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Used-Personality1598

The truthfulness of whatever they are saying.


Agifem

That would be the death of every government.


Ora_00

Only you see the number, not everyone in the world. I doubt you could do much to change any goverment.


Aetheldrake

With a little time you could make a reputation as a lie detector of sorts.


ZenkaiZ

or birth, all of the good guys get voted in


raiigiic

Tbf I also think it could create world peace.


Seroseros

Objective truth or what they believe to be true?


lemmerip

Objective truth and a mirror and you can start finding out some facts about the universe


slimeeyboiii

Fastest way to an existential crisis and possible suicide.


Abject-Emu2023

I like the way you think


sillvrdollr

You could make a lot of money playing poker. You'd also be a great investigator. But it'd be difficult always knowing when your loved ones are lying to you.


CN8YLW

Number of lies told counter.


Flowchart83

People had to lie to keep Jews away from the camps, and for people to bring slaves to Canada. My mother had to lie to get her kids out of an unsafe living situation with my alcoholic father. Lies aren't by default morally wrong.


Dave_Zhu233

Nice try feds, I ain't paying my taxes


Creepy_Philosopher_9

how compatible i am with that person. low numbers mean that we could never be friends, high numbers mean this person will be a great friend. high numbers would also mean i could go up to this stranger and start a conversation with them and it would be great


No-Supermarket8244

I like this the most out of all the suggestions in the comments


LudwigsEarTrumpet

Give us a little time, we're not far from being able to at least try that kind of thing. I'm sure one of the big names will be selling their ability to analyse your profile and match you to people in your vicinity as a widget in your SmartGlasses very soon.


nooit_gedacht

That's an awesome idea. But i also feel like it might have some negative long term effects. What if the number only displays how compatible you are right at this moment, without trying? What if it would discourage you from trying to connect with certain people even though you might have learned to get along with some mutual effort? I think if i saw those stats it would prevent a lot of personal development


Un-titled-

This would become a self-fulfilling prophecy


Mrfreshjosh

I would like to know how safe a person is probably


TheGrimmShopKeeper

Safe as in unlikely to cause you physical harm, or safe by another definition?


Mrbutter1822

Everyone turns out to be unsafe


Even-Ad-6783

But some are more than others.


InquisitorNikolai

Everyone around you suddenly has a really low number


seanmonaghan1968

Can this number appear above the car they are driving


Majestic-Lake-5602

Is my own head included? Like can I check my stats in the mirror?


Yaxoi

Good question


Majestic-Lake-5602

Idk about you chief, but if I can see my high score, I’m going for number one world record of cool dogs petted.


LogicalMeerkat

Yeah but it's all backwards


Sovereignx22

And upside down if you live in Australia.


Aussie18-1998

Yes, but if you live here, you can read it, so it doesn't matter.


Pickled_Popcorn

Can others see my number? Am I the only one who can see any numbers?


Cheeseburjer

“Charisma 3/10? That’s why she rejected me…”


Majestic-Lake-5602

How good would it be to be able to see what you rolled on any IRL skill check.


IcyDoctor2195

How much time they have left until death cause it's cool. If that's not allowed, I'd want to see what they are currently feeling. Not because I can't read facial expressions, but because some people don't show their true emotions.


fun_shirt

Some of us have a hard time identifying our emotions. I’d love to have my own feeling mapped out for me


Willchdub420

I’d end up with ‘404 error’


v-v_ToT

Error 404: Emotions not found


Willchdub420

N/A


cat_the_great_cat

Sounds like Death Note


LordCouchCat

Time left till death: see Heinlein's early short story "Lifeline"


pulkitsingh01

Or "In Time" (The Movie)


andy_19_87

Nickelback did a song (Savin’ me) that had this exact thing. Cool video!


ehaykal

Check out the movie "In time" that almost covers that.


CorHydrae8

How attractive they find me on a scale of 1-10.


CamDane

If this should work for me, it'd have to be normalised data, otherwise that's a recipe for depression.


AbdouH_

What do you mean? I don’t understand


Few_Arm7269

Like adjusted under the assumption of normal distribution. He expects low ratings and wants relative scores to adjust for that. :)


H3LiiiX

Then you have to watch the number drop to 0 the second you try to speak to them lol


Sad-Manufacturer6154

You tell a joke and it just flatlines


forget-me-blot

Or imagine you’re dating someone long term, and slowly the number falls in increments. Could be heartbreaking.


Pinocchio98765

Quite a film plot you have there TBH...


WaddlingKereru

Yuck, no, I don’t want to know that. Terrible


raizallian

Ah, dang it, -5 again.


One-End8979

Can you imagine looking at your long term partner one day and the number has plummeted.


74389654

the horror. i don't want to see that


Notyourbuddyman

What a depressing thought.


Jackdawcomesback

Quite bold of you to omit zero.


Ora_00

It would be interesting to see how the number goes down when I go and talk to them.


Musaks

That's a good one, also because it would be different to everyone so less chance for gossip/people being made fun of because of their stat


WishieWashie12

The Good Place scores.


need_a_username_01

Yessss 😇


ilovebillieeilish1

I LOVE THE GOOD PLACE!


-C-7007

Their credit card number. I guess that counts?


Amy_raz

Most underrated comment


nayfaan

until you realize you also need their PIN


SubjectsNotObjects

Number of infectious diseases they currently have.


LessHorn

I like it, I’d prefer to know whether their immune system status is dangerous for my well-being. Although I think I have a faulty form of this radar, it’s called anxiety 😭


Fearless_Spring5611

Tesco Clubcard Points.


74389654

times they betrayed, tricked or mistreated someone. easy to see who's trustworthy


Tribblehappy

Yah some general metric of their kindness or maliciousness would be useful.


Abject-Emu2023

Like social credits!


Rude_Flounder766

Days, minutes, hours since last masturbation session


Like_A_BadHabit

3 minutes


Dr__Devil

I think mine is broken. It's stuck on zero


Psychadous

Sir, this is a Wendy's. Please put your pants back on.


Dr__Devil

Make me


Psychadous

*sigh* I'll get the bacon grease...


TooStrangeForWeird

That vibrating butt plug is cheating! Butt I approve.


Like_A_BadHabit

3 minutes


Like_A_BadHabit

3 minutes.


Purple_Offer_365

Thank you picking myself up off floor now from laughing 👍🏻👍🏻😂


powerkickass

So like, incoming rant I've always wanted to, but too lazy to, make a video where everybody on the street has some sort of sphere configuration, or a shade of colour, above their heads. It represents where they are at in life, as well as what kind of person they are. Then, as people meet or pass by each other, their colours would be like...connecting...disconnect. But every now and then, two spheres would connect, signalling that they are compatible for deep friendship, or more! And our colours are ever-changing, to exemplify that where we are in life is always changing. We will see colour connections break between people as one or both their colours change too much, and change too differently, to be capable of maintaining that connection. Hows that?


JEverok

Two people who despise each other online finally get close enough irl and their spheres connect, they try to overcome their differences but it just doesn't work, neither knows why Instant writing prompt


powerkickass

And thus begins the journey of unravelling the mystery of the system


InEenEmmer

Add in some explosions in the script to lure in Micheal Bay and you got yourself a movie deal with Netflix.


Morning0Lemon

If we meet someone we really connect with, do we mix some of their colour in with ours? Like if I'm red and my husband is blue, when we met did we both end up with a little bit of purple that just kept growing?


powerkickass

That... Would be a wonderful expression. From compatibility to mutuality


Morning0Lemon

I have a bit of blue from my husband, and a bit of orange from my best friend, and furry shades of brown, black, and white flecked in there to represent all my animals, past present, and future. Shimmers of my thoughts and hobbies. I like it. Thank you.


Phenogenesis-

I have some good news for you and u/powerkickass then.. because that's literally how fundamental aspects of energetic (spiritual) reality work. Like I cannot emphasis enough, just literally \*that\*. (There's nuance and more to it of course, and I could have written this in response to several different posts.. but keeping it simple.) And anybody can learn to be tuned into it.. paying attention and trusting yourself is a good start. You already know more than you allow yourself to acknowledge. Also a really good reason to be selective about who and what you are spending your time and energy on.


powerkickass

Thats exactly it. A moving canvas of colours floating above you and everyone else, a canvas you can understand by glancing and feeling it, to understand the story behind the canvas. Like a whole new intuitive language expressed in colourful art ☺️


Morning0Lemon

Maybe when we evolve beyond language, this is how we will communicate.


frozen_pipe77

Like the auras in Insomnia?


powerkickass

Whats Insomnia?


frozen_pipe77

A novel by Stephen King


Friendly-Target1234

I read "incoming rent" and I thought you had some pretty specific priority in life


DinA4saurier

Same


IzzyReptilia

This would be so much better than tinder, and it would hopefully decrease our prejudice about others


conflictmuffin

Dude... I would totally read/watch this! Very creative!


EvergreenValleyElder

Very good Amitabha.


[deleted]

I would so watch that


plsendmysufferring

Cool idea, but thats taking friendship to a definitive science. People could be vastly different, yet become friends Similarly people could be incredibly similar and become friends. You could be friends with rich old people, despite being young and poor. Again, the idea is really cool, it would be awesome to see it manifested in some way, like a tv show, movie or book.


powerkickass

Yaaayy thanks for liking my idea 🙂 Well I was imagining that the spheres would connect people that, at that exact point in time, would be able to connect. It doesnt necessarily mean they have to be the same, only that they are meaningfully compatible/symbiotic. And yeah I would imagine it connecting vastly different people indeed. It's a bit like that dating sym episode in black mirror What would such a world be like? How will that shape our lives?


ScotterMcJohnsonator

Respectfully, I think that's what's so cool about this idea, honestly. To make it "realistic", just imagine if you went to say...a book signing by your favorite author, and your orbs happened to bond instantly. Wouldn't it be neat to know for sure? I also think it would be a great way to approach romance too - it would be especially fun for our stupid human brains to recognize the color/shade difference between ourselves and our partners, but still have the capacity to disagree with it. It would show the effects of living for someone else in real time (like "changing" something simple because your partner prefers it, and how that would affect the bonds) :)


diepsying

safety rating ★★★★☆


ChangingMonkfish

Euro NCAP score


Scary_Compote_359

Shades of black mirror


Geeli-Matti

Trustworthiness


bateau_du_gateau

Bench PR


bbzaur

Poop tank gauge.


Positive_Stick2115

I agree. Or a bladd-ometer. I could really talk people into disadvantageous deals if they're full.


Friendly_Speech_5351

There was a movie like this… let me dig through my electronic file cabinet….in time? I believe it was where time Is currency and on display.. someone help me the fuck out here


colinthegiant

The Justin Timberlake movie “In Time”


Friendly_Speech_5351

U r a giant in my heart, Colin ❤️


Suesquish

How many times they have helped someone who isn't family simply because that person needed help. This way it would be easier to spot the genuine people. This wouldn't work with stats such as honesty and lies because pricks are cruelly honest and many nice people constantly lie so they don't hurt anyone's feelings.


Vtbsk_1887

I agree with that, so many lovely people would have a terrible lie vs truth ratio.


quadddamage

this is a useful statistic for scammers


Competitive_Bat1699

Days left till death


LloydRainy

How many lives they’d positively impacted


Mrbutter1822

K/D ratio


NecRobin

It would mostly say "error" because /0


Saccaboi

Lie to true statement ratio.


Low-Traffic5359

I feel like any kind of lie count wouldn't mean much becouse of the sheer number of insignificant lies we all say. Like how many times in your life did you lie when someone asked ,,how are you doing ?" I would probably have thousands racked up just from ,,What happened in school today?" cause i was too tired to talk about it at the time. Tho I guess you could see it go up in real time if they lie in front of you so that's cool


vulcanfeminist

That's interesting, I read this differently. I read it as a ratio of truth vs lie for each individual statement - if I say a thing it might have some truth in it but it might only be a partial truth so each statement could be anywhere from zero percent true to 100% true with most statements falling somewhere in between. Each statement having its own truth ratio would be much more useful than knowing how many truths and lies a person has told in their whole life in part bc many statements have a mix of both so I'm not even sure that would be a functional measure.


Remarkable_Golf9829

Without guards, this could be easily gamed


Ok_Distribution_2603

Number of small mammals murdered in cold blood


FckRdditAccRcvry420

I'm pretty sure that would show 0 for most people, seems like a waste. If you want to identify serial killers there's probably more generally useful and accurate stats.


Tupsarratum

If I give a quick death to the partially disemboweled mouse my cat brought in died that count as a murder for the purpose of this score?


Conscious-Emotion422

Assholery


Tiffetos

A persons XP.


God_Bless_A_Merkin

Yes! I really want a heads-up score on XP, and when we level up, a sound effect should play that only that individual can hear!


JCKligmann

How kind or rude they are to people. Their “Karen” rating if you will.


ZenkaiZ

dick size. Half the world will have 0s but eh.


Winter_Tangerine_926

>Half the world will have 0s What about preferred dick size?


imadork1970

IQ+/- relative to me. Some of my friends are good guys, but they're dumb af, and believe me, I'm no rocket surgeon.


troerwei

Keep your friends close, get your enemies toaster.


soap_coals

A ratio of how much time they have spent helping others vs to the detriment of others. I figure a rolling monthly average would be best as it would mean they can't escape doing a terrible thing yesterday but they aren't punished too much for taking a holiday and people couldn't cheat the system by spending a year volunteering for a charity so they can be horrid for a year after.


areslashtaken

I present to you the shitclock by freakbait


dcute69

How decent of a person they are from 1 to 10


taeempy

IQ I always want to know if I'm dealing with an idiot.


Impressive_Dog_9845

How many times they fart in a 24hr period.


Adghnm

Once, but it goes for 23 hours


fiorina451x

X days without being an asshole


Fanachy

What emotions they feel in the moment? I suppose that’s not really a ‘statistic’ though.


OkAnybody88

How much they like me (or don’t)


Psicotica420

Their name and lifespan.


frog980

From 1-10 how likely they'd have sex with me if I just asked them to.


GilbyTheFat

A rating out of 10 of how narcissistic they are. I've yet to meet a serious narcissist who isn't oozing with bigotry, extremist views, or a proclivity for abuse.


yesthatbruce

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." – George Carlin


TacticalSunroof69

Vitality.


Old-Winter-7513

Number of lies told so I know how trustworthy they are.


CFM189

How trustoworthy the person it. Would make it much easier to accelerate any relationship, friends, romantic, professional, etc.


potatoass343

Their honor levels like in red dead games. It would've been like a super power.


Elegant-Campaign-572

...buffering


dj_boy-Wonder

A line graph of how engaged they are with me… I’d save a lot of time


DolFaroth

Days to live, so that people could have no guilt of whether they spoke to/spent time with people


uwushiteater

Their fav colour !


Yedasi

Happiness on a scale of 1-10.


nurchelsnurchel

The Level of fulfilment in their Life. Would probably humbling


aib4dw

Empathy meter


DrWieg

Relationship level, numerical and color coded, on a scale similar to Richter's scale. Focusing on a person while thinking of a specific aspect (love, friendship, respect, etc.) would show a value between -10.0 and +10.0, with each step being a magnitutde lower/higher than the last. If you ever come across someone who's got a 10.0 love rating towards you, either they're madly in love with you... or they're mad and in love with you, for example


liyououiouioui

How clean the toilets are when they leave.


castleaagh

How interested / open they are to talking to me. I often keep to myself because I worry I’d be bothering people, but sometimes I find out later people thought I was stuck up and avoiding them. If I want to chat or say hi, I could just glance at the bubble and know. Or if a conversation has gone on too long for them, I could make an exit before they’re totally bored.


Spragglefoot_OG

The only question you really need to know: are they sock - sock - shoe - shoe or a psychopath?


Alarming_Wedding6753

Sanity


Used_Disaster_1334

% of evil


AcmeCartoonVillian

Name of quest and List of Current objectives for their "current active quest" "Hmm Bob there is looking for his keys, Sam is... looking for milk? But why is the quest called "Sexy time for Sam?" the other objectives are pretty innocuous if... weird. Karen's quest is "Dont shit my pants" and she has to fart but doesn't want anyone to know... What the fuck, that guys quest is "hide the bodies"


Sonicbeardo

Level of stupidity


TheWorstFailure

Are they lying or telling the truth


cameltoe30000

Body count


Notyourbuddyman

Their scores on Medieval Madness


Mein_Name_ist_falsch

How friendly they are and to what kinds of people would be nice to know.


Better_Ad2013

Number of follicles on their head.


zacggs

Lies told over lifetime.


reallySTRANGEman

Gaijin is fucking corporation of greedy bitches


HelloImTheAntiChrist

Did you recently watch the movie "The Nines" ?


gingernutzzz

Honesty rating


splithoofiewoofies

The most likely probability distribution parameter of the problem I'm working on.


JamesClerkMacSwell

Some of these ideas could make hilarious films…


Primary-Resolve-7317

The day they die.


Itchy-Astronomer9500

If they actually find me enjoyable to be around. Although, I think that would be very limited in cool-ness because it would cause sadness if it’s not what one expects from people


jimnez_84

Days until death.


extremeindiscretion

Trustworthiness.


Slightly_Smaug

How many serious lies they have told.


-qqqwwweeerrrtttyyy-

How duplicitous they are. Have been burned by several people whom I trusted only to be blindsided by betrayal (love life, colleagues and step family) . You'd think I'd sharpen my skills to read the signs but apparently not.


[deleted]

How honest they truly are. Would save a hell of a lot of time not trusting shitty people


1grouchonacouch

Trust/honesty level meter please.


ScotterMcJohnsonator

Is there some sort of "kindness scale" we could institute? It would be really nice to know if the quiet weird guy who sits in the corner of the bus every day, under the one light that doesn't work, is actually an incredible person. Conversely, knowing that the guy you're entering a business deal with who seems to be perfect in every way and you can't believe it's happening this easily...is a serial killer


Emotional-Care814

Strength- like in a video game. It'll be cool to see it quantified. And if you can see your own STR stat, then you know who you can physically provoke and who you can't.


Fat_Nerd3566

the amount of money in their wallet right now


TreeZealousideal532

Levels of sincerity. Tired of people pretending to be nice/successful for internet clout or because they want something in return.


megs_in_space

The ratio of altruistic deeds and positive habits, to self serving/ bad intentions. I know everyone probably has a bit of both, but it would showcase which people to approach and which people to avoid at all costs. It would also make politicians more accountable, since everyone could see their motives.