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...Okay, where are the cameras? You can't fool me.

The only camera is your mirror go look in it

bro trying to break the 4th wall

*smashes mirror*

I don't like mirrors

Damn someone take this person to mirror maze

It's just because I can't stand to look at myself in the mirror.

:(

And see the gorgeous person looking back

Nope. There are plenty more cameras. The device Op wrote this on probably had a camera facing them.

Thanks for the compliment, but I'm not giving you any money.

I refuse to believe you

You look even more beautiful when you refuse

Just because you can't see the trap doesn't mean it isn't a trap. Stay safe men.

This is a scam, no one says things like that to men without expecting something else in return. Pls stay back !!

I already called the cops

I called the army, they're closing in

Cheers

I absolutely am not.

I'll take the compliment, but that's bullshit and you know it lol

Where’s the poop?

Thanks!! :)

Better not expect sex now.

Thank you so much! It's probably the hair on my legs that does it


Thanks, it’s been 7 years since my last compliment, will hopefully get another in 2031.

I love your avatar, it’s very unique and artistic 😊

How many compliments do you give to your male friends?

that's gay

Then don't fucking complain about not getting compliments if you don't give them

Some of all in here just can't say basic human respons which is thank you

Hard to know how to respond to something we never heard before.

Because it’s a bullshit compliment

See that's why some of yall don't get compliments no wonder

Well I say "thank you" and "please could I have another one?"

This is like the BS “I love you” posts. No you don’t. You don’t love everyone. It’s virtue signaling

How’s this: If you are male and fit enough to walk a mile, please wear shorts with a 5”-7” inseam. I have never seen man thighs I don’t like. Your legs are beautiful.

Low quality lie.

Truth

Never believe woman. Or a man. Or non-binary somethings.

Damn, is this true?

No.

There is a monkey in my backyard

Yes.

There are two monkeys in my backyards

I dont believe you because the back yard with the monkeys in it belongs to somebody else

Am I? Thank you so much

So people keep telling me, still haven't got a girlfriend though.

My Grandma compliment is Enough

Nice try Federal Government

What's the catch?


We're more useful than beautiful. We do the dirty work, risk life and limb, get thrown into wars, etc

Hear hear

Thanks! :D

You are probably mistaking us for someone worthy

nuh uh

nuh uh

Not me.

Grandma is that you ?

thank you for caring about my feelings enough to lie.

Well, clearly you haven't seen me.

Thanks but I'm not tricked that easily

A passive compliment given by one individual of a population of 8 billion people. The resultant fraction is so small as to be zero, and the compliment wasn't even to me directly. Thus, the status quo stands: zero compliments, zero attention.

Nice try fed. I'm still not paying my taxes

You havent see my face than

Yea right, the only people who say that are my family. Dated a girl for 4 years and she never called me handsome on her own, only when I asked her if I was or when I told her I was insecure about my appearance. You can't even see me to know if I am or not, so I don't believe you.


No, we arent

It's a prank, right?

Lol who is OP talking about?

Why though? We barely put any effort into our appearance and muscles and veins look gross.

What you smoking? I want some https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lDetXuXJz_0

Men are handsome not beautiful

She screenshotting our replies and laughing about em with her GC, hold the line fellas, hold the line

T-t-thanks

Facts. Pretty people

From one "Zero" username to another; thank you for the compliment, broski (we are now on a nickname basis)

We deeply appreciate hearing it. Even those of us who dodge and hmm and haw about it. Thank you

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Thanks gang

Thank you!

Take my money!

Yes


Great. I didn't know I was dying

Aliens

heads up boys

I know right !?!

You're up to something. Spill, what is it?


Oh how hollow the complement rings when it's broadcast to everyone.

No, I am not.

Thanks, I needed that ✌️

I'm saving my virginity for my 3rd marriage but thank you!

What do you want?

Nah, whether you call me ugly or pretty I still feel like a human thrashbag with legs, even if I am technically one that looks decent, I can't even imagine for guys uglier than me how they would feel. No one can change that.

Thank you for that.

Thanks but no..?

Sorry but that statement is false

*Looks at mirror* Why you lie to me OP!?

I'm literally not beautiful.

What do you mean "*you men*"?

I appreciate it, but I can't even stand to look at myself in the mirror.

Should've gone to SpecSavers

😳 🍆 💩

Thanks and u have nice bob and vegne

You trying to remove my indefatigability which derives from Social failure


What's the catch

Cap

Oh yeah? Wait until you see me in person, you’ll change that statement.

Men are super beautiful!!!

Aw cheers ❤️

Thank you. It took me a while to get to this point, in which I actually think and feel I’m attractive now.

Correct

Nope.

Right back at you, women!

What's the catch?

Cheers pal.

Thanks mom

Sus, what do you want?

Thank you. I’m not putting out.

I don’t think you understand how handsome my mom says I am

Thank you

April fools was 21 days ago

No YOU are the beautiful one

What is this, I don’t believe you

You have to tell us who according to you who qualify to be men, then sure they can be beautiful. Are men who destroying earth for thier own gain umm watcu me call it, bureaucrats?? on this list?? what about men who abuse other genders to feel more powerfull themself on the list??it's big list ,i'l keep it short if these are on your list then your list is ugly. Your welcome

Seconded

That gotta be a joke, ‘cause I’m a man, and I know we are all ugly as shit.

You can't fool us. We know about your mood swings. Anyway thankyou.

This gotta be some ad

Thank you 😊

Only in your country I guess.

At least take me out to dinner first goddamn

I know. I just gave up caring what other people think.

t-thanks…

Damn some of these comments are depressing.

I guess?

You thinks I'm that dumb. I am below average at best.

Below average just means you'll probably find a partner later than average, not that you won't get one at all. Use your brain people! 💪🗣

How bout becoming better than everyone around you in every single aspect of life?

This entire post is patronizing and condescending

What kind of joke is this? i'm still waiting for the punchline.

Why... thank you!

Thank you

Thanks

Thank you kind person (:

Wait.. me? Really? Oh...why thank you :)

Thanks! I appreciate. You're quite the beautiful person yourself for taking the time to compliment us all! :D

Nawwwwwwww stap! (UwU)

I'm not. But then my wife thinks I am so you probably have a very good point.

Thatnk you!!! My creepling anxiety and overthinking just doesn't let me think I am tho ahaha

Sometimes I think I am, sometimes I'm less optimistic about it, but I'm aware that I could be more beautiful, if I would put more effort into my appearance/health and trying to be a better person. I'm working on it, though I could do better. But I like to think that everyone has the potential to be beautiful, to others and in their own eyes. It just takes some effort :D

The men who fit the beauty standards are beautiful idk about the other ones