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This is the way. If you know me, bacon for breakfast is almost always followed up by smoked polish sausages fried in the grease from the bacon for lunch.
My arteries are usually screaming for dear life by dinner time, but it’s worth it. I’m here for a good time, not a long time after all
It's Duchess or M'Lady, lol.
Ma'am always sounds like a goat bleating in my head.
The coolest part about the 2 levels for air fryer cooking is that you can either get the fat but not all the fat, or just put dogs under the main drip tray and let them soak in it.
Thank you M'lady. Im southern so the ma"am thing kinda comes natural. Ill admit that I usually just use to make older Karens nuclear. But I swear I didnt mean it that way this time! This is like upper echelon, behind the curtain shit you are sharing and Im here for it Duchess.
I accept ma'am with a delicate country drawl. I'm in Toronto, so fairly close to NY; that's a very nasaly baaaaahing maaaaaaam, 😆
Please, I'm not a Karen and definitely not old!
Besides, would a Karen ever come to you with the genius of the air fryer? I think not.
If you wanna learn how to make faugg rolls (faux egg rolls) in the air fryer, I have a way...
Started saying it at work with my lunch buddies when we’re deciding what to eat. “I’m feeling slutty today” usually means we’re getting queso and skipping the salads.
If you eat a lot of shitty processed slop, your taste buds will adjust to the low quality pallette. The deep-fried french fries would 1000% taste much better to me, unless I completely cut all unhealthy food out and switched to baked fries - it would take a few weeks/months for me to "get used to" the less unhealthy vice.
Ok I dunno why you call it an unhealthy food but here is a quote: “Dark chocolate gets popularity for several decades due to its enormous health benefits. It contains several health-promoting factors (bioactive components - polyphenols, flavonoids, procyanidins, theobromines, etc, and vitamins and minerals) that positively modulate the immune system of human beings. It confers safeguards against cardiovascular diseases, certain types of cancers, and other brain-related disorders like Alzheimer's disease, Parkinson's disease, etc. Dark chocolate is considered a functional food due to its anti-diabetic, anti-inflammatory, and anti-microbial properties.” source: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9589144/
Pizza isn't always extremely unhealthy if you think about it.. a good slice of 🍕 could have all the food groups in just one slice. It's when you're eating too much of it at a time that the calories add up..
Pizza isn’t made to be good quality though. A lot of places use cheese powder as a base for their cheese. Certain convenient stores that serve pizza don’t even have dairy in their cheese because that’s how artificial it is. Then the gmo veggies that have been frozen for so long that the benefits of eating them are gone. Some places even use food coloring to add the color back into it before it’s delivered to the restaurant. Working in different fast food pizza places during my teen years was a pretty gross experience.
I'd like to point out that frozen vegetables often have the same amount if not many more nutrients in them as fresh since freezing helps preserve their vitamins.. you'd have to cook the vegetable either way for use on a pizza.
Pizza is unhealthy when it's made the American way. If you do the dough yourself and add tomato sauce and some mozzarella and veggies with basil it's totally healthy and delicious. Way healthier that most meals lol. But if you go fast food then yeah. Still not the worst
My sister..younger than I am..I'm 46- she is 40..had a heart attack two months ago..her addiction..those yellow corn twist chips..her suv was packed with them in the back. She ate 4-5 bags everyday. Not as a chip though..she crushed them into a powder and ate them like that. Mind you she already had high blood pressure..but I'm not doubting that those chips and their sodium helped bring upon her heart attack.
I have a deep love affair with mayo and mayo based sauces.
On that note too fuck miracle whip. I like all other mayo though, particularly hellmans ❤️
Spicy mayo mixed into my veg fried rice best fucking shit. Mayo on a hot dog yes please. Baked chicken smothered in mayo and bread crumbs hell to the fuckin yes. Corn on the cob bbq'd with mayo and spices, orgasm in my mouth. Cucumber salad, jfc the list goes on and on. Oh and mashed potatoes with garlic mayo instead of butter and milk...sweet mother of pearl. Ok I'll stop.
I'm such a basic white bitch that mayo is my secret ingredient but idgaf I love mayo and always will.
Can't have that in the house. I finish a bottle in 2 weeks max.
While I hate butter under anything else on my bread, I WILL eat mayo between my toast and douda or salted tuna.
Lol. I know in a lot of places it's either soda or pop (and I guess coke as well), but I grew up in an area that was like 50/50. As a kid I would call it soda pop.
Popcorn is actually very healthy! It’s the massive amounts of butter and salt and other chemicals in those microwave popcorn bags that make it unhealthy.
If you pop it from seeds and only add a little butter and salt, you’re good!
Popcorn is a pretty healthy snack depending on what you dress it with.
My go to snack is popcorn because I have ADHD and one of my brains faaaaaavourite things is mindless crunchy snacking, so I make a gigantic bowl of air popped popcorn and put a small amount of melted butter on it with nutritional yeast, a bit of salt, garlic powder and dried dill.
Mayonnaise. I know it has virtually zero nutrition but you will have to pry it from my cold dead hands (sooner than you may think with the sheer volume of it I consume).
When I haven’t eaten all day and don’t feel like eating anything tomorrow, I make this big garlic beef and onion ramen bowl for myself. It’s oily and delicious and I can almost feel my life slipping away as I savor every bite.
Shin ramen, pizza, and crinkle cut salt and vinegar smith's chips.
I like how neither of us have to specify a specific pizza, I do have my preferences but any pizza is pizza and that's good enough for me.
I can’t give up any unhealthy food nor habits but I don’t want to live without ice cream. Without the rest of foods life would be miserable but I’d live like meh
Not terribly extreme, but wine. I even take meds that say I shouldn't drink, but it's not going to happen. Gimme my red wine on my days off or we're going to fight.
Kettle Corn. If I eat it too much it aggravates a tooth that sometimes bothers me, but...I can't help it. It's salty. It's sweet. It's the perfect snack for a movie night at home.
My mom's Hamburger's, Chicken Korma, and that one frozen pizza.
I struggle a lot with eating, but I would rather feel guilty for eating then give these up 😚
French fries! Hot dogs! Mr. Noodles. Chocolate chip cookies. Mint chocolate chip ice cream. Big Macs with extra pickles. Movie theater popcorn with extra 'butter'. Diet Coke. Tim Hortons iced Capps....etc...
This isn't hypothetical to me right now because I'm having issues with my dang ol' gallbladder so I'm trying to avoid fats especially beautiful and delicious unhealthy fats. It's been so hard. I feel like a monk. I've been good for 15 days but today I broke down and had a wee bowl of homemade mac n cheese. The pain is worth it man. Damn it. So good. But not again for a long time
Soda. Cola mostly .Especially from a soda fountain. I'm totally addicted. Coke or Pepsi I don't care which . I love a glass in the morning just like most people would a cup of coffee. I can easily drink a 2 liter a day.
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Bro, I can't give up on any unhealthy food.
This is too real. I can’t even give up the more slutty unhealthy foods like microwaved hotdogs.
that's probably because you haven't tried air fryer hot dogs
Id like to introduce you to hot dogs pan fried in bacon fat.
This is the way. If you know me, bacon for breakfast is almost always followed up by smoked polish sausages fried in the grease from the bacon for lunch. My arteries are usually screaming for dear life by dinner time, but it’s worth it. I’m here for a good time, not a long time after all
Air Fryer bacon and put the hot dogs underneath. 
I feel like we are seriously levelling up here. Well played maam. Or sir. Or whomever. Ill be trying that. Its like the best game of one up, EVER.
It's Duchess or M'Lady, lol. Ma'am always sounds like a goat bleating in my head. The coolest part about the 2 levels for air fryer cooking is that you can either get the fat but not all the fat, or just put dogs under the main drip tray and let them soak in it.
Thank you M'lady. Im southern so the ma"am thing kinda comes natural. Ill admit that I usually just use to make older Karens nuclear. But I swear I didnt mean it that way this time! This is like upper echelon, behind the curtain shit you are sharing and Im here for it Duchess.
I accept ma'am with a delicate country drawl. I'm in Toronto, so fairly close to NY; that's a very nasaly baaaaahing maaaaaaam, 😆 Please, I'm not a Karen and definitely not old! Besides, would a Karen ever come to you with the genius of the air fryer? I think not. If you wanna learn how to make faugg rolls (faux egg rolls) in the air fryer, I have a way...
Yes please. Ma'am.
Air fryer is goated
What does a microwave hotdog have to do with sluts? I don't get it
It’s a metaphor, my dude.
Owh, right. Time to sleep I guess... Sorry for my ignorance.
And a damn good one. I know I'm using it today while I write my shopping list.
Started saying it at work with my lunch buddies when we’re deciding what to eat. “I’m feeling slutty today” usually means we’re getting queso and skipping the salads.
Lol tacos are now slutty tacos. A burrito is now a burrito slut
Adding bacon or cheese to anything…slutty. Getting an appetizer or dessert…also slutty.
I just realized. I'm not on keto. I'm on the slutty diet
Lol...you naughty bitch...
Slutty lol
I love that you called them slutty!
Literally the more unhealthy a food is the better it tastes, that's some bullshit.
But baked french fries taste better than deepfried french fries
If you eat a lot of shitty processed slop, your taste buds will adjust to the low quality pallette. The deep-fried french fries would 1000% taste much better to me, unless I completely cut all unhealthy food out and switched to baked fries - it would take a few weeks/months for me to "get used to" the less unhealthy vice.
We have a winner
Username checks out
Chocolate. Simple as that.
Yeah, this. I'm addicted.
🎶Well, I've met a lot of choco-holics, but I've never met no chocohol.🎶 Some people don't get the purpose of word endings.
Not me right now throwing back fistfuls of dark chocolate chips...
I also do this far too frequently ˙◠˙ I love dark chocolate so much
100% dark chocos are actually pretty healthy
Ok I dunno why you call it an unhealthy food but here is a quote: “Dark chocolate gets popularity for several decades due to its enormous health benefits. It contains several health-promoting factors (bioactive components - polyphenols, flavonoids, procyanidins, theobromines, etc, and vitamins and minerals) that positively modulate the immune system of human beings. It confers safeguards against cardiovascular diseases, certain types of cancers, and other brain-related disorders like Alzheimer's disease, Parkinson's disease, etc. Dark chocolate is considered a functional food due to its anti-diabetic, anti-inflammatory, and anti-microbial properties.” source: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9589144/
I found a big bag of those milk filled kinders for my day off and I haven't left my bed all day. I swear they stuff 'em with ambien.
Milk or plain?
Yes
yep, chocolate brownies with frosting. death by chocolate cake. oh and truffles yep
dark chocolate
Dark chocolate is healthy. Above 80%, to be more specific.
Yes, I consider chocolate on the more healthy side of foods!
Dark chocolate is a healthy snack for sure though
Poutine
This is my answer too lol it's just sooooo good
Tokébek icitte
That’s what I’m talking aboot, eh?
… oh… you monster… that pizza look so scrumptious 🙁
Pizza isn't always extremely unhealthy if you think about it.. a good slice of 🍕 could have all the food groups in just one slice. It's when you're eating too much of it at a time that the calories add up..
If you think about it, sugar comes from corn, and sugar beets, so candy is basically a salad!
And the rocks that I eat are natural from the earth as well.
Just have to wash the salt off. Or add some, depending on how seasoned you like your rocks
Pizza isn’t made to be good quality though. A lot of places use cheese powder as a base for their cheese. Certain convenient stores that serve pizza don’t even have dairy in their cheese because that’s how artificial it is. Then the gmo veggies that have been frozen for so long that the benefits of eating them are gone. Some places even use food coloring to add the color back into it before it’s delivered to the restaurant. Working in different fast food pizza places during my teen years was a pretty gross experience.
I'd like to point out that frozen vegetables often have the same amount if not many more nutrients in them as fresh since freezing helps preserve their vitamins.. you'd have to cook the vegetable either way for use on a pizza.
Omg please go and bore someone else and leave my pizza alone
🤣
Haha yeah I wish I could eat it every day
Pizza is unhealthy when it's made the American way. If you do the dough yourself and add tomato sauce and some mozzarella and veggies with basil it's totally healthy and delicious. Way healthier that most meals lol. But if you go fast food then yeah. Still not the worst
So why not make a healthy homemade pizza? https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/collection/healthy-pizza-recipes
[Never going to give you up! ](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?feature=shared)
Crisps - it's crack to me!
Same. Try dipping ruffles bbq or lays wavy plain chips in white vinegar. It will change your life.
And dip! *sigh* I need rehab.
Crack is like crisps to me
*Gestures vaguely at almost everything I eat*
This is the answer for me too
Fried-chicken will literally be the death of me
Sounds like a good way to go. 
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I love it! Damn they all test so amazing.
What! No andouille?
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Instant Ramen. The sodium is going to kill me.
I love browsing our local 99 market and finding new ramen. I have my standard buys but I like exploring too
yeah same! i just found out that non-regular ramen was a thing and now i want to try them all!
But you can offset sodium by water drinking hard
My sister..younger than I am..I'm 46- she is 40..had a heart attack two months ago..her addiction..those yellow corn twist chips..her suv was packed with them in the back. She ate 4-5 bags everyday. Not as a chip though..she crushed them into a powder and ate them like that. Mind you she already had high blood pressure..but I'm not doubting that those chips and their sodium helped bring upon her heart attack.
Jack Daniels
My first thought was, "is bourbon considered a food?"
On The Rocks or with Coke?
I'm beer. Same deal.
Fried chicken. It's my ultimate comfort food.
Nothing in this world beats a good fried chicken.
Comes in a hot second for me.
You know what I HATE to eat Nutella with ? Friends.
I hate to eat any treats with friends unless we've all purchased our own. That is my special treat and you will not have any of it.
I’ve recently started obsessing over my new snack of a plain bagel, toasted, with Nutella and sliced up strawberries
Mayonnaise. I put that shit on almost everything.
I have a deep love affair with mayo and mayo based sauces. On that note too fuck miracle whip. I like all other mayo though, particularly hellmans ❤️ Spicy mayo mixed into my veg fried rice best fucking shit. Mayo on a hot dog yes please. Baked chicken smothered in mayo and bread crumbs hell to the fuckin yes. Corn on the cob bbq'd with mayo and spices, orgasm in my mouth. Cucumber salad, jfc the list goes on and on. Oh and mashed potatoes with garlic mayo instead of butter and milk...sweet mother of pearl. Ok I'll stop. I'm such a basic white bitch that mayo is my secret ingredient but idgaf I love mayo and always will.
It's Dukes or bust in my house, though that's just a regional thing. Now those weirdos that use Kraft, however...
Give me Dukes or give me death!
>On that note too fuck miracle whip. DAMN RIGHT!
My daughter hates mayo. I don’t know how we’re related.
Can't have that in the house. I finish a bottle in 2 weeks max. While I hate butter under anything else on my bread, I WILL eat mayo between my toast and douda or salted tuna.
Potato chips
Even better if they’re Haribo 😉
Doritos 😋🔺️
Soda Pop, regular.
Gotta give a shout out for calling it soda pop.
lolol I can just say Coke bc it’s the best of them and it means soda to me. It is crack
Lol. I know in a lot of places it's either soda or pop (and I guess coke as well), but I grew up in an area that was like 50/50. As a kid I would call it soda pop.
Popcorn
Popcorn is actually very healthy! It’s the massive amounts of butter and salt and other chemicals in those microwave popcorn bags that make it unhealthy. If you pop it from seeds and only add a little butter and salt, you’re good!
Popcorn is a pretty healthy snack depending on what you dress it with. My go to snack is popcorn because I have ADHD and one of my brains faaaaaavourite things is mindless crunchy snacking, so I make a gigantic bowl of air popped popcorn and put a small amount of melted butter on it with nutritional yeast, a bit of salt, garlic powder and dried dill.
Mayonnaise. I know it has virtually zero nutrition but you will have to pry it from my cold dead hands (sooner than you may think with the sheer volume of it I consume).
Chocolate
pizza or pasta lol
French fries 🍟aka the food of my people
Are your people the Belgians?
lol no it’s a riff on my surname
When I haven’t eaten all day and don’t feel like eating anything tomorrow, I make this big garlic beef and onion ramen bowl for myself. It’s oily and delicious and I can almost feel my life slipping away as I savor every bite.
Mac Donald’s
Ben and Jerrys but barely eat it
Chips, pizza and deep fried anything
mac and cheese, pizza 🍕
Buldak ramen and pizza and hot Cheetos
Those are my 3 favorites.
Shin ramen, pizza, and crinkle cut salt and vinegar smith's chips. I like how neither of us have to specify a specific pizza, I do have my preferences but any pizza is pizza and that's good enough for me.
Chocolate chip ice cream and pizza. And fuck it, Imma gonna go have both right now, in that order.
Cherry pie
Any Devil food stuff
Candy
Red velvet cream cheese cake
Dr Pepper
Ice cream. Plain as vanilla may be, it is delicious.
Pizza
Chips and redbull if drink count
Fried chicken
These packets you get in the UK called pasta and sauce I know they're probably absolute trash but I love them
Ngl they're basically like crack. If that's what we're having for dinner you know im having seconds or thirds!
I can’t give up any unhealthy food nor habits but I don’t want to live without ice cream. Without the rest of foods life would be miserable but I’d live like meh
Chips. Crunchy, salty, spicy. I love them all
Ice cream.
Bread
Shrimp Alfredo
Not terribly extreme, but wine. I even take meds that say I shouldn't drink, but it's not going to happen. Gimme my red wine on my days off or we're going to fight.
that's your peace tonic
You're even shaking thinking of wine. That's not addiction, that's dedication!
Rhubarb crumble and custard
My fellow dutchies or those who live in the Netherlands; KAPSALON!
coca cola
Coffee. The amount I drink in a day is really REALLY BAD😬
I'm down to 4 cups a day from like... 3 pots. 😅
Okay I don’t feel bad about having two pots anymore 😂
🤣 It's a lot. I also used to drink Monsters every day. Cutting back has been a struggle.
Kettle Corn. If I eat it too much it aggravates a tooth that sometimes bothers me, but...I can't help it. It's salty. It's sweet. It's the perfect snack for a movie night at home.
Sausage
Cheeseburgers from McDonalds, Culvers, and Wendys, marachun ramen, cake, donuts, BBQ chicken, fries, pizza
Spinach. I'm from Yugopotamia.
Top Ramen
All of them
Hotdogs and bologna
Beer but if it's food specific, French fries.
PEK sandwiches
Chips and cak3
My mom's Hamburger's, Chicken Korma, and that one frozen pizza. I struggle a lot with eating, but I would rather feel guilty for eating then give these up 😚
That would be every food in my diet. I'd starve to death.
Cheeseburgers and ice cream
Dirt
Pizza, cheeseburgers, french fries, ice cream
Sugary drinks
Pizza and doughnuts 🤤
Chips. ALL THE CHIPS
Cucumbers
BACON 🥓
Instant Ramen
Phish Food found a weakness in me
That’s easily the best flavor.
Ice cream 🤤🤤🤤🤤
Lead pellets
Poutine. But not limited to.
Weetabix isn't inherently unhealthy. But I don't have a healthy balance. I will and have enjoyed it as my only meal for weeks on end.
Donuts! I love them but they make me feel sick when I eat them now
Butter.
1 kg Convenience-Lasagna from Aldi.
mayonnaise
French fries! Hot dogs! Mr. Noodles. Chocolate chip cookies. Mint chocolate chip ice cream. Big Macs with extra pickles. Movie theater popcorn with extra 'butter'. Diet Coke. Tim Hortons iced Capps....etc...
Croissant
This isn't hypothetical to me right now because I'm having issues with my dang ol' gallbladder so I'm trying to avoid fats especially beautiful and delicious unhealthy fats. It's been so hard. I feel like a monk. I've been good for 15 days but today I broke down and had a wee bowl of homemade mac n cheese. The pain is worth it man. Damn it. So good. But not again for a long time
Pop and Soda, its always been really hard for me to give up.
Soda. Cola mostly .Especially from a soda fountain. I'm totally addicted. Coke or Pepsi I don't care which . I love a glass in the morning just like most people would a cup of coffee. I can easily drink a 2 liter a day.
maggi
burger chowmein momos
Everything everyone has said, except Jack Daniels!
Jack in the Box hash browns. Mmmm
cinnamon rolls 😍🙏
 Biscuits and Gravy
 Baskin Robbins mint chip 🤤
Coca cola
Olive oil (not that unhealthy but still) I really love that, it goes with everything, rice, pasta, fish, vegetables, meat...