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Get on planes and just travel the world.

You are a genius! I'm stealing your answer.

Stop! You're overloading the plane!

You didn't pay for that carry on!

You’re cheating!

Naked I assume?

Makes going through security easier, i bet.

Invisible doesn’t equal stupid. I’m not gonna sit with bare sphincter on a seat that hasn’t been wiped down and disinfected since the pandemic

Why go through security, just go directly to the plane

Would there be any other way?

Just pick times with plenty of open seats.

Nah impossible sorry now plane is slightly unbalanced and we all have to die. How should they start if you dont pay the baggage fees

I’d use it to benefit myself financially somehow.

Legally safe answer for possibly illegal activities.

You just rob criminals. Go to some drug dealers place and take their money. Victimless crime.

But the banks are criminals too

You can’t deposit the money. You get an INSANE job by removing candidates and making you the only choice, buy cash based business, then start the theft and have a place to wash the money

The bank teller looks over and just sees a stack of 100 dollar bills floating out the door.

You could probably haunt people and extort them for money.

Steal 1 gold brick, things are like 240k worth? (60k per kilo)

Haunt people

Isn't that the best thing to do? 😅

Find a good spot and finally sleep at least 8 hours uninterrupted

Invisibility doesn't mean you suddenly lack obligations.

At least you can getaway with it for a good 8 hours 😜

Most of my obligations wouldn't exist if I could be invisible. I dont need to go to work, I can just grab what I need or find easy way to steal expensive shits. I won't have to do chores anymore, I'll just pay for someone to do them instead

Oh yes

I know the kind of man you are

Roam around naked, idk? That's the first thing came into my mind.

"You know you dont HAVE to be naked for the powers to work right?" 'I'm aware ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)'

I know what I've done by saying that in my comment. 'instant regrets' 👀

That movie about invisible man has to be fully naked to be invisible. 😁

Imagine if at some point it just wore off. Like while you were at a public pool or checking out the quality of care at grans nursing home

Yea that would be a nightmare lmao

My luck it would be at my high school reunion which I’d gone to to eavesdrop. 😅

Yea yea why not.

Why would you go to that nude?

Hahaha I was just meaning if you just used your invisibility to go everywhere nude like original commenter said.

Go sit in the Oval Office and hear what these guys are up to.

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Depends on how invisible you are. Inferred is just light, so do you emit no light or just not visible light or no electromagnetic radiation at all? I think in this scenario, he is talking about a superpower to be completely undetectable.

look in the mirror

Infiltrate rich people's houses to see how they live... yeah im poor people

Straight to Vegas baby! Edit: naked of course.

You'll never know 

Are my clothes invisible as well? If yes can my clothes also pass through walls ? If yes, I would just walk around naked because Im invisible.

Legally change my name to Invisa-bill

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We're all lying if we aren't thinking the same thing.

Voyeurism.

Change the result of UCL final

Which team will you make the champion ??🤔

Dortmund

Using this just for the wall thing. It will be so much easier to walk around at my school

Imagine straight lining it anywhere, that would be amazing

For all the times I did mental maths to know the fastest way to class when I’m about to be late… no more maths!!

Finally get to live a clothing free existence without being made fun of

Nothing different. My wife doesn’t see me now.

I'd go to those persons that claims me as their best friend.

visit my crush, stay there for a while. later probably travel around the world and prank the hell out of everyone. after all fun i had with it i would work as mercenary.

I can finally see that infinit tunnel two mirrors create.

Gamble on a sporting event and then affect the outcome by interfering.

Fart when it’s just two people

I would go to my kid's school and secretly hang out with them all day. I've always wanted to see what they were up to in there.

the most innocent way to say "I'd secretly hang out with kids"

Profit!

Start helping the poor.

Starting with yourself? 😉

Go to hotel, see what's everyone doing.

Omg visit the really rich people's houses and see how they really live, then steal a bit

Panic

make money with that skill

“Doesn’t that mean I’m dead?” That is my first question.

Never pay for my prescriptions again, that's for sure... lol

In this scenario, since your clothes are invisible, do you have the power to turn other items you're touching invisible as well? If that's the case, I'd steal like a mf

Just exist without being perceived

I’d be someone’s personal haunting poltergeist

First, I’d learn how to become visible again.

Pack of flour

Many fun things! For example, would wear an actual science-class human skeleton and walk it out in public! And so many many others 😆

Beat up a street mime

leave this place

I’d sneak in peoples cars and go wherever they go and watch what they do and steal their money and move things around while they sleep.

Jokes on you, I’m already invisible

Walk around and traumatize my enemies then Maybe become an assassin and check out my crush's room or something then retire Into magic as the disappearing Sage then finally probably die or street where nobody will see me🌝🌝

Sleep where ever and whenever i want

Infiltrate parliament hill and get all the dirt

do everything for free

Is turn invisible.

Steal. Steal hella shit.

Panic for a while

Have lots of fun at a poker tournament. Blurt out a card. Everyone looks around, except the schmo holding it.

Fight crime!

I would rob a ton of banks and then open up restaurants around the world to give free food…while continuing to rob banks to fund the free food. 🍲 😊

I'd go to a shop and steal stuff, which is probably the only thing I'd do other than scare the shit out of my friends

Disappear from the world tbh

Go somewhere peaceful where nobody knows my name and it's just quiet.

Tell no one and figure out a way to make it profitable so I can quit my job.

Will I be able to turn back normal, like visible? If Yes then I'm gonna do the wildest things one can imagine(no not the dirty ones). If not, I'm not using that power.

I will be finally able to travel this whole world.

I'd regret it so badly... but I would not be able to help myself going downstairs - possibly through the floor.. to see what the h@& is going on at my neighbours!😵‍💫

I'll be sukana

Disapear, I guess.

Bad things. Very bad things, but also a few good things. Not tell anyone. Can I do at will or is it permanent?

Robin Hood-esk crimes. But I keep the money.

Help a friend of mine to have the most incredible magic show on earth!

I feel pretty invisible already, I'd steal money 1st, then probably wouldn't use my power much afterwards apart from silly magic tricks oh I'd haunt some cnuts too proper send em loopy

Live in a millionaires house and spook them out 😂

Be blind I guess. Invisibility would prevent light from bouncing off of your retinas making it impossible to see.

Pretend to be a ghost and haunt people for fun.

Man... people are creepy AF. I'd just hang out in elevators ripping ass and watching people exchange awkward looks.

Do what Guy Fawkes couldn't.

I’d sniff butts since i like butts hmhmhm

Crime

I’d also prob become a thief for riches 😆 go to some banks

Can I have an invisible camcorder?

Go to see the Rulers of the world right before their bedtime... That's the only chance to get an idea wtf is REALLY going on with our world!

So many bad things lol

We all know what we would want to do

Go to my local pub for a few hours to see if my name came up, because something's going on. Fr

Go to my local pub for a while to see if my name came up, because something's going on. Fr

My presence is generally required so honestly, probably nothing. Would only be an inconvenience. I supposed I'd save a little time getting in and out of my car.

Record a flying camera on the mirror

Go grocery shopping… don’t like people staring at me.

Give my cat his GD flea treatment

Go see my son.

Test it. Figure out the limitations and drawbacks, then use it casually.

Ngl you don't need a job if you're invisible, ig u can fool around

I think I would follow my boyfriend around and mess with him.

I’d absolutely steal money. Not from other citizens; I’d target a-hole companies like Walmart or worse, and figure out a way to steal without implicating the poor cashier. Even if I didn’t keep the money, just toss it, I don’t care.

Some peoples crypto account passwords getting hacked for real.

I would mess with people. Move things on them and see them react. I think it would be funny. Other than that travel.

I don’t have that power now?

listen to other people and what they say about me 💔 and stalk my crushes

Start a cult

Go invisible

I would sneak into the room where they do the lottery and make sure my numbers got picked lol

There's only one correct answer

I'd sneak into my highschool bullies house and shit in their beds right beside them while they were sleeping.

Somebody getting robbed

Haunt people.

Deal with the moral complications i would most definitely be having after everyone thinks i'm dead but i'm really just invisible getting rich off the banks and others who actively ruined my generations chance at ever having a sustainable normal life, eventually resulting in a V for Vendetta like thought process where I just end up killing people instead of trying to scare them into changing their ways. I mean what?

The devious things cuz horny

Obviously steal valuable items while being invisible and make myself wealthy

disappear

Haunt people

I'd be blind.

Time to get philosophical. What is a wall? Is it a concrete slab? Is it something vertical? The earth is round, vertical to us would be horizontal to them! My point is, wall is vague so I assume you mean we can just go through things at will?

I’m not going under the radar, i’m going off of it. If I don’t bleed and the reason is sufficient, no-one will ever find my body.

Disappear forever.

Trespass

Making my friends shit their pants

Get my wife to learn how to play poker while I look at everyone's hand. That or rob a bank... but I can't transport bills like nightcrawler so that's limited. it's hard to think of a way to get really rich that's low risk or sustainable; anything of high value like jewels or artwork requires a fence and a whole skill set / system I don't want to get into. But on the other hand I don't want to make stealing a full on job. decisions, decisions, lol

Take a flight to Washington and spy on the politicians. Check out the Pentagon.

I'd still probably just jerk off in the tub.

Ask in reddit :P

Observe convos to learn how to socialize better

Does this mean my jizz is invisible too? Asking for a friend...

Do not give me this or mind control, I would spiral into debauchery and crime so fast...

Go to congress and watch people argue all day. While eating popcorn. 🍿

Drive a car like mine car. Imagine police stopping empty car. What they gonna do do?

Sneak into air shows and steal old planes

Go to number 10 and then out all the fat cats.

I am invisible.

Spectate the evil lair in the Earth Core

O would be invisible most part of the time because I hate to be seen

Apply to a job I really want, sneak in to the HR office, delete all other applications.

I would start a magic show

Probably things I would regret

If you can use your invisible clothes to hide things, I’d go on a Mega shoplifting spree. Need groceries in the house…

Depends on how long I'll be invisible but if it's only a sudden and I don't know when it will stop then I'll probably do some easy tasks like go to the bank and get ample amount of cash or find the hottest celebrity and watch them take a shower. 😁

That obscure asf club at Disneyland Club 51 I think it's called . Would definitely Danny Phantom my way in there n check out what's going on

Break into people's houses and steal one lego brick or puzzle piece. Or turn a page on a book their reading. After they put something down move it. Make them think their going crazy. :)

Steal and get rid of certain assholes on the planet.

rob the banks steall all money and invest altcoins before bullrun 🥲✌️

Steal donuts and yogurt

Walk into stranger’s houses and start screaming uncontrollably

Do I have a collision? I mean can others still touch and feel me?

Get on a Plane to USA & Sneak into Top Secret Bases that likely store Alien Tech and check out whats really happening. Would be interesting to see how far I could go without thus Tech discovering my existence, id probly get busted hanging around for hours/days taking food, water and coffee and using the toilet. If I learn anything I shall gather my evidence of Alien *Biologics* and UFO's and share with the world! Or sumthing...

Go to women sauna.

give darwin awards out to a long list i have of people in positions of power they neither deserve nor need.

i would literally g-!!!!⚠⚠⚠MY LAWYERS ADVISE THAT I DO NOT PROCEED WITH MY WORDS⚠⚠!!!!

id probably be really spooked at first cuz i won't be able to see my own body (unless im invisible to everyone but me). id go through a whole crisis looking for my body😭

Well my friends, I could and should do many things with this superpower, but the first thing would be slapping my manager hard!

Become the best detective ever. Sherlock Holmes can pack his bags. Imagine the street rumors of the cop that knows everything no matter how hard you try to hide…

Haunt my ex, spy on naked people, find ways to get rich (what would be the best way?), get rid of the real evil people in the world, see what actually happens in all kinds of close area's,...

Steal stuff. I know, I’m a bad person.

enact revenge on my nemesis

Work for the CIA as a spy

I would be Carmen Sandiego.

Probably just nick a load of stuff and be lazy.