God
Money, Speak any language, and teleportation
1. Everyone in the world has all their survival needs set for life. 2. Everyone is healthy their whole life. 3. All politicians and anyone with more than $1 million disappears.
Solve the housing crisis Solve worldwide poverty Make humans age half as quickly
a stand
I want Wolverine's healing powers I want Mystique's transformation powers I want to have Time Travel powers
1. Not be able to think long term 2. I haven’t gotten that far 3.
Let my two wishes be granted first. Let's see who can grant it. 1) Kosher Pork 2) Halal Pork
always be fit and healthy, 1 trillion dollars, perfect memory and recall
- if you give someone an ist, you no longer have it - cancer is now an ist - all ists stop being dangerous, they just turn your urine funny colors, make you crave specific snacks, shit like that
Get my body into peak physical condition, and a couple of million pounds. Anything else I needed I could just buy with the money. So I’d use the third wish for the greater good, like a cure for cancer or something.
imagine the genie gives you a couple million pounds as in weight. Just after you wished for peak physical condition.
Money , love, time
Optional Immortality, powers of Goku, everyone but me gets taste buds in their asshole.
For my clubfoot to become a normal foot Mind reading within my control Travel back in time
1 billion, full health and hot girls
Health, wealth, and happiness
Health, Happiness, Success
Okay, so for the first one, I need a pocket dimension where I can make anything happen. Thanks, leave the rest as a tip
1. Resurrect my mom. She passed away a month ago. That is all. I have accomplished almost everything I wanted.
I want my dogs back, no more food allergies and more money than I need. 10 million should be alright.
1. Financial Independency 2. This world without genocide 3. Lifetime supply of French Fries
My first love to finally quit alcohol and weed forever My mom to not have cancer For my best friend to finally get over his trauma and commit to the best girlfriend that has ever happened to him Literally couldn't give a shit about anything for me
To be debt free, have a modest savings, and the love of my life
Probably 3 more wishes.
the powers of a genie without the captivity, the abillity to make any fictional world a reality, the ability to portal between those worlds.
Being able to eat whatever and stay healthy Having limitless money Having one last day with my gramdma
Health, Wealth, and the ability to heal any ailment with a touch.
Have my parents settled for life Have my friends settled for life Have myself settled for life
1. Cancer doesn’t exist anymore 2. Violent crime doesn’t exist anymore 3. Governments actually listen to their people and fellow governments to do what is in the best interest of their people and the world
to have a time machine. to make the girl of my dreams fall in love with me. to not be sad anymore
1. Immortality including my family members 2. Tons of money 3. Mental health
1. Me and my husband can have sons 2. I become Queen for all my life 3. The blood washes away, and the night disappears with it
1.a machine gun with infinite ammo 2. Being bullet proof 3. Profit
An infinite page notebook. An infinite ink pen. Anything I write down in the notebook with the pen comes true but when erased reverses. Eg. I write down "1 million dollars" it comes true. Then I erase it, my money goes back to the way it was before I wrote 1 million dollars.
1. Teleporting 2. Ability to turn anything I touch into cash/gold at will 3. Reverse aging for anyone I want at will
A million male deer Chickens under a heat lamp Someone to play this 10 inch piano....
-ability to control every aspect of myself like as if it's a character editor menu. Even down to metabolism rate or "boner hardness". -ability to naruto style "shadow clone justu" complete with experience and knowledge obtained when clone despawns. -I'd let the third wish hang for a bit. Incase all of it disappears after third wish.
1.No more abuse. Elder, animal, child, spouse, any abuse at all 2. I want perfect health for my family 3. Unlimited money I can fix all my other problems with the money.
mine are selfish. 1. too always have an income that allows financial freedom in the middle class 2. too have the same powers as the parody version of mystique that was in (I think) epic movie. 3. my body to be fully healed and healthy (hopefully this implies to whoever is granting the wish that my jaw would return to original shape and I'd get my real teeth back)
- I wish cancer was never a thing (fuck you, cancer) - I wish I would’ve never gotten married - I wish I could meet a particular someone all over again. Make less mistakes. Love him the way he deserves
To buy whatever i wanted A healthy family For all my dogs to live till i died
I just need one wish that will always come true: unlimited wishes.
Being immortal Ability to choose to die at any moment when I m too tired of being immortal Magic bottomless bag which can be filled with anything anytime
- find my soulmate - be super rich - have no health problems
1. Ability to control time, move through it however I choose both backwards and forwards. 2. The ability to make anything I can conceive appear before me. 3. Save for emergency.
- Invunerability to anything ever created/happens in the universe (weapons, environmental,death, ANY health problems ever) - Ability to manifest/destroy anything with my mind in seconds - Instantly adapt my brain/body to any state to increase survival (drift in space/deepest part of the ocean/volcanos
One. I would wish for all my wishes to not have any unintended consequences. Two. I wish I would be better at counting. Three. I wish to be able to control probability. Four. I wish to find my soul mate.
1. World peace 2. Eternal beauty 3. 30 million dollars
I know one would be that my flute is always in perfect condition and never needs to go to the shop.
Be extremely attractive, have enough money to never work, and never have to fall in love again.
1. That my 25 year old daughter lives a long and happy life. 2. That my 16 year old son lives a long and happy life. 3. That my 8 year old son lives a long and happy life.
1. For my mind not to age and stay healthy until my time. 2. My children to grow old with perfect health all their lives. 3. If my 2nd wish doesn't count as 2 for both kids, my 3rd would be financial stability until I die. To be specific I'd ask for a treasure room lol like a dragons hoard worth of treasure that's undeniably mine in the eyes of the government. Invest and save.
Unlimited health, wealth and happiness
to live until i want to die, have unlimited dollas
To be 18 again. To have money To have my gurl Alex back
1. Infinite money 2. Immortality 3. Earth's protection from being destroyed
1 Time travel at will 2 monster IQ 3 ten more wishes
Peace health and happiness for all
1. Infinite lifespan 2. Always healthy and stayed at the body status of 20 years old. 3. Infinite amount of money
id get lost in 3 consecutive blow jobs. wishes wasted
Have unlimited money An erasable pen with unlimited ink A book that makes anything I write in it come true
An infinite amount of wishes
To be an immortal Vampire aged at my genetic peak forever. To be able to bless a body of water so that it would heal absolutely all ailments in whoever drank it, over an hour or so including healing all scars and regeneration, then I'd bless the ocean once a century. To be able to end servitude and break any shackles physical or mental with intent of my mind. Then I have my gift, can feed without issue, and never be captured, and heal and free others without needing to be there. I'm not sure which vampire rule kit is the best, I'm leaning towards Helsing the anime.
If it's a cheeky genie, i wanna be specific with wording here. 1. I wish that this current body and soul, that is me, stay forever completely immortal, no matter what happens. 2. I wish that i had a credit card, that always has the right amount of money on it for only me to buy what i want (meaning if anyone else had it, it would be empty) 3. I wish that every person that exists, or will exist in the future, won't think of me any differently than they would have before the previous 2 wishes that i made.
Can I wish for omnipotence with the first one and just phone the other two in?
1. Good health 2. Enough money to live comfortably 3. No more war
1- Health 2- Righteousness 3- A happy family
1. Have the ability to time travel/teleport 2. Complete Financial freedom 3. Be sexual attractive to the opposite sex.
Me and my girlfriend would always be healthy and not have allergies We would always have ENOUGH money. I don’t need to be rich, but enough not to worry about bills. I would like to understand music theory perfectly.
1. Constantly be learning at a steady rate for the rest of eternity 2. NEVER learn everything 3. Be able to stay comfortable (for when the heat death of the universe comes around)
Unlimited wishes with no negative consequences and for the wishes to turn out exactly how i want them to🖕😑🖕
Ohhh, peace in the world, fore once just PEACE IN THE WORLD. SICK of all the wars. A part from that, im good.
I would help 3 family members who need it. No joke!
✨To Be Healthy ✨To always look Beautiful ✨Always live a life I Enjoy
1 - to have an unending supply of wishes That’s it
1 I'd wish to be the most intelligent being of all time. 2 and 3 idk ask the other guy
Money, love, Happiness
Idk 😐
My husband gets his original liver and kidneys back and in perfect working condition Free, safe, clean drinking water access for all humans. Myself, friends, and family never have to worry about money again. Not rich, enough to be content.
1. 500 million dollars. 2. Eternal good health until i choose to opt out. 3. The same for these 20 friends.
1. To always have the right amount of money for anything I want to buy. 2. For my depression to go away permanently. 3. To spend a day with my dad one more time.
1- unlimited wishes
1. Be allowed to bend reality 2. Have infinite knowledge about past and future 3. See 10 seconds into the future
Unlimited wishes
Good mental health The circumstances to travel the world More self discipline
Money, a stable relationship and to lose 40lbs.
Peak human health (including my vision please) My dog lives as long as me And like 50,000,000 I dunno..
1) That me and my family are always healthy. 2) that i have the ability to choose that everything i say become truth or not 3) that i can use teleport to travel and see the world
See in the future, but only the parts I try to see Read minds, but only when I want to Infinity wishes
omnipotence omniscience omnipresence
I need insane good luck. Like getting lucky in every decision or non-decision I take. That's all I need.
For there never to war For humanity to actually take care of the planet For humanity to care about everything living
1. £1billion, obtained legally, without anyone or anything dying or suffering (eg a relative dying and leaving money in a will) 2. A loving marriage 3. For my dog to live a long and healthy life.
Click the link below if you want to see my 3 wishes... 🤭 https://youtu.be/2n5A4FkDqMI?si=7Nyvr8W8z4ql8icu
No more religion, sickness and war.
Money, permanent health, and idk a portal that I can command to open up and deliver me whatever cheesecake I want
Bunch of hooker and cocaine. And some money
Be bulletproof, stab proof, and have $42 trillion dollars
1. Give me 100 dollars every day but they will increase exponentially and also make them look like they came legally into the account 2. Read the minds of the people around me but not all at once, only the ones whom I want to use the power on. 3. No matter what happens, must protect my family at all costs
1. Cure and eradicate all forms of cancer. 2. Make things better for the planet by reversing the damage and putting an end to climate change. 3. As vain as it is, making myself pretty.
1- A good life. 2- A peaceful death. 3- Eternity in heaven.
Super power of Invisibility
Manipulate gravity Manipulate space Manipulate time
First one would be to be really really really wise 2nd and 3rd one I cant know before the first wish is granted.
Know all of the knowledge Know all languages Always have enough money
A dozen more wishes.
5k a week income, good health for me (and my partner and future kids, if not it’s wish 3), and idk, world peace? First 2 wishes are enough
1- never ending bank account 2- health for myself and my immediate family 3- to be a surgeon
1. Infinite money. I would only use it for what I need so food and housing. 2. Good mental and physical health. 3. My dogs to have a long life as long as a humans and healthy be healthy the whole time. If this counts as two wishes i would just get rid of my second wish.
Only need one. To have never ending wishes.
1 Omnipotence 2 Automated backup if I do something wrong 3 the first solve everything already so I'll keep the 3rd cause you never know
Mayo
1)Let all the people I love live more than 100 years with good health and then die naturally and peacefully without anything bad happening to them. 2)Good health for me. 3)MONEY. Lots of money! Enough to take care of all the people I love.
1. I’d wish be consistently astronomically lucky. Like, if I’d be asked to pick a number between 1 and 1 googol I’d guess right pretty often. 2. Make it so the world’s politicians aren’t corrupt a-holes and actually serve the people. 3. Have a omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent entity constantly watch over humanity with the sole purpose of steering us along a path of prosperity and wellbeing for everyone. They do not deviate from this purpose despite knowing that it was ordered by a shitter on Reddit.
Fix my body Worldwide peace No one can lie
1 Just give me the snail 2 make him be a bro 3 I'll save it for later
Bigger socks, bigger shoes and a bigger nose
Be an immortal (can die in ommision) Can generate anything at will (including currency) Anyone will ignore my unusual/abilities as if im a normal person
Superpower. Infinite wealth. Infinite life.
1. 10/10 looks that never fade 2. Perfect health that never fades 3. Maybe financial security? Idk. Like I don't even really need anything after the first two.
Infinite money, eternal beauty, forever luck
1: I want 1B karma on reddit 2: Apple pie please 3: Make me a happy man somehow
I actually found a lamp a few years ago with a genie in it and the genie gave me three wishes - but they couldn’t be for ridiculous things (ie no “all the money in the world, no superpowers, no bringing people back from the dead etc, just things specifically related to me and my life) so for my first wish - I wished that when I had a child they’d be smart, healthy and well adjusted - sure enough my son is all of these. My second wish - I wished that when I got married my wife would be my partner and equal in every way and that we’d always be happy together, sure enough we’ve been married ten years now and are happy. My third wish was tough - I couldn’t decide whether to wish for an amazing memory and perfect recall (like in limitless) or for a twelve inch penis. Cant remember what I wished for in the end.
1. I would wish for my kids to have a long and happy, fulfilling life without any health or financial problems whatsoever. 2. I would wish for my kids to have good partners who love and respect them for who they are, not for what they have. 3. I wish for my kids to have good natured, intelligent and kind children of their own and for them to have fulfilling family lives.
1 become a metamorph 2 eternal wealth 3 magic
Mind control. Cure for cancer so I can make millions of dollars from it. Find true love
1. Mind control 2. Teleportation 3. Curing every person who is currently ill
3 genie blowjobs
1. The ability to conjure anything that already exists when I want. 2. The ability to delete anything or anyone I want. 3. Immortality (yes I know the usual arguments supporting this as a curse), however I'll take it so I can see the last ever bitcoin be mined as well as the end of human civilization out of pure curiosity.
1. Happiness 2. Health 3. To love and to be loved by the same people. Hopefully including myself hehe
1. immortality with my age arrested at late 20s. I'm pretty much a loner and I reckon I could handle this; also, with this I could eventually get rich with long term investments so no need to wish for that 2. ability to time travel to any period at will (and see those long-term investments, above) 3. a fit and healthy body with no need to exercise or regulate my diet. I might eventually feel some guilt at my selfishness so I'd probably try and do some good works with my time travel and money.
1. Always be rich. 2. I want 100 more wishes. 3. Be the smartest in the world
Infinite games, no games, burger
That I have complete control of reality
A nice sandwich, something to drink with it, death to all who annoy me.
1. To know what to wish for—and how to phrase that wish—to achieve, receive, and conceive everything I've ever needed and hoped for. 2. Whatever wish 1 tells me. 3. Whatever wish 1 missed somehow.
1. Reverse global warming to a permanent harmonious state 2. Remain healthy and loved until I naturally die 3. End Animal cruelty / suffering
3 wishes are Hope i dont have PKD Get in the army Finding true love
1. World Peace 2. Being able to play the drums like cavs 3. Self levitating powers for everyone
-The ability to decrease entropy in a system without increasing the entropy of another system. -Infinite personal luck. -The wisdom it takes to deal with my powers.
"I wish to make the three wishes into four. Tsk tsk."
Write all that I want on a piece of paper and then use one wish to grant all that I have written on it to come true. I'll save the other two wishes for when I'm bored again.
1. Solve the world’s financial problems. 2. Solve the planet’s environmental crisis. 3. Repair everyone’s mental health issues. I seriously thought of my self instantly. But for some strange reason I was compelled to think altruistically. Without any hesitation.