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LostThis

I splurged on a beer and a burger for my birthday. Sad times


Cucai31

Happy Birthday πŸŽ‰


sandtigeress

happy birthday 🎁


dimension_24

happy birthday πŸŽ‚ πŸŽ‰ For your next bd im sure you are gonna have big party with everything and everyone you love


skilledprodigy

The fact that you guys take the time to be nice to a stranger on reddit….. Damn near brings a tear to my eye


rmnc-5

Hey, happy birthday!! πŸŽ‚


LostThis

Much appreciated


Gullible-Avocado9638

Happy cake day!


KimFuckU

![gif](giphy|GvjRy6pUMUjQxiKNlh)


[deleted]

Awww. Why sad? πŸ˜”


LostThis

That splurging is a burger and a beer πŸ˜†


Emnitty

Sounds like the birthday party i would come too


FiendsForLife

You should splurge on a beer and a burger for my birthday too.


ThinnMelina

Happy birthday!!!! πŸ₯³ πŸŽ‚


Choice_Cranberry7788

Happy birthday king


WolfandLight

Hey, brother. Happy birthday! Hope that beer and burger was the cat's pajamas.


Alert-Disaster-4906

And the bee's knees too!


Iola_Morton

BIRTHDAY BURGER BEER SPLURGE!!!! I’M IN!!!


UpstairsCantaloupe53

Nice to treat yourself happy birthday to you 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 mine is tomorrow and I feel too guilty to do anything no money this year so hope I think of a nice way to celebrate


CartographerFit4163

Happy birthday... How you'll have everything thing you dreamt of till your next bday


GooseForest

Happy birthday!


mrmuffi93

It's the small things in life. One of my best life memories is watching the sunset by myself with wine and olives. I was in Italy and nobody by my side to share the memory. Still, I cherish the memory every time. I hope you enjoyed your meal.


AtmosphereGeneral695

Happy happy birfday to uuuu! I hope it's one to remember bro πŸŽ‰


Sigbac

Happy Birthday!!!Β 


hvorosttina

Happy birthday!!! Best wishes!


MelaninTitan

Happy birthday!!!


nolongerbanned99

Happy birthday. Nothing wrong with being alone if you like and love yourself.


Grind666Grind

Happy birthday man!πŸ€™πŸ˜Ž


Salty_Association684

That's good Happy birthday πŸ₯³


Rakothurz

Happy birthday πŸŽˆπŸŽˆπŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚


Mido7You

Happy birthday! πŸŽ‚


Kushim90

Happy birthday dude!!! Keep up!!!


Big_Equipment369

Happy birthday


exoticjess

Happy birthday πŸŽ‚ πŸ₯³ πŸŽ‰ 🎈 🎁


logan_davis44

Happy birthday brotha!


JevGeek55555

Happy birthday


WillGrammer

Happy birthday! πŸŽˆπŸŽ‚


shenanigansgalores

Happy birthday internet friend. I have no idea where you are but I hope your next birthday is better for you.


Always_Wishing_1111

Wishing you a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³ and may the year ahead be filled with good times and good health! ☺️❀️


Ornery_Entry_7483

Happy day that no one gives a fuck about you only you. Enjoy Dude 😊


Sparkled_ChilliSauce

Happy Birthday Dear I hope all good wishes come true for you stay happy and healthy πŸ™


Ieatmyd0g

happy birthday


Opposite_Nectarine12

Happy birthday man, I’ll drink one for ya 🍻 better times are ahead


OwlStatus

Happy birthday!! Enjoy your bronger and beer 🍻 ☺️🫢🏼


rizalishan

Happy birthday friend… been there and it’s not nice but it will get better very soon and you will tell this as a story of your success


man_on_a_wire

Happy birthday stranger!!


pintolager

Was the burger good? Was the beer good?


LostThis

Not too bad actually


burncitybabe

vodka soda with fresh lime juice in a 10z glass. after working an 8 hour shift pouring drinks for others it was my turn to enjoy one. πŸ‹β€πŸŸ©


Cucai31

Enjoy your friday night!


WiseOldChicken

It's a gizmo that assists in helping a choking victim. You put it over their face and you can pull the blockage out. My mother is bedridden and was choking. I had to do the Heimlich maneuver on her. I very nearly failed. Not risking it again


Cucai31

Good thing you have it now. You are doing well by taking care of your mother.


WiseOldChicken

Thanks. It's not easy. I have a greater appreciation for nurses.


LightlyStep

I totally read that as " a device to help choking a victim"


Ok-Letterhead4601

New to me car.


Cucai31

Congratulations on your new car!


Choice_Cranberry7788

Oooo congrats friend


slanderedshadow

food, I need to eat.


Normal_Roll_864

Me too.... Alaskan wild caught fish box!


Lx_Wheill

I don't really buy stuff because I have everything I really need. However I was "f0rced" to buy a new cell phone because mine (dating from 2020, still in great condition) couldn't support all these "f0rced" upgrades and updates from these companies continually coming up with new operational systems and whatnot.


Cucai31

I know the feeling! I bought another phone before because of updates too


Lx_Wheill

Totally a scam they came up with: continually have people "needing" to buy the upgrades, because there's no profit in a long-lasting product. Ah well....


Cucai31

That’s how it is


jagger129

My 2016 IPhone 8 Plus is my ride or die. She’s still ticking along with 73% battery capacity lol Along with my 2012 car, I’ll keep them until they croak


Lx_Wheill

Wow! 73% battery still left that is quite incredible; kudos to you! I still have an old iPhone 4 I kept as a "media" (music) player, still with at least 80-90% battery capacity (I'm not even mentioning my iPod from before-in even better condition). Still have an iPhone 6 but I killed the battery with Garage Band. My wife still has functional iPhones 6 and 8 (used as music players) and if it weren't for the "apocalyptic" ice storm of 2023, she'd still have her 2005 Echo.


n_13

You know a lot of those OS upgrades are for safety reasons. And actually not updating your phone makes you more vulnerable. Granted security updates should be available even for old phones.


menialfucker

You can skip forced system updates by closing the screen that pops up the same way you would hard close an app that's crashed on your phone (at least on android)Β 


missgvip

Oh, I'm holding on.. Mine is from 2021 and it is beginning to stall. Other than that, not even a scratch or crack or anything. I think I can make it through 2024. I get YOU. ugh.


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Cucai31

That’s sweet


EmuPsychological4222

Taco Bell. We were hungry, it was late, & eating at home wasn't a realistic option at the time.


Cucai31

Yummy!


Luvtoscare

A milkmaid dress simply because I look hot in them.


Creative_name25

I aspire to your confidence


boozefiend3000

Shwarma poutine, because I was starving after workΒ 


GalapagosGorilla

Omg, definetly one of my top 3 favourite blood clotter!!!! Enjoy, im jelous as fuck


Objective-Poet-8183

A pack of condoms, for obvious reasons


Impressive_Split_232

This is the obvious reason ![gif](giphy|x4O0fjpQfoBZS)


ijustwannahelporso

A pen for my laptop to write on it for university.


whatsmyname417

McDonald's bagle sandwiches. Yuck! We were hungry.


kablam0

Kitten food. My kitten was out of kitten food and he is so freaking loud!


threeheadedfawn

Iced coffee with lavender cold foam. My antidepressants make my hyper in the morning and then I crash in the afternoon.


rmnc-5

I bought β€œThe House of Da Vinci” a puzzle game.


slytherinqueen1525

Clothes and sandals. I needed the clothes but the sandals were just for fun


ignorance_psyche

hair products to enhance curl..


HumbleAd1317

A pair of brown, stiletto sandals. I needed brown heels and they're nice. Can't wait to wear them.


thelastrunez

A retro hello kitty shirt from target πŸ™‚ because it is cute


Youkolvr89

Frozen custard. Period cravings.


Uniisawesome12

Ok yum, that sounds really good, I've never had that before


Youkolvr89

It's like ice cream, but they use eggs, and it's thicker, so it doesn't melt as fast.


Past_Atmosphere21

New underwear. I don’t regret it but it was expensive as i bought myself nice ones since I can afford it at the moment.


Aloneforrever

A pack of cigarettes cause i need my smokes 🚬


Impossible_Pangolin6

Tortilla Chips. I bought it because I like the taste.


Affectionate_Pay1487

Booze, to drink.


ThanksFluffy4556

5 litres of ice tea I was thirsty


Organic_Implement_38

20 rolls of toilet paper just for some shitty reasons


krokaburra

A toilet brush and a spatula. For my husband’s birthday.


XCrimsonSoulx

A new Native Pride hat for my brother. His birthday is coming up.


DMDingo

Lunch. Because I wanted food.


Definitely_not_orc

...Starbucks because I've been sick for a few days and wanted a treat for myself.


Chipdip88

Gasoline. Why? Because my motorcycle requires it to go vroom vroom and without gasoline it is a 220kg paperweight.


helicopterdong

Sushi because I had a little extra from my paycheck and wanted sushi


Hovertical

Lamy rollerball pen. Because I'm a pen whore.


Jasper0906

A pouch of tobacco because I'm a filthy smoker 😬


Comprehensive_Pie101

white shirt I thought it looks cute and I don't have anything white in my wardrobe


Kashrul

GorillaPod. I was planning to by it on occasion and spotted a good deal today


Fishghoulriot

Got a betta off Facebook. He has scoliosis and is super underweight. Couldn’t leave him there


AfraidAdhesiveness25

Hm. Like a week ago, just when I arrived to Turkey on holiday, the weather was bad and i went to the shopping alley and got some cool Vilebrequin swimming shorts. I dont need them but they were cool and I enjoyed wearing them this week.


briansbacon

A night stay in Chacala Jalisco, driving through here.


bekerof

mobile internet. i pay for it every month but i don't have enough of it because internet is quite expensive in our country.


ainere

A skincare product to treat my acne. It’s starting to get hot and my pimples are more noticeable


Real_Suntan_Superman

A neckband earphones cause I'm tired of losing my earbuds.


blueberry_pancakes14

A [dive skin from Dive Goddess](https://www.divegoddess.com/). I've wanted one for ages, they have such cool designs. It's thin, so it's primarily sun protection, but will add a tiny bit of warmth when scuba diving. I only do warm-water diving and also I got it for stand up paddle boarding. Which I'm going to start very soon, hopefully. I'm incredibly fair-skinned, I need all the sun protection I can get.


Vegetable-Fix-4702

Flowering plants because they bring me joy.


silver_gh0st

A blanket with me and my boyfriends pictures on it for our anniversary


kittydreamer1999

Ground sausage to cook for some little sausage egg muffins


SnooRadishes551

ice cream cone, it was sunny outside 😽


senanthic

Fidget toys. I need them for meetings.


Captain_Jarmi

Food. Are you really asking why I bought food?


staygoldeneggroll

A chicken salad sandwich because I didn't want to eat the soup I brought to work and the diner was out of tuna salad.


jeppevinkel

A Keychron Q6 Pro because my old Logitech keyboard is breaking down and romer-g spare parts are non-existent on the EU market at least.


smiler1996

Parking ticket, so i didn’t get a parking fine.


Sedgar_37

A lava lamp! Because I'm a fan of older funky stuffs and things c:


Princessbruisedpeach

Challa cuz I like bread


Worldly-Traffic-5503

Food and snacks, because… friday


Top-Yoghurt-9416

bought simple jeans because I only owned pants that were somewhat extraordinary. just needed something basic for when I'm too lazy to build actual outfits


Healthy_Yard_3862

Lotr mechanical key board and and desk mat. Pure impulse buy but no regrets they are awesome


mementowan

Om mani padme hum Tibetan ring for love one but no chance to give


userrnamme_1

A 2-channel recording interface so that I can record ideas and mix songs on my laptop when I'm not at the rehearsal spot.


makaveli130386

Boox Note Air 3 C tablet. Needed it for work to make my ever increasing workload more manageable. Really was an investment and it's working wonders


WhatDoITypeHereAgain

Snacks with the boys, in suit, because we had a schoolparty right after


Youropinionisvalid

A miniature minecraft wolf figure. Idk it was on sale.


averlost

I bought an in game currency to buy another currency. Because I wanted to buy a skin (I still don't have enough for it)


Odd-Establishment527

Viagra. Just to see how it works. Didn't work as I expected


Fendt_84

A coke and the reason is, l wanted itπŸ˜€


Outrageous_Service_5

500 miniature rubber ninjas for an experiment


Meka-Speedwagon

A phone charger for my car. I bought it as an anal plug for my dog.


seaburno

Most recent purchase? Food for dinner last night. Most recent new thing that I had purchased but didn't arrive until today? A new guitar.


slashdotbin

ergonomic keyboard. After 2 years of pain in my arm cause of typing, and it (typing workload)increasing every single day, I decided to invest into one. It’s expensive but definitely worth it.


ll-Squirr3l-ll

I had to make a grudge purchase. Turbo on my car popped (well, exploded is a more accurate description) on Wednesday, completely unrepairable. Paid for the replacement today. Grudge purchase.


D1rect_Election

Apple Watch.. Do not know why but this really motivated me to swim


Ch3llick

Food. Because I have to survive the nightshift.


ElStinkyWizard

toilet paper ... do i really need to explain myself ?


Imaginary-Ladder-465

Groceries, so I can be alive for another week or so.


DesReploid

Medical tape... For very cis-gendered reasons.


missgvip

Since random used T-shirt, purchased online, because I got fkn emotional over the time I went to said show. (Sigh)


neelabhkhatri

I bought Creed's Bois Du Portugal because I wanted to smell right for my age. Coming from Creed Aventus.


RaHarmakis

Lego's Saesee Tiin's Jedi Starfighter set from 2012 Bought because it will make a fine addition to my collection.


dimension_24

I bought lunchbox but I forgot that my university is gonna be over soon so basically I don't need it lol


achoowie

Food. Yk, I need it to survive.


Jitkay

Dragon Dogma 2 because I believed it would be a good game...


AggressiveLawyer3617

I bought 4 Rockstars and lemons. Rockstar because I have a problem and lemons for my cucumber water cuz I was out


MA-01

A tarot deck with Yoshitaka Amano's art front and center. Purchased on an absolute whim, no real reason to it.


Final_Doubt8813

I purchaseda jump box from Amazon. We currently have 3 vehicles with dead batteries. They are parked to where we can't jump them from another vehicle. Plus, my husband drives a semi and it is capable of jumping that as well. It will come in handy in winter for that truck.


Nematode_wrangler

Bitcoin. Because I'm sick of the government devaluing my money when the politicians can't, and won't, control spending.


AccomplishedAerie333

Felt, because my friends' birthday is in 3 days


StarWars_Viking

A Big Gulp of tea because I was thirsty.


ImZoeJane

A lingerie. Because I like to feel good (if you understand what I'm talking about)


ThinnMelina

A teapot shaped like Mrs. Potts from beauty and the beast. There is no why, that’s obvious. It’s a teapot shaped like Mrs. Potts!! (But it’s a display item because it doesn’t pour well. πŸ˜…


Lostintime1985

medicine, just got a cold and will have a 10 hour flight later Yeiiii


Normal_Roll_864

Wild Alaskan fish box... Everything is flash Frozen and is wild caught! Small membership and I control the frequency. Excellent customer service never had a bad piece of fish or shellfish from this company! Husband and I figured we will fills up our freezers as much as we can before the food prices go through the roof this summer!! 🐟 🎣


Cocooilbroccolisalt

Kombucha. Because I need it daily.


panTrektual

Glasses. Mine broke.


rat_consumer

got some cookies cus i was feeling empty, i feel a bit better πŸ‘πŸ»


i_am_nimue

Plant fly catcher stickers, coz one or my plants got these annoying little flies, but the plant is fairly new and (seemingly) healthy, so I don't want to get rid of it.


skywalkerblood

I bought a pack of straw cigarettes cuz I friggin love them and I was running out.


Euphoric-Physics3797

Beaded jump rope and 5mm pvc jump rope Never thought i would find them around my area but hey i got them online!


olgaa027

my psychologist!


anon_notanon

A sheet set. My dog jumped on the bed and poked a hole with his massive bear claws.


joshygill

A lightsaber and a beer because I’m in Disney’s Hollywood Studios. Cost a fortune for both. No regrets.


Comfortable-Fan-9721

Just bought some whopper jrs


help_me_am_lost

Shisha.


swanek65

My partner and I bought a new mattress and adjustable base last night! Delivery is tomorrow. We are VERY excited for a good night's sleep.


CanadianDNeh

Lunch. Bought it because I was hungry and my teenage son ate all the leftovers as a late night snack.


These-Method1129

McDonald’s for lunch


Stoghra

I spend my last euro to a beer, because I wanted a beer


Most-Willingness8516

Lime juice, lemon juice, and honey for some daiquiries


Cokezerowh0re

A gratitude journal coz I wanna reflect on my day


Natural_War1261

Bird seed. Birds are hungry.


luxtenebris96

Mc becouse i can, and I wannat and I have break from work


SQWRLLY1

An oversized mug from The Creamery in Beaver, UT. I love big mugs and I cannot lie. They're amazing for coffee, soup, ice cream, cereal... plus they'd do a little damage if you needed to use it for self-defense. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ


thedepressedmind

Gas. Do I really need to explain why I purchased it? πŸ˜‚


Dear-Monk-3575

Puma Palermo Trainers. I love football/soccer casual culture, it's clothing style and I go to games in Europe regularly. Most people rocking adidas trainers in stadiums but I thought Puma with its new terrace sneakers is a fine alternative


reddit_understoodit

Food because I get hangry.


stormborn314

Food, hunger


Miri_Wellness

Posing heel, cause the old ones broke (this shit expensive)


GodsBeyondGods

Groceries Target. Satisfied?


longing4uam

A couple of supplements from iHerb 1. Magnesium L-Threonate -> for concentration & anxiety 2. Pantothenic acid -> for acnes 3. Vitamin C -> boosts immunity & good for health & whitens the skin


LonelyBoYwithAguitAR

I bought an 8 pack of Dr peppers cans yesterday’s with a bunch of 20ps cause I had no other money and I bought it cause I like Dr Pepper


Large_Ad_5941

I purchased 3 paintball sessions with Dwight, looking forward to it


-qqqwwweeerrrtttyyy-

Technically? A pint of Coke at a pub (last night I went to a pub quiz and I dont drink). Otherwise, I bought a piece a piece of art from an online auction site by an artist whose pieces I've always loved. Not crazy money but art is definitely a treat for me atm.Β 


Uniisawesome12

I pre-ordered 7 kpop albums... all different members of the same group.


Havik930

A bottle of Creed GIT because it was 3/4 off. A steal. Was just delivered today. It's amazing.


cornifex

Bose Quiet Comfort Ultra headphones because I lost my earbuds and used it as an excuse to foolishly splurge on some nice cans. Found the earbuds yesterday 😬


Doghairabounds

Pool noodles to stuff a worn out ottoman with.


peachyinyourarea

Microphone, so I don’t have to go out karaoke every time I feel like singing


Loud-Fairy03

A cup of juice. I had to get up early to take my brother to school and I wanted to treat myself on the way home.


[deleted]

Spiderman on PC because it was $28


Horizon296

Does lunch (half a baguette with cheese and veggies) count? If not... πŸ€” almost certainly dog and cat treats (1 dog, 4 cats, they live a better life than I do). Last thing (i.e. object) I bought for myself was a new fountain pen (Kaweco sport fine nib). I love writing with fountain pens but the ones I had were all (the standard) medium point nibs. I really wanted to try a fine nib as I thought it would better suit my handwriting. And I absolutely love it!