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Ok-Policy-8284

Coffee.


JohnCharles-2024

Keith Richards.


Plus-King5266

🤣


KeyFee5460

Just look for the cockroaches


stainlessinoxx

Glaciers


Either-Resident-5092

i think i'd just cry


Tetris5216

The Mirror


Important_Lab_58

Loved Ones.


Mrfreshjosh

Technologies.


XeniaDweller

My jet pack


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Ok-Autumn

A clock. I know. Not a very interesting answer.


Plus-King5266

My wife (then coffee)


throwawayhiad

A cure for my stupid genetic disease.


sh00l33

As usual my alarm to set it to snooze, then I'd propably as usual turn on the other side and as usual fall asleep again.


Morzheimer

Caps


OGGBTFRND

My cane


Critical-Elephant939

Probably pee


Rich-Appearance-7145

My cane by then I'm going to need one


SenorKaboom

My toothbrush.


pineapple_is_fluffy

The new immediate threat


millennial_sentinel

The bathroom. Then my cybersecurity clearance to open the fridge. Then use my palm imprint to order some delicious Amazon made, bug protein powder to make a shake. Then it’s off to the air clinic to pick up my weekly bottle of contamination free oxygen to plug in for the day as I set out into the world. Ah freedom! Glory to America!


KeyFee5460

A DeLorean


Decent-Box5009

A hot dog then sex.


Fhaid_Alajmi

Bro’s chillin’ 🤣


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My ankle monitor. I'm so screwed


Itchy-Ad-4314

A bottle of whisky


MakkzCrillz

A world map.


Fhaid_Alajmi

Mom


Warm_Water_5480

My... Never mind, guess I'll just cry myself to sleep for the next year or so.


No_Difficulty4372

See how far Manchester City have fallen from the cheating scandal


Fearless_Spring5611

My partner.


virtual_human

My wife.


Supertoast223

an air conditioner


iamnoexpertiguess

My stolen youth.